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#1086 Posted: 01:18:04 28/06/2013
Temple of the Shrine of the Silver Monkey
4th Banishment Ceremony
Electrifying Cynders
The six members of Team EC streamed into the temple. True to his word, it was Sarge standing in the central chamber, grasping the Urn of Anguish. "Alright, you fools, sit on down here." The stone pedestals, conspicuously absent, were now back again. Sarge cleared his throat, before stating, "Now your performance today was downright unprofessional. You've got some BUGS in your machine that need to be SQUASHED, fools. So that's what we're here to do." He started to pace again as he continued, "We're going to iron out these kinks by handing one of your teammates a dishonorable discharge."
"Enough with the military banter, let's just send Brutalbash packing already." Bravo grumbled.
"Are you trying to speak out of turn to ME, private?" Sarge bellowed. "And what is with that derogatory comment toward your fellow soldier? Show your teammates some respect, boy." He ordered. Bravo folded his arms and stuck his tongue out. Sarge ignored him. "Now then, many of you flip-flopped your votes worse than a broken teeter-totter, but in the end, one of you ended up earning EVERY. SINGLE. LAST. VOTE." He explained, quieting the group.
"And just who would that be?" Seiki asked.
"DragonCamo... front and center!" Sarge yelled, causing the entire group to gasp.
"B-But I didn't vote for myself. What's going on?" DragonCamo sputtered, tears forming in his eyes.
"No, I was going to tell you to tuck your shirt in. That's blatant disrespect, soldier." Sarge explained. DragonCamo looked as if he had seen a ghost, but quickly tucks in his shirt and staggers back toward his pedestal. "Now then... for our loser." Sarge pulled out a trumpet and played the beginning of revile. Three Waddle Dees streamed out from one of the hallways wheeling a cannon. While two of them set up the cannon, a third went over and knocked out Skylanders fan with a jab to the neck. "Skylanders fan, you did NOT do your country proud. Time to send you packing."
The Waddle Dee loads Skylanders fan up into the cannon, and the other two fire it, sending him careening off over the horizon. Sarge offers a final salute and then plays taps on his trumpet. He turns to Team EC. "Now then, I may not be around anymore, but I am watching your performance in spirit, maggots. If you don't shape up and bounce back for tomorrow, my spirit is gonna haunt you fools ALLLLLL NIIIIIIIGHT! Now get going!" Sarge sent them scurrying off back to their cabana.
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Competition Beach
Team FS was first onto the beach. "So what do you think they have in store for us today?" CommanderGame asked, wringing water from his shirt after the previous night's thunderstorm.
"Ugh... my pants are all wet. It's so uncomfortable." HDAZ complained. "I don't get it. We've won the last two challenges, we should get to go to the cabana."
"AHOY THERE, SCURVY DOGS!" HIR called out, causing them all to jump in surprise.
"Seriously, how is he doing this?!" DummyZ gasped. HIR approaches them, dressed in pirate garb, including a hat and eyepatch, and brandishing a long sword.
"Greetings, landlubbers! I be the Dread Pirate HIR. Scourge o' the information super highway. Are ye all ready for today's plundering?" HIR asked, adding an inappropriate slur to his voice in a bad pirate impression.
"If it means I can stop listening to you speak like a pirate sooner, then I'd say I'm game!" Sparxis snickered.
"I don't right take kindly to folks funning on me accent." HIR growled. "Now then, let's see the crew of the good ship Electrifying Cynders." The host pointed with his sword toward Team EC as they funneled onto the beach. "They be giving Skylanders fan a plank walking when the last moon hung."
"So that really doesn't change anything, does it?" Pika asked with a defeated sigh.
"Hey, ***holes! You better not think of cheating today." Bravo hollered from his team's side of the competition area. "I've got an eye on you."
"And I've got half a mind to kick him in his special little place." CommanderGame whispered, to the sniggers of his teammates.
"Alright, mateys! Listen up, it be time for me to introduce today's challenge!"
Skylanders fan has been banished!
Votals:
Skylanders fan (6): Seiki, Bravo101, crystalhero37, BrutalBash101, DragonCamo, Skylanders fan
Bravo101 (0): (Bravo101)
BrutalBash101 (0): (DragonCamo), (BrutalBash101)
DragonCamo (0): (BrutalBash101), (crystalhero37)
Seiki (0): (BrutalBash101)
*Note: A username with parenthesis around it indicates the vote was later redacted
Flaming Spyros:
King_Pika
SPARXisAWESOME
DummyZ
Hot Dog And Zap
CommanderGame (joined Day 4)
Electrifying Cynders:
Seiki
DragonCamo
crystalhero37
BrutalBash101
Bravo
RIP in peace:
prextail202 (Banished Night 1)
Hot Dog 542 (Mod-Banished, now DummyZ)
Vincentkoopa (Banished Night 2)
Eevee88 (Banished Night 3)
Skylanders fan (Banished Night 4)
It is now Day 5!
Today's game mode is Quest for Booty!
This game is a pirate's duel! Members from each team will face each other in 1v1 showdowns. Before we can begin, each team much determine an order that they will send up their members. The key to this is trying to anticipate which user you think your opponent will put in each position, and counter with someone who you think could take them on head-to-head in trivia.
When an order is decided, any member of the team can PM me the order they've chosen. You will have until 4:30 pm EDT tomorrow (about 19 hours from this post) to decide and order and you CAN change it around if you want to. Since I don't work on the weekends, things should hopefully go quickly when we start. Team FS, you still have time to use one of your rewards if you wish, but I MUST know before we start the duels!
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