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sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1315
#1 Posted: 11:11:13 27/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Post your Xbox One jokes here.
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papa123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1372
#2 Posted: 11:48:20 27/05/2013
It's the most high tech VCR I've ever seen!
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#3 Posted: 11:56:31 27/05/2013
Games on a games console? Lolnoep!
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#4 Posted: 13:51:40 27/05/2013
Xbox One? It's the Xbone! *snicker*
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
isaac343018s Emerald Sparx Gems: 4478
#5 Posted: 14:05:15 27/05/2013
Microsoft forgot how to count, their 3rd console is called One!
Matteomax Platinum Sparx Gems: 5378
#6 Posted: 14:06:34 27/05/2013
Time to think of names...

smilie: Xbox 720?

smilie: Xbox U?

smilie *yawn*: Xbox One..?
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sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1315
#7 Posted: 14:11:51 27/05/2013 | Topic Creator
It looks like they got cheap and recycled their first console.
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joerox123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1992
#8 Posted: 14:48:52 27/05/2013
Xbox 360? Thats like SOOOOOOOOOO much counting lets start small with one!

XBOX ONE!
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#9 Posted: 15:40:19 27/05/2013
The Xbox One is a joke in itself.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#10 Posted: 15:48:37 27/05/2013
It's called Xbox one because you're the only person playing.

The Xbox One sucks because I can't play Mario on it. ~Idiot Gamer Girl
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sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1315
#11 Posted: 16:14:22 27/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
The Xbox One is a joke in itself.



**** yea. Best one yet. Imagine if it was announced April 1.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#12 Posted: 16:25:27 27/05/2013
Quote: sniper52
Quote: StriderSwag
The Xbox One is a joke in itself.



**** yea. Best one yet. Imagine if it was announced April 1.


That would be cruel since everyone would be horrified to learn it isn't a joke
sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1315
#13 Posted: 16:29:35 27/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Big Green
Quote: sniper52
Quote: StriderSwag
The Xbox One is a joke in itself.



**** yea. Best one yet. Imagine if it was announced April 1.


That would be cruel since everyone would be horrified to learn it isn't a joke



Exactly! Thats the point. Its that bad!
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Ryanator20x6 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1848
#14 Posted: 17:14:49 27/05/2013
I hate prequels.
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Matteomax Platinum Sparx Gems: 5378
#15 Posted: 18:08:41 27/05/2013
The sequel is a prequel!
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EmperorKaos Emerald Sparx Gems: 4406
#16 Posted: 18:39:16 27/05/2013
Is Xbox one because is the beginning of the end
papa123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1372
#17 Posted: 20:06:06 27/05/2013
Microsoft forgot how to count! smilie
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sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1315
#18 Posted: 20:06:36 27/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: EmperorKaos
Is Xbox one because is the beginning of the end



Not exactly. It is the end of the end. Microsoft is in lava right now on the gaming side of the company.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#19 Posted: 20:10:33 27/05/2013
Xbox one jokes??

Knock knock

who's there?

A dying company

A dying company who?

*dies*
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#20 Posted: 20:13:22 27/05/2013
xbox one
sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1315
#21 Posted: 20:14:31 27/05/2013 | Topic Creator
I bet Microsoft is crying.
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TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#22 Posted: 20:49:02 27/05/2013
More like Xbox imsodONEwithmicrosoft.
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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#23 Posted: 22:56:11 27/05/2013
Roses are red
Flowers are blue
The Xbox One is black.
So is my eraser.
InsomDog Platinum Sparx Gems: 6823
#24 Posted: 23:09:16 27/05/2013
I can't think of One.
IsisStormDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 7127
#25 Posted: 23:21:57 27/05/2013
Oh man, there's a thread on another forum with some epic puns... I'm gonna grab 'em.

"U are a better person 4 skipping One."
"U know, for One, I think 4 is a pretty good number."
"U should know better than to go 4 that One."
"4-get about that One that got away, U will find true love some day."
"U see, One good thing the new Xbox has brought us is some opportunities 4 some new humor."

I'll be leaving now.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#26 Posted: 23:52:43 27/05/2013
People say the Xbox One sucks because they didn't reveal any new games. If only there was a gaming convention about new video games coming out in a few weeks.
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sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1315
#27 Posted: 00:30:41 28/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Nintendo and Sony are gonna rub their consoles in Microsofts faces.
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#28 Posted: 01:18:27 28/05/2013
Quote: somePerson
People say the Xbox One sucks because they didn't reveal any new games. If only there was a gaming convention about new video games coming out in a few weeks.



Not just because of that, no backwards compatibility or used games were big parts as well.
EmperorKaos Emerald Sparx Gems: 4406
#29 Posted: 13:06:32 01/06/2013
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bionicle2809 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8438
#30 Posted: 13:28:05 01/06/2013
"Why do they call it the Xbox One? Because it takes 359 steps backwards."

I'll be leaving now.
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4149
#31 Posted: 13:53:36 01/06/2013
This is Nintendo and Sony now:

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ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428
#32 Posted: 19:25:47 01/06/2013
Xbox lost
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OpalOsprey Yellow Sparx Gems: 1127
#33 Posted: 00:25:18 02/06/2013
^ Yep, Xbox definitely lost this One...
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SpyroGamer2008 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4203
#34 Posted: 00:37:32 02/06/2013
I think this sums up what the new X-Box One can do.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#35 Posted: 00:45:38 02/06/2013
Xbox one best WiiU commercial.
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#36 Posted: 09:52:24 08/06/2013
you know whats a joke
the ps4
and yet im still buying it for metal gear
OpalOsprey Yellow Sparx Gems: 1127
#37 Posted: 19:14:00 08/06/2013
^ Same here, that's the only reason why I'd buy the PS4 or any Playstation console.
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BeanyBeans Emerald Sparx Gems: 3061
#38 Posted: 22:15:12 08/06/2013
it's called the xbox one because you turn one degree and walk away
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Matteomax Platinum Sparx Gems: 5378
#39 Posted: 22:25:46 08/06/2013
I hope the price is one dollar.
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4149
#40 Posted: 04:26:22 09/06/2013
^People still wouldn't buy it.
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9336
#41 Posted: 09:29:44 15/06/2013
Here guys, take a look at this ****, hilarious right?
Underian Emerald Sparx Gems: 3095
#42 Posted: 19:08:04 15/06/2013
Xbox Done.
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#43 Posted: 19:35:44 15/06/2013
Releasing a high tech 80 pound VCR from the 80s!
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#44 Posted: 03:53:38 16/06/2013
It only has One purpose

To suck my ****
Samius Hunter Gems: 9336
#45 Posted: 08:53:40 16/06/2013
Ah well.. Clearly people missed my joke.

It's really funny, I'm telling you.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#46 Posted: 09:27:15 16/06/2013
Quote: Samius
Here guys, take a look at this ****, hilarious right?



>"Anonymous" Xbox One engineer
>"Anonymous"
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9336
#47 Posted: 09:33:43 16/06/2013
Quote: sonicbrawler182
Quote: Samius
Here guys, take a look at this ****, hilarious right?



>"Anonymous" Xbox One engineer
>"Anonymous"


I think he provided pretty accurate information about the place he worked in. What his name is doesn't matter.

Besides, everything he said was entirely logical. I personally think that Microsoft's vision, which is explained in the link, is pretty great. Even if I don't have a broadband connection for my Xbox.
TheSpyrofan12 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3193
#48 Posted: 09:38:33 16/06/2013
Sony is good. Microsoft is bad.

Sony took one step up, while Microsoft took 359 steps down.
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sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#49 Posted: 10:04:52 16/06/2013
Quote: Samius
Quote: sonicbrawler182
Quote: Samius
Here guys, take a look at this ****, hilarious right?



>"Anonymous" Xbox One engineer
>"Anonymous"


I think he provided pretty accurate information about the place he worked in. What his name is doesn't matter.

Besides, everything he said was entirely logical. I personally think that Microsoft's vision, which is explained in the link, is pretty great. Even if I don't have a broadband connection for my Xbox.



That article was only just released.

Microsoft has already released a statement about their policies, on Xbox Wire (Microsoft's official site for Xbox). That was before E3. And a lot of what's in that article you posted is extremely vague (and I'm willing to bet this anonymous guy was intentionally vague).

Should I seriously listen to a shady anon over the company creating and selling the console?
Also, an engineer should know the architecture of the console inside out, yet he never touches on it.

Not to mention he claims Sony are holding back from digital distribution. Even already, Sony release every game both digitally and in physical form (unless the game is digital only). Of course, it hasn't always been like that, but it is now.

EDIT: Microsoft have shot themselves in the foot again:
http://i.imgur.com/5ATLlWV.png

https://pay.reddit.com/r/Games...xs_twitter_its/
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9336
#50 Posted: 10:39:27 16/06/2013
Quote: sonicbrawler182
Quote: Samius
Quote: sonicbrawler182



>"Anonymous" Xbox One engineer
>"Anonymous"


I think he provided pretty accurate information about the place he worked in. What his name is doesn't matter.

Besides, everything he said was entirely logical. I personally think that Microsoft's vision, which is explained in the link, is pretty great. Even if I don't have a broadband connection for my Xbox.



That article was only just released.

Microsoft has already released a statement about their policies, on Xbox Wire (Microsoft's official site for Xbox). That was before E3. And a lot of what's in that article you posted is extremely vague (and I'm willing to bet this anonymous guy was intentionally vague).

Should I seriously listen to a shady anon over the company creating and selling the console?
Also, an engineer should know the architecture of the console inside out, yet he never touches on it.

Not to mention he claims Sony are holding back from digital distribution. Even already, Sony release every game both digitally and in physical form (unless the game is digital only). Of course, it hasn't always been like that, but it is now.


Well, it's his job on the line (possibly), so maybe he was intentionally vague.

And no, you don't have to trust the article, I merely posted it to provide another viewpoint to this matter, since a lot of people simply seem to shun the fact that you can't trade used games, and thus, think the console is a piece of crap.
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