hello i am a cia agant and i am here to warn you that this site has been signed up with the prism program which means that we will monitor all your posts and if we see a mean word in it we will send the nsa to your house and they will search for porn on your computer
if they find porn on your computer they will take the hard-drive with them and give it personally to obama, which will cycle through your images and/or videos to see if they are deemed "good". if they are deemed "good", you will not receive jailtime. however, if the images are "bad" according to obama, you will be sent to jail, then you will be sent to guantanamo bay, where you will be force-fed through a tube.
now, i have to leave the country because i leaked this to you all.
stay safe,
beaybeans
cia agant at cia
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > darksSpyro is apart of the PRISM program
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BeanyBeans Emerald Sparx Gems: 3061 |
#1 Posted: 20:38:46 12/06/2013 | Topic Creator
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My avatar: Halo 5 |
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422 |
#2 Posted: 20:40:33 12/06/2013
i've always wanted a nice vacation to guantanamo bay
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366 |
#3 Posted: 20:44:47 12/06/2013
lol you spelt your name wrong.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262 |
#4 Posted: 20:52:10 12/06/2013
baka.
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this user has died. written on a note was their darkspyro login. they say hello from beyond the grave. |
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034 |
#5 Posted: 21:36:10 12/06/2013
Wait a second...
Oh ****, I know who's behind this now. *sinks to knees* PRYSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this. |
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8325 |
#6 Posted: 21:37:13 12/06/2013
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6692 |
#7 Posted: 21:41:37 12/06/2013
Quote: wspyro
We're not Taliban You've got the wrong man In Guantanamo Bay Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa *reference no one will get*
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Gay 4 GARcher |
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833 |
#8 Posted: 23:23:25 12/06/2013
nooo
nooo nooo NOOO NOOOOO
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I am a Cow. "Moo". |
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4149 |
#9 Posted: 02:23:53 13/06/2013
Quote: BeanyBeans
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go to my guestbook now and sign a petition to get Freddie benson into smash |
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428 |
#10 Posted: 02:53:02 13/06/2013
firbals
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BREATHE AIR. |
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362 |
#11 Posted: 12:55:43 13/06/2013
oh ****
beany no |
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864 |
#12 Posted: 13:03:47 13/06/2013
I'm ready.
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Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445 |
#13 Posted: 14:55:41 13/06/2013
seems legit
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Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045 |
#14 Posted: 03:01:21 14/06/2013
hes okay hes right here with me
i mean [cough] |
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7038 |
#15 Posted: 03:12:35 14/06/2013
Dang it, I'm thinking my computer will be deemed as bad.
What the hail should I do? |
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531 |
#16 Posted: 03:16:02 14/06/2013
Quote: Mrmorrises
Give in. You're screwed already. There is no hope for you now. Its like the zombie virus, and once you're infected, there's no going back. |
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