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I just killed a snake :D [CLOSED]
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#1 Posted: 22:31:45 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator
So I get done riding my 4wheeler, I park it under our shelter, and sure enough there's a juvenile rattlesnake right in front of it. So, I get our .22 rifle out of my dad's truck and I pop him twice in the head. His head is basically turned inside out, you can see his brains and throat and everything. I have a pic of him on my phone, I'll see if I can't upload it.

For those of you who don't know, juvenile snakes are more dangerous than adults, because the adults release a small amount of venom with each bite, while juveniles drain all their venom with a single bite.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 22:32:28 03/06/2013 by Metallo
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#2 Posted: 22:35:32 03/06/2013
Lovely...
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#3 Posted: 22:38:40 03/06/2013
Dead snake? You shoulda sold it on ebay.
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bonbonsalad Gold Sparx Gems: 2212
#4 Posted: 22:38:45 03/06/2013
Please spoiler that picture.
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ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428
#5 Posted: 22:39:27 03/06/2013
metallo
like brightscales we can agree you look "positively adorable" in nephenee
but now i see blood all over that picture
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8325
#6 Posted: 22:40:02 03/06/2013
Good for you....?
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#7 Posted: 22:41:23 03/06/2013
hey asshole, snakes are cool
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#8 Posted: 22:47:20 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Big Green
hey asshole, snakes are cool



Not when they're coiling and are about to strike >.>
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#9 Posted: 22:51:47 03/06/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Big Green
hey asshole, snakes are cool



Not when they're coiling and are about to strike >.>



That's when they're coolest.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#10 Posted: 22:52:11 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: HotDogAndZap
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Big Green
hey asshole, snakes are cool



Not when they're coiling and are about to strike >.>



That's when they're coolest.



Not when you're facing certain death >.>
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6633
#11 Posted: 22:52:18 03/06/2013
Was it like, a white snake? Was it in your pants?
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#12 Posted: 22:52:55 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rendar
Was it like, a white snake? Was it in your pants?



No, I shot that off two years ago.
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#13 Posted: 22:53:53 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Sesshomaru75
R.I.P Metallo Jr. He never scored.



Later tonight, you might be able to see him.....
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#14 Posted: 22:54:13 03/06/2013
Quote: HotDogAndZap
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Big Green
hey asshole, snakes are cool



Not when they're coiling and are about to strike >.>



That's when they're coolest.



yeah!!!
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#15 Posted: 22:55:19 03/06/2013
You fool. You just started World War snake.
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6633
#16 Posted: 22:56:10 03/06/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Rendar
Was it like, a white snake? Was it in your pants?



No, I shot that off two years ago.


Ohhh yeah. So are you like, a chick now?
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spyrothe111 Ripto Gems: 3702
#17 Posted: 22:56:25 03/06/2013
Brilliant.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#18 Posted: 22:57:47 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rendar
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Rendar
Was it like, a white snake? Was it in your pants?



No, I shot that off two years ago.


Ohhh yeah. So are you like, a chick now?



No. Just a man, in an extreme amount of pain.
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6633
#19 Posted: 22:59:32 03/06/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Rendar
Quote: Metallo



No, I shot that off two years ago.


Ohhh yeah. So are you like, a chick now?



No. Just a man, in an extreme amount of pain.


Dudes can be guys without schlongs? So like, can you get pregnant now?
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#20 Posted: 23:00:01 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator
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ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8245
#21 Posted: 23:01:01 03/06/2013
Niiice. D:
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#22 Posted: 23:04:17 03/06/2013
I think you did the right thing.
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428
#23 Posted: 23:04:29 03/06/2013
metallo is love, metallo is life
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Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6633
#24 Posted: 23:06:38 03/06/2013
Quote: thumper
I think you did the right thing.


But taking a picture and gloating about it goes a little too far...
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#25 Posted: 23:07:52 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Snakes are likely to be crawling this time of year. Some tips:


  • Stay out of weeds and tall grass.
  • Try not to wear open-toed shoes or sandals when walking in known snake territory.
  • Don't let small children or pets walk outside unsupervised.
  • If you must venture into known snake territory, carry some kind of weapon on hand.

Quote: Rendar
Quote: thumper
I think you did the right thing.


But taking a picture and gloating about it goes a little too far...



The picture was for proof. Butthurt people would be like "PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN"
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#26 Posted: 23:14:52 03/06/2013
Quote: Rendar
Quote: thumper
I think you did the right thing.


But taking a picture and gloating about it goes a little too far...



Yes it was a little too much, however he was proving that it happened.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#27 Posted: 23:17:38 03/06/2013
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aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#28 Posted: 23:29:24 03/06/2013
you know what i would have done....
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smilie
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#29 Posted: 23:33:48 03/06/2013
I kinda feel bad for it, but you did what you had too...
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#30 Posted: 23:37:07 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator
I have two dogs that go outside to use the bathroom. That snake could've easily killed one of them if I let it go.
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#31 Posted: 23:39:09 03/06/2013
Quote: Metallo
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OMG sooo cute!
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#32 Posted: 00:05:20 04/06/2013
SNAKE?!

SNAAKE?!

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#33 Posted: 00:08:12 04/06/2013
Once again it falls to me to make the reference.
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6692
#34 Posted: 00:25:25 04/06/2013
There was a snake sun bathing in one of the bushes in front of my trailer.
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sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#35 Posted: 00:48:29 04/06/2013
Quote: thumper
Quote: Rendar
Quote: thumper
I think you did the right thing.


But taking a picture and gloating about it goes a little too far...



Yes it was a little too much, however he was proving that it happened.



Buuut he wouldn't of needed proof if he didn't gloat to begin with.

Besides, considering he used a rifle, it's not like it was a thing to feel triumphant over. I might as well gloat about flushing a spider down the toilet.
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6692
#36 Posted: 00:54:54 04/06/2013
Quote: somePerson
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gfhyutut45yjt



PETA's going to take my beast away
*reference no one will get*
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#37 Posted: 00:56:25 04/06/2013
@ sonicbrawler

omg, did you kill the spider first before flushing it down the toilet? smilie

I'm just kidding. smilie
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#38 Posted: 01:23:48 04/06/2013
Quote: thumper
@ sonicbrawler

omg, did you kill the spider first before flushing it down the toilet? O_O

I'm just kidding. :)


He let me siphon all the venom out before flushing it. DELICIOUS.
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#39 Posted: 01:25:11 04/06/2013
Quote: HIR
Quote: thumper
@ sonicbrawler

omg, did you kill the spider first before flushing it down the toilet? smilie

I'm just kidding. smilie


He let me siphon all the venom out before flushing it. DELICIOUS.


omg! lol
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#40 Posted: 01:30:32 04/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: sonicbrawler182
Quote: thumper
Quote: Rendar


But taking a picture and gloating about it goes a little too far...



Yes it was a little too much, however he was proving that it happened.



Buuut he wouldn't of needed proof if he didn't gloat to begin with.

Besides, considering he used a rifle, it's not like it was a thing to feel triumphant over. I might as well gloat about flushing a spider down the toilet.



I wasn't gloating so much as just sharing the story. Anyone else here would probably post a topic about it, too. And like I said, I have dogs that go outside, I had a good reason to kill that thing.
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#41 Posted: 02:19:10 04/06/2013
Quote: aran
you know what i would have done....
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smilie


Enjoy your salmonella.
fireofexile Blue Sparx Gems: 703
#42 Posted: 04:01:26 04/06/2013
Next time you freak out like that, pretend it's a rope.

Today there was a spider on my chair and I didn't want to kill it so I took out my iPad and let it go on it and then took it outside and set it free.

I feel like such a wimp now
C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10373
#43 Posted: 04:05:10 04/06/2013
Interesting. What kind of snake was it? Diamondback?
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#44 Posted: 05:20:06 04/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: C1nder
Interesting. What kind of snake was it? Diamondback?



I think so. You can look at the pic and tell.

Quote: fireofexile
Next time you freak out like that, pretend it's a rope.

Today there was a spider on my chair and I didn't want to kill it so I took out my iPad and let it go on it and then took it outside and set it free.

I feel like such a wimp now



How many times do I have to say it?

I have DOGS. That go OUTSIDE, and use the BATHROOM. If I let that snake go, it could have KILLED ONE OF MY DOGS. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
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C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10373
#45 Posted: 05:20:51 04/06/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: C1nder
Interesting. What kind of snake was it? Diamondback?



I think so. You can look at the pic and tell.



Yep, seems like it.
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