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Hail Satan 2.0 [CLOSED]
EmperorKaos Emerald Sparx Gems: 4399
#101 Posted: 14:57:52 29/05/2013
The bible say woman should obey to man so with nowadays sociaty we all go to hell D:
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#102 Posted: 15:00:32 29/05/2013
..
I'm having trouble taking this topic seriously...
(Some of these posts are utterly ridiculous.)
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#103 Posted: 15:37:09 29/05/2013
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Quote: Bravo101



Nuuuuuu! *grabs you and takes cover*

HAIL GOD



Yes. Because hailing, uh............... him, is wrong. Hailing God is the better decision. Let me ask all of you:

Who would you rather worship?

1. our Heavenly Father who created everything GOOD, and everyone including YOU,
or
2. Worship a demon who created evrything BAD in this world.


First off, can you take a joke? Second off, the Bible contradicts its self AT LEAST 545 times. Third, the older editions of the Bible state the Lucifer was God's kinda right hand man and got stuck with the bad stuff. It's not like he's out to destroy everything.



In case this got ignored...
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#104 Posted: 15:54:33 29/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: CAV
Quote: Metallo

Yep. Satan doesn't really do anything evil. He punishes those who have done evil. Which sounds to me like the opposite of evil.


Not always, since even the smallest little things can send you to hell in god's book. As such there's likely many people that wouldn't deserve to go that would go, in which case Satan accepts them without judgement, something god didn't do.

Then again, neither of the two exist so it's not like it really matters.
Arceus, however, is a real being who spoke in this very thread.



True.

I was never really a Pokemon fan though.....Does that mean...?
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#105 Posted: 16:02:36 29/05/2013
Dr. House worships Arceus. <.<
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
Robo-Spyro Platinum Sparx Gems: 5918
#106 Posted: 19:23:01 29/05/2013
can i worship arceus and mr satan??? c:
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no i will not write a signature for you
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428
#107 Posted: 19:58:03 29/05/2013
Quote: Robo-Spyro
can i worship arceus and mr satan??? c:



i will worship robo-spyro
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BREATHE AIR.
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#108 Posted: 20:02:43 29/05/2013
Quote: Pixilism
This is best topic ever.


Why not give it a seal of approval? Oh that's right. I stole it from you. :3
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
EmperorKaos Emerald Sparx Gems: 4399
#109 Posted: 20:07:42 29/05/2013
Approved
[User Posted Image]
Robo-Spyro Platinum Sparx Gems: 5918
#110 Posted: 20:12:45 29/05/2013
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
Quote: Robo-Spyro
can i worship arceus and mr satan??? c:


i will worship robo-spyro


yay i have disciplez who worship me again~ c:
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no i will not write a signature for you
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428
#111 Posted: 20:25:53 29/05/2013
Quote: Robo-Spyro
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
Quote: Robo-Spyro
can i worship arceus and mr satan??? c:


i will worship robo-spyro


yay i have disciplez who worship me again~ c:



omg yes i love you
<3
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BREATHE AIR.
Robo-Spyro Platinum Sparx Gems: 5918
#112 Posted: 20:29:58 29/05/2013
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
Quote: Robo-Spyro
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor


i will worship robo-spyro


yay i have disciplez who worship me again~ c:



omg yes i love you
<3


awww how sweet of u~ <3
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no i will not write a signature for you
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#113 Posted: 23:20:19 29/05/2013
omg u all must worship cowpowa

cuz hes a cow


if not u becom hamburgrz


>:D
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428
#114 Posted: 23:23:12 29/05/2013
Quote: cowpowa23
omg u all must worship cowpowa

cuz hes a cow


if not u becom hamburgrz


>smilie



stahp

robo-spyro is overlord and sexy demon god
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BREATHE AIR.
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#115 Posted: 23:24:43 29/05/2013
lolno

cowpowa kilz all who worship dat st00pid robot spiro
lolworshipmenowplz
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428
#116 Posted: 23:25:56 29/05/2013
i m telling on u to robo cus he ain't got no time fo' dat
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BREATHE AIR.
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#117 Posted: 23:27:36 29/05/2013
o yea hes got tiem fo' dat

cuz cow said so


u all worship cow or dieeee

kthxbai
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#118 Posted: 01:27:40 30/05/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: CAV
Quote: Metallo

Yep. Satan doesn't really do anything evil. He punishes those who have done evil. Which sounds to me like the opposite of evil.


Not always, since even the smallest little things can send you to hell in god's book. As such there's likely many people that wouldn't deserve to go that would go, in which case Satan accepts them without judgement, something god didn't do.

Then again, neither of the two exist so it's not like it really matters.
Arceus, however, is a real being who spoke in this very thread.



True.

I was never really a Pokemon fan though.....Does that mean...?


Praise Arceus...

Arceus doesn't care if you like him or are a fan of Pokemon at all. Arceus still accepts you as long as you do not cross him. Arceus is the ultimate devine being who remains impartial towards his creations.
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
Meta Knight Green Sparx Gems: 359
#119 Posted: 01:31:32 30/05/2013
I hail neither. I hail myself. I am my own god. I control my life. I do what I want and nobody can stop me. I make my own life rules. I am my own religion.

I am serious about that. ^
Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#120 Posted: 01:36:10 30/05/2013
Quote: Meta Knight
I hail neither. I hail myself. I am my own god. I control my life. I do what I want and nobody can stop me. I make my own life rules. I am my own religion.

I am serious about that. ^


monotheism
Meta Knight Green Sparx Gems: 359
#121 Posted: 01:37:32 30/05/2013
Quote: Wild
Quote: Meta Knight
I hail neither. I hail myself. I am my own god. I control my life. I do what I want and nobody can stop me. I make my own life rules. I am my own religion.

I am serious about that. ^


monotheism



I'm gonna call it selfgodreligionthing.
Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#122 Posted: 01:38:39 30/05/2013
Quote: Meta Knight
Quote: Wild
Quote: Meta Knight
I hail neither. I hail myself. I am my own god. I control my life. I do what I want and nobody can stop me. I make my own life rules. I am my own religion.

I am serious about that. ^


monotheism



I'm gonna call it selfgodreligionthing.


egothesim
Robo-Spyro Platinum Sparx Gems: 5918
#123 Posted: 05:34:42 30/05/2013
Quote: cowpowa23
lolno

cowpowa kilz all who worship dat st00pid robot spiro
lolworshipmenowplz


u naughty boy

no candy for u in da afterlife.
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no i will not write a signature for you
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#124 Posted: 15:04:40 30/05/2013
Quote: Robo-Spyro
Quote: cowpowa23
lolno

cowpowa kilz all who worship dat st00pid robot spiro
lolworshipmenowplz


u naughty boy

no candy for u in da afterlife.



but i am da afterlife

u all bow down to me now k
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428
#125 Posted: 03:29:08 01/06/2013
satannnnnn
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BREATHE AIR.
SpyraArtisan Blue Sparx Gems: 609
#126 Posted: 03:29:21 01/06/2013
Quote: arceustheprime
[User Posted Image]
i didn't know how to reply so i just grabbed the first thing from my tumblr dashboard



brb going to cry now
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#127 Posted: 03:30:24 01/06/2013
Quote: SpyraArtisan
Quote: arceustheprime
[User Posted Image]
i didn't know how to reply so i just grabbed the first thing from my tumblr dashboard



brb going to cry now



[User Posted Image]
same as arceus
SpyraArtisan Blue Sparx Gems: 609
#128 Posted: 03:31:46 01/06/2013
omg i made that dumbledoor picture into a static avatar on whirled

now it's being baught by the everythings and im makin it raaaaain
virtual money

jshdfhahaaa
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#129 Posted: 22:20:54 05/06/2013
[User Posted Image]

[User Posted Image]

With love,
Lucifer
Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#130 Posted: 22:22:33 05/06/2013
MARK PELLEGRINO YAAAY
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#131 Posted: 22:29:29 05/06/2013
Quote: Wild
MARK PELLEGRINO YAAAY



you are welcome
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