Remember arceus's topic like this a while back?
I'm reviving it
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > Hail Satan 2.0
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#1 Posted: 22:37:33 28/05/2013 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 22:39:04 28/05/2013
No...... *shields eyes*
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#3 Posted: 22:39:37 28/05/2013
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#4 Posted: 22:40:15 28/05/2013
Yes..
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#5 Posted: 22:40:18 28/05/2013
No. Just no. This topic is wrong on soooo many levels.
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#6 Posted: 22:40:43 28/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
And all the others in S&N aren't?
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#7 Posted: 22:40:58 28/05/2013
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#8 Posted: 22:41:33 28/05/2013
i didn't know how to reply so i just grabbed the first thing from my tumblr dashboard |
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#9 Posted: 22:41:56 28/05/2013
Quote: Pixilism
Well, the S guy is evil. I'm not worshipping him. I was raised to worship our Heavenly Father, and I will. |
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#10 Posted: 22:43:07 28/05/2013
I don't worship anyone, it ain't my kinda thing.
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#11 Posted: 22:43:32 28/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
"The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth 1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. 2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. 3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. 4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. 5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. 6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. 7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. 8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. 9. Do not harm little children. 10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. 11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him." wow very evil |
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#12 Posted: 22:43:51 28/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Oh, you're religious. That's fine. I never followed a religion, so I don't take sides. |
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#13 Posted: 22:43:56 28/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Have you ever thought that maybe Satan isn't Gods' enemy, but his employee? That it's his assignment to watch over Hell and the Damned Souls? |
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#14 Posted: 22:44:46 28/05/2013
Quote: Pixilism
Then you aren't christian. |
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#15 Posted: 22:44:48 28/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: arceustheprime
I agree with most of these btw. |
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#16 Posted: 22:45:30 28/05/2013
Quote: Metallo
I also agree with most of these. satans mah bro |
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#17 Posted: 22:45:40 28/05/2013
Quote: Bravo101
Yes. Because hailing, uh............... him, is wrong. Hailing God is the better decision. Let me ask all of you: Who would you rather worship? 1. our Heavenly Father who created everything GOOD, and everyone including YOU, or 2. Worship a demon who created evrything BAD in this world. |
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#18 Posted: 22:46:25 28/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Or how about worship neither and open your mind because it's a HUGE world out there and there are many paths to follow? |
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#19 Posted: 22:46:35 28/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Oh God, i foresee a religion war
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#20 Posted: 22:47:22 28/05/2013
Religion war... *backs away slowly*
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#21 Posted: 22:47:43 28/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Good and bad are not objective. Besides God has, according to your book, killed way too many for me to like him at all. |
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#22 Posted: 22:48:14 28/05/2013
agnostic master race
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#23 Posted: 22:48:50 28/05/2013
This makes me so ****ing mad because you guys are being ridiculous and not making sense, so for once, im not going to be in the drama. (That much)
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#24 Posted: 22:49:09 28/05/2013
Quote: spyro and sonic
God is nice. He does not kill. |
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#25 Posted: 22:49:42 28/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
He does kill. He does what is best for the world. Everything happens for a reason. |
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#26 Posted: 22:49:50 28/05/2013
i love satan
baphomet ftw
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#27 Posted: 22:52:14 28/05/2013
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#28 Posted: 22:52:21 28/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
The flood. |
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#29 Posted: 22:52:45 28/05/2013
Quote: Bravo101
Yeah. That's what I meant. I meant that he would notkill unless he had to. I am not good at explaining. |
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#30 Posted: 22:55:35 28/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Killing is never required. |
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#31 Posted: 22:56:14 28/05/2013
PRAISE ALLAH!! (I felt this needed saying here., though I don't agree with it.)
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Tis why I worship Arceus. Arceus is our Lord and savior. Arceus created this world and everything in it. He is the great one, the original one. Hail Arceus. Quote: Ash Starkindle
When was the last time you read the bible? Does Noah's Ark sound familiar? He had Noah build tthe ark so he could flood the earth and kill nearly everyone and everything. and That's jsut one example.
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#32 Posted: 22:57:02 28/05/2013
>not worshipin satan
CASUAL SCUM |
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#33 Posted: 22:57:13 28/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: spyro and sonic
I lol'd. But that's what we have Master Chief for..... Oh wait, you're talking about Noah's Ark. Nevermind. |
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#34 Posted: 22:57:14 28/05/2013
Quote: spyro and sonic
__ IDK what to say to that. |
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#35 Posted: 22:58:32 28/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Eh, it's my belief anyway. I don't expect everyone to agree. |
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#36 Posted: 22:59:08 28/05/2013
WE SHOULD ALL JUST SLOWLY ABANDON THE THREAD!
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#37 Posted: 22:59:31 28/05/2013
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#38 Posted: 23:00:06 28/05/2013
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#39 Posted: 23:00:59 28/05/2013
Arceus is the one and only Lord and savior. All hail Arceus, the original being.
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#40 Posted: 23:02:51 28/05/2013
There are hundreds of gods, how do ya know ya picked the right one?
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#41 Posted: 23:03:39 28/05/2013
smells a religion war
ooh goodie my first one |
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