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shrek stories [CLOSED]
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#1 Posted: 14:40:01 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
>9 years old
>at school
>bunch of bullies cornering me in the playground @ lunch
> the chanting 'shrek is dreck' over and over
>they steal my lunch money, cant buy my fave onion sandwich now
>i start crying
>they call me a cry baby, and then trie 2 steal my shrek plush
>sudden strong scent of onions
>suddenly a large green hand touches my shoulder
>"its all ogre now, laddeh"
> i black out, and wake up in my bed with mysterious green figure beside me making weird grunting noises
>then everything fades to black again after a few seconds
>im back at school, in the exact same place in the playground but bullies are no where to be seen, their names werent called out on any of the registers either
> onions sprouted in the exact same spot where the bullies cornered me
>shrek is love, shrek is life
jennacat4 Gold Sparx Gems: 2329
#2 Posted: 14:41:25 26/05/2013
YES.

Guestbook.
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http://youtu.be/gSSUco8AzDU
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#3 Posted: 14:42:33 26/05/2013
Guest book as well, that was epic.
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#4 Posted: 14:42:57 26/05/2013
Shrek is overrated. Soul Surfer and The Hunger Games are waaaaaaaaaaaay better.
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#5 Posted: 14:45:30 26/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Shrek is overrated. Soul Surfer and The Hunger Games are waaaaaaaaaaaay better.



D:


Those are terrible! COME TO SHREK.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#6 Posted: 14:45:39 26/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Shrek is overrated. Soul Surfer and The Hunger Games are waaaaaaaaaaaay better.


are you serious
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428
#7 Posted: 14:46:50 26/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Shrek is overrated. Soul Surfer and The Hunger Games are waaaaaaaaaaaay better.



i seriously hope you were joking
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BREATHE AIR.
prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4039
#8 Posted: 14:47:16 26/05/2013
Teen Titans beat all.
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#9 Posted: 14:47:59 26/05/2013
Quote: prextail202
Teen Titans beat all.



I have no idea what that is, but shrek is always better.
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#10 Posted: 15:06:44 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
shrek is love, shrek is life
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#11 Posted: 15:11:06 26/05/2013
Quote: Brightscales
shrek is love, shrek is life



shrek is lovelife
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#12 Posted: 15:32:48 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
i want to **** him
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#13 Posted: 15:34:33 26/05/2013
Quote: Brightscales
i want to **** him



dont we all
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#14 Posted: 15:49:48 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
shrek is love, shrek is life
Kitty Platinum Sparx Gems: 5106
#15 Posted: 16:09:54 26/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Shrek is overrated. Soul Surfer and The Hunger Games are waaaaaaaaaaaay better.


What do those movies even have in common with Shrek?
Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7896
#16 Posted: 16:23:18 26/05/2013
10/10.
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#17 Posted: 16:31:26 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Ice Dragoness
10/10.



10/10 would bang
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#18 Posted: 16:33:03 26/05/2013
Quote: Kitty
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Shrek is overrated. Soul Surfer and The Hunger Games are waaaaaaaaaaaay better.


What do those movies even have in common with Shrek?


they suck
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#19 Posted: 16:36:12 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Kitty
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Shrek is overrated. Soul Surfer and The Hunger Games are waaaaaaaaaaaay better.


What do those movies even have in common with Shrek?


they suck



ur 1 cheeky farquad m8
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#20 Posted: 16:55:31 26/05/2013
> using le meme arrow on spyro fansite
> get called a cheeky ****wad
> kill shreks family in retaliation
> nobody cares
> have prevented shrek 5, lauded as national hero
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#21 Posted: 17:01:20 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Big Green
> using le meme arrow on spyro fansite
> get called a cheeky ****wad
> kill shreks family in retaliation
> nobody cares
> have prevented shrek 5, lauded as national hero



**** you
shrek is love, shrek is life
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#22 Posted: 17:01:53 26/05/2013
Quote: Brightscales
Quote: Big Green
> using le meme arrow on spyro fansite
> get called a cheeky ****wad
> kill shreks family in retaliation
> nobody cares
> have prevented shrek 5, lauded as national hero



**** you
shrek is love, shrek is life


not anymore, now shrek is more like....death
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#23 Posted: 17:30:49 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Brightscales
Quote: Big Green
> using le meme arrow on spyro fansite
> get called a cheeky ****wad
> kill shreks family in retaliation
> nobody cares
> have prevented shrek 5, lauded as national hero



**** you
shrek is love, shrek is life


not anymore, now shrek is more like....death


shrek yourself or pay a cheque
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#24 Posted: 18:29:32 26/05/2013
Shrek urself b4 u wreck urself
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#25 Posted: 18:55:36 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
check urself b4 u shrek urself
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6633
#26 Posted: 23:02:18 26/05/2013
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Shrek is dead
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#27 Posted: 23:19:21 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyrobaro
ratboy genius is better here's a story by youtube user shallowmerger

"i bought the rat boy genius clock and time instantly sped up the moment i installed it at my school. When i blinked, i suddenly saw all my work was done, it was almost time to go home, and ratboy genius' handsome face was staring down on me. I swear he blinked, as if to say 'You have been blessed by me.'"



ratboy genius is love, ratboy genius is life
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#28 Posted: 23:21:06 26/05/2013
Quote: Brightscales
Quote: Spyrobaro
ratboy genius is better here's a story by youtube user shallowmerger

"i bought the rat boy genius clock and time instantly sped up the moment i installed it at my school. When i blinked, i suddenly saw all my work was done, it was almost time to go home, and ratboy genius' handsome face was staring down on me. I swear he blinked, as if to say 'You have been blessed by me.'"



ratboy genius is love, ratboy genius is life


D:


WE LOST BRIGHTSCALES!!!!! THIS. MEANS. WAR!!!!
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428
#29 Posted: 01:06:51 27/05/2013
[youtube]youtube.com/watch?v=T78i5sFyfD8[/youtube]
the united states of brightscales' national anthem

intentionally broken links make my day
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BREATHE AIR.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:07:50 27/05/2013 by ThroneOfMalefor
Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#30 Posted: 01:07:48 27/05/2013
GREENTEXTING ON DARKSPYRO
-falls down-
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8325
#31 Posted: 01:08:36 27/05/2013
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor

the united states of brightscales' national anthem


fixed
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#32 Posted: 04:38:50 11/07/2013
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