darkSpyro

until we miss a lesson and get to put condoms on plastic *****

I bet bright scales would enjoy thick zucchini

trivia - the black colored one is bigger than the rest

makes sense cus its true

what a ****ing doss lesson its going to be

jelly

bet u r

Eh. Italians are the biggest.

naaaaaah m8, its the asians who got the long schlongs

Quote: Metallo

Eh. Italians are the biggest.

That reminds me of that Mario parody where Mario is at Peach's parent's place.

o crystal hero

yo bs. How're u doin.

wanna smoke a joint w/ me

no thanks i'll stick to my sal-ads. it's scurvy and hip.

Quote: crystalhero37

no thanks i'll stick to my sal-ads. it's scurvy and hip.

want me to made u some weed salad?

Quote: Brightscales

Quote: crystalhero37

no thanks i'll stick to my sal-ads. it's scurvy and hip.

want me to made u some weed salad?

does it have green shrek sauce.

Quote: crystalhero37

Quote: Brightscales

Quote: crystalhero37

no thanks i'll stick to my sal-ads. it's scurvy and hip.

want me to made u some weed salad?

does it have green shrek sauce.

of course, brightscales special

Quote: Brightscales

Quote: crystalhero37

Quote: Brightscales

want me to made u some weed salad?

does it have green shrek sauce.

of course, brightscales special

that sounds shrexy, but i gotta go cook patties.

Quote: Metallo

Eh. Italians are the biggest.

how many dicks have you seen in your life to know that

metallo sucks dick 24/7

Quote: BigBoom

Quote: Metallo

Eh. Italians are the biggest.

how many dicks have you seen in your life to know that

millions

Quote: Spyrobaro

*this is about roller coasters okay so don't ban meh modz*

i love to go up and down
it makes me happy
i can't control myself

i love to go down and up
i get so excited
that i almost pee myself

you forgot the part where you throw up everywhere after it's over

I did that in school before.

My condom went on the plastic dick successfully.

I have yet to get this lesson. It's still all about AIDS and the crap no one even cares about.

__________

Quote: Ice Dragoness

I did that in school before.

My condom went on the plastic dick successfully.

im refusing to do it

Quote: Brightscales

Quote: Ice Dragoness

I did that in school before.

My condom went on the plastic dick successfully.

im refusing to do it

Why??

You guys had to do that? Even though its plastic... eeew!

Quote: Ash Starkindle

You guys had to do that? Even though its plastic... eeew!

Well they're obviously not gonna do it with real ones. -__-

Quote: BigBoom

Quote: Metallo

Eh. Italians are the biggest.

how many dicks have you seen in your life to know that

Did I not mention I'm Italian?

Quote: Ash Starkindle

You guys had to do that? Even though its plastic... eeew!

Next year, your teacher will show you a big picture of a real d**k and a real v****a. You will probably see a video of a woman giving birth if you haven't already. Get ready.

Oh, and get someone to film your reaction for me, kay?

I'm getting that talk sometime this month

Quote: Ash Starkindle

I'm getting that talk sometime this month

Parents still give those?!?!

Quote: Jaggedstar

Quote: Ash Starkindle

You guys had to do that? Even though its plastic... eeew!

Next year, your teacher will show you a big picture of a real d**k and a real v****a. You will probably see a video of a woman giving birth if you haven't already. Get ready.

Oh, and get someone to film your reaction for me, kay?

It's gets well boring in year 11.
Get a whole lesson on ways to break up with someone.
Another lesson on things couples do.
You then have to watch a sado video about different people's personal experiences with love. Plus a fake drama about a couple.
Then a lesson on HIV.

Quote: Ice Dragoness

Quote: Jaggedstar

Quote: Ash Starkindle

You guys had to do that? Even though its plastic... eeew!

Next year, your teacher will show you a big picture of a real d**k and a real v****a. You will probably see a video of a woman giving birth if you haven't already. Get ready.

Oh, and get someone to film your reaction for me, kay?

It's gets well boring in year 11.
Get a whole lesson on ways to break up with someone.
Another lesson on things couples do.
You then have to watch a sado video about different people's personal experiences with love. Plus a fake drama about a couple.
Then a lesson on HIV.

Thank goodness. I'm on the last one with the whole HIV thing. It's the most boring IMO. Quite repetitive too. I've had that lesson since...what? 6th grade?

Have fun!!!!

Quote: DummyZ

Quote: Ash Starkindle

I'm getting that talk sometime this month

Parents still give those?!?!

No. At school

Quote: DummyZ

Quote: Ash Starkindle

I'm getting that talk sometime this month

Parents still give those?!?!

My mom gave me the lesson.

i dont get why we need to pratice putting them on dildos though
i get that they wanna teach us sex safety an stuff
but the whole dildo thing is just totally uncalled for
for ****s sake, you roll the condom down, thats it
we dont need to pratice it

Am i reading correctly? Is this brightscales, or has someone hacked her account? This doesn't sound like her.

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Quote: Brightscales

i dont get why we need to pratice putting them on dildos though
i get that they wanna teach us sex safety an stuff
but the whole dildo thing is just totally uncalled for
for ****s sake, you roll the condom down, thats it
we dont need to pratice it

Actually you don't just roll it down.
You have to pinch the little baggy bit at the end, then roll it down the correct way.
If you don't there will be air in there. If there is air in there when the guy ejaculates the condom will split.

Quote: Ash Starkindle

I'm getting that talk sometime this month

no way, you're too young for that

Quote: Ice Dragoness

Quote: Brightscales

i dont get why we need to pratice putting them on dildos though
i get that they wanna teach us sex safety an stuff
but the whole dildo thing is just totally uncalled for
for ****s sake, you roll the condom down, thats it
we dont need to pratice it

Actually you don't just roll it down.
You have to pinch the little baggy bit at the end, then roll it down the correct way.
If you don't there will be air in there. If there is air in there when the guy ejaculates the condom will split.

dildos are still uncalled for
i mean, do they really have to be that much shaped like a penis?

Quote: Brightscales

Quote: Ice Dragoness

Quote: Brightscales

i dont get why we need to pratice putting them on dildos though
i get that they wanna teach us sex safety an stuff
but the whole dildo thing is just totally uncalled for
for ****s sake, you roll the condom down, thats it
we dont need to pratice it

Actually you don't just roll it down.
You have to pinch the little baggy bit at the end, then roll it down the correct way.
If you don't there will be air in there. If there is air in there when the guy ejaculates the condom will split.

dildos are still uncalled for
i mean, do they really have to be that much shaped like a penis?

It's not even a proper dildo.

fully detailed plastic penis

It's stuff like this that makes me glad I'm not in school.