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Boomer's Big Break (FINISHED, Sequel in progress) [CLOSED]
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#201 Posted: 08:06:25 13/04/2013
That. Was. Fudgeing. Awesome.

MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE
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Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#202 Posted: 11:50:59 13/04/2013
A new chapter for my sto*shot for advertising*
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 11:51:24 13/04/2013 by Sleepy0429
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#203 Posted: 22:40:00 13/04/2013
awesome!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#204 Posted: 17:17:30 14/04/2013
More!?!
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5.7.
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#205 Posted: 21:09:54 15/04/2013
This is boss!!!!!
boomerfan Yellow Sparx Gems: 1602
#206 Posted: 15:24:34 16/04/2013
zap norris can u do a part when they go to e3 and see swap force?
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smilieBRING THE BOOM!smilie
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#207 Posted: 16:49:32 17/04/2013 | Topic Creator
*family enters walmart, leaving skylanders in car*

Boomer: Who are you guys?

HMS: I'm spyro!

HMTR: Well, we're like you... But from happy meals.

Spyro: THIS IS NOT RIGHT!

Jade: YES!

Slam Bam: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

HMS: There are others too!

HMGG: I'M NOT COMING OUT OF THE BOX!

HMC: C'mon!

HMGG: I'M NAKED!

Boomer: WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FU-

HMS: Who wants food?

Boomer: why did he have to buy 9 happy meals when he could have bought you seperate?

HMDB: why have nonfunctioning skylanders when you can have nonfunctioning skylanders and FRIES?
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#208 Posted: 16:57:03 17/04/2013
LOL!!!
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Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#209 Posted: 00:06:45 19/04/2013
I'm speechless
Well at least I'm typing
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:47:47 22/04/2013 by Eruptor100
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#210 Posted: 06:26:38 22/04/2013
More!
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Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#211 Posted: 16:30:25 18/05/2013
I have a idea Boomer goes into toys for bob

5/7/13
Toys For Bob
Boomer: Ok I'm here WHHAAAT
Skylander Girl: Yayy!
Boomer: Is this king kings girlfriend?
Skylander Dad: Hey kids a boomer!
Boomer: PUT ME THE HELL DOWN!
SD: It talks! KIDS
SBAG: What?
SD: I GOT A ROCK ZOOK FOR YOUR MOM EVEN THOUGH SHE DOES NOT LIKE IT!
All: Yay!
Boomer: I've seen nothing bad as this *climbs out of window*
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 16:33:32 18/05/2013 by Sleepy0429
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#212 Posted: 22:46:20 18/05/2013
smilie Zap won't use that, he likes the SkylanderKids.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 08:34:54 19/05/2013 by paddyfitz
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#213 Posted: 23:57:04 18/05/2013
Quote: paddyfitz
smilie Zap won't use that, he likes the SkylanderKids.
Just 'cause you're jealous of them doesn't mean you can bash them...



It's a parody!
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#214 Posted: 08:34:22 19/05/2013
Quote: Sleepy0429
Quote: paddyfitz
smilie Zap won't use that, he likes the SkylanderKids.
Just 'cause you're jealous of them doesn't mean you can bash them...



It's a parody!



Still, just 'cause you're jealous of them doesn't mean you can bash them...
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Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#215 Posted: 12:13:54 19/05/2013
Well I still want a part with boomer going to tfb stealing a proto ninjini and a part with skylander kids
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#216 Posted: 12:19:30 19/05/2013
I do agree that the Skylander Kids should be in it, but with a positive attitude towards them.
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Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#217 Posted: 12:21:01 19/05/2013
Well I want lightcore chase throwing boomer around. Just for fun.
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#218 Posted: 12:22:33 19/05/2013
Yeah!

MORE! MORE PART 2 IS NEEDED!
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Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#219 Posted: 12:24:58 19/05/2013
Well I got a pm from zap saying he is writing it HOPE ITS A BIG CHAP!
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#220 Posted: 12:29:22 19/05/2013


*deep breath*
yay
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#221 Posted: 18:00:15 21/05/2013 | Topic Creator
hey guys!

sorry about the lack of content. i can ASSURE you that new stuff is coming! i can tell you...


there is a major twist in the story
the skylanderkids will be mentioned (in a non bashing way.)
someone is not who they seem.
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#222 Posted: 19:42:50 21/05/2013
Cool! When's the next part?
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Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#223 Posted: 22:47:28 21/05/2013
Awesome! Cant wait!
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#224 Posted: 23:16:20 21/05/2013
Quote: ZapNorris
hey guys!

sorry about the lack of content. i can ASSURE you that new stuff is coming! i can tell you...


there is a major twist in the story
the skylanderkids will be mentioned (in a non bashing way.)
someone is not who they seem.


Oh this is great! A twist! The kids! And a secret bad guy *fanboy squeal*
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#225 Posted: 23:41:52 21/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: paddyfitz
Cool! When's the next part?



NOW!!

Slam Bam: And a soda!

Boomer: Ugh... So.. Chill, how are you?

Chill Half: Good. What changed?

Boomer: the gnarly was evil! He went to New York and go the master portal! We stopped him.

Chill Half: I see. Any third game news?

Boomer: swap force. We could swap the top and bottoms!

Chill Half: you could stick me on one!

Boomer: I guess.

*cue family return*

Kid: AWWW YEAH! I GOT MOLTEN HOT DOG!

Molten: FRIES?

Jade: Oh god...

*cue drive to TRU*

Boomer: so.. anything new?

Chill: we’ve got company.

Boomer: what?

Chill: BUT I’M NOT SAYING THE I-WORD!

Boomer: Idiot?

*Chill slaps boomer*

Chill: no.

*kid brings boomer and chill half into TRU*
Kid: LEGENDARY CHILL!

*kid gets LLC*

LLC: Ugh...

Boomer: so what is this company?

Chill: NOT SAYING I-

Kid: INFINITY!

*kid preorders all infinity things*

Boomer: oh.

LLC: this is a dark day.

meanwhile back at the house...

Sunburn: Should we tell them?

Bouncer: Totally.

Sunburn: YOU ARE ALL CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF BOUNCER AND NINJINI!

*skylanders rejoice*

Bouncer: bad news.

Sunburn: and good news. good news, he’s getting the new S2 wrecking ball. bad news... it’s because... *sniffle* Our faithful leader... is dead.

Chop Chop: WHAT?

Sunburn: he just went Away...

Chop Chop: well... i elect me, the toy fair 2013 chop chop, as the new LEADER!

Bouncer: Umm...

Chop Chop: you don’t know what i can do, pile of ****!

Bouncer: all h-h-hail our n-n-n-n-new leader! he heh.. HELP!
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#226 Posted: 06:25:24 22/05/2013
Lol!!
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Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#227 Posted: 12:29:03 22/05/2013
Wait who was there leader in the first place?
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#228 Posted: 21:05:04 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Meanwhile in an unknown location...

Wrecking Ball: Where am I?

Tree Rex: Well, you're in San Francisco.

Wrecking Ball: What!?

Tree Rex: ANYWAY... I was a painted eye error. Then I was scalped. Then I went to New York, then It was discovered I DON'T WORK! Now I'm in the basement of a TFB employee.

Wrecking Ball: so what's with all the parts?

Tree Rex: I'm Frankenstein-ing a new me...

I was a hero, then I was a mistake,
Then I was a screw up, now I'm a fake.
I will never return, not as me,
But it is someone else is will be....

I could rock a granite fist, or take a rainbow, make it twist,
I could chop with a sword, or a griffon hoard,
I would never be bored!
But the coding is strong
And I hope I'm wrong
When I say
I look bad going this way

But I could have a flamethrower, that would be fun!
Or a powerful tounge, or a Golden Gun!
I could use blocks of ice, freeze them nice!

But the brains are important
But with my soul imported
Then I say
My heart does not feel right going this way...

Once I gear up, my spirit will wake!
I'll alter everything, with each chance I take!
With these upgrades, I will be free!
But as someone else, I will be!

But am I really myself?
Or a monster, created by a outcast,
Am I doing right?
Or will I start a bigger fight?

Am I making a new me,
Or a new evil?

Whatever it is
(Whatever it is) X2
It's Someone else
It's something else...

It's someone else.. I'll be...


Wrecking Ball: Wow.

Tree Rex: at TFB, there's a new portal. It will confirm my changes and make me EPIC!

Wrecking Ball: wouldn't that freak out Lexi and Micheal?

Tree Rex: Who?

Wrecking Ball: the Skylander Kids! The ulitmate portal masters! Legend says they can BECOME skylanders!

Tree Rex: Yes! I can trick those Gullible Brats into giving their Powers to ME!

Wrecking Ball: Why am I here?!

Tree Rex: I'm going to kill you in order to gain your likeable traits. But for now I'm taking you to TFB! As a fake S3!

*tree rex makes fake series 3 wrecking ball*

Wrecking Ball: What the-

Tree Rex: Alright! You're creating a shockwave with your tounge!

Wrecking Ball: AHHHH!

Tree Rex: Let's Rock.

At the Home.

*family returns*

Boomer: Welcome Home!

Chop Chop: I'll be doing the talking around here.

Boomer: what?!

Chop Chop: Yep!

Boomer: I demand to know where wrecking ball is!

Chop Chop: we don't know.

Boomer: What!?

Meanwhile in a toy shop on the other side of the world...
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#229 Posted: 10:28:38 27/05/2013
great
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#230 Posted: 13:07:52 27/05/2013
Quote: ZapNorris
Meanwhile in an unknown location...

Wrecking Ball: Where am I?

Tree Rex: Well, you're in San Francisco.

Wrecking Ball: What!?

Tree Rex: ANYWAY... I was a painted eye error. Then I was scalped. Then I went to New York, then It was discovered I DON'T WORK! Now I'm in the basement of a TFB employee.

Wrecking Ball: so what's with all the parts?

Tree Rex: I'm Frankenstein-ing a new me...

I was a hero, then I was a mistake,
Then I was a screw up, now I'm a fake.
I will never return, not as me,
But it is someone else is will be....

I could rock a granite fist, or take a rainbow, make it twist,
I could chop with a sword, or a griffon hoard,
I would never be bored!
But the coding is strong
And I hope I'm wrong
When I say
I look bad going this way

But I could have a flamethrower, that would be fun!
Or a powerful tounge, or a Golden Gun!
I could use blocks of ice, freeze them nice!

But the brains are important
But with my soul imported
Then I say
My heart does not feel right going this way...

Once I gear up, my spirit will wake!
I'll alter everything, with each chance I take!
With these upgrades, I will be free!
But as someone else, I will be!

But am I really myself?
Or a monster, created by a outcast,
Am I doing right?
Or will I start a bigger fight?

Am I making a new me,
Or a new evil?

Whatever it is
(Whatever it is) X2
It's Someone else
It's something else...

It's someone else.. I'll be...


Wrecking Ball: Wow.

Tree Rex: at TFB, there's a new portal. It will confirm my changes and make me EPIC!

Wrecking Ball: wouldn't that freak out Lexi and Micheal?

Tree Rex: Who?

Wrecking Ball: the Skylander Kids! The ulitmate portal masters! Legend says they can BECOME skylanders!

Tree Rex: Yes! I can trick those Gullible Brats into giving their Powers to ME!

Wrecking Ball: Why am I here?!

Tree Rex: I'm going to kill you in order to gain your likeable traits. But for now I'm taking you to TFB! As a fake S3!

*tree rex makes fake series 3 wrecking ball*

Wrecking Ball: What the-

Tree Rex: Alright! You're creating a shockwave with your tounge!

Wrecking Ball: AHHHH!

Tree Rex: Let's Rock.

At the Home.

*family returns*

Boomer: Welcome Home!

Chop Chop: I'll be doing the talking around here.

Boomer: what?!

Chop Chop: Yep!

Boomer: I demand to know where wrecking ball is!

Chop Chop: we don't know.

Boomer: What!?

Meanwhile in a toy shop on the other side of the world...


EYYUPP
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#231 Posted: 14:27:06 27/05/2013
nope lol
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#232 Posted: 14:48:33 29/05/2013
Lol'd at Tree Rex's song.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#233 Posted: 13:17:55 01/06/2013 | Topic Creator
More coming soon
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#234 Posted: 16:12:18 01/06/2013
yyaayy
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#235 Posted: 20:02:03 01/06/2013
awesoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#236 Posted: 14:03:33 02/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Meanwhile in a toy shop on the other side of the world...

S2 Drobot: Ugh.. kids here have us already!

Polar Whirlwind: what do we do?

LC Hex: OH GOD NOT AGAIN

S2 Drobot: WE NEED TO GO TO AMERICA!

LC Pop Fizz: WHAT?!

Jet-Vac: What's happening here?

Polar Whirlwind: Drobot's gonna throw his life away!

S2 Drobot: We're going to America!

LC Hex: OH GOD WHY

Scarlet Ninjini: YOU GOTTA KEEP IT TOGETHER! It's natural!

LC Hex: NOT FOR A TOY!

S2 Drobot: We'll fly!

LC Pop Fizz: HOW?

S2 Drobot: BY BALLOON!

Scarlet Ninjini: where do we get a balloon?!

S2 Drobot: We travel by skateboard!

LC Chill: that makes no sense.

S2 Drobot: we ride to the hot air balloon and take it to America!

LC Hex: DO THEY HAVE GOOD STUFF IN AMERICA

S2 Drobot: A royal double trouble...

LC Pop Fizz: WHOA!

S2 Drobot: LET'S GO!
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#237 Posted: 14:32:57 02/06/2013
yayaya!
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#238 Posted: 14:43:06 02/06/2013
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum ...yay?
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#239 Posted: 14:55:48 02/06/2013
Poor Hex.
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#240 Posted: 14:56:34 02/06/2013
another yay?
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#241 Posted: 13:01:14 07/06/2013
LOL
(filler)
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#242 Posted: 18:12:56 07/06/2013
what the
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#243 Posted: 13:36:55 09/06/2013 | Topic Creator
More coming soon!


we're Gonna have quite a few easter eggs
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#244 Posted: 13:44:12 09/06/2013
oh ...no now you remind me of the easter egg trailer...


yeah i told you i was good at this..............guys.................................GUYS!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#245 Posted: 15:44:52 09/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Yes


sleepy will be one


Also, something happens to the skylanderkids
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#246 Posted: 16:01:22 09/06/2013
uh, derp!
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#247 Posted: 16:27:15 09/06/2013
Quote: ZapNorris
Yes


sleepy will be one


Also, something happens to the skylanderkids



Prob in a bad way
Report for harassing
Mod comes and erase
Profit!
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#248 Posted: 16:50:31 09/06/2013
Cool! Can't wait!
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#249 Posted: 16:55:20 09/06/2013 | Topic Creator
don't get too excited over your cameo, sleepy.


derpz
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