darkSpyro

I'll post some of mine from my guestbook later.

Yeah I'll do some tomorrow.

If you have 7 pencils and i have 4 apples, how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens dont wear hats.

No cough syrup, you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.

They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?


Quote: cynder1996

Dashing through the snow..... Get the **** out of my way
You are all so slow and fat what do you weigh? HA HA!
I'll end your caroling , but it won't be a silent night.
I've come to Terrorize your town and watch you die tonight!

Jingle Bells! Go to Hell!
I've hijacked Santa's sleigh
Oh what fun it is to ride
Over bodies every day
HEY

Jingle Bells, Go to hell
Bodies will decay
After you're all crushed beneath
My mother****ing sleigh
HEY

GO AWAY IF YOU ARE A NAZI.

What did a nazi teacher say to his lazy Jew student?

YOU NEED MORE CONCENTRATION!

If you don't get it.


What did Hitler get his daughter for her birthday?

An "Easy Bake Oven".

If you don't get it:


What's the difference between Hitler and Micheal Phelps?

Phelps can finish a race.

If you don't get it:

Hi.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! OMG so hilar!!!

Quote: sniper52

Hi.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! OMG so hilar!!!

Very funny.

Quote: Beautiful Heart

GO AWAY IF YOU ARE A NAZI.

What did a nazi teacher say to his lazy Jew student?

YOU NEED MORE CONCENTRATION!

If you don't get it.

Reveal Spoiler

Concentration Camp

What did Hitler get his daughter for her birthday?

An "Easy Bake Oven".

If you don't get it:

Reveal Spoiler

Look at the oven. What does it look like and what can you do with it?

What's the difference between Hitler and Micheal Phelps?

Phelps can finish a race.

If you don't get it:

Reveal Spoiler

Race- Timed competition with others on speed. Race2- A nationality (the Jews)

As a practicing member of the Jewish religion with holocaust survivors as distant relatives, just like to say I'm not very amused. =_=

The most recent one from my GB

Quote: CommanderGame

I'm pretty sure darkspyroers aren't prostitues

Quote: Valkyrie

Quote: TheAceOfBreath

How to train your prostitute I mean what?

leave cynder out of this

Quote: Cynderluv8801

Wait did someone say shipping?
IM NOT PAYING THE HANDELING
I AM NOT

Quote: spyro and sonic

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I need more quotes on my guestbook...

My awesome Spyro 2 song

We threw an orb in the well
Don't ask us, we'll never tell
We hoped for you as it fell
You're in Ripto's way

Trade my soul for a kiss
Gems and **** for a diss
I wasn't looking for this
You're in Ripto's way

Your eyes were frowning
Purple scales, fire burning
Big blast, you ain't going
What ya think you're doing, Spyro?!

Hey I just saw you
And think you're crazy
But here's a guidebook
Save us maybe?

And all the other villians
Try to chase you
But here's a talisman
Defeat them maybe?

Before you came through the por-tal we messed up so bad
And you can see that
We messed up so so bad
Before you came through the por-tal we messed up so bad
And you can see that
We messed up so so bad

And all the other villians
Try to chase you
But here's a talisman
Defeat them maybe?


Quote: Big Green
The worst Skylanders idea is Skylanders


Quote: Radiance
Bianca is half Forgotten Worldian and half Milhouse. Simple as that, lol.


Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: Brightscales

ash feelng pikachu up


And there it is, the Brightscales comment. Always enlightening the situation. God Bless 'Merica.


Quote: TorchSheep
Oh right Damn you Punch Pop Fizz...

*Walks onto comedy show stage*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Doncaster! So what's the deal with the Skylanders, eh? I mean you got you're Spyro obviously. Then you've got your Dark Spyro, Legendary Spyro, Punch Spyro, Zombie Spyro, Dracula Spyro, Pinkie Pie Spyro, Giant Spyro, Super Legendary Spyro, Even more purple Spyro, Spyro Series 2, CRAZY HAIR SPYRO , HIR Spyro, Dark Spyro Series 2, Legendary Spyro Series 2, Spyro Series 3, Legendary CRAZY HAIR Pyro Spyro and even Gingerbread Spyro. But they're all the exact same in terms of stats, oh activision, you greedy buggers you...


Quote: TorchSheep
R.I.P.
Jaggedstar
199?-2013
Died of drinking 15 gallons of bubble soap
She will be missed... especially by ClayFace...

I had to get rid of my charming death quotes because space

Quote: Jaggedstar

My awesome Spyro 2 song

We threw an orb in the well
Don't ask us, we'll never tell
We hoped for you as it fell
You're in Ripto's way

Trade my soul for a kiss
Gems and **** for a diss
I wasn't looking for this
You're in Ripto's way

Your eyes were frowning
Purple scales, fire burning
Big blast, you ain't going
What ya think you're doing, Spyro?!

Hey I just saw you
And think you're crazy
But here's a guidebook
Save us maybe?

And all the other villians
Try to chase you
But here's a talisman
Defeat them maybe?

Before you came through the por-tal we messed up so bad
And you can see that
We messed up so so bad
Before you came through the por-tal we messed up so bad
And you can see that
We messed up so so bad

And all the other villians
Try to chase you
But here's a talisman
Defeat them maybe?


Quote: Big Green
The worst Skylanders idea is Skylanders


Quote: Radiance
Bianca is half Forgotten Worldian and half Milhouse. Simple as that, lol.


Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: Brightscales

ash feelng pikachu up


And there it is, the Brightscales comment. Always enlightening the situation. God Bless 'Merica.


Quote: TorchSheep
Oh right Damn you Punch Pop Fizz...

*Walks onto comedy show stage*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Doncaster! So what's the deal with the Skylanders, eh? I mean you got you're Spyro obviously. Then you've got your Dark Spyro, Legendary Spyro, Punch Spyro, Zombie Spyro, Dracula Spyro, Pinkie Pie Spyro, Giant Spyro, Super Legendary Spyro, Even more purple Spyro, Spyro Series 2, CRAZY HAIR SPYRO , HIR Spyro, Dark Spyro Series 2, Legendary Spyro Series 2, Spyro Series 3, Legendary CRAZY HAIR Pyro Spyro and even Gingerbread Spyro. But they're all the exact same in terms of stats, oh activision, you greedy buggers you...


Quote: TorchSheep
R.I.P.
Jaggedstar
199?-2013
Died of drinking 15 gallons of bubble soap
She will be missed... especially by ClayFace...

I had to get rid of my charming death quotes because space

I LIKED UR SONG.
IT'S CALL ME MAYBE.