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I thought of a funny, yet crazy idea as a running gag for the show (if they ever get around to one): What if had a crush on Persephone? Similar to Flynn's feelings for Cali, only he tries to keep it a secret (doing a terrible job at it too)


I think it is only fair to give our incompetent villain some soft side. It may be a weird idea, but whadaya guys say?

That's so funny! Good job

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But, when Skylanders 3 comes out.....

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

It's happened...........

I've forgotten Captian slow.

I'm writing more of it now.

Nice to see this get bumped back up again, anyway read my last post and see how AWESOME it is!

Episode 10: Drill Sergeant Becomes a Drill Sergeant

(Slam Bam and a female yeti are sitting together on a bench outside of the apartment)

SLAM BAM: Ya know Punchelina, you are really hot! For a yeti!
PUNCHELINA: Hee hee ha *snort*!
SLAM BAM: I should also tell you that I always kiss on a first date!

(He leans and and Drill Sergeant pokes his head between them)

DRILL SERGEANT: Good evening Slam Bam. How are you enjoying the weather today.

(Punchelina leaves)

SLAM BAM: Aw, don't leave baby come back! Drill, really?
DRILL SERGEANT: I sense a hint of anger in your voice, what is the matter?
SLAM BAM: Aw, I dun know, the weather, the bench is uncomfortable, the sandwich I had for lunch was kinda dry IT'S YOU!

(Drill Sergeant backs up)

DRILL SERGEANT: When you speak of "You" do you mean myself or that foreign Mabu that just moved in who is named "You"?

(Slam Bam stands up and begins to walk inside the complex)

SLAM BAM: It's you, Drill.

(He walks in, grabs a muffin from a bowl, sits on the couch, and turns on the TV in the lobby)

DRILL SERGEANT: What have I done to disturb you?

(Slam Bam stuffs his muffin in his mouth, wrapper and all, and turns around)

SLAM BAM: Chu Fwajed...... you chased off that hot chick I was hanging out with! I really liked her!
DRILL SERGEANT: I believe that female was a yeti, not a baby chicken.
SLAM BAM: Just SHUT UP! Go away and...... do something right for once!

(Drill Sergeant slowly backed into the hallway)

DRILL SERGEANT: Do.... something..... right... for.. once?

(He looks to the right and sees a poster)

DRILL SERGEANT: "Want to help out the Skylanders? You can be the temporary team leader while Spyro is out on a solo mission. You can do the right thing"

(He goes into Hugo's office)

HUGO: Why, hello Drill Sergeant! What can I do for you?
DRILL SERGEANT: I would like to do the right thing!

(Two hours later)
(All of the Skylanders are gathered at the patio behind the apartment complex)

HUGO: Attention Skylanders! I have an important announcement! We have a temporary leader! Drill Sergeant!
SLAM BAM: WHAT!?!
HEX: Excuse me?
TERRAFIN: 'Dis ain't good!
WRECKING BALL: Are there any muffins left?

(Drill Sergeant rolls onto the patio)

DRILL SERGEANT: Okay everybody, there has been a report of cyclopes robbing a bank in town. I have chosen Chop Chop, Drobot, Ignitor, and Fright Rider to go end this.
IGNITOR: Ay, I never agreed to do this! I have plans!
FRIGHT RIDER: Me too! There's a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic marathon today!

(Ignitor and Chop Chop stare at him)
(Eruptor pats him on the back)

ERUPTOR: You know that's right!

FRIGHT RIDER: It's for Fright! He wants to watch it!

(Fright scoffs and shakes his head)

DRILL SERGEANT: Well, you will just have to reschedule.
CHOP CHOP: I can't reschedule my sword training! I'm trying to learn the triple sword pound and the only master close enough who can teach me will only be here until tomorrow!
DRILL SERGEANT: Well that is just too bad. Let's go now! While we are gone everyone, all of you pick up the trash around the complex! Nobody shall go inside until it is all tidied up!
SLAM BAM: Hey, woah now, what makes you think we're gonna just-
DRILL SERGEANT: SHUT IT UP! Do something right for once, why don't you Slam Bam!

(Drill Sergeant rolls toward the back with Chop Chop, Ignitor, Drobot, and Fright Rider)
(Trigger Happy hands Slam Bam a trash bag)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Wow, he sure called you out! With a contraction too!
SLAM BAM: Shut up!

(He takes the bag and begins cleaning up)

(At the Bank, Drobot, Ignitor and Drill Sergeant are on the roof of a building across from the bank)

DRILL SERGEANT: Do you remember what to do?
DROBOT: I would argue that a stealth approach would be the superior option here, rather not just bursting in full force with-
DRILL SERGEANT: Just do it! This shall work!
IGNITOR: I don't care! As long as I get to swing at someone-

(He raises his sword)

IGNITOR: I'm good!

(Drill Sergeant lowers Ignitors sword)

DRILL SERGEANT: Actually, you, for the most part, won't be attacking.
IGNITOR: Screw you then, I'm goin' home!

(He turns to leave and Drill Sergeant rolls in front of him)

DRILL SERGEANT: This is important! If you leave, I will be forced to suspend you form any further missions!
IGNITOR: Suspend me?! Are you serious! Fine I'll do your screwy, jacked up, failure plan!
DRILL SERGEANT: You can't speak to me like that Ignitor! You will be doing extra work when we return!
IGNITOR: What! Are you mad!
DRILL SERGEANT: Yes! I am very mad that you insulted my plan!
IGNITOR: That's not what I meant Twist 'N Turn!
DROBOT: Target sighted!

(He fires a laser at the bank entrance blowing it up, and causing a large axe wielding cyclops to come out)

AXE CYCLOPS: Who did that!?!

(Fright Rider turns the corner and charges at the cyclops)

FRIGHT RIDER: I didn't do it, but I'm still gonna attack you!
FRIGHT: KAAAAAAAAW!

(Fright Rider dodges a swing from the cyclops and smacks him upside the head his his spear and Fright kicks the cyclops, knocking him down.)

AXE CYCLOPS: You can't defeat me that easily!

(He begins to stand up and Chop Chop runs up behind him and kicks him over.)

DRILL SERGEANT: Move in!

(Ignitor jumps on Drobots back and the two of them swoop into the bank, meeting three spinning axe cyclopes.)
(Drill Sergeant leaps down onto an awning on the building then the ground then drill charges inside into Blaster Cyclops)

DRILL SERGEANT: Chop Chop!

(Chop Chop runs up the cyclops's back, kicks him in the face and front flips back onto the sidewalk.)

CHOP CHOP: What!?

(Fright slides and tackles into the cyclops while Rider holds up his spear holding him back)

DRILL SERGEANT: You are with me! Help me clear these cyclopes out of the safe!

(Rider begins to slip)

FRIGHT RIDER: WHAT!?
CHOP CHOP: I'm kinda in the middle of something!

(Drill Sergeant trips a cyclops with his drill then smacks it against a pillar.)

DRILL SERGEANT: Well, this was part of the plan!

(Rider slams his foot into the ground behind him to keep from falling.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Guys?

(Chop Chop flips a spinning cyclops with his sword)

CHOP CHOP: This is kinda a two man job!
DRILL SERGEANT: Fright and Rider are two males! One an elf, the other a deceased ostrich!
FRIGHT RIDER: But guys!

(Chop Chop turns toward the cyclops, about to break from Fright Riders hold)

DRILL SERGEANT: GET IN HERE KNOW OR YOU WILL BE SUSPENDED!
CHOP CHOP: FINE!

(He begins to walk in)
(Ignitor, fighting the spinning cyclopes, knocks them to the side)

IGNITOR: I can fight the big guy!
FRIGHT RIDER: THANK YOU!
DRILL SERGEANT: NO! THAT IS NOT THE PLAN

(Ignitor sprints out the door and jump kicks the cyclops, knocking him away from Fright Rider)

FRIGHT RIDER: Thank the giants!

(Drill Sergeant rolls away from Chop Chop and the safe and towards Ignitor)

DRILL SERGEANT: YOU STOP FIGHTING THAT CYCLOPS AND FIGHT THOSE CYCLOPES!

(The three spinning cyclopes slam into Drill Sergeant and he goes flying into the wall.)

CHOP CHOP: DRILL! I NEED HELP!

(Chop Chop spins, knocking five cyclopes away.)
(Drill Sergeant turns back and rolls outside.)

DRILL SERGEANT: THIS IS NOT THE PLAN IGNITOR!

(Ignitor slashes the cyclops in the back and Fright gets up and charges and the cyclops with out Rider.)

RIDER: HEY! COME BACK!

(Drobot falls down the stairs after getting struck down from the upper level.)

DROBOT: We should probably keep our focus on the mission!
IGNITOR: I CAN'T TAKE ALL OF THE GUYS ON MY OWN!
DRILL SERGEANT: IGNITOR!

(Ignitor picks up a car.)

DRILL SERGEANT: DON'T YOU DARE!

(Drill Sergeant rolled very fast towards Ignitor)

RIDER: Wait!
CHOP CHOP: HELP!
DROBOT: THAT'S SOMEBODY'S CAR!
FRIGHT: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

(Ignitor throws the car at the axe cyclops and it goes flying, with the car into the bank.)

I'm outta room! Will post below!

Here we go, I'm gonna keep going on this!

Sweet, this looks cool. I'd offer to write but I tried writing a comedy fanfic once (on the origins of Hammerspace in skylands) and it is hard!


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I really hope they don't make a show.

I don't mind a show, but an anime would be best (if they do it right).

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I thought of a funny, yet crazy idea as a running gag for the show (if they ever get around to one): What if :kaos: had a crush on Persephone? Similar to Flynn's feelings for Cali, only he tries to keep it a secret (doing a terrible job at it too)


I think it is only fair to give our incompetent villain some soft side. It may be a weird idea, but whadaya guys say?

Lol, though Persephone? I suppose so, guess there aren't a lot of humanoids he'd fall for, though it'd be even funnier with Hex (if Kaos survived anyway) or Chill or SE or better yet... I got nothing... (man comedy writing is hard :P )

I have an idea for a Darker episode.


In order to meet the requirement of enemies killed in the quarter, spyro creates and army of dark monsters, but he can't control them. He is corrupted by the dark magic and LOOSES IT!

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I have an idea for a Darker episode.


In order to meet the requirement of enemies killed in the quarter, spyro creates and army of dark monsters, but he can't control them. He is corrupted by the dark magic and LOOSES IT! and then he is all like destroy the skylanders and they fail and he is like fin I shall do it myself

it seems better now

It would be like..


Spyro Overracts about missing enemy defeat
Creates own enemy army (Dark Imps)
Has one burn a house down
Tries to get to defeat them
is busy
Spyro makes a bigger, more noticeable problem
Is corrupted
Attempts to kill gill grunt
Is de corrupted
Fixes dark imp invasion
Completes goal
Learns lesson


Fanfics

^I like that! I'll look into it!

I'll continue the episode here!

(Drobot leaps up and pushes Chop Chop out of the way.)
(Rider jumps up and tackles Drill Sergeant into the street.)
(Fright back flips onto the awning.)
(The car explodes, bringing the entire building up in flames.)

DRILL SERGEANT: IGNITOR! YOU ARE SUSPENDED! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOREVER!
IGNITOR: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
DRILL SERGEANT: YES I AM!

(Half of the building explodes.)
(Flaming cyclopes start running out.)

RIDER: Holy Sheep!
DRILL SERGEANT: THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
RIDER: FORGET THEM! Chop Chop and Drobot are still in there!
IGNITOR: I'll get them!
DRILL SERGEANT: NO!

(Drill Sergeant blasts him with a drill knocking him over.)

DRILL SERGEANT: YOU ARE SUSPE-

(Ignitor lifts up his sword and tomahawks Drill Sergeant with it.)
(The sword bounces off of Drill and flies back into Ignitors hand.)
(Ignitor stands up and starts to walk towards Drill Sergeant.)

IGNITOR: You know what, Drill Lousy? I am SICK of you acting like you're the boss of us!
DRILL SERGEANT: I AM the boss of you!
IGNITOR: You aren't the real leader! Spyro's our leader! You are just a substitute! And a lousy one at that!

(Drill Sergeant starts spinning his drills.)

IGNITOR: Spyro never acted like such a jerk! He did things right!

(Drill Sergeants drills start spinning faster.)

IGNITOR: AND YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT!

(Drill Sergeant charges forward, slamming into Ignitor, and pushes him towards the bank.)
(Fright jumps down from the awning.)

RIDER: Drill Sergeant! STOP!

(Drobot and Chop Chop are trying to get a fallen pillar out of the way to escape the building)
(Chop Chop is pushing it with his shield and Drobot is fighting the cyclopes still trapped in the building.)
(Drill Sergeant pushes Ignitor through the burning wall and slams him into the pillar.)

CHOP CHOP: There's someone on the other side!

(Ignitor kicks Drill sergeant in the face)

IGNITOR: You wanna dance, Grill Face?
DRILL SERGEANT: NO! I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DANCE WITH YOU! I WOULD RATHER FIGHT!
IGNITOR: You are stupid!

(Drill Sergeant starts shooting lasers all over the place.)
(Ignitor jumps around and dodges them all, then starts throwing fireballs at Drill Sergeant.)

DROBOT: What's happening?

(The pillar explodes, due to getting hit by lasers and fireballs.)

CHOP CHOP: Let's get out of here!

(The cyclopes run away.)

DROBOT: Ignitor? Drill Sergeant!? What are you two-

(Chop Chop jumps in front of Drobot, shield raised, and deflects the lasers and fireballs.)

DRILL SERGEANT: THAT IS IT!

(Drill Sergeant starts shooting rockets and lasers.)
(Ignitor gets tripped by a rocket and falls getting hit by both.)
(Rider runs in, Fright following behind.)

FRIGHT: KAAAAAAAAAW
RIDER: STOP!

(Ignitor launches his soul out of his suit and it tackles Drill Sergeant.)

DROBOT: STOP IT!
CHOP CHOP: Guys!

(Ignitors soul jumps back in the armor and he runs up to Drill Sergeant, sword raised.)
(Drill Sergeant lifts his right drill and it clashes with Ignitors sword.)

IGNITOR: Just give up!
DRILL SERGEANT: A good leader NEVER GIVES UP!
IGNITOR: YOU ARE NOT A GOOD LEADER

(Drill Sergeant shoots a giant laser from his laser, sending Ignitor flying into a flaming pillar.)
(The pillar explodes, causing the ceiling to start collapsing.)
(Ignitor falls next to Drobot and he picks up Ignitor and begins to flying him out.)

DROBOT: This place is falling apart! We have to get out!
IGNITOR: Not until that walking..... rolling power drill is put in his place!

(Ignitor kicks Drobot in the stomach, sending Drobot crash landing out the window and lands on a car.)
(Ignitor body slams Drill Sergeant.)

DRILL SERGEANT: I AM SICK OF YOU!

(Drill Sergeant started spinning around, launching Ignitor out through the window.)

RIDER: Drill!
DRILL SERGEANT: Serves him right!

(Rider jumps on Fright.)
(Chop Chop, Fright Rider, and Drill Sergeant exit the bank just as the ceiling falls.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Great! Both Drobot and Ignitor are badly hurt!

(Drobot rolls off of the car as Ignitor lifts it into the air.)

IGNITOR: This is it Drill Sergeant!

(The car bursts into flames.)

IGNITOR: Time to finish you off!
CHOP CHOP: Ignitor! Don't do it!
FRIGHT RIDER: Drill, you better mo-

(Drill Sergeant pushes Chop Chop and Fright Rider aside and begins charging his laser and spinning his drills.)

DRILL SERGEANT: BRING IT ON!

(Drill Sergeant charges forward.)

IGNITOR: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(Ignitor lifts up the car prepared to attack.)

SPYRO: STOP!

(Spyro swoops down, flipping Drill Sergeant with his wing and shoots a fireball at the car, destroying it and knocking Ignitor down, then lands gracefully between the two.)

CHOP CHOP: Phew!
FRIGHT RIDER: That was too close

(Drill Sergeant and Ignitor slowly stand up.)

SPYRO: What were you two THINKING!?! Are you crazy!? You're lucky everyone got scared by the action and ran away! Drill Sergeant, you could be a good leader, you really could! You just have to consider more than just what you want. Since I am back from my mission I am now leader again. You two are suspended temporarily.
IGNITOR: But, Spyro, I-
SPYRO: You murdered a bank, two cars, and thousands of innocent coins!
IGNITOR: Well....... yeah, but-
SPYRO: You let the cyclopses-
DRILL SERGEANT: Actually, it's cyclopes.
SPYRO: Cyclopes get away.
IGNITOR: Yeah, then there's that, but then-
SPYRO: And you badly injured Drobot!
IGNITOR: A'ight, I get it! I'm suspended!

(Rider gets off of Fright and puts Drobot on him instead.)

RIDER: Wait, how did you know all of that?
SPYRO: It was on the news. Wait, w-

(Spyro takes out his phone and sees himself on the screen.)

SPYRO: Who was recording-

(Punchelina leaps from the rubble holding three bags of money and a camera.)

SPYRO: Little Miss Slambina?
PUNCHELINA: That is NOT my name! I'm outtie!

(Punchelina starts to run away with the money.)

DRILL SERGEANT: Not on my watch!

(Drill Sergeant lunges forward and extends his drill, tripping Punchelina)

DRILL SERGEANT: Failure!
CHOP CHOP: I think Drill Sergeant helped Slam Bam dodge a bullet there!
IGNITOR: Yeah, he's better off without a girl who say the word "outtie".
SPYRO: You're going to jail! Nice job Drill! But you are still suspended, but only for a week! And Ignitor, a month.
IGNITOR: I suppose I deserve that.
SPYRO: With community service.
IGNITOR: WHAT!?!

End of Episode 10

I dare say I haven't found a fanfic series this enjoyable since the LU parody The Four Fools. Keep up the good work!
Also, I have an idea for Variants, what if all the Skylanders who have variant toys (as in variants that show up in game, like Scarlet), well, they all went on a mission to an ancient arkeyan complex, and found this duplication/cloning machine, and Hot dog accidentally (or maybe Pop Fizz, on purpose) turned it on, and it created clones/duplicates of everyone, but the machine was old and broken so these duplicates (now called Alts) have unique looks and (perhaps completely opposite) personalities. And Scarlet condemns her counterpart for going out with Bouncer and is quite flirtatious towards all the humanoid male skylanders, Jadewing thinks of bash differently than her normal counterpart, (poor bash doesn't know what to think), Molten Hot Dog has refined tastes and little appetite, Gnarly doesn't care much for nature and loves technology, Polarwind is madly in love with Zap (except he doesn't exactly return the feeling) to the point of being extremely annoying, Royal speaks perfect english and has named each of his little exploding minions, Grusher (Granite Crusher) dislikes destruction and smashing things, and Punch Fizz has good manners and is quite the ladies' man. (Of course, you can make up the personalities as you like, but those are some suggestions)
Also, Legendaries are magical statues/robots/automatons (which is sorta along the canon explanation) created with duplicate personalities of their original counterparts, except they may have little or no emotions (basically like Nobodies in Kingdom Hearts).
I'd offer to help write but again, I'm not the best at comedy fanfic, though I could do personality profiles (I did a bunch of them for my Guide to Skylands, though I took most of them down (but kept them in back-up)). But I'm full of ideas

How about a story on the origins and/or the use of Hammerspace for the Skylanders

^That...... is an AWESOME idea! Thank you for the idea, and the praise! I enjoy writing these!

Thank you! And you're welcome.
Also, maybe when this reaches its six-month anniversary, we could have a time-travel special
Oh, and which one is an awesome idea? They're all so awesome I can't tell which one you're referring to
Also one final small idea, when Swap Force comes out, maybe at least one of the swaplanders will continually (uncontrollably?) switch halves will all the others, much to their annoyance?

^ All of it! AND the Swap Force idea!

I like polarwind's personality, doom!

Here's how I imagine alt forms...

Scarlet- German speaking. Confusing.
Polar-Well, she'd be blind. And thoughtful
Molten- A redneck.
Jade- Idiot.
Gnarly- Grumpy.
Granite- Wiseful.
Punch- Very 80's.
Royal- Snotty and rood.

Episode 11: The Commotion of the Potion

(Terrafin is in the middle of the dessert fighting Noodles the ice ogre.)

NOODLES: You may be winning, land shark, but I will prevail in the end!
TERRAFIN: Naw, you ain't gonna... "prevail".... in the end! You're an ice ogre in the dessert! You practically walked into a weakness!

(Terrafin roundhouse kicks Noodles in the face, knocking him down.)

TERRAFIN: You're done!

(Terrafin drags Noodles back to Skylands for questioning.)

EON: Thank you for your help, Skylander!
TERRAFIN: No.... problem bro!

(Terrafin walks into town square.)

TERRAFIN: *Pant* That's *pant* it. *pant* I need *pant* WATER!

(Terrafin runs over to Chill's Icy Water Stand.)

TERRAFIN: One *pant* w-w-water please!
CHILL: Sorry Terrafin, but I just sold my last one, I'm gonna have to make mo-

(Terrafin bursts into Ghost Roaster's resturant, Cafe GhoRo.)

TERRAFIN: *Pant* WATER!
GHOST ROASTER: Oh, ah, we are all out of water. Or any drink for that matter! I use my sink for water and it's broken, and we just ran out of any other drink we ha-

(Terrafin sprints over to Wrecking Ball's Leemoonad Staand.)

TERRAFIN: Need *pant* wait *pant* you spelled *pant* lemonade stand wrong?
WRECKING BALL: It's cute! And sorry, I just sold my last glass of-
TERRAFIN: GAAAAAH!

(Terrafin runs around town randomly until he sees a bottle on the hood of Pop Fizz's car.)

TERRAFIN: *pant pant* LIQUIDS!

(Terrafin runs over to the car and snatches up the bottle.)

TERRAFIN: Finally!

(Terrafin chugs down the potion.)

TERRAFIN: *GASP*

(He drops the bottle on the floor and is shatters.)
(He begins gasping.)

TERRAFIN: Gah! GAAAAAH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

(Terrafins height and weight increase.)
(He becomes even more muscular.)
(He becomes red and purple and his teeth become sharper.)
(His eyes become swirls.)
(His claws extend and his fin becomes more razor sharp.)
(Purple fur grows all over his body.)

TERRAFIN: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

(Terrafin's growl send Pop Fizz's car flying and it lands on the roof of a nearby cafe.)
(Double Trouble and Pop Fizz walk out of the cafe and Pop Fizz is sprinkling special chemicals on his coffee.)

POP FIZZ: Is it just me, or did that sound strangely identical to the sound of my car crash landing on top of a cafe?

(Double Trouble shrugs.)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Oooga booga what is that! Ooga booga it's big and fat!
POP FIZZ: Wait a second!

(Pop Fizz looks at the shattered bottle in the street and sees his car no longer in it's parking spot.)

POP FIZZ: Oh my gawd! Terrafin drank my potion!
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga Booga I told you not to leave that potion out for show! Ooga Booga now I gots to say I told you so!

(Terrafin rips a fire hydrant from the sidewalk, sending water everywhere.)

POP FIZZ: He doesn't know how to control himself like this! We have to stop him!

(Double Trouble thrusts forward and launches a tractor beam from his staff and it misses.)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Oopsie Booga! That not work...... ooga......heh!

(Pop Fizz leaps forward and grasps Terrafin's face with his toe claws.)

POP FIZZ: Okay Terrafin! I have a cure!

(Pop Fizz takes out a bottle with a brown like liquid inside.)

TERRAFIN: Nnnnnuuuuuu................. NO!

(Terrafin headbutts Pop Fizz into a light post then smacks the antidote out of Pop Fizz's hand and onto Cynder.)

CYNDER: What the- I REALLY hope this is water!

(Wrecking Ball starts liking the liquid off of Cynder.)

CYNDER: What are you-
WRECKING BALL: Liking a yummy liquid.
CYNDER: Why are you-
WRECKING BALL: 'Cause it's yummy.

(Long awkward silence.)

CYNDER: Please stop.

(Pop Fizz takes out an explosion potion and throws it at Terrafin.)
(Terrafin flies into the air, the slams back down barely missing Pop Fizz.)
(Double Trouble attacks Terrafin with his Eldrich Beam.)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Take ooga that-a-booga!

(Terrafin kicks Double Trouble away and grabs hold of Pop Fizz.)

POP FIZZ Hey hey hey hey hey, watch the claws!

(Terrafin leaps over a building and lands over in the next street over, smacking Pop Fizz into the street on impact.)
(Bouncer and Ninjini are kissing on a nearby bench.)

TERRAFIN: RAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAGH! GIVE ME MORE!

(Bouncer and Ninjini keep kissing.)
(Double Trouble floats forward and sees Bouncer and Ninjini.)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga I know your relationship is very serious and heartfelt. Ooga booge but we could use a little bit of help!

(Bouncer and Ninjini stop kissing and look at Terrafin.)

NINJINI: What happened to him!
POP FIZZ: He drank my potion!
BOUNCER: How do we turn him back?
POP FIZZ: I had an antidote, but it got destroyed and I'd have to go back to my apartment and make some, but I don't have any of those orange crystals from the Molekin Mine and-
BOUNCER: We'll get it!

(Ninjini teleports herself and Bouncer to the Molekin Mine, where they just continue making out.)

POP FIZZ: Well THAT'S just great!

(Pop Fizz turns around and sees Terrafin is gone.)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga that's not gooda!
POP FIZZ: We gotta find him!

(They ran off to find Terrafin.)
(Back at the the apartment complex, Slam Bam, Chop Chop, Dino-Rang, and Cynder are all playing cards.)

DINO-RANG: Aw Cynder, you won again!
CYNDER: Gimmie the gold, boys!

(Terrafin leaps out from under ground under the table, flipping it into the air.)

SLAM BAM: Hey, give it up Terrafin, she already won!

(Terrafin scratches Slam Bam and he falls down.)

SLAM BAM: Ow! Hey dude *pant* whaddya *pant* think you are *pant pant gasp* gaaaaah!

(Slam Bam's height and weight increase he becomes even more muscular, his skin skin turns red and his fur turns purple, his teeth become sharper, his eyes turn into spirals, and he grows razor sharp claws on all four arms.)

SLAM BAM: BWAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!
CHOP CHOP: What the-
DINO-RANG: What happened to those two!
CYNDER: I think Terrafin drank Pop Fizz's potion, and I suppose only Pop Fizz can actually control himself while in this form. So he doesn't mutate others.

(Chop Chop lunges at Slam Bam, but Slam Bam grabs Chop Chop by the neck and repeatedly slams him into a near by wall before dropping him.)

DINO-RANG: Chop Chop!

(Dino-Rang tapped the ground and a earth fist trap grabs Terrafin.)

TERRAFIN: RAAAAUUUUGH!

(Dino-Rang throws a boomerang at Slam Bam, who catches it.)

SLAM BAM: BWAAAHAAHAA, NOT IN MY HOUSE!

(Slam Bam throws the boomerang back at Dino-Rang, hitting him in the stomach, sending him flying into Terrafin's fist trap cracking it.)

DINO-RANG: Wait, no-

(Terrafin scratches Dino-Rang and he goes through the transformation, purple fur and all.)

CHOP CHOP: Dino-Rang, no!

(Slam Bam attempts to scratch Chop Chop, but he holds up his shield to block it.)

CYNDER: Hold on Chop Chop!

(Cynder jumps at Slam Bam, who grabs her by the neck.)
(Slam Bam scratches Cynder, and nothing happens.)

SLAM BAM: BWAGHT?
CYNDER: That liquid must have been a antidote or something! I'm immune!
CHOP CHOP: Good for you!

(Cynder shocks Slam Bam, and he throws her at Dino-Rang, who catches her.)
(Slam Bam pins Chop Chop's shield to the ground by his side with his foot and scratches and Chop Chop transforms.)

CHOP CHOP: CHOOOOOOOOOOOORGH!
CYNDER: Oh no!

(She claws into Dino-Rangs legs, releasing herself and flies away.)
(Dino-Rang begins to chase her, but Terrafin stops her.)

TERRAFIN: Let her go! We want to become stronger don't we?

(They nod.)

TERRAFIN: Then let's get more potion from Pop Fizz's apartment!

(They run in the building.)
(Spyro, Gill Grunt, Trigger Happy, Flameslinger, Bash, and Zap are all sitting at a table at Red Robin.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: I can't believe Skylands got a Red Robin! I thought that was just an earth thing!
BASH: It better not be! The food here looks really good!
GILL GRUNT: Hey you guys hear about the Skylands Dance coming up?
SPYRO: Yeah! Cynder and I are goin' together!

Out of room again

I'll be writing the Dark Spyro episode


Episode ???
Dark Side
When spyro has to conquer a problem, he winds up becoming one himself!

Quote: ZapNorris

I like polarwind's personality, doom!

Here's how I imagine alt forms...

Scarlet- German speaking. Confusing.
Polar-Well, she'd be blind. And thoughtful
Molten- A redneck.
Jade- Idiot.
Gnarly- Grumpy.
Granite- Wiseful.
Punch- Very 80's.
Royal- Snotty and rood.

Thanks. German Speaking Scarlet? Love it (should Polar have a fake chico-Italian accent? ). Wait, extremely random idea, but what if, Punch Fizz's beast form has a (happy day's) Fonz personality. Ooh, maybe Grusher is obsessed with diamonds, and is continually trying to mine Flashwing (who he just doesn't seem to realize is alive). Maybe Jade (or another female variant) could have the mind of a creepy little girl to the point that she even creeps out Drobot and everyone in the Undead element except hex? Lastly, maybe Gnarly always wears a gangster hat and has a mafia/new jersey accent, and is sort of a stereotypical gangster.

Oh, also, maybe Whirlwind is a very girly girl, who loves unicorns () and flowers and pink, and Polar really doesn't... or vice versa!

Also, maybe, while most Legendaries are somewhat like automatons, pretty much emotionless, maybe, one of them, glitched during its creation (not sure which one to make it, i'll think of it later), and so has a rather... interesting personality (maybe hyper, or emo, or rocker, I dunno).

Also, I feel so inspired by this, I might try writing a short story (I'll PM it to awesomerockets to see if he likes it). It's pretty much a prototype of the Rise of the Alts story, I'm waiting to finish till the personalities of the Alts is decided. Of course, awesomerockets can rewrite it as he sees fit.


EDIT:
Went ahead and wrote some more. Personalities of the alts (along with potential nicknames):
"Polar/Polarwind" Creepy little girl who freaks even the Undead out. Talks to sheep a lot.
"Gnarly/Gnarlyrex": Gangster who thinks he is control of everything, also somewhat money-obsessed. Loves watching black and white movies.
"Granite/Grusher": Obsessed with shiny things, not too bright. Despite being extremely dumb, he watches science and history and shows, giving him his occasional moment of brilliance. Unbeatable at Pokemon and other RPGs, surprisingly.
"Molten/Moltdog": Diminutive megalomaniac with a napoleon complex who wants to rule the galaxy.
"Royal/Royal Pain/Royaltrouble": Believes he is royalty. Names all his minions, and mourns and sobs whenever they explode. Speaks in formal language, never uses contractions. Loves watching British soap operas.
"Scarlet": Hot, strong, but only speaks in German. Thinks Ninjini's relationship with Bouncer is plain ridiculous (alts have all their original's memories, it should be noted). Talks a lot and frequently tells others to shut up ("Mund halten!"). Like Ninjini, she's telepathic. She understands everyone else, even if they more or less don't understand her.
"Jade/Jadewing": Annoying, vane, and madly in love with Bash (it's one-sided though). Aside from Bash, Zap, and Spyro, all the male dragons have crushes on her. She also has an odd love for Beijing Opera, and speaks flawless Chinese (but rarely does so). She also is the only one who can understand Royal's minions' language (which pretty much just consists of "Ooo"s, "O"s, and "Oo"s).
"Punch/Punchfizz": Cool kid. His Beast form has a Fonz personality, and uses older phrases like Far Out and so forth (just his beast form uses 80s slang, not his normal form). Has an obvious crush on Scarlet. Watches sitcoms from the 60s-80s.

Quote: Doomslicer

Quote: ZapNorris

I like polarwind's personality, doom!

Here's how I imagine alt forms...

Scarlet- German speaking. Confusing.
Polar-Well, she'd be blind. And thoughtful
Molten- A redneck.
Jade- Idiot.
Gnarly- Grumpy.
Granite- Wiseful.
Punch- Very 80's.
Royal- Snotty and rood.

Thanks. German Speaking Scarlet? Love it (should Polar have a fake chico-Italian accent? ). Wait, extremely random idea, but what if, Punch Fizz's beast form has a (happy day's) Fonz personality. Ooh, maybe Grusher is obsessed with diamonds, and is continually trying to mine Flashwing (who he just doesn't seem to realize is alive). Maybe Jade (or another female variant) could have the mind of a creepy little girl to the point that she even creeps out Drobot and everyone in the Undead element except hex? Lastly, maybe Gnarly always wears a gangster hat and has a mafia/new jersey accent, and is sort of a stereotypical gangster.

Oh, also, maybe Whirlwind is a very girly girl, who loves unicorns () and flowers and pink, and Polar really doesn't... or vice versa!

Also, maybe, while most Legendaries are somewhat like automatons, pretty much emotionless, maybe, one of them, glitched during its creation (not sure which one to make it, i'll think of it later), and so has a rather... interesting personality (maybe hyper, or emo, or rocker, I dunno).

Also, I feel so inspired by this, I might try writing a short story (I'll PM it to awesomerockets to see if he likes it). It's pretty much a prototype of the Rise of the Alts story, I'm waiting to finish till the personalities of the Alts is decided. Of course, awesomerockets can rewrite it as he sees fit.


EDIT:
Went ahead and wrote some more. Personalities of the alts:
"Polar/Polarwind" Creepy little girl who freaks even the Undead out. Talks to sheep a lot.
"Gnarly/Gnarlyrex": Gangster who thinks he is control of everything, also somewhat money-obsessed. Loves watching black and white movies.
"Granite/Grusher": Obsessed with shiny things, not too bright. Despite being extremely dumb, he watches science and history and shows and apparently understands them, giving him his occasional moment of brilliance.
"Molten/Moltdog": Diminutive megalomaniac with a napoleon complex who wants to rule the galaxy.
"Royal/Royal Pain/Royaltrouble": Believes he is royalty. Names all his minions, and mourns and sobs whenever they explode. Speaks in formal language, never uses contractions. Loves watching British soap operas.
"Scarlet": Hot, strong, but only speaks in German. Thinks Ninjini's relationship with Bouncer is plain ridiculous (alts have all their original's memories, ti should be mentioned). Frequently tells others to shut up ("Mund halten!"). Like Ninjini, she's telepathic. She also has an odd love for Beijing Opera.
"Jade/Jadewing": Annoying, vane, and madly in love with Bash (it's one-sided though). Aside from Bash, Zap, and Spyro, all the male dragons have crushes on her.
"Punch/Punchfizz": Cool kid. His Beast form has a Fonz personality, and uses older phrases like Far Out and so forth (just his beast form uses 80s slang, not his normal form). Has an obvious crush on Scarlet. Watches sitcoms from the 60s-80s.

I would think scarlet would be russian instead of german. Just my thoughts...

Well, she was only available in germany (as much as I like Russian, maybe another non-variant) hence the reason (it was ZapNorris's idea).
Also, I'll make Jadewing be the one with the odd love of Chinese/Beijing Opera (since I see Jade jewelry in china a lot, i figure she's a little chinese-y? or at least likes chinese things, and speaks the language flawlessly)

I'm so glad this topic is alive again!

@awesomerockets: Thanks for using my idea of Drill Sergeant being the boss of everyone! It made a good read.

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I'm so glad this topic is alive again!

@awesomerockets: Thanks for using my idea of Drill Sergeant being the boss of everyone! It made a good read.

No problem! I had fun writing it!

So is it ok i draft out a story for the Alts and send it to you for writing?

Quote: Doomslicer

So is it ok i draft out a story for the Alts and send it to you for writing?

Of coarse it is!

Yay! Almost done. I'm not the best at writing, I'll let you fine tune it.

I'm gonna continue "The Commotion of the Potion" here.

BASH: I'm gonna ask Flashwing. She is really hot!
GILL GRUNT: I met this mermaid on the beach, and she's even more amazing then Spider-Gillman!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Spider-Gillman?
GILL GRUNT: I'm gonna ask her to go with me!
ZAP: I, uh, I think I'm gonna ask Whirlwind.
FLAMESLINGER: I'm gonna ask Stealth Elf.
BASH: What about you, Triggs?
TRIGGER HAPPY: I'm gonna go it alone. I'm a bachelor.
ZAP: A bachelor?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Yeah, I think I'm gonna-
SPROCKET: Hey guys! I'll be your waitress tonight, what would you like to drink?
TRIGGER HAPPY: OH MY GOD!
SPROCKET: One Godiva chocolate milkshake coming up.
TRIGGER HAPPY: No no no, that's not what I........ you know what, I actually kinda want that.
BASH: I'll take-
TRIGGER HAPPY: Shut up.
BASH: What? I was just-
TRIGGER HAPPY: Halt your speaking.
BASH: But I-
TRIGGER HAPPY: He'll have milk.
BASH: I don't want mi-
TRIGGER HAPPY: Everyone but me will have milk.
FLAMESLINGER: But you're having a milkshake.
TRIGGER HAPPY: STOP SPEAKING!

(Trigger Happy jumps up and leans against the table next to Sprocket.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Name's Happy.

(He takes out his gun, shoots a coin in the air, and it lands in Sprocket's pocket.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Trigger Happy.
SPROCKET: I know, we were on a mission together last week.
TRIGGER HAPPY: We were?
SPROCKET: We were stopping the robbery at the mall and you spent the whole time playing the Wii U demo in the Game Stop on the second floor.
TRIGGER HAPPY: Doesn't ring a bell. Anyway, how long you been working here?
SPROCKET: Since three days ago, when the place opened. Do you pay attention to anything?
BASH: No, he really doesn't.
TRIGGER HAPPY: STOP TALKING!
SPROCKET: I'm gonna go take their order.

(She walks away to a table to where berserk Chop Chop and Slam Bam are sitting.)

SPROCKET: Hello, I will be your....... uh, server today, can I start you out with something to drink?
SLAM BAM: You got potions?
SPROCKET: No.

(Slam Bam flips the table.)

SLAM BAM: WHAT? GRAAAAAAW!

(Slam Bam picks up Sprocket by the neck.)

GILL GRUNT: Uh oh.
TRIGGER HAPPY: Yeah, I know I'm kinda throwing away the whole bachelor thing, but-
SPYRO: Look out!

(They all jump away as a bunch a bone brambles tear apart their booth.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Sprocket!

(He takes out his guns and charges forward.)
(He shoots a coin into the hand gripping Sprocket the jumps up and kicks it, forcing Slam Bam to release her.)
(Chop Chop starts to attack, but Zap, Spyro, and Flameslinger start fighting him.)
(Sprocket takes out her wrench and a mine.)

SPROCKET: Thanks for the save.

(She throws the mine onto Slam Bam's stomach.)

SPROCKET: But I can fight too!

(The mine explodes, sending Slam Bam flying into the front counter.)
(Trigger Happy and Sprocket run up to him.)

SLAM BAM: BRAAAAAAWGH!
TRIGGER HAPPY: He looks like Pop Fizz high on potions!
SPROCKET: That's because they did drink the potion, he asked me for some then flipped out!

(Slam Bam knocks Trigger Happy away, then pushes Sprocket under him.)
(Slam Bam raises him claw to scratch her, but she kicks his wrist with her foot, then again.)
(Slam Bam attempts to scratch again, but she raises her wrench to keep it away and she struggles to keep the claw away from her.)
(Bash rolls across the room and slams into Slam Bam.)
(Slam Bam falls away from Sprocket and swipes at Bash, who dodges it and smacks him in the head with his tail.)
(Trigger Happy gets back up.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Spyro, how you guys holdin' up?

(Zap comes flying at Trigger Happy and he ducks.)

ZAP: Not very good!

(Zap shoots a lightning bolt at Chop Chop then continues to run towards him.)
(Trigger Happy shoots a coin at Slam Bam, who dodges it.)
(Gill Grunt flies forwards and shoots him with a harpoon.)

SPYRO: Triggs! Machine gun!

(Trigger Happy takes out his machine gun and begins shooting repeatedly and Chop Chop, who was being held in place by Spyro and Zap.)
(Chop Chop falls over unconscious.)
(Slam Bam throws both Sprocket and Bash across the room.)

FLAMESLINGER: I got him!

(Flameslinger runs forward, then ignites his feet for a flaming jump kick.)
(Slam Bam picks up Flameslinger, but he shoots an arrow at the arm of the hand grabbing him, then jumps up and places his bow around his head and pulls back an arrow, leaving it inches from Slam Bam's face.)

FLAMESLINGER: How did this happen?
SLAM BAM: Terrafin, he drank the potion, and scratched us. He's at Pop Fizz's apartment now, stealing more of the potion
FLAMESLINGER: Take us to them!
SLAM BAM: Nope!

(Slam Bam kicks Flameslinger away and headbutts him across the room, sending the bow with him.)
(Sprocket throws a mine, but Slam Bam throws it back, and it explodes, throwing Sprocket on the ground, then lunges, claws raised.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Trigger Happy leaps between them, and Slam Bam scratches him.)

SPROCKET: Trigger Happy!

(Trigger Happy transfroms, with his fur growing much longer, and even his guns turning purple.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: MWOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SPYRO: Sprocket, let's go!

(Spyro picks up Sprocket and they Flameslinger, Zap, and Gill Grunt start to run.)

ZAP: Bash, come on!
BASH: I have to hold them off!
GILL GRUNT: You can't do this on your own!
BASH: I'm gonna have to! LOOK OUT!

(Zap and Gill Grunt step into stone fist traps.)

ZAP: We're stuck!

(Spyro drops Sprocket on the ground, who raises her wrench, and Flameslinger notches an arrow.)
(Trigger Happy scratches Bash and he transforms.)
(Terrafin leaps from the ground and body slams Spyro down.)
(A boomerang flies out and sends Sprocket flying towards Terrafin, who catches her and slams her onto the ground.)

SPROCKET: Flameslinger!

(He fires an arrow into the direction the boomerang came from, just missing Dino-Rang, who is sprinting towards Flameslinger.)
(Dino-Rang jumps up and smacks Flameslinger's head into the ground, knocking him out, then knocks out Zap and Gill Grunt.)
(Terrafin knocks out Sprocket and Spyro.)

TERRAFIN: Sweet dreams!

(Pop Fizz and Double Trouble are walking down the hall towards Pop Fizz's apartment.)

POP FIZZ: Well, we tried.
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga we looked everywhere. Ooga booga and not even a hair!

(Pop Fizz opens the door to find a giant hole in the wall, the place in shambles and his potion cabinet on the floor, and even purple hair all over the floor.)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Looka booga! A hair!
POP FIZZ: I'm missing three potions!
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga Booga look over yoogle. Ooga booga I think he used Google!

(Pop Fizz runs over to the computer to find a recipe for fruit punch.)

POP FIZZ: He was looking up a recipe for punch.
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga if I remember, for the Skylands Dance, I think. Ooga booga Terrafin was in charge of bringing something to drink!
POP FIZZ: The recipe asks for three bottles of flavor mix. He took three potion bottles! Everyone at the dance is gonna drink that potion!
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga let's at get scootin'!
POP FIZZ: Wait! I still need an antidote!
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga I also remember right this moment! Ooga booga Flashwing made orange crystal bracelets!
POP FIZZ: I need those for the antidote! Come on!

(The begin to run towards the cafe.)

Outta room again!

"The Commotion of the Potion" continues.

(It's 8:00 at night and all of Skylanders [except for those kidnapped and and ] are at the dance)
(Sunburn and Sonic Boom, Bouncer and Ninjini, and Chill and Rider (Minus Fright, who is outside) are the only Skylander couples, others have dates that aren't Skylanders.)
(Cynder, Whirlwind, and Stealth Elf are all sitting on a bench eating cheeseburgers.)

CYNDER: I can't believe he didn't show up! Where is he!

(Cynder takes a bite of her burger and part of it singes from small sparks electricity forming in her angry mouth.)
(She glances at Whirlwind and Stealth Elf.)

CYNDER: Wait, why aren't you two doing anything? You don't have boyfriends.
WHIRLWIND: I know, its just.....
CYNDER: Just what?
WHIRLWIND: I have a crush on Zap!
CYNDER: Oh. And he didn't ask you?
WHIRLDWIND: No, and I was so bummed I forgot to look for another date.
STEALTH ELF: Same with me, except I like Flameslinger. Now that I think of it, I haven't seen any of our three guys all day.
CYNDER: That's strange.....

(Terrafin, Chop Chop, Dino-Rang, and Slam Bam walk in wearing disguises.)
(Terrafin places a punch bowl on the snack table)

TERRAFIN: Hey everybody! The punch is here!

(Everyone but and get a glass of punch.)
(Everyone with a cup takes a sip.)

JET VAC: I feel *pant* odd.
WHAM-SHELL: What *pant pant* what's happening?
SUNBURN: Grah *pant* I can't..... *pant* grah *pant growl* GRAWWWW!

(Everyone except the ones who didn't drink and the dates who aren't Skylanders transforms.)

WHIRLWIND: AAHH!
STEALTH ELF: *Gasp*
CYNDER: Oh my giants!
BOUNCER: What the feezy? Ninjini baby what happened to you! You're all hairy!
CHILL: Rider, what are you-

(Tree Rex hammers the ground and every flies into the air then falls.)

EYE BRAWL: Everybody get out!

(All you the dates run away.)
(The berserk Skylanders start randomly fighting and destroying things, while the ones not transformed try to stop it.)

(In the break room of the cafe, the kidnapped Skylanders wake up in a large cage to see Trigger Happy standing over them.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: You hear that? All chaos had broke loose.
FLAMESLINGER: Let us out!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Why exactly should I do that.
CYNDER(IN OTHER ROOM): AAAAHHH LET GO OF ME!
SPYRO: CYNDER!
(Spyro spits out a Daybringer Blast at the bars of the cage denting it just a little.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: You expect that to work! Pathetic!

(Everyone starts attacking the bars and they begin to break.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Well that's not really all that much...... pathetic.

(The cage breaks and Spyro jump in the air, kicks Trigger Happy's face and flies out into the dance and sees berserk Lightning Rod choking her.)
(Spyro spits a fireball at his face, setting his now much longer (mush MUCH longer) beard on fire, then flies into the air and air tackles him, gently brushing Cynder away with his wing in the process.)

CYNDER: Spyro! Where have you been!?! You left me all alone!
LIGHTNING ROD: FRAAAAGH MEH BEARD! MEH WONDEYFUL BEARD!
SPYRO: I has being held captive by berserk Trigger Happy! Let's just say someone drank Pop Fizz's potion and spread it around!

(Lightning Rod thunder punches Spyro in the chest knocking him into Voodood.)
(Cynder phases through Voodood, then returning to normal at the last second tripping him onto her wings, and she launches him into the air.)
(All of the other Skylanders run into battle as and run in.)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Oh no.
POP FIZZ: We're too late!

(Berserk Eruptor lunges towards them and Pop Fizz gives him and uppercut in the face and Double Trouble shoots a mini magic bomb at him from his hand.)

ZAP: Pop Fizz!

(Zap jumps up and kicks berserk Camo back with his hind legs then rolls over to Pop Fizz.)

ZAP: What are we going to do!
POP FIZZ: I can make an antidote, but I need some ingredients! Where's Flashwing?
ZAP: She flew out when berserk Sonic Boom started chasing her! Look out!

(Slam Bam attempts a jump punch on Zap but he moves and Slam Bam smashes the front window then all of the berserk Skylanders start running out.)
(Pop Fizz sees Fright still standing by the ice cooler.)

POP FIZZ: I don't think Rider will mind if I borrow you!

(Pop Fizz leaps onto Fright and they start riding off, Zap running at his side and berserk Drobot flying and berserk Hot Head riding his motorcycle chasing them.)
(Chill riding Cynder and Stealth Elf riding Whirlwind come flying behind them and attacking their pursuers.)

POP FIZZ: There's Flashwing! HEY FLASHWANG!
FLASHWING: What!?
POP FIZZ: Where are those crystal bracelets you were making?
FLASHWING: Like why would you-
POP FIZZ: JUST GIVE THEM TO ME!

(Flashwing throws Pop Fizz down a couple bracelets and he catches them on his wrist.)

POP FIZZ: I got the crystals! Now I need seaweed!
CHILL: I can help!

(Chill jumps off of Cynder and onto Fright behind Pop Fizz.)

CHILL: Take a left!

(They turn the corner to see berserk Thumpback and berserk Crusher blocking the path.)

CHILL: Take a right! Take a right! TAKE A RIGHT!

(Fright jerks left just barely avoiding getting smashed by Crusher's hammer.)
(Bash rolls forward and into Crusher.)

BASH: I'll take him!
THUMPBACK: WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAGUUUUUHHH!

(Thumpback leaps forward and starts sliding towards them.)

ZAP: Incoming!
CHILL: Into the forest!

(They take a sharp turn into the trees and begin running back in the way they intended to go.)
(They pass Crusher and Bash, jump back on the road and continue on.)

CHILL: Down there!

(They slide down a steep dirt hill and arrive at a small body of water and Chill jumps off and into the water.)
(She reaches down and pulls up some seaweed and tosses it to Pop Fizz.)

POP FIZZ: Great! Now I need so grape juice!

(Thumpback leaps out of the water behind Chill)

THUMPBACK: HEEEEEEEEERE'S THUMPY!
CHILL: AAAAAAAAAHHH!

(Thumpback throws down his anchor, knocking away Chill who just held up here shield.)
(Pop Fizz throws down three bottle minion potions then starts chucking exploding potions at him.)

POP FIZZ: Get down! GET DOWN!
FRIGHT: KAAAAAAAAAAW!

(Fright sticks his head in the ground and begins burrowing underwater until he's under Thumpback.)
(Pop Fizz begins shaking his potion.)

POP FIZZ: Fright! What are you doing?

(Fright pulls the rest of his body and Pop Fizz down into his hole.)
(They pop up under Thumpback and his potion explodes sending flying far into the back of the water.)

POP FIZZ: That's nice.
ZAP: I have grape juice in my apartment.
POP FIZZ: Great let's-

(Tree Rex charges forward and slams the ground hard, sending them flying towards the complex, then lands on the roof.)

CHILL: That was convenient.
POP FIZZ: To the balcony!

(The jump off the roof and onto Pop Fizz's balcony.)
(They run inside and Zap goes to his apartment and returns with grape juice.)

ZAP: Here!
POP FIZZ: Perfect!

(He picks up a hammer and starts smashing the crystals.)

POP FIZZ: Now I just have to smash these crystals then blend them all togeth-

(Berserk Stump Smash bursts into the apartment.)

STUMP SMASH: Drop the hammer!

(Pop Fizz drops the hammer in shock.)
(Chill throws a spinning javelin at him and Zap shoots a lightning bolt.)

ZAP: We got this! Make the antidote!

(Pop Fizz places a little of each ingredient in a cup then adds a special potion to each one.)
(Chill bashes him the the head repeatedly with her shield as Zap circles him with electro-slime.)
(Stumpy tries to smash Zap, but his stump goes in his slime in stead and he gets shocked.)
(Chill roundhouse kicks him sending him flying off of the balcony.)

(Pop Fizz removes the cups from the oven after he blended them and puts them in bottles.)

POP FIZZ: Everybody take some bottles! We got some heroes to save!

(They run back towards the cafe, throwing bottles a curing any berserks on the way.)
(They arrive and cure Trigger Happy, the second to last berserk.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Where's Terrafin?

Outta room

more. NOW

Quote: Ninpire

more. NOW

Wish granted! I added more and will hopefully finish it tonight!

Entertaining as always!
Wonder what would happen if there was a brawl between the Skylanders and the Infinitys! :P
Or maybe, Drill-X's rebuilt and becomes a pop star sensation! And a few 'landers go to his debut concert...

Okay, this'll be the LAST PAGE! I promise! "The Commotion of the Potion" continued.

(Terrafin, only one not cured, bursts into the cafe.)
(Pop Fizz throws his last antidote at him.)

TERRAFIN: No no no, not today!

(He knocks the antidote away and it fails.)

POP FIZZ: NO! Now the only option is-

(Terrafin picks him up by the throat.)

TERRAFIN: Beat me until I can't fight anymore?
POP FIZZ: Yep.

(The other Skylanders get ready to attack.)

POP FIZZ: I got this guys! This is my mess! I gotta deal with it!
TERRAFIN: Have it your way.

(Terrafin leaps up and punches him through the ceiling and the two land on the roof.)
(Pop Fizz jumps away from a punch and lands on his car, still stuck on the roof from before.)
(He throws two bottle minion potions and they jump in the car and start it.)
(Terrafin jumps on the car and punches Pop Fizz down to his knees.)

TERRAFIN: I'm not going easy on you.
POP FIZZ: Me neither!

(Pop Fizz drinks his potion and turns into his controlled beast form.)

POP FIZZ: Forgot I could do this too?

(Terrafin throws back his fist for a punch and the bottles drive right off of the roof, damaging the car a lot, but it still drives very quickly down the street as Pop Fizz and Terrafin battle it out on the roof of his car.)
(Pop Fizz grabs Terrafin's arm and throat then smacks him into the roof.)
(Terrafin kicks him in the stomach and headbutts him into the air.)
(Pop Fizz lands on his Terrafin's face and claws his head repeatedly.)
(The car turns into a cliff side mountain road with mountain on their right and nothing on their left.)
(Terrafin grabs Pop Fizz and slams Pop Fizz against the mountain to the right, holding him there as he scrapes against the rock as the car goes on, sending pebbles and dirt everywhere.)

POP FIZZ: AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
TERRAFIN: Can't take the pain?

(Pop Fizz opens his mouth and breathes flames into Terrafin's face, loosening his grip, then uses the rock wall to launch himself into a flying punch into Terrafin.)
(Terrafin falls over, then grabs Pop Fizz's leg and slams him down, then starts brutally punching him repeatedly.)
(The car, now on the top of the mountain, stops on the flat parking area, and they both fall off onto the ground.)
(They both get up and Pop Fizz spin kicks Terrafin, following that with a knee in the face and a headbutt in the stomach, sending Terrafin flying.)
(Terrafin jumps up and slams him down with a belly flop.)
(Terrafin flips back to where the car was and lifts it over his head.)

TERRAFIN: Looks like you failed!

(Terrafin throws the car and Pop Fizz gets up and runs towards it, falling to his knees and slides under it and grabs one of the axles with one hand and a tire with the other.)

POP FIZZ: I don't think so!

(He smacks Terrafin with the car, then with a swift movement, leaps into the car and into the drivers seat.)
(When Terrafin lands, the mountain shakes, then Pop Fizz rams into Terrafin with his car and they both go sliding down the edge of the long jagged slope that's the edge of the mountain.)
(Pop Fizz punches out his window and grabs Terrafin, and while still driving, repeatedly slams him into the mountain.)
(A boulder falls from the top of the mountain and into the back window of Pop Fizz's car, then goes through it and knocks Pop Fizz through the windshield.)
(Pop Fizz lands next to Terrafin, both now sliding down the mountain uncontrollably, Terrafin tries desperately to try and kicks Pop Fizz away.)
(Pop Fizz grabs Terrafin by the back of the head and slams him into the mountain side, scraping him there like Terrafin did to him before.)

TERRAFIN: GAAAAAAAAH! GRAAAAAAAUUUUWWWWWWWWWRGH!

(Pop Fizz lifts him up and punches him in the face.)
(Terrafin's eyes return to normal.)
(Pop Fizz scrapes his face into the rock again, then lifts him and punches him in the face again.)
(Terrafin's teeth return to regular size.)
(Pop Fizz scrapes and punches him again, and his fin and claws begin to shrink.)
(Pop Fizz repeatedly slams him into the mountain side, then thrusts his body, not back to regular muscle size, under his feet and begins to use his as a surfboard.)
(Another boulder starts to fall, but Pop Fizz leaps up and spins, punching the boulder to pieces, then lands back onto the now normal height and weight Terrafin with a kick.)

TERRAFIN: GRAAAAAAAHHH! GRAAAAWWW! GRaaUUuaaaW! GR-*pant pant roar* GRAAW!

(Now very close to the surface, Pop Fizz grabs hold of Terrafin with one hand and his car with the other.)
(Pop Fizz pulls himself and Terrafin back onto the roof of the car and the car hits a rock, sending it flying into the air, away from the mountain.)
(Pop Fizz thrusts Terrafin under his feet and jumps off of his body just a second before Terrafin slammed into the surface.)
(Pop Fizz tumbles onto the ground and turns back to normal then exhausted, crawls over to Terrafin.)
(All of the hair falls of of Terrafin.)
(Pop Fizz rolls Terrafin onto his back.)

POP FIZZ: Terrafin?
TERRAFIN: Wha-wh-wh-wha....... what happened?
POP FIZZ: Oh thank giants!

(Pop Fizz rolls onto his back and they both become unconscious.)

(Pop Fizz wakes up the next morning in his bed in his apartment.)

POP FIZZ: I'm home?

(He looks at his alarm clock.)

POP FIZZ: If I hurry, I won't miss the new episode of Pokemon!

(He turns on the TV and there's a knock on the door.)
(Pop Fizz runs to the door and opens it to find Terrafin standing there.)

TERRAFIN: Here, Take this.

(Terrafin hands him a set of car keys.)

TERRAFIN: I bought you a new car. A blue one just like the one before.
POP FIZZ: Thanks. Hey, you wanna come inside and watch Pokemon with me?
TERRAFIN: Sure why not!

(He goes inside and closes the door.)

END OF EPISODE 11

YAY POKEMON

Another character profile

Zook

Name: Zook Melissa Bambazooki
Element: Life
Species: Bambazooker
Weapon/Main Attack: Bazooka
Voice: Medium pitched, goofy voice
Personality Traits: Dim-witted and curious.
Likes: Food, toys, games, chairs, his "special" brick, being a Skylander, and his bazooka
Dislikes: Sprinkles, boredom, evil, scary movies
Favorite Movie: Care Bears: The Movie
Favorite TV Show: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Weakness: Enemies taking advantage of his stupidity
Favorite Food: Sponge cake

Another one

Slam Bam

Name: Slammer Cooper Bammer or Slam Bam
Element: Water
Species: Yeti
Weapon/Main Attack: Punching
Personality: He's the really popular one
Voice: Just like the game
Likes: Himself, battle, showing off, girls, showing up others
Dislikes: Others showing him up, anyone who doesn't like him, evil
Favorite Movie: The Dark Knight
Favorite TV Show: Family Guy
Weakness: Restraining his arms
Favorite Food: Cheetos

Another one

Flashwing

Name: Flashwing Shine Diamond
Element: Earth
Species: Gem Dragoness
Weapon/Main Attack: Crystal Shards
Voice: Just like her voice in the game
Personality Traits: Friendly, girly, self conscious, like a stereotypical teenage girl
Likes: Her phone, herself, her crystals, her friends, shopping, singing
Dislikes: Not looking her best, Ignitor, evil
Favorite Movie: Pitch Perfect
Favorite TV Show: The Voice
Weakness: Messing up her crystals
Favorite Food: Skittles

AND another one

Ghost Roaster

Name: Olav Spector Roustair or Ghost Roaster
Element: Undead
Species: Ghoul
Weapon/Main Attack: Chain Whip
Voice: Just like his voice in Skylanders: Giants
Personality Traits: He's unintentionally creepy, very friendly
Likes: Food, cooking, his restaurant, pleasing people with his food, being a Skylander, ghosts
Dislikes: People not liking his food, Hex not wanting to be a meal, evil
Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters
Favorite TV Show: The Taste
Weakness: Tying him in his own chain
Favorite Food: Ghosts

Doomslicer partially wrote this episode and I'd like to thank him

Episode 12 "Rise of the Alts"

(Eruptor, Wrecking Ball, and Terrafin are all having a karaoke party in the party room of the apartment complex.)

TERRAFIN: Now who's ready for our next singer?

(Everybody cheers.)

TERRAFIN: Great! Now everyone make some noise for-

(He looks at his phone.)

TERRAFIN: Hex?
EVERYONE ELSE: Hex?
POP FIZZ: Oh my gawd, she sings? She's too...... grumpy!

(Terrafin walks away and Hex floats on stage.)
(The music starts.)

HEX: (Singing) Dude look at these skulls. Dude look at these skulls. Dude look at these skulls. I see dead people!
PRISM BREAK: Oh this ain't gonna be good.
HEX: (Singing) When I walk up in the underworld, all I see, is all of those hunky skeletons staring back at me. I got a passion for my orbs and I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it, show!

(She starts doing a combination of the Gangnam Style and the Harlem Shake.)

HEX: (Singing) I'm Hexy and I know it!

(Everyone starts to cheer.)
(Ghost Roaster suddenly bursts on stage wearing a chef hat and oven mitts and holding a spoon.)
(He presses a button on a remote and the music changes.)

GHOST ROASTER: (Singing) IIIIIIIIIII want ghostly candy! IIIIIIIIIII want ghostly candy!
PRISM BREAK: Oh this REALLY ain't gonna be good.
GHOST ROASTER: (Singing) I want something very spectral and dead! Something that floats through walls or even's missing a head!

(Hex takes the remote and changes the music.)

HEX: (Singing) I'm Hexy and I know it! Dude look at these skulls! Dude look at these skulls-

(Ghost Roaster takes the remote back and changes the music again.)

GHOST ROASTER: (Singing) I want you inside my boney belly! I'll even cover your head with lot's of jelly!

(Terrafin turns on rap battle music and comes on stage.)

TERRAFIN: Look out everyone! We got a rap battle over here!

(Everyone starts cheering ans he walks away, letting them battle.)

HEX: Bone boy, you got huge issues. Don't worry about failing, because you literally have nothing to lose! Not even your legs 'cause you always have pain, your always being held back by a tiny ball and chain!

(Everyone starts cheering.)

GHOST ROASTER: Ya know what?

(He spins his head and his chef hat is replaced with a sideways cap that says "Chef GhoRo" and he puts on sunglasses, his oven mitts turn to gold rings, and his spoon turns into a mic.)

GHOST ROASTER: You seriously think you could be a good singer? You sound like Gill Grunt getting kicked repeatedly by Flameslinger! Talkin' to me 'bout lack of feet, look at you girl, you float! I wouldn't be surprised if under that dress was was a couple oars from a motor boat!

(Prism Break starts jumping up and down.)

PRISM BREAK: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!

(He falls over.)
(Tree Rex, Chop Chop and Wrecking Ball walk out of the party room and into Tree Rex's apartment, which is being shared by him, Wrecking Ball, and Chop Chop, while the other two have their apartment fixed from a battle mishap.)
(Pop Fizz, Spyro, Trigger Happy, and Hot Dog were already in there playing Playstation 3 on Tree Rex's giant 3D TV.)

TREE REX: You guys have gotta see this! Hex and Ghost Roaster are having a rap battle!
POP FIZZ: The party's being broadcasted throughout Skylands, right?
TREE REX: Yeah.
POP FIZZ: I'll leave that to my DVR!
SPYRO: Isn't your DVR out of space because you have like every episode of Ben 10 you could stuff onto it?
POP FIZZ: All four series, yes! OH CWAP!

(He shoves his controller to Chop Chop as he runs to his apartment.)
(The red phone under the glass dome in the hallway rang.)

WRECKING BALL: Oh my! Somebody is like calling somebody, on their phone, so they can like talk to someone! Isn't it the Batphone?
Chop Chop: I believe it's the Batphone.
WRECKING BALL: Like oh yay!
TREE REX: You answer it! Remember what I taught you?
WRECKING BALL: Yeah, I remember, because I didn't forget, because I have like a super good memory! What were we like talking about? Oh right the phone!

(Wrecking Ball runs into the hall and picks up the phone sounding just like Queen Latifah.)

WRECKING BALL: What choo want?
NINJINI: Who is this?

(Wrecking Ball responds doing a perfect impression of Tobey Maguire.)

WRECKING BALL: Just your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!
NINJINI: Tree Rex? Is this you?

(Wrecking Ball responds in a perfect Russel Brand impression.)

WRECKING BALL: Actually, no, not quite really. Tree Rexis responsible for the events going on at this time.
NINJINI: What are they serving at that party?

(He responds in a perfect Darth Vader impression.)

WRECKING BALL: We have cheese! CHEESE! We also have cake! LOTS OF CAKE
NINJINI: Whoever this is just tell Trigger Happy, Pop Fizz, Hot Dog, and Tree Rex, if you aren't any of those, to report for a mission!

(He responds in a perfect Mario impression.)

WRECKING BALL: Alrighty then! Let's-a-go!

(He hangs up and yells at Tree Rex in a perfect Yoda impression.)

WRECKING BALL: Your home planet needs you! Mission alert!

(Tree Rex responds in a perfect Spongebob impression.)

TREE REX: Dahahahahahaha! Okay!
SPYRO: That was disturbing.

(His and Wrecking Ball's voice return to normal.)

TREE REX: You saw nothing!
TRIGGER HAPPY: I guess I could agree to that, but I heard a lot and will not be forgetting that.
TREE REX: Mission? Wrecking Ball what's the mission?
WRECKING BALL: Oh, you, Pop Fizz, Trigger Happy, and Hot Dog have to leave for a mission.

(Wrecking Ball takes Hot Dog's controller as Pop Fizz runs in, just hearing the news.)

TREE REX: Let's go!

(He pulls a book on a shelf and the four of them fall into the floor down towards the secret mission room.)

WRECKING BALL: So, what're we playing?

(The three arrive in the mission room, joining Ninjini, Double Trouble, Flashwing, Crusher, Whirlwind, and Cali.)

POP FIZZ: What's the haps?
CALI: We have uncovered an entrance to the Secret Vault of Secrets, we have to go investigate.
HOT DOG: I bet they have an Unbelievably Delicious Bone of Deliciousness there.
CALI: I will allow you all to take one thing from the vault. We set up cameras in the vault Trigger Happy, you stay here and watch us in case we are in trouble. I'll bring something back for you
NINJINI: I hope this doesn't take too long. I have a date with Bouncer!

(Trigger Happy laughs.)

NINJINI: You know Trigger Happy, I can read minds, and I'd prefer if you pictured me with clothes on!

(She blasts him with an orb and and they leave for the vault.)

CALI: I'm warning you all, almost everything here has a very long and unnecessary name and I'd prefer if you don't repeat them over and over again because it annoys me to no end!

(They search around for awhile, then proceed to choose their souvenir.)
(Cali finds an ancient treasure map, Double Trouble finds a crown that increases mask shininess, Ninjini finds a bottle of perfume, Whirldwind finds a crystal that allows her to shoot neon rainbows, Crusher finds a map to the most dangerous mine in Skylands, Tree Rex finds a sapling with the ability to increase plant growth, Hot Dog finds the bone that he wanted, Flashwing finds the Arkeyan's largest diamond, and Pop Fizz finds the most interesting thing of all.)

POP FIZZ: Hey guys! Look at this!

(Everyone comes over as Pop Fizz pulls a tarp off of a machine.)

POP FIZZ: It's called the-
CALI: I don't wanna hear it!

(She puts earplugs in her ears.)

POP FIZZ: The Incredibly Amazing Duplication Machine of Legendary Incredible Amazingness!
NINJINI: You might wanna leave that alone!
POP FIZZ: I could make so many potions!

(He takes out his transformation potion and explosion potion and throws them inside.)

POP FIZZ: Just one test!

(Pop Fizz presses a button, and a bright light blinds them all, some awesome techno music starts and the machine sputters and the light dies down.)
(Double Trouble wakes with a scream.)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga what just went down. I think if I knew I'd have a frown!

No more room!

Episode 12 continued.

CALI: Oh no. Not the machine that duplicates things!
HOT DOG: You mean the Incredibly Amazing Dupli-
CALI: Stop! You know I hate long and unnecessary things!
Cali 2.0: O'really?
CALI: AH!

(She falls over and Cali 2.0, who is bright orange, pins her down.)

CALI 2.0: Way to go! That was one really tough Heroic Challenge! I've seen many heroes go down in this challenge, but you really went through and aced it! I'm impressed! AND I DON'T SAY THAT OFTEN! Ant of that sound familiar? HUH!?

(Cali gets up and runs as Cali 2.0 chases after her yelling long speeches she's said.)

NINJINI: Another Cali?
SCARLET NINJINI: WIR LEBEN!
NINJINI: OMG, another me!?

(Punch Pop Fizz leaps onto Scarlet Ninjini's head.)

POP FIZZ: Another me?
PUNCH POP FIZZ: We were made for each other, hot genie babe!
SCARLET NINJINI: Mein gott!
PUNCH POP FIZZ: I like speaking gibberish too! Shmizzle froloogot ba-bomberdawn! Anyway....... WE LIVE!
SCARLET NINJINI: Das ist, was ich schon sagte......
POLAR WHIRLWIND: Like oh my gosh, your like talking all like in foreign!
SCARLET: Mund halten gruselig gruselig Einhorn! Auch, warum tun Sie, mein Schopfer, heute einen Robotor?
NINJINI: Hey! How could you- I mean, how-nein-could-nein-you-nein...... I don't speak Russian.
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga I believe that was German!
NINJINI: German! But I think you were talking about Bouncer and I! You gotta problem with us........... me?
SCARLET NINJINI: Ja ich habe ein Problem! Er ist aus metall!
NINJINI: What?
Pop Fizz: Take this.

(He hands her a German translation potion and she drinks it.)

NINJINI: OH! So what if he's metal!
SCARLET NINJINI: Langsam, Jedenfalls ist er aus Metall, und Sie sind es nicht. Es ist nur logisch!
NINJINI: I'll show you logic!
POLAR WHIRLWIND: Why are you like fighting all like mean and stuff!
GRANITE CRUSHER: Ooooooh! Shiny!

(He starts swinging his hammer at Flashwing.)

FLASHWING: Hey hey hey! What are you doing!
GRANITE CRUSHER: Me want shiny!
ROYAL DOUBLE TROUBLE: I dare say, are you peasants quite done yet? I would indeed like to proclaim my noble and superior existence. Loyal subjects, see to it that I am not interrupted.

(He sends out five minions and they quite everyone.)

ROYAL DOUBLE TROUBLE: I AM BETTER THAN YOU ALL. I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU ALL. YoU ALL SHALL BOW AND-

(All of his minions explode.)
(Royal DT starts crying.)

ROYAL DOUBLE TROUBLE (CRYING): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! John, Mark, Ted, Bob, and *sob* Sir Schampus Hosen Das Erste Und Letze, your bravery shall not be soon forgotten!
SCARLET NINJINI: Ware einer dieser Schergen duetsch?
ROYAL DOUBLE TROUBLE (CRYING): Yes, the fifth minion was German! You're probably his aunt!
SCARLET NINJINI: Mist, ich habe einen toten Neffen.
MOLTEN HOT DOG: SHUT UP! STOP TALKING ALL OF YOU! YOU USELESS LIKE FORMS! BOW DOWN TO ME! NOTHING SHALL HALT OUT CONQUEST!
HOT DOG: My clone is a diminutive psychopath with an eye for conquest. Did anyone see that coming, 'cause I certainly didn't!

(Jade Flashwing is poking around all over the place.)

JADE FLASHWING: Where's my Bash? My little Bashy-Washy!
FLASHWING: I like BASH?
TREE REX: Huh huh. Hah hee huh. Hah hee haw hee haw hee heh wah heh ha!

(Flashwing shoots Tree Rex with a laser and he falls onto Gnarly's feet.)

GNARLY TREE REX: Listen up youse guyz! We da Altz, see? We gonna be runnin' thangs from now on youse gots dat?
HOT DOG: I wish I talked like that.
TREE REX: What makes you think that!
GNARLY TREE REX: Cuz us gon' get the Iron Fist of Arkus, see?
NINJINI: Okay, we can't let you do that.
MOLTEN HOT DOG: Yeah, but if you try and stop us-

(Cali 2.0 runs in holding an unconscious Cali by the throat.)

SCARLET NINJINI: Wir toten dein Freund.
CRUSHER: Huh?
GNARLY TREE REX: Us gon' kill yo friend!
CRUSHER: Oh.
POP FIZZ: I wouldn't exactly call her our friend, more like person came for no exact reason.
ROYAL DOUBLE TROUBLE: Do you wish for her death?
POP FIZZ: No, I suppose not.
MOLTEN HOT DOG: THEN DON'T FOLLOW US!

(The Alts walk out of the room and towards the vault.)

POP FIZZ: Well, Cali's now an Alt, let's go home!
FLASHWING: NO! We gotta help!
POP FIZZ: I don't mind leaving her behind, but I can't let her die!
CRUSHER: Wait, they said WE couldn't follow them. They said nothing about someone else following him.
TRIGGER HAPPY: Already gotcha covered!

(He comes in flying on Spyro's back, with Wham-Shell riding Sunburn riding behind them.)

SUNBURN: We'll be back!

(They fly into the hallway, after the Alts.)

TREE REX: You guys wanna play some cards?

(The four fly through the hallway, then land, and they run forward and burst through a door, leading to a room filled with gold, random treasures, many metal platforms, and a giant energy bubble floating in the air, with the Iron Fist of Arkus inside.)

SPYRO: Hold it right there! We've caught you red handed!
TRIGGER HAPPY: You actually get no hand!
SUNBURN: That fist is staying here!
JADE FLASHWING: Didn't we say if you followed us, we would kill your annoying friend who probably annoys Bash?
TRIGGER HAPPY: She likes Bash? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
WHAM-SHELL: You said if your clones follow you! I don't see another one of us!
GNARLY TREE REX: We'll see about that! GET THEM!

(Jade, Polar, Royal, and Molten fly, float, and jump up onto the platform above the ground and they all strike.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: How 'bout some names? You?

(Molten Hot Dog lunges at him and misses.)

MOLTEN HOT DOG: I MISSED? AW, COME ON! DANG IT ALL!

(He starts jumping up and down, shooting fireballs everywhere.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Molten Hot Dog. You, Polar Whirlwind, you Royal Double Trouble, you Jade Flashwing, you guys down there. Gnarly Tree Rex, Punch Pop Fizz, Granite Crusher, and Scarlet Ninjini!
MOLTEN HOT DOG: I'M GONNA HURT YOU INSIGNIFICANT BEING!

(Molten rolls forward, and ends it with a double leg up kick, knocking Triggs over.)
(Triggs gets up and begins to fight.)
(Sunburn flies over them then, with a flaming claw, uppercuts Royal up over the platform, and into a pile of gold.)
(Wham-Shell holds his mace across his chest then jumps and strikes Flashwing with his foot and mace, knocking her into the gold too.)
(Spyro swoops down and snatches up Polar and flies over the Iron Fist of Arkus.)

SPYRO: I hope you like plummeting into gold.
POLAR WHIRLWIND: Actually, I don't really like like that kinda things and-
SPYRO: Stop talking!

(He raises Polar Whirlwind, prepared to toss her to the ground, when Molten Hot Dog pushes Triggs away and lunges at Spyro.)

MOLTEN HOT DOG: GET AWAY!

(He drops Polar into a large vase and the two of them, because of the heat coming from Molten's much hotter then usual body, the two of them pass through the energy field and land on top of the fist.)

SPYRO: What the-

(Molten tackles him the a flaming headbutt and the two of them begin to fall from the top.)

SPYRO: Get away!

(Molten releases a giant blast of molten hot magma, hitting Spyro and the fist.)
(Molten falls out of the field.)
(Spyro starts clawing at the field as the fist glows and starts whirring.)

SPYRO: Get me outta here!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Spyro!

(Triggs jumps up the save him, only to be stopped by Scarlet.)

SCARLET NINJINI: Nein, nein, nein, nicht heute Gizmo!

(She blasts the other three with orbs as Spyro falls into the palm of the now active Iron Fist and begins to scream while he is burned by radioactive chemicals from Molten's blasts and the fist.)
(The field explodes and everything goes flying, and the room is now a crater surrounded by walls.)
(The smoke clears and Triggs runs up to see two Spyros on the ground.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: What the-
DARK SPYRO: Back up!

(Dark Spyro jumps up and snatches Triggs' ears with his claws then repeatedly slams him into the ground.)

SPYRO: What are you!?
DARK SPYRO: Can't you see?

(Dark Spyro pushes the Iron Fist of Arkus away and pins Spyro to the ground.)

DARK SPYRO: I'm you!

TO BE CONTINUED...............


END OF EPISODE 12

XD Great job! I hadn't even thought of a second Cali!

Just some ideas:
Drill Sergeant resurrects his idol, Drill-X (with help from Hex and Drobot, or maybe some other 'landers, who are secretly fans), and Flynn becomes his manager, and proceeds to book a concert (the rig doubles as a stage)... on Molekin Mountain.

The Wilikinghost and Hex have a spook-off to see who can scare Eye Brawl (or maybe someone else, maybe even Kaos, or better yet, Flynn!).

Cali gains a super hero secret identity (which no one can figure out is here, despite it being obvious).

Persephone goes goth.

Blobbers, with his bad luck, crashes onto an island full of Chompies... only to end up falling into and activating the Iron Fist of Arkus.

Kaos' perspective of being an Arkeyan.

How Kaos creates the Evil Minions that look like monocolored clones of Skylanders... because they are.

Cali and Tessa fight.

Kaos and the 'landers battle in a whole new way... in an epic battle... A GAME SHOW!

Ghoster Roaster hosts his own British cooking show, and gets a stereotypical gameshow chef's personality.

Slam Bam becomes a DJ.

After losing a bet, [not sure, you choose] switches bodies with [not sure, you choose], unbeknownst to everyone else.

Hex starts watching MLP.

[Insert whoever is considered the most macho 'lander, I'm not sure which to pick] secretly joins the cult of bronies.

Quote: Doomslicer

Great job! I hadn't even thought of a second Cali!

Just some ideas:
Drill Sergeant resurrects his idol, Drill-X (with help from Hex and Drobot, or maybe some other 'landers, who are secretly fans), and Flynn becomes his manager, and proceeds to book a concert (the rig doubles as a stage)... on Molekin Mountain.

The Wilikinghost and Hex have a spook-off to see who can scare Eye Brawl (or maybe someone else, maybe even Kaos, or better yet, Flynn!).

Cali gains a super hero secret identity (which no one can figure out is here, despite it being obvious).

Persephone goes goth.

Blobbers, with his bad luck, crashes onto an island full of Chompies... only to end up falling into and activating the Iron Fist of Arkus.

Kaos' perspective of being an Arkeyan.

How Kaos creates the Evil Minions that look like monocolored clones of Skylanders... because they are.

Cali and Tessa fight.

Kaos and the 'landers battle in a whole new way... in an epic battle... A GAME SHOW!

Ghoster Roaster hosts his own British cooking show, and gets a stereotypical gameshow chef's personality.

Slam Bam becomes a DJ.

After losing a bet, [not sure, you choose] switches bodies with [not sure, you choose], unbeknownst to everyone else.

Hex starts watching MLP.

[Insert whoever is considered the most macho 'lander, I'm not sure which to pick] secretly joins the cult of bronies.

Oh my gosh, this stuff is great! You have some great ideas! I think I wanna explore the switching bodies thing first!

Oh, I don't speak German in case anyone was wondering. I was using Google Translate.

Thanks!
Me too! Btw in Gmail did you know there's a way to add it your contacts so you just open it in chat and type whatever you want translated?

Dang It, we need a DARK SPYRO episode!

Also, idea

Lol maybe. Oh, and maybe several 'landers develop traits from other videogames they've been playing (maybe Stealth Elf gets dual-wielding keyblades, bash gets super sonic speed (didn't see that coming), Boomer gets a portal gun, wrecking ball gets chaos control and the belief he's the ultimate life form, i dunno)

Or maybe Wrecking Ball should become a genius who rivals Drobot and sprocket in intellect after eating a mad scientist and his lab's contents (including some brains).

EPISODE 13 "Dark Spyro Rises"

SPYRO: You are NOT me!
DARK SPYRO: But I am! Everybody has a dark side!

(He spits a dark fire ball out at the metal platform Sunburn and Wham-Shell are standing and they both fall into a pile of gold.)

DARK SPYRO: And I'm yours!

(The original copies of the Alts run in.)

WHIRLWIND: What happened!
POP FIZZ: Spyro, you goin' goth now?

(Spyro kicks Dark away then rolls over, pinning him.)

POP FIZZ: TWO SPYROS?!

(Crushers head explodes and reassembles.)

CRUSHER: Mind blow.
HOT DOG: We gotta help Spyro!

(Dark flips up, knocking Spyro away, then starts shooting repeated fireballs at Spyro as he narrowly dodges them.)

SPYRO: What's up with your flames!?
DARK SPYRO: I'm your dark side, remember?

(Dark flame charges into Spyro and the two go through the wall and into the hallway where the Arkeyans, just now realizing the intruders, two of them are running toward them.)
(Dark Spyro flips over Spyro and does a flying kick into an Arkeyan then using his body, headbutts into the other one.)
(Spyro lunges towards Dark, but Dark chomps down onto Spyro's neck, stopping him.)
(Dark Spyro charges up a large dark fireball and, mouth still biting into his throat, spits it out, sending Spyro flying through a wall into a room full of Arkeyans.)

ARKEYAN #1: Get him!

(An Arkeyan raises his club, but Spyro dodges it, then uses flaming horns to flip a wooden table, causing an explosion taking out most of the Arkeyans.)
(Spyro jumps away and begins running back to where the Iron Fist is, but Dark Spyro grabs him by his ankles and flies in the other direction.)

(Back in the platform room, all of the Skylanders (and Cali) are fighting their Alts, Wham-Shell is guarding the fist as they fight.)
(Trigger Happy climbs on Sunburn's back.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: C'mon, everyone's busy, we gotta help Spyro!
SUNBURN: That....... Dark Spyro, looks strong!

(They fly into the hall.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: That's because he is strong!

(By the entrance of the vault, Dark Spyro launches Spyro flying into the giant door, putting a large dent in it.)
(Spyro shoots a fireball, but it misses, then Dark Spyro pins him to the door and starts repeatedly punching him.)

DARK SPYRO: Lights out!

(He punches Spyro in the face and the door breaks, and a giant sheet of metal falls breaks off and it and the Spyros fall down towards the water.)
(Still falling, Spyro runs across the metal and jumps kicks Dark then slams him into a nearby cliff, then jumps up and starts flying toward the bridge above.)
(Dark Spyro starts flying and begins chasing him.)

DARK SPYRO: You can't defeat me that easy!

(Dark spits out a fireball, hitting Spyro and knocking him onto the bridge.)
(Dark lands on the bridge across from Spyro.)

DARK SPYRO: You're telling us that we're the leader of the Skylanders?
SPYRO: We are NOT the same dragon!
DARK SPYRO: That's what you wanna think!

(He runs at high speed towards him till they're faces are only centimeters from each other.)

DARK SPYRO: Tell me what you know.

(The bridge rumbles from being hit by an Arekeyan club.)
(Dark turns to see and Arekeyan standing at each side of the bridge hammering at the sides.)

SPYRO: Don't do it!

(Dark shoots a fireball at an Arekeyan, knocking him away from the bridge.)

DARK SPYRO: Nothing happened! You're such a worrier!

(The Arkeyan's club, which had flown into the air, falls down and breaks one of the supports on one of the sides of the bridge.)

SPYRO: Told you so!

(Dark grips Spyro by the neck and thrusts him into the bridge.)
(The bridge lurches and tilts to the left, part of the bridge cracking, parts of it crumbling.)

DARK SPYRO: Maybe you had somewhat of a point.

(The other Arkeyan runs onto the crumbling bridge towards them.)
(Spyro smacks Dark's feet with his tail, causing him to fall, then flips onto his feet and headbutts the Arkeyan onto his back, and the section he's on crumbles and falls down into the water.)

DARK SPYRO: Looks like it's just me, myself, and I.

(Dark lunges forward, but Spyro crouches to the right and Dark goes right over him and grabs the ledge, only a claw keeping him from falling.)

DARK SPYRO: We're faster then we thought!

(Spyro jumps back to another crumbling, slamming the one Dark's hanging one with his claw, causing it to fall.)
(Dark flaps his wings and leaps back onto the bridge, narrowly missing Spyro with a powerful kick.)
(Spyro grabs Dark's leg and begins flying away.)

SPYRO: Now I know what I'm dealing with.
DARK SPYRO: Yeah, yourself!

(Dark flips up and headbutts Spyro int the face and they both start to fall.)

SPYRO: Don't you every think before you do!?
DARK SPYRO: Don't you every think before you dismiss things?!

(Dark, still falling, grabs Spyro.)

DARK SPYRO: You know what I am! You know the secrets that you've been hiding from everyone else! Why won't you just admit it!
SPYRO: Why do you wanna hear me say it so bad if you already know!
DARK SPYRO: You've got it all wrong! You think you know, but you don't!
SPYRO: What do you mean!?
DARK SPYRO: When you woke up that day in Wrenchville, do you remember anything of what happened before?

(They land on a ledge sticking out from the cliff.)

SPYRO: Kaos defeating us with one of his inventions!
DARK SPYRO: Anything else?
SPYRO: ...................................
DARK SPYRO: Well? Tell me!
SPYRO: No! I don't! Besides my team and friends and some other things I remember nothing!
DARK SPYRO: You really don't know!
SPYRO: I did, but now I don't.
DARK SPYRO: I knew it.
SPYRO: Tell me.
DARK SPYRO: You think I'm just gonna-
SPYRO: TELL ME!

(Spyro slams down his paw in anger, causing the slab of rock Dark was standing on to fall.)
(Dark starts to fall towards the water without trying to fly back up.)

SPYRO: C'mon! Fly up! Save yourself!
DARK SPYRO: You're the one who needs to be saved!

(He falls into the water and Spyro dives down after him.)
(Spyro, before impact, raises his wings and starts flying above the water towards Dark who's getting taken by the flowing water.)

SPYRO: I need to know!
DARK SPYRO: You need help.
SPYRO: TELL ME!
DARK SPYRO: Not until you learn!
SPYRO: Stop saying that!
DARK SPYRO: I'm your dark side! You can't be dark too!
SPYRO: What did I do!?
DARK SPYRO: You'll never find out!

(Spyro looks ahead to see a waterfall not too far from Dark.)

SPYRO: No!

(Spyro swoops down and grabs hold of Dark's horn.)

DARK SPYRO: You think you'll get me to talk? You'll probably do something sick and twisted.
SPYRO: Shut up! Why are you trying to help me?!
DARK SPYRO: I'm not. I just feel you deserve to know about your dark past before I kill you.

(Spyro, now flying back towards the vault, slams Dark against the rocky cliff.)

SPYRO: You can't kill me. I'm you.
DARK SPYRO: Exactly, and I wanna be the only us.

(Dark headbutts Spyro's stomach then leaps up and digs his claws into his shoulders then headbutts him again in his face.)
(Dark dives down, still holding Spyro, slams him into the rock wall, but it unexpectedly breaks and they fall through into a dark, wet cave.)
(The rocks fall, blocking off their only escape.)
(Dark flies up and starts ramming into the rocks.)

SPYRO: Give up, we're trapped!

(Dark, at very fast speed, runs up to Spyro and puts a claw under his neck.)

DARK SPYRO: So I can kill you in peace now and nobody will never know.
SPYRO: Then how'll you get out?

(Dark retracts his claw.)

DARK SPYRO: You're smarter then I thought.
SPYRO: I'm you, remember.
DARK SPYRO: What are you saying.
SPYRO: We gotta work together.
DARK SPYRO: No. I'd rather kill you and be stuck in here.
SPYRO: If we don't work together nobody's getting out!

(Dark knocks Spyro away with his horns then spits out a fireball, hitting him in the snout.)
(Dark runs up to him, spits out another fireball, then uppercuts him in the snout, then throws him to the other side of the cave.)

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O.o write it now write it now write it now!

Also, if you want me to write any more drafts, let me know.
Also, here's an idea: an incident releases Darkness in the Ruins, and everyone turns into dark, black-and-silver, evil versions of themselves...
Except Flynn, who must find a way to undo this evil... facing the horrific... fact that he doesn't even know what's going on (he himself turns black-and-silver, but doesn't really notice). He thinks everyone's died their hair
And Quigley's been infected and turned into a hyper-mutated massive overlord of evil
Something like this horrid beast (put in spoilers just so no little children get nightmares ):

^ Wow! You have so many good ideas! With your help this'll be going on for a long time

"Dark Spyro Rises" continues here

DARK SPYRO: Maybe I'll use your dead horns as a shovel!

(Spyro leaps up and tackles Dark with his wings then kick flips him.)
(Dark chomps Spyro's left wing then snatches up his paw and smacks him with it.)
(Dark flies into the air then flips Spyro into the wall, making a small hole that was there before a little larger.)
(Water starts trickling in.)

SPYRO: There's water coming in. We have to work together or we'll drown!
DARK SPYRO: Nah, I'd still rather just kill you!

(Dark punches Spyro really hard repeatedly then kicks him across the cave.)

DARK SPYRO: You won't last much longer!
SPYRO: That's it!

(Spyro leaps into the air and scoops up Dark and slams him against the cave wall while shooting constant fireballs at him.)
(The cave was now halfway full of water.)

SPYRO: Only our strength combined can get us out!
DARK SPYRO: FINE! I'll help!
SPYRO: Good! C'mon!

(They go to the side opposite from the closed opening and begin using their horns to dig a passage.)
(The cave was almost full of water.)

DARK SPYRO: I feel something.

(He strikes it with his horns and water comes gushing from it, sending both Spyro's flying into the entrance, destroying the rocks and fall into the water, that's now rapidly rising.)
(Trigger Happy and Sunburn, flying above them swoop down and grab Spyro.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Spyro! What happened?
SPYRO: He's my evil clone. We were trapped in the cave and must have hit an old dam or something.

(A dark fireball barley misses them.)

SPYRO: That's Dark me, hurry!

(They start flying at full speed back towards the vault, Dark following closely behind, the water rising very quickly.)

SUNBURN: This is really bad!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Any chance we can save the gold?

(The land in front of the Secret Vault of Secrets, in the process of sinking.)
(The Alts and the originals (and Wham-Shell) are all running out of the vault.)

GNARLY TREE REX: Kay Altz, uz gon' bounce!

(They hop into a nearby Arkeyan helicopter and fly away.)

SPYRO: Everybody onto Cali's ship! We gotta g-

(Dark tackles Spyro and then both fall into the vault, now at an angle, so they both fall into the Iron Fist room, water shooting in and the room partway underwater.)

DARK SPYRO: You're not getting away that easily!

(Spyro spits out a fireball, hitting Dark in the wing, singing it.)

DARK SPYRO: You're finally bringing out your real strength! Time to see if it's enough!

(Dark spits fire all over the place, setting most of the room on fire.)

(Outside, Cali has herded everyone onto the ship except for Triggs.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: What about Spyro!?
CALI: We'll wait, but not for long, anyway, he can do this! He always does!
TRIGGER HAPPY: I'm goin' in after him!
CALI: No, Trigger Happpy, wai-

(Trigger Happy pushes Cali into the ship and runs inside towards Spyro.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Spyro!
SPYRO: Triggs!
DARK SPYRO: What's the matter? Can't take me on your own?

(Trigger Happy jumps down and throws a pot of gold at Dark, knocking him into toward the water, and he jumps at he last moment, back on his feet.)
(Spyro grabs dark by the wing and throws him at Triggs, who shoots him repeatedly his his gun, then uppercuts him with them.)
(Spyro grabs his tail and slams him repeatedly and Triggs jumps on top of him and surfs him into the water.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Had enough yet?

(Dark leaps out of the water and tackles Triggs and throws him at Spyro.)
(Dark smacks Spyro into a flaming vase, causing an explosion, causing half of the vault to collapse.)
(A large chunk of the wall breaks through and the vault starts sinking faster.)
(Trigger Happy slides under Dark and shoots him with his gun into the air.)
(Spyro flies up and clutches Dark by this horns.)

SPYRO: Tell me. Tell me NOW!

(The ceiling caves in and a chunk of it lands on them and they both fall into the water.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: SPYRO!

(Underwater, Dark scratches Spyro across his face and punches him downwards.)
(Spyro flip kicks Dark then pulls him underneath him.)
(Spyro swims up so both of their heads are just barley above the water.)

SPYRO: Tell me!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Spyro! We gotta go!

(The vault is falling apart and is barley above water.)

DARK SPYRO: NO! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!

(Dark punches Spyro across the face then kicks off of him and into the water.)

SPYRO: No!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Spyro, let's go!

(Spyro turns and picks up Triggs and flies through the collapsing hallway and out of the vault.)

SPYRO: START THE SHIP!

(The ship takes off into the air as Spyro and Triggs just barley land inside.)
(The last of the vault sinks underwater.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: What did you want him to tell you?
SPYRO: My dark past. Before I was a Skylander. And I'm not gonna stop 'till I find out what it is.


END OF EPISODE 13

Episode 14 "Presto Exchange-o"

(Shroomboom, Chop Chop, Boomer, Flashwing, Voodood, and Wrecking Ball are all sitting in a new van in front of the library on a stakeout.)

FLASHWING: UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH! This is SO boring!
CHOP CHOP: Don't worry Flashwing, it's almost over!
FLASHWING: Who are we watching for anyway?
CHOP CHOP: The Chompy Mage.
FLASHWING: Ya know he's walking in like right now right?
CHOP CHOP: Holy sheep! Let's get him!

(Chop Chop drives the van forward and hits the Chompy Mage before he starts climbing the stairs.)

CHOP CHOP: There! Now all we have to do is-

(A ton of green Chompies start swarming around the car.)

BOOMER: AH!
VOODOOD: Wrecking Ball, you hungry?
WRECKING BALL: I want me some spaghetti!
VOODOOD: How 'bout Chompies?
WRECKING BALL: Are they Spaghetti Chompies?
VOODOOD: NO! Why would they-
WRECKING BALL: I ain't eatin'!

(He jumps out of the van and eats a mouthful of twenty Chompies.)

VOODOOD: He makes absolutely NO SENSE!
CHOMPY MAGE: DON'T EAT ME! PRINGOLA FWEEKOLA SWITULA!

(All of the Skylanders freeze and slam into the Skylander closest to them (Chop Chop/Shroomboom, Flashwing/Boomer, and Voodood/Wrecking Ball).)
(They merge with each other and theirs brains switch with their partner.)

SHROOMBOOM[AS CHOP CHOP]: What happened? Why am I tall?
FLASHWING[AS BOOMER]: Why do I feel dirty? EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I'M BOOMER!!!!!
WRECKING BALL[AS VOODOOD]: Did we like switch bodies with each other and stuff?
CHOP CHOP[AS SHROOMBOOM]: I don't like this, but we gotta stop the Chompy Mage!

(Chop as Shroomy jumps out of the van and starts failing at shooting mushrooms.)

SHROOMBOOM(AS CHOP CHOP]: No! You have to aim then shoot!

(Shroom as Chop jumps out and stumbles around swinging his sword.)

CHOP CHOP[AS SHROOMBOOM]: No no no! Not like that!
VOODOOD[AS WRECKING BALL]: The Chompy Mage is getting away!

(He leaps forward and fails at a flip kick.)

VOODOOD[AS WRECKING BALL]: Why are your limbs so tiny!

(Chompy Mage knocks him away and teleports out of there.)

BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: Oh my gosh! I'm beautiful!

(Boom and Flash jumps outside and starts spinning around and slams into a light post.)

FLASHWING[AS BOOMER]: I'm disgusting!

(Flash as Boom punches a Chompy away and falls over.)

FLASHWING[AS BOOMER]: I'm not used to walking on two feet! Do you have two left feet?
BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: Yes! I'm also bowlegged and eight toes on one foot and three on the other!

(Wreck as V is logrolling over Chompies.)

WRECKING BALL[AS VOODOOD]: Your limbs are like too long! I can't walk on my feet and stuff!

(Shroomy as Chop is stumbling around barley staying on his feet.)

SHROOMBOOM[AS CHOP CHOP]: Your legs are too thin and long! Your chest and head are so heavy!

(He falls over and Chop and Shroomy takes out the last Chompy by smacking it with his slingshot.)

CHOP CHOP[AS SHROOMBOOM]: I'm gonna call Double Trouble to come pick us up in his hippie van.

(An hour later, they're in Double Trouble apartment, learning how to walk on their new feet.)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga Booga I can turn you back! Ooga Booga but there are certain things I lack. Give me a day and it'll be done, that's a fact!
FLASHWING[AS BOOMER]: So I'm stuck as Boomer until your spell's done?
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Yup.

(She falls onto the ground.)
(She jumps up and grabs Boom as Flash around the neck.)

FLASHWING[AS BOOMER]: Listen to me Boomer. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE with a cherry on top don't make my look bad! I have a date tonight!
BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: So......... I have a date tonight!
FLASHWING[AS BOOMER]: Ugh...... yes.
BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: YESH! Slam Bam, Trigger Happy, Pop Fizz, Bouncer, Eruptor, and Terrafin all owe me five dollars! Wait, who's it with?
FLASHWING: It's with a nice dragon, he has rock like skin covered in gems. And I REALLY like him!
BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: So my first date is with a dude? Dang it! Now I owe Ignitor five bucks!
FLASHWING: Please don't mess this up!
BOOMER: Okay, I'll try!
FLASHWING: You know what, just come with me to my place!
BOOMER: I'm going to a girl's apartment? Now even more people owe me five bucks!

(They leave.)

CHOP CHOP[AS SHROOMBOOM]: I also had plans tonight.
SHROOMBOOM[AS CHOP CHOP]: Really? I have a date too?
CHOP CHOP: Actually, you're gonna be slaying a dragon.

(Shroom as Chop drop to his knees and drops his sword and shield.)

SHROOMBOOM: Why-
CHOP CHOP: I lost a bet, come with me and we'll train.

(They leave.)

WRECKING BALL[AS VOODOOD]: What am I gonna do?

(V as Wreck looks out of the window and runs towards the door.)

VOODOOD[AS WRECKING BALL]: Help me stop the Chompy Mage from wrecking the place!

(They run out and pass Flameslinger who is running towards Stealth Elf, who is down the hall.)

FLAMESLINGER: Hey! Stealth Elf!
STEALTH ELF: Oh hi Flameslinger!
FLAMESLINGER: I just rented Elf, and I know you wanted to see it so, wanna come over to my place and watch it with me?
STEALTH ELF: C-c-come to your place? YEAH! Yeah yeah sure!

(They go into his apartment.)

(Wrecking Dood and Vooball run into the lobby.)

VOODOOD[WB]: Where's Chompy Mage?
WRECKING BALL[V]: Look out!

(Wreck as V leaps forward and deflects a magic blast with his axe, but then falls onto coffee table and falls onto the floor.)

CHOMPY MAGE: Well I see my body swapping spell is treating you well!
VOODOOD: Why you little-!

(Chompy Mage throws a magic bomb at V and Wreck and he rolls away, slamming into the wall in the process.)
(Chompy Mage blasts him and he bounces off of the wall and bounces around until he lands in a potted plant.)

CHOMPY MAGE: That was MUCH easier then normal!

(He walks down the hall.)

(Flameslinger and Stealth Elf finish watching the movie.)

STEALTH ELF: That was SO funny!
FLAMESLINGER: I know!
STEALTH ELF: Thank you Flameslinger!
FLAMESLINGER: No problem.

(They stare at each other, then lean in, Flameslinger takes off Stealth Elf's bandana and they kiss.)
(Chompy Mage casts a spell and walks in unnoticed.)

CHOMPY MAGE: PRINGOLA FWEEKOLA SWITULA!

(Flameslinger and Stealth Elf, since already close because they were kissing, just switch bodies without even noticing and just keep kissing.)

CHOMPY MAGE: Holy spark, get a room! Well I guess they had one before I came in.

(He leaves and starts walking down the hall.)
(They finally stop kissing and lean away from each other.)
(They look up at each other and frown.)

FLAMESLINGER[AS STEALTH ELF]: Wut.
STEALTH ELF[AS FLAMESLINGER]: Why did we switch bodies when we kissed?

(StealthSlinger kisses FlameElf again then leans back to see if they changed back.)
(They kiss again, and they fail.)

STEALTH ELF: Maybe it happened a different way. Even though I really liked that.

(Chompy Mage floats into Stump Smash's room, again unnoticed, and he's playing cards with Chill.)

CHOMPY MAGE: PRINGOLA FW- I don't wanna say this anymore. SWITCH Y'ALL!

(They switch bodies and he leaves.)
(Chill as Stumpy falls on the ground.)

CHILL[AS STUMPY]: I can't lift my hands! Your hands?!?
STUMPY[AS CHILL] I have fingers!

(He waves his (her) arms all over the place.)

STUMPY[CHILL]: I can move my hands with ease!

(Chompy Mage goes in Fright Rider's room.)

CHOMPY MAGE: Switch!

(Fright switches bodies with Rider.)

FRIGHT[AS RIDER]: Kaaw kaw raaaaack kuh kaw! (Let's see how YOU like it!)

(Chompy Mage goes in Hex's room, where Ghost Roaster is trolling her for ghost food.)

CHOMPY MAGE: Switch!

(Ghost Roaster and Hex switch bodies.)

HEX[AS GHOST ROASTER]: I can't move. I'm stuck! I can't move!

(GhoRo as Hex is licking himself.)

GHOST ROASTER[AS HEX]: I'm delicious!

(Chompy Mage flies down the hallway and turns invisible before running into Eruptor and Jet-Vac.)

CHOMPY MAGE: Switch!

(Eruptor and Jet-Vac switch places.)

JET-VAC[AS ERUPTOR]: What in the world? I think our bodies were switched! Why don't you have any fingers?
ERUPTOR[AS JET-VAC]: Does that mean I suck now?