A series involving Shroomboom and s2chopchop as the main characters and bouncer and s1 flameslinger as side characters. Will also feature cameos from skylanders too! First entry real soon!
Chapter 1: Prologue
Prologue
Chapter 2: A Trip to Scalpers Island
2-1: A Trip To Scalpers Island
2-2: Surviving A Scalpers Ferry
Chapter 3: The Scalpers Island
3-1: Lightning Strikes Twice
3-2: Secrets of a Scalper
3-3: ???
Chapter 4: ???
4-1: ???
4-2: ???
4-3: ???
4-4: ???
Chapter 5: ???
5-1: ???
5-2: ???
5-3: ???
5-4: ???
5-5: ???
Epilogue
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#2 Posted: 19:56:52 13/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Prologue- Part 1
A while ago there were 4 skylanders:ShroomBoom, Chop Chop, Bouncer and Flameslinger. They were captured by a evil scalper who had a record for most money made from scalping skylanders. This is the whole story of how it happened... 5am...  Yawn.  Yawn. Yawn. What is wrong with you guys? Thats the 97th time in 4 minutes youve said that! Me? Being stuck here with this jerk of a mushroom everyday! WHAT!? Im a fungi to be with! All: Boooooo! Wait till I rocket you to death! If we werent stuck together i would put you on a pizza! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... Be quiet and freeze you two, the store opens in 5 mins at 7am! and blahblahblahblahblahblahblahRINGRINGRINGRING! Gah! Freeze guys here come the wild ones! WHO!? KIDS!*kids rush in*  Hope im-*kid throws prism break at the skylanders* Oh come on! and little runts... Freedom! Sayonara skylanders! I WONT miss him. Such a bossyboots...eh Bouncer? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? HE WAS THE ONLY ROBOT APART FROM ME!*thumping noises*  Check out the old dude coming over! Eh?All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A S-S-S-S-SCALPER! Scalper:hmm... Score...a blue blotch on the nose of the elf... What? Oh... HEY! FYI my name is flameslinger!Scalper: a black eye on the robot...intresting... Terrafin punched me!Scalper: A yellow trail of paint on the knight... ...Low-life... Im home free!Scalper: And a overdose of red on the mushroom fungi... See? He uses terrible puns too...(homer simpson voice) DOH!!!*scalper buys them* All: WE ARE TOAST! *scalper drives off*  zzzz.. WHUZZAT? What did i miss? A lot of things Pop Fizz, a lot of things... good luck guys... HEY SCALPER! I HAVE 64 PAINT BOTCHES! TAKE ME INSTEAD! ...987: To be continued!
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#8 Posted: 20:45:56 14/11/2012 | Topic Creator
A Trip To Scalpers Island- Part 2-1
Our heroes have been captured by the evil scalper and are being taken to Scalpers Island. But they had a very different reaction to the scalper... 9am... We have been well and truly scalped guys! I know that shroomboom, dont point it out... Hey, I wonder where we are-*BUMP* BLECHHH! Eww! Not in the packaging Shroomboom!  ARE YOU CARSICK OR SOMETHING!? You got it over me! Not a pretty sight to see.... Hey guys, look! The ocean... a beautiful sight. No, I was talking about the Chinese restaurant. andjdoebwodnfgdieosjs... I never thought i would say this... you are a fungi Shroomboom! OMG! Flameslinger just joked! And I can finally text Spyro that you joked...YES! Don't...*hand gets closer* NOOOOOO! He was joking! By the way bad pun... Hey guys, you feelin the heat? *voice dried up* Hh hh oooll yy cow! Guys! Look! An Indian takeaway now? Hmm... I do feel peckish for a kebab...All but A FERRY! Unlucky...I get seasick... This one time-Enough information, bouncyball! Why you little! HOW DARE YOU INSULT A GIANT STRONGER THAN TREE REX AND CRUSHER!? Oh my sword... This isn't an ordinary ferry... It's a- SCALPERS FERRY!!!!!(which I would like to blow up.)Scalpers:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! MONEY FOR BAD PAINT JOBS! Skylanders:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NEVER GONNA GET PLAYED WITH! Dog:WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF! *ferry sails away* Hey, a kid... Oh its the store assistant. HEY! Who are putting in front of me!?* assistant puts fright rider on shelf*  So there was this jousting tournament and I blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah... SHUT UP FRIGHT RIDER!987 To be continued! Part 2-2 coming soon!
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#18 Posted: 12:08:31 19/01/2013 | Topic Creator
Sorry, I have just been busy. But, during this writers block, I was able to finally finish Chapter 2-2! Here it is...FINALLY.
Part 2-2: Surviving a Scalpers Ferry: The Skylanders have boarded the Scalperia, a rotten ferry for scalpers. Will they hold their breath or lose out? Read on... The smell! (In processor: WARNING: SMELL LEVEL TOO HIGH!) Shroom alive, this is rotten to the core. Hey, I am a S1, how do you think I feel? And I am stuck with... I get the point Chop Chop... stop repeating yourself. Hmph... low-life robot.In the dining area, 5 minutes after boarding... Wonder whats on the menu... *gets a closer look*, EVERYONE COVER YOUR EARS!Waiter: Monsieur scalper, would ze like le pizza? PIZZA!? EEEKKKKKKK!!*screams like little girl*... Shut up, you will blow our cover! Make it stop! Make it stop!Scalper: I'm outta this dump! 7 hours later in the theatre... Announcer: Well scalpers, last event of the night! The Scalping Skylanders Song! We have feelings too, jerks!Oh..... Lets all... Scalp a Skylander! Scalp A Skylander! Scalp Skylanders until our wallet breaks! 2 minutes later... Scalpers: WOO! AWESOME! ROCKIN! etc. The Skylanders: BOO! TERRIBLE! LAME-O! Announcer: GASP! A Scalper hates the song! *gang of scalpers gang up on the scalper* Scalper: Uh oh... At 5am... Announcer: Please get ready to jump off this ship onto Scalpers Island because our giant flying robot gorillas will eat the boat up in 2 minutes. Scalpers: WE ARE GONNA DIE!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! * everyone jumps off* Rust ahoy, I'm afraid...*Lands on the island* Gulp... here goes gals..., and : AHEM!?At the store... Plan A on rescuing them. Any ideas? WE BAKE A PIE! Idiot bird rider...*Gill tosses plan A in the Trash* 987: To be continued next week!
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#23 Posted: 20:19:04 11/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Finally, Chapter 3 begins!
Chapter 3-1: Lightning Strikes Twice After arriving at Scalpers Island, the group of Skylanders get to know the Island better. But at the store, an old friend turns up to everyones surprise... Whilst in the Scalpers car (again)... And...CLEAR! Whu...!*lasers hit Shroom Boom* *weakly* "Dude...what did you do that for!? You screamed and fainted along the way. You know, Zap should have been in this waste of a Battle Pack instead of me. But I only screamed 19 times, Chop Chop! Can't we just be... Friends? Not in your life. Ahem. Ahem. AHEM. What, you have a cough? No, twit, look at those buildings! Are they rescue ships? Are they weapon makers? Are they replicas of Toys for Bob and Vicarious Visions? Why would you say that our rulers (Spyro aside) would do that? These are really...Durr...(Chop Chop clicks his fingers)...! Oh! These are the buildings where Skylanders go through they're final moments of happiness before being scalped and sold on Evilbay or the other scalping site. ...English? *facepalm*...*sighs*... The Skylanders get shipped. You mean couple-wise or... ... I really hate you all! Before the inevitable argument, what is that building over there? That is the Scalpers Scone Factory. Apparently, the scalpers like scones. Cool. Anyway... Onto the argument. Ahem...*CONSTANT FEROCIOUS ARGUING*... BUT! All: A LIGHTNING BOLT! Scalper: Blimey! But screw that; I'm at my Scalpers Lair! All: *STILL CONSTANTLY ARGUING* At the store... IS THE PIE BAKED? Fright Rider, you have wasted 7 of our plans! Let me at him...*the lightning bolt strikes* All in the store: *SCREAM* Guys, look who just came back, the guy who left this burned area here on the shelf.????: Yes, I have returned. Lightning strikes twice, you know.  It can't be... you?987: To be continued!Sorry for the wait guys. I will need time to finish these parts but I promise, you won' t have to wait two months for Part 3-2! Please be patient!
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#27 Posted: 16:24:51 23/04/2013 | Topic Creator
I have to delay 3-2 to Wednesday because I did write some of it but my internet went offline totally and I had to delay it.But, I do have a chapter list up now! Right here and I will add it to Post 1 near the end of the 5 part series.
Chapter 1: Prologue Prologue Chapter 2: A Trip to Scalpers Island 2-1: A Trip To Scalpers Island 2-2: Surviving A Scalpers Ferry Chapter 3: The Scalpers Island 3-1: Lightning Strikes Twice 3-2: Secrets of a Scalper 3-3: ??? Chapter 4: ??? 4-1: ??? 4-2: ??? 4-3: ??? 4-4: ??? Chapter 5: ??? 5-1: ??? 5-2: ??? 5-3: ??? 5-4: ??? 5-5: ??? Epilogue The list will be updated over time. And thanks to Sleepy for reminding me to write the series. Please keep reading! 987
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