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Got any Spyro Jokes? [CLOSED]
Kariana Emerald Sparx Gems: 3057
#1 Posted: 21:09:57 25/01/2013 | Topic Creator
Have you made or heard any funny Spyro jokes? I can give an example myself I saw on a YouTube comment, it went like this: *School bell rings* *Says in Spyro 1 Dragon's voice: "Thank you for releasing me!"* I always get a laugh from that one.
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#2 Posted: 03:56:43 26/01/2013
Spyro is a game about giving character third degree burns. *rimshot*
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miniquiny999 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4456
#3 Posted: 00:45:54 29/01/2013
How do you exterminate sheep?
Call smilie

Lol so obvious but it's all I got.
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Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11281
#4 Posted: 14:47:51 29/01/2013
I tend to use that caveman's line from GtG and YotD when somehting unpleasant happens in funny manner. I also tend to imitate voice actor's voice at the same time when I say that.

"Oh no, he started his bone dance again!"

No one gets that, tough. So situations usually end up in amazed, uncomfortable or awkward silence. Or all at the same time.
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Crivtox Red Sparx Gems: 93
#5 Posted: 15:18:05 29/01/2013
Quote: Project_Unnamed
I tend to use that caveman's line from GtG and YotD when somehting unpleasant happens in funny manner. I also tend to imitate voice actor's voice at the same time when I say that.

"Oh no, he started his bone dance again!"

No one gets that, tough. So situations usually end up in amazed, uncomfortable or awkward silence. Or all at the same time.


I HAVE to try that.
When a friend says he did something that isn't quite as impressive as they think but they look so proud of it, I always say: "And I suppose you want an orb for that..." It's supposed to be what that guy from Cloud Temples by the ice power-up says, but I don't know what he says in the english version.
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SamXala Gold Sparx Gems: 2398
#6 Posted: 19:52:38 29/01/2013
^Ahh you mean this quote?:

"I suppose you want an orb for doing that. Well I'm afraid not. There's still one bell left. You can get to it by using the whirlwind behind me."

Anyway, everytime when I saw my mom making some soup I start laughing because I accidentaly remember a very funny quote from Glug (Skelos Badlands), after you get the Talisman he says:

"If you don't know what to do with the talisman... maybe you could make a nice soup with it." smilie!!!
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#7 Posted: 19:27:59 30/01/2013
What do you call an idiot with horns?
bash. smilie
SamXala Gold Sparx Gems: 2398
#8 Posted: 00:41:46 31/01/2013
^ahhh What? I don't get it...
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#9 Posted: 00:58:08 31/01/2013
What is the name of a purple dragon?
Spyr-*shot*
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TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#10 Posted: 08:02:03 31/01/2013
Quote: SamXala
^ahhh What? I don't get it...



He's a Skylander
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#11 Posted: 19:32:20 31/01/2013
There's this site I'm addicted to, it has anime porn, gold dragons, religion wars, bouncy balls and ponies. Guess what it's called?

smilie , of course,
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oh my god
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#12 Posted: 19:33:42 31/01/2013
Quote: Jaggedstar
There's this site I'm addicted to, it has anime porn, gold dragons, religion wars, bouncy balls and ponies. Guess what it's called?

smilie , of course,



smilie LOOOOOOL!
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Wojowu Yellow Sparx Gems: 1415
#13 Posted: 19:42:08 31/01/2013
Quote: Jaggedstar
There's this site I'm addicted to, it has anime porn, gold dragons, religion wars, bouncy balls and ponies. Guess what it's called?

smilie , of course,



Sooo trueee
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crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5783
#14 Posted: 05:55:57 01/02/2013
Quote: Jaggedstar
There's this site I'm addicted to, it has anime porn, gold dragons, religion wars, bouncy balls and ponies. Guess what it's called?

smilie , of course,



This... is pure gold.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#15 Posted: 00:17:04 02/02/2013
Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: Jaggedstar
There's this site I'm addicted to, it has anime porn, gold dragons, religion wars, bouncy balls and ponies. Guess what it's called?

smilie , of course,



smilie LOOOOOOL!



Quote: Wojowu
Quote: Jaggedstar
There's this site I'm addicted to, it has anime porn, gold dragons, religion wars, bouncy balls and ponies. Guess what it's called?

smilie , of course,



Sooo trueee



Quote: crystalhero37
Quote: Jaggedstar
There's this site I'm addicted to, it has anime porn, gold dragons, religion wars, bouncy balls and ponies. Guess what it's called?

smilie , of course,



This... is pure gold.



*Bows*
Why thank you smilie
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oh my god
SamXala Gold Sparx Gems: 2398
#16 Posted: 01:26:49 02/02/2013
^LOL smilie!!!!

@TorchSheep: Aahh I know Bash is a Skylander but I didn't get the joke ._.
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JCW555 Hunter Gems: 9352
#17 Posted: 02:00:32 02/02/2013
What is Spyro's favorite song?

"Fire" by the Ohio Players
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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
fireofexile Blue Sparx Gems: 703
#18 Posted: 02:38:57 02/02/2013
Quote: DragonCamo
What is the name of a purple dragon?
Spyr-*shot*


What comes after a joke where someone gets shot?
A ri-*shot*
Edd Red Sparx Gems: 87
#19 Posted: 03:04:19 02/02/2013
Quote: SamXala
@TorchSheep: Aahh I know Bash is a Skylander but I didn't get the joke ._.


[User Posted Image]

He's bashing Bash (pun kinda intended). He's saying Bash is an idiot with horns, since Bash has horns. Not much to get.
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#20 Posted: 03:50:07 03/02/2013
Cheetah logic:

[User Posted Image]
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#21 Posted: 03:54:32 03/02/2013
HIR....you basiclly just dised your self
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#22 Posted: 04:20:36 03/02/2013
Well it's only natural, as I am a moron, after all. <.<;
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Kariana Emerald Sparx Gems: 3057
#23 Posted: 04:48:12 03/02/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: HIR
Cheetah logic:

[User Posted Image]

I saw this the other day, it gave me a laugh.
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SuperSpyroFan Diamond Sparx Gems: 9850
#24 Posted: 14:28:12 03/02/2013
Quote: Kariana
Quote: HIR
Cheetah logic:

[User Posted Image]

I saw this the other day, it gave me a laugh.



Spyro! So cute!

And yeah, it is quite funny.
That's kind of like an inside joke though, because Hunter is meant to bring some kind of comic relief to the game.
onyxshards Red Sparx Gems: 59
#25 Posted: 13:45:29 10/02/2013
oh memebase...
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#26 Posted: 23:57:31 21/03/2013
bump. we need more!
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Kariana Emerald Sparx Gems: 3057
#27 Posted: 10:55:37 22/03/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Jaggedstar
bump. we need more!

True, true. I actually thought this topic died.
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sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#28 Posted: 22:49:39 22/03/2013
Classic Spyro is so much better than LoS Spyro because he's got 99 problems and a ***** ain't one of them!

(I actually like the two Spyros the same, as well as their games. This is just a joke an old friend of mine, Skorpion, used to tell)
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NEW_SpyroLUVA Emerald Sparx Gems: 3308
#29 Posted: 09:08:58 23/03/2013
The Cynder fan craze was once the worst aspect of the Spyro fanbase. All the raging and tantrums on the forums gave me a headache like I'd been hit with a Cynderblock.

http://batlover800.deviantart....Block-178480992
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 09:09:40 23/03/2013 by NEW_SpyroLUVA
Wojowu Yellow Sparx Gems: 1415
#30 Posted: 07:52:57 24/03/2013
^This is... weird
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Any Osu fan here?
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#31 Posted: 14:50:01 24/03/2013
It's a rage coming... with Spyro. 0.o;
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#32 Posted: 21:30:36 25/03/2013
Whats a Sheep's biggest fear?

Sparx.
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
papa123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1372
#33 Posted: 00:27:38 26/03/2013
What does Sparx like to try to crush with his finger?
The Destroyer.
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