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Quote: Zithdaitoh

ALREADY YOU ARE FALLING FOR IT. Even if I am defeated in the process, SO MUCH ELSE WILL BE DESTROYED AS WELL. And I will ONLY COME BACK AGAIN LATER. YOU CANNOT DESTROY ME.

Is that so?
What makes you think I'm simply going to destroy the shell of your body?

*Daylight turns to a faint red night in a near instant, the moon seems to be a pale red orb looming over the forest*

'It's amazing what you can do with two reflection spells'

Do you not know a Goddess of destruction when you see one?!

Quote: Skyhunter

*Prior to the battle between the two alicorns, Treetop had used portals to escape to the moon, thinking he would be safe up there.*
Well, I guess I'm the first squibbon on the moon.
One small step for squid, one giant leap for squidkind!
*The moon becomes enveloped in a gray glow.*
Wh-what's going on?
*He looks down to see the Earth zooming toward him at an alarmingly fast pace*
Looks like she went berserk.... I'm going to start screaming now.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[I didn't state that the moon was heading for the planet]

[so I leave the games... And this reaches its 20th page.... Dang]

I AM BUT A PART of Chronidian ITSELF. WHEN DESTROYED, that part will inevitably REGENERATE. AS FOR BEING A so-called 'goddess of destruction'... WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE more powerful than CHRONIDIAN? IT IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL.

WHETHER YOU INTEND TO MERELY destroy the shell of my body or not IS IRRELEVANT. I WILL RETURN REGARDLESS. And Shadows of Chronidian ARE INCOMPREHENSIBLE BY THEIR VERY NATURE. You seem to think that you can DESTROY ME WITH POWERS OF DESTRUCTION, which are inherently EVIL. LET ME INFORM YOU, THIS IS NOT THE CASE.

*grabs laser*

Quote: Zithdaitoh

I AM BUT A PART of Chronidian ITSELF. WHEN DESTROYED, that part will inevitably REGENERATE. AS FOR BEING A so-called 'goddess of destruction'... WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE more powerful than CHRONIDIAN? IT IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL.

WHETHER YOU INTEND TO MERELY destroy the shell of my body or not IS IRRELEVANT. I WILL RETURN REGARDLESS. And Shadows of Chronidian ARE INCOMPREHENSIBLE BY THEIR VERY NATURE. You seem to think that you can DESTROY ME WITH POWERS OF DESTRUCTION, which are inherently EVIL. LET ME INFORM YOU, THIS IS NOT THE CASE.

Getting a little ahead of yourself I see...
Chronidian can't be the source of all evil, I exist, don't I?

*Her horn lights up, but nothing seems to happen, it maintains it's glow*

Pfffff Source of all evil? You understand that Good and Evil are creations of perspective, are you not, it's merely what one is doing, and how other perceive it.

I could cast th-

Why are we exchanging monologues? Highly unnecessary, Being what we are, monologues are perfectly boring.

INDEED. I GROW TIRED OF TALKING. Make your move.

SO BE IT

*A very large cake, three times the size of Metaliform suddenly crashes down upon him*
*Booming laughter could be heard*

I had you sooo worked up with your boasting about being part of this unimaginable evil that-

*More laughter could be heard*

Ooh my... You entertain me very much so, Metaliform.
Perfect test subject and all.

[Pfft, NICE. I like it!]

*Metalliform clears off the cake with a large explosion*
HMPH. GIVEN OVER to pranks, ARE YOU?

"We need a new Tactic."

Quote: Zithdaitoh

[Pfft, NICE. I like it!]

*Metalliform clears off the cake with a large explosion*
HMPH. GIVEN OVER to pranks, ARE YOU?

Yes, oh my stars, yes...

Destroying everything is a boring idea.
Doesn't stop me from reforming the planet, but certainly a goddess of destruction is entitled to a little fun here and there?

Any second now...

*The ground starts shaking lightly, like an earthquake*

Talking about reforming the planet, I have already started.

*Zelda and I fall over*

Navi: ERMAGERD EARTHQUERK!

*I jump up*

Magic spell time!

*Sword surrounds with orange energy and I do a 360 slash at Metalliform*

*punches the crap out of link*

WHY!

*Ganondorf comes out of nowhere and picks up Eye Brawl and runs far, far, far, far, far, far, far away and throws you into a well with millions of things to punch that aren't trying to save people.*

*Metalliform fires another laser at Link, this one being even stronger than before*

*punches the crap out of unicorn*

[Are you talking about a specific unicorn or just a random unicorn?]

Quote: X-Treme

*punches the crap out of unicorn*

one specific robot unicorn.....

......
*insert heavy smack here*

[You should know that getting close to Metalliform is a extremely bad idea due to his great strength]

*eye blasts robot unicorn*

*doesn't take much damage*
YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH MY TIME, IDIOT.

*kills robot unicorn*

that should do it.

[oy, no, that can't happen. I'm going to ignore that. You're not going to ruin my fun here with icedragon333.]

STUPID CREATURE. YOU CAN'T KILL ME.

This is interesting... say Metaliform, care to unite to purge this world of a common pest?
I never liked sentient eyes really...

*She trailed off, and the chuckle that followed could unnerve evil incarnate*

*sets up devious plan to kill unicorn couple*

Unicorn? UNICORN?!

WE ARE NOT PETTY UNICORNS!

I WILL CAST YOU ASUNDER FOR THIS INSULT!

THIS PATHETIC BEING IS INDEED A PEST. Purging it first would be quite appropriate.

~dawwww. you guys are sooo cute together! :3~

*shoots awesome light beams from horns*

Quote: X-Treme

~dawwww. you guys are sooo cute together! :3~

......I WILL MAKE YOUR DEATH EXTREMELY SLOW AND PAINFUL FOR THAT.

*summons eye minions to kill unicorn couple*

Oh thank Cthulhu. I'm alive! I'm not even going to ask how I was breathing on the moon. Now, to stop Metalliform from destroying my home!

[I know, I know. I already used a Cthulhu joke. Sue me for being uncreative, why don't you?]

*Metalliform opens his mouth and emits a strange, loud scream at the eye minions, which was capable of tearing apart entire structures*

*eye minions blast unicorn, unaffected by screech*

[you kidding me? one doesn't simply shrug off an attack like that from such a extremely powerful entity as Metalliform]

eye brawl simply replies: "my minions and i lack ears. duh"

Quote: X-Treme

eye brawl simply replies: "my minions and i lack ears. duh"

[It doesn't matter. It's not deafening you. THE FORCE OF THE SCREECH ITSELF TEARS YOUR BODY APART.]

['Sides, the sound part wouldn't kill you anyway.]

: "well, i am already split between an eye and my body. so, time for your DOOM!" *blasts eye laser, and minions join in*

*Metalliform raises a shield to defend himself, and seems to simply absorb the energy*

*Mare Mortuum laughed at the silly antics of the eye*

My my, Metaliform, everyone seems to be focusing on what is currently the lesser evil at the moment, I know for a fact that I have re-awoken three extinct volcanoes.

'Oh... I'm going to have a lot of fun on this world!'

FINE. YOU DO THAT. *Metalliform sends the stored energy back as a massive laser blast*

*Goes to fight the Cluster*

: JOIN ME, WEIRD THING!!!!

Quote: Zithdaitoh

FINE. YOU DO THAT. *Metalliform sends the stored energy back as a massive laser blast*

Well, best get back to that mountain.... Citadels don't build themselves!

*Mare Mortuum teleported with an explosion of fire that quickly expanded, shaking the ground too*

*beats up unicorn*

Quote: Zithdaitoh

FINE. YOU DO THAT. *Metalliform sends the stored energy back as a massive laser blast*

[this was meant as a response to X-Treme as well, mmhm.]

[Eh, I knew who the blast was directed to]

[X-Treme didn't seem to respond to it, so that's why I quoted it]

*The mountain in the near distance seemed to shake, then rise, then shatter. It was being reformed violently, tall walls of stone seemed to rise around it. Mare Mortuum truly was building a citadel*

'Should I add lava just for the effect? Nah.... bad idea, I like forests'

[don't like having to wait for X-Treme here...]

[I hope you don't object to this]

'Oh I'm a cheeky little devil, I think that's a good idea'

*She teleports back to Metaliform, right behind him actually, takes hold of him with her magic in a near instant, and with a thick accent she speaks*

We Go!

*And teleports halfway to the mountain she is altering, roughly two and a half miles*
*And promptly drops Metaliform into a cake three times his size, she collapses in uncontrollable laughter*