darkSpyro

This is getting better and better....

At the store....

Legendary Jet Vac: And why is your packaging covered in vomit?

Flashwing: because morning breath.

Legendary Jet Vac: oh, that? We had the Dora garlic last night!

Sonic Boom: OMG YOU ARE CORRUPTING THE SOULS OF MY LITTLE ANGELS!

Legendary Jet Vac: you realize we're not even talking to you, right?

Flashwing: sonic boom, do your kids play in the sports section?

Sonic Boom: OMG STOP BEING SO EVIL!

Legendary Slam Bam: That's it, I'm coming to the boom lady.....

*LSB beats the crap out of sonic boom*

Boomer: what the hell was that?

Legendary Stealth Elf: IT WAS MY JEANS!

Boomer: SLAM BAM, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

meanwhile.....

Sprocket: what should we do?

Bash: Errorfin's still here.

Sprocket: HEY ERRORFIN,

Swarm: EEEEENNNNNNOOOOOUUUUGGGGGH! LEAVE ZE POOR TOY ALONE!

Bash: Swarm?

Swarm: SILENCE

do moar

this is AWESOME!

*store opens*

Terrafin: I hope I get bought....

At the house....

*zap, cynder, and warnado stand at a starting line*

Wrecking ball: GO!

*all 3 set off in a race*

In the girls isle....

Cynder: why do girls these days not FREAKING NOTICE US?

*man walks down the isle*

Tree Rex: is he a father, or some creep?

Man: HEY!

*man picks up kit*

Cynder: YESSSSSS

Man: THIS PAINTED EYE TREE REX OS GONNA MAKE ME RICH!

Cynder/Tree Rex/Punch Pop Fizz: SCALPER!!

*scalper buys kit*

On the main display...

Gill Grunt: Finally! We're OUT!

Hex: boo-yah!

LC Drobot: YYYAAAAAAAAYYYYY

LC Eruptor: BRWAAAAAAAAAAAA

Boomer: what the heck?

*kid comes in*

Kid: look!

*kid points to electronics*

Boomer: oh come on! Wasn't he here yesterday?

Crusher: Yeah!

Boomer: Hey there! I didn't see you yesterday!

Crusher: Yeah....

Boomer: dude, you're upside down!

Crusher: yeah. I am.

Boomer: do you think you'll get scalped?

Crusher: eeyup.

Slam Bam: WAIT WHAT?

Crusher: HOW YOU LIKE THEM GIANTS

Slam Bam: OH COME ON!

Boomer: what the hell?

Trigger Happy: i'm here!

Boomer: we weren't talking to you!

In the electronics........

Swarm: Terrafin, it'z okay.

Terrafin: I hope we get bought.....

Swarm: we're hooked together, man.

*kid comes over*

Kid: wave 2!

*kid buys swarm, Terrafin, flashwing, sprocket, bash, and flameslinger*

Swarm: Za!

Terrafin: YES!!

Bash: YAAAAAY!

*kid sees lightcores in main display*

Kid: a LC jet-vac!

*kid buys all 4 lightcores*

LC Prism Break: YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

LC Jet-Vac: YESH!!?!

Shroomboom: Hey, what's with the women?

Chop Chop: OH NO.

All: CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!!!!!!

*all run around and panic*

Slam Bam: This is TERRIBLE!

Ghost Roaster: We're not gonna get played with for MONTHS!

Crusher: What's so bad?

Ignitor: well, if we are bought, we get stored away untill Christmas!

Shroomboom: Now what are we gonna do?

Chop Chop: I don't know!

Boomer: GUYS! We just stay calm!

Shroomboom: I have an all red top....

Chop Chop: WE'RE SCREWED!

Gill Grunt: HERE THEY COME!

*moms pick up various skylanders and put them on portal*

Hex: stay calm.... Stay calm....

Stump Smash: TAKE ME INSTEAD!

Whirlwind: Look! A wave 2!

Mom: He's been looking for these....

*mom buys Hex, Stump Smash, and Whirlwind*

Stump Smash: Uh Oh.

Hex: I hope she has some other stuff in the basement...

Mom: Lightcore Eruptor....

LC Eruptor: oh no...

LC Eruptor: oh no...

Shroomboom: Uh Oh....

*GC gets picked up by mom*

*other mom notices*

Mom: OH NO, THAT'S GOING UNDER MY TREE!

Mom: OH REALLY?

Mom: OH HELL NO!

*two moms fight over GC*

Boomer: what in the name of the fan base is going on over there?

Crusher: TAKE HIM INSTEAD!

Boomer: What?

*boomer looks at moms placing crusher on portal*

Sprocket: WAIT, WHAT?

Boomer: DUDE, YOU'RE ****ING SHINING!

*cue dramatic reveal of sparkle variant sprocket*

Sprocket: oh.....

Flameslinger: Ha Ha Ha!

*flameslinger gets bought*

I drew your pic!

Thanks.

WHY IS THIS DEAD?

Quote: Sleepy0429

WHY IS THIS DEAD

Finally! A sensible post from Sleepy! Except you need a ?.

*Bumps.*

I'll post more of this soon.

Please do....... It's awesome

Many days later....

Flameslinger: Ha Ha Ha!

*flameslinger gets bought*

Flameslinger: NOOOOO!

Sprocket: Ugh! Now I'll never be bought!

Boomer: well.... I always look back on something Voodood used to tell me.

Sprocket: what?

Boomer: machines don't have spare parts. Every part has a purpose. So if the world is a big machine, we all have a purpose.

Sprocket: But why haven't we been bought yet?

Legendary Trigger Happy: because the world lost the instructions!

Boomer: wait, you're still here?

L-Trigger Happy: yeah! AAAAAND....

*L-Trigger Happy points to a huge line wrapped around the building*

Boomer: HOLY ****!

Ghost Roaster: BLACK FRIDAY!

Double Trouble: NO!!!!

At a new house....

Cynder: W-W-What happened?

Tree Rex: Yep, we're on the Internet.

Cynder: Punch, what does it say?

Punch Pop Fizz: New ultra rare 3DS Error one of a kind not Ninjini hot dog eye brawl Thumpback gold silver crystal glow stone glitter.

Cynder: when does the auction end?

Punch Pop Fizz: 2 months from now.


Many days go by....

Boomer: what the ****ing hell was that?

*TRU Guy brings out new boxes*

Boomer: Whaaat?

cliff hanger!!!!1

*Cue reveal of WAVE 3 boxes*

Cynder: I'm in a single pack!

Eruptor: Alright! Let's go under the tree!

Stealth Elf: HO HO HO!

Prism Break: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!

LC Shroomboom: DOOOOOOOOOOON'T BEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAA SCROOOOOOOOGE!

Boomer: I'm too old for this crap!

Lightning Rod: We are here to bring christmas joy to the portal masters!

Stealth Elf/Eruptor/LC Shroomboom/Cynder: YAAAAY!

Boomer: any new giants?

????????: Pssssst.....

???????????: Stop.... G Stop

another cliff hanger? Grrrrr.....

Boomer: what?

Random kid: Mommy, they don't have him!

Other kid: they have hot dog at GameStop!

YET ANOTHER CHILD: Where's ROYAL Double Trouble?

*most of the customers go to gamestop*

Boomer: AHA!

*boomer hitches a ride on a kid's pants*

Boomer: I'm going where the kids are!

*one 10 minute drive later*

Boomer: let's go in!

*boomer enters gamestop*

Kids: Where's hot dog?

GameStop guy: STOP! Here's the layout. You PREORDER hot dog and zap. We get them, Thumpback, and eye brawl on the 11th. But we do have Royal Double Trouble and the Golden Dragonfire Cannon!

Parents: WHEN DO SHIPMENTS COME IN?

GameStop Guy: we get the new stuff 11:00-2:00 The 11th.


Boomer: Psst....

Royal Double Trouble: WE HAVE A UNMARKED!

Hot Head: OH NO!

Shroomboom: Shut Up!

*both freeze up:

Shroomboom: okay. We get new stuff 11:00-2:00 weekdays. Yu go to the UPS station and get sent here. Then you get the mark.

Boomer: okay!

*boomer moves to the UPS station*

Thy next morning....

In that kid's house...

Sunburn: Today is the 23rd!

Bouncer: WAAAAAVE 3!

Wrecking Ball: YAAAAY!

At GameStop.....

Shroomboom: Who was he?

Hot Head: A Series 1!

Royal Double Trouble: WHY was he here?

Chop Chop: I don't know!

Back at TRU...

LC Shroomboom: why did he leave?

Loudspeaker: Attention all employees, report to to the office.

Flashwing: uh oh..

*1 hour later*

TRU man: NEW GIANTS JANUARY 25TH! That's also when we close.

All skylanders: WHAT THE ****?

I have a idea for the next part
All skylanders at TRU go to GameStop with boomer

Later that day...

UPS man: Yo marker!

Marker: say Wut?

UPS Man: Mark em!

*man opens the box*

Boomer: alright...

Marker: HOLY CRAP! IT'S A FLOCKED ONE!

Stump Smash: NO!

*boomer quickly swaps himself with drilly*

Drill Sergeant: WHOAAAAA!

*boomer get in box*

Prism Break: AHHHH!

Boomer: Shhh.... It's okay...

Prism Break: B-B-B-But...

Boomer: I'll explain at 2!

Packer: It's up!

Marker: Let's do the rest!

*marker marks all skylanders, including boomer*

Meanwhile at gaemshtawp

Shroomboom: Well, wave 3 comes in today..

Crusher: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?

Shroomboom: damn, who pissed in your cereal?

Crusher: TARGET STOPED ORDERING GRANITES!

Hot Head: So..

Crusher: MY BROTHER DIED!

Royal Double Trouble: Don't worry! There's always eBay!

Chop Chop: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

*boxes come in*

Chop Chop: oh.

GameStop Dude: Okay... Box 1... Well... One's missing and there's a S1 here... But everyone's welcome!

*all 6 boxes are put on da shelves*

nice!

Shroomboom: allow us to introduce ourselves. Me and Chop Chop are exclusives here.

Hot Head: I'm here!

Crusher: Yawn...

Royal Double Trouble: Yep!

Drill Sergeant: Another S1.

Hex: Hi Der!

Shroomboom: where do you come from?

Boomer: The TRU down the street.

Shroomboom/Chop Chop/Hex/Hot Head: WHOAAAAA

Crusher: cool story bro.

Shroomboom: how many people come there?

Hot Head: how much do they charge?

Hex: how bad is it?

Boomer: what?

Shroomboom: TRU is an empire destined to fall. They charge too much and employees are scalpers and ***holes.

Boomer: well, this guy bought up a bunch of errors...

Chop Chop: I know! They don't even check the back!

Hex: now do you get it?

Boomer: Yeah...

Eruptor: It's wave 3 da-

*kids buy all the wave 3*

GameStop Man: we have more coming in at 4:00!

Kids: YAAAAY!

Boomer: I like this place!

nice new chapter

Prism Break: but why are you here?

Boomer: I've been on the shelves for a YEAR. I came here because of all the kids. I heard you were getting HOT DOG!

Shroomboom: YES! we are very excited...

*20 other shroombooms jump around*

Hex: well, I remember we did something for christmas..

Boomer: A PARTY! Then kids bought us!

Drill Sergeant: back at Walmart we had twinkies!

Boomer: DAMN, YOU'RE ANCIENT!

Drill Sergeant: yep. Made it the UPS station at thanksgiving.

Pop Fizz: I'll bring my beer cart!

Flameslinger: I'll drink that beer!

Boomer: Let's PARTY!

At TRU...

*alarm sound*

Terrafin: QUICK! GET THEIR ATTENTION!

Ghost Roaster: WE'RE DOOMED!

L-Bouncer: OH THE IRONY!

Stump Smash: FFFFFFFUUUUUUU!

Wham-Shell: I don't get it.

L-Bouncer/Stump Smash/Terrafin/Ghost Roaster: WHAT?!?!

Wham-Shell: I OWN this castle. I OWN this shelf. I OWN this entire caboodle.

????? ???? ??? (Over the loudspeaker): NO! I DO!

(Two legendary trigger happies take wham shell to the back)

Wham-Shell: NO!

LTH 1: you messed with Gnarly!

LTH 2: Now you pay the price!

At the back...

Gnarly: So.. What are you here for...

LTH 1: Wham Shell said he owned this place!

Gnarly: Put him in front of me.

*wham shell is placed in front of the box*

*plastic ripping noises*

LTH 1: He's out!

Gnarly: Whoo... I'm breathing.

Wham-Shell: What are you gonna do?

Gnarly: this store closes for good on the 25th of January.

*gnarly holds up a match*

Gnarly: and I'll get rid of everyone.

LTH 1: Should we tie him up?

Gnarly: With The waters!

*cue zoom in on dusty collector shelf full of opened SSA toys*

Wham-Shell: NO!

The next day...

Boomer: Christmas Eve!

Hex: we can party!

GameStop man: we're closed today...

*employees go home*

Boomer: YAAAY!

Hex: Woo-Hoo!

Shroomboom: Yaay!

Prism Break: All right!

*skylanders party*

*3 weeks go by*

Boomer: Well... Still not getting bought...

Hot Dog: It's okay!

Boomer: YOU'RE HERE!

Zap: Don't forget me!

Eye Brawl: Yep!

Thumpback: THE'RE OPEN!

*kids rush in*

*kids buy hot dogs, new 3 packs, and giants*

Boomer: Crap.

At TRU....

*zoom in on calendar*

Gnarly: Soon we will close.

LTH 1: But if you go with plan F, we all die!

LTH 2: Yeah!

Gnarly: Well, first off, unbox yourselves.

(Both LTHes open)

LTH 1: what's the plan?

Gnarly: we burn it to the ground. We escape. We find another store.

LTH 2: but what if it's NOT TRU?

Gnarly: It will be. A big one...

*points to circled Times Square on map*

LTH 1 <H 2: OOOOOOH

On the shelves...

Terrafin: HEY! KID! HEEEEEEEYYYYY!

Ghost Roaster: BUY ME!

Slam Bam: Terrafin, are you trying to....

Terrafin: NO, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

Stealth Elf: Here comes kids!

*kids look at skylanders*

Kid 1: Let's go to GameStop!

*everyone goes to gamestop*

Terrafin: No...

*Stealth elf falls on the floor*

Eruptor: What?

*whole rack falls on the floor*

Trigger Happy: WHAT?

*half the display falls apart*

Whirlwind: We're doomed!

Stump Smash: well this sucks...

At the electronics....

Ignitor: do I hear something?

Sonic Boom: It sounds like a machine...

*electronics display falls apart*

Sonic Boom: Help!

Ignitor: Save Us!

Sonic Boom: He-AHHHHH!

*both get grabbed by LTHes*

At GameStop...


Thumpback: So... How's it going?

Eye Brawl: Yeah?

's in it? YAY!!!!!!

YESH he ees!

Quote: ZapNorris

YESH he ees!

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I'll be writing more soon.

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I'll be writing more soon.

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MOAR.

Gnarly: WAKE UP! We're packing!

LTH 1: For what?

LTH 2: Yeah!

Gnarly: I got some info!

LTH 1: So...

Gnarly: NINJINI'S GONNA BE AT OUR NEXT STOP. WE HITCH A RIDE TODAY. WHEN SHE COMES, WE MAKE OUR MARK!

LTH 1: So we're not doing plan f?

Gnarly: Bring..... all the overstock LTHes.

LTH 2: *gasp* But sir, it would be impossible....

whens the next bit

Right now!


Gnarly: Or is it?

*cue reveal of wall of thousands of LTHes*

LTH 1: WHAT?

LTH 2: how could this be?

Gnarly: when I flash the light in my lazer, I will bring them to life!

*gnarly flashes the light*

LTH 872: All hail king Gnarly!

*LTHes 3-9,500 bow down to gnarly*

Gnarly: TONIGHT WE BURN THIS HELLHOLE TO THE GROUND! AND BUILD BIIIIG!

All LTHes: YES SIR!

Gnarly: Let's pack!

*all LTHes begin packing themselves*

*Gnarly pushes the boxes out of the stockroom*

Gnarly: now... Drop it.

*cue reveal of sonic boom and Ignitor holding match*

Sonic Boom: you can't do this!

Ignitor: We're not your slaves!

Gnarly: Drop It!

*ignitor and sonic boom drop the light match*

*cue fire*

In the store....

Eye Brawl: I smell smoke.

*fire alarms sound*

*alarms blare*

*skylanders panic*

Eye Brawl: EYE HAVE A PLAN! We'll fly the eyes out of here!

Ghost Roaster: I'm outta here!

*ghost roaster falls into the fire*

Stump Smash: SAVE US!

Eye Brawl: Find an eye!

*skylanders get on flying eyes*

Stealth Elf: We'll go.... Where?

Eye 1: Away from here!

*cue panic*

Eye 17: Let's go!

Eye 2: What about Thumpback?

Thumpback: I have a better place.

Kid: MOMMY! IT'S THUMPBACK!

*kid gets Thumpback*

*all people exit*

Meanwhile...

*gnarly rushes LTH army to the airport*

Gnarly: we're here!

LTH 17: I'm hungry!

LTH 8,956: Where am I?

LTH 551: I need to use the bathroom!

Gnarly: SHUT UP!

LTH 1: We'll go to Panda Express!

LTH 2: then we'll hitch a guy!

Gnarly: Fine.

*the LTH army runs loose*


It's gonna get good!

Awesome!

Best story EVAH!

At another house.....

Wrecking Ball: Skylanders! The portal master is going to New York to get Ninjini!

Bouncer: Yay!

Sunburn: Are we going?

Wrecking Ball: No.

All skylanders: Awwwwww....

Meanwhile at thy scalper house...

Punch Pop Fizz: Auction ends in 5 days.

Scalper: Guess what? I'm going to New York!

*scalper begins to pack his bags*

Scalper: and I'll sell you AND Ninjini!

Tree Rex: NO!

Cynder: THIS ****ING SUCKS!

At GameStop....

Boomer: It's all......gone.

*eyeball flies into the store*

Boomer: hu?

Eye 28: YOU NEED TO GO TO NEW YORK!

Boomer: why?

Eye 28: Gnarly. He's going to activate the master portal and bring himself to life!

Boomer: PACK YOUR BAGS PEOPLE!

Eye 28: He has an army of LTHes!

Boomer: and we have overstock battle packs!

Nice!

Hex: Elaborate.

Boomer: well, gnarly tree Rexes only come in Wii bundles. Since most kids don't buy him, this one got pissed. He's leading an army of scalpers and LTHes to the master portal!

Hot Head: what's that?

Boomer: the portal that has the most power! If it gets into his plastic clutches, he'll use it for evil!

Hex: Let's go!

Crusher: Nope. Not going.

Hot Head: Alright

RDT: Bring It On!

Flameslinger: But how are we going Zo get There?

Boomer: We fly.

Pop Fizz: as in.... Hitch hiking?

Boomer: Hell yeah!

Eye Brawl: Well, we need to get there now!

Zap: C'mon!

*team gamestop makes their way to the airport*

Meanwhile..

Scalper: I'm gonna get rich in the big city...

*scalper takes starter kit and drives to the airport*

Meanwhile:

Gnarly: Are we good?

LTH 709: Yes.

LTH 19: Let's Do This!

Meanwhile:

Kid: I hope the skylanders are okay while we're gone...

*kid drives to airport*

Sunburn: I cannot believe we snuck into their bags.

Wrecking Ball: Hey!

Bouncer: too late, short stuff. We're on our way!

Wrecking Ball: NOOOOOOOOOO!

It's the race to New York!