darkSpyro

My younger brother is doing the announcer (this is a parody, it's supposed to be ridiculed) and I have a deep-ish voice so I might go with Prism Break or Gill Grunt. (They won't be spot clean, just different like it always is in the trailers)

So, add in HomerSimpsonity and WUMBOWHALE to that list.
Also, submit your dog carnage.

I could do pictures and videos on my Iphone, but I'll have to wait for the next script as I lack a dog.

Skylanders! The all new video game where toys have relationships

:Hey there...
:Ewww
:FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE, ***HOLE!

No ideas for a transcript yet, but a parody staring Skylanders in the store would be funny, mabye a bunch of characters picking on an underrated or not so liked character (Sprocket, Wrecking Ball, Stump Smash, etc.), then a random kid comes and buys that character, leaving the others in shock.

Sprocket IS liked, BTW

And, yeah! Good idea! T

here should be a VARIANT commercial!

Here!:

Hey guys, What's wrong?

Rock Eh, just feelin' a little rocky lately..

Rock Sky just met land here.

Hey, look, someone's coming!

(CUE SCALPER!!)

Thought up a transcript for the idea I just said:

(Zoom in to some store)

S2 : Three whole weeks here! Why is no one buying me?

: Well, peole call you weak.

LC : And you don't light up like me.

: And you're not new or a giant.

And those tusks of yours make you look like an overstuffed walrus. *All but Wrecking Ball laugh*

*sigh*

: A kid's coming! Shut up and stand still!

(The kid looks through all the Skylanders , knocking Flashwing off her shelf and chooses to take Wrecking Ball)

What? I'm going home? Yes! So long suckers!

Other landers: 0_0

*Advertising part plays*

(Now on the floor): I hate little kids...

Yeah, I know S2 Wrecking Ball's not out yet, but he was the first not so liked character that popped in my head.

That's a good idea! But it seems a little too mean..

I thought the Tree Rex getting eaten one was kind of mean too, but we all have our opinions. Feel free to tweak it if you want it nicer.

SPAMMING INFINITE TOPIC REVIVE!!

Im not good with this kind of stuff, but i hope it goes nicely. I cant wait to see the finished commercial.

Quote: Matteomax

SPAMMING INFINITE TOPIC REVIVE!!

Hilarious!

Soooo what all is needed to complete the first one?

A dog, Figures, plush Mickey Mouse, a portal, table, recording device, and.. a Broken Tree Rex.

My dog is ready (and really smelly ), I need a HD camera, need a Mickey Mouse doll , need a better table, and Unworking Tree Rex..

So we're really going to have to break a Skylander to make this o.O;;; lol or can we just simulate it somehow?

For a suggestion of Tree Rex's death, it could just be the dog initially grabbing him and "chewing" him off-screen, but it would just be the sound effects. At least that way Tree Rex would have no sacrifice.

Skylanders! The all new video game where stuff happens

On shelf....

: Why is no-one buying me?

S2 : Because kids don't see you on the poster. I got a legendary, suckas!

: plus giants light up! I'm the wheel deal!

: Because they have to buy an entire new portal just to get me.... Ha!

: Well what's up with those guys? (Points to shelf full of wave 2)

: S-S-She had a misprinted cardboard. She had cardboard of Fright Rider. Scalpers took her. S-S-S-SCALPER!!!! I'm scared. We rare. Rrrrrrraaaaaaarrrrrre.

: Scalpers gonna take us. WE'RE GONNA GET SOLD TO SOME 40 YEAR OLD LOOSER!

: FORGET THAT, WE ARE ALL 40 YEAR OLD LOOSERS!

: WTF?

*store opens*

: BE QUIET, FOOLS! KIDS ATE HERE!

*all the toys freeze up*

*scalper walks in*

Scalper: kids, go to the electronics. They had the mistake. Also check the front.

*a scalper and his 2 kids run to the electronics*

: The missed us...

*random kid runs over and grabs Terrafin*

: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

: That was close'

*meanwhile, in the electronics*

: Okay guys, as long as we stay behind here we will be okay.

: YES SIR!

Scalper: SEARCH THE DISPLAYS!

:Happy Place, Happy Place......

: Painted eyes..... C'mon guys get em' to the elf....

: We'd never let them buy us! Besides, who needs a 3DS?

: HE DOES!!!!

To be continued

*inside toy store*

*sigh* Why do I never get picked? All the other landers get sold and more come in new shipments, but I've been here for months and there are 50 others of me here!
50 other s: True that.
Well, you're not new
You're not a giant
LC You don't light up...
Jade You don't have any variants...
S2 You didn't even get remodeled! No offense, Dino Rang.
None taken. I don't use my own leg hair as pants...
Everyone, a customer! Shaddup and act like a toy!
*kid picks Boomer off shelves*
I'm being bought! Finally!!!!
Kid: Ew! I don't want a troll... OMG! A CUTE CATERPILLAR THING!
*kid throws Boomer across the store*
FYI, I'm a grub worm. Anyway, yay! Let's go home and play
*kid takes Wrecking Ball home*
*cue pan on Boomer lying in 5 different parts in the checkout isle*
Why must I be so hideous...

I also need a LOOSE Pop Fizz! Sorry, not opening mine!

Quote: Ed On Cynder

For a suggestion of Tree Rex's death, it could just be the dog initially grabbing him and "chewing" him off-screen, but it would just be the sound effects. At least that way Tree Rex would have no sacrifice.

Maybe you could show the other skylanders with shocked "O" faces or jaws dropped while the chewing sound effects play...

Quote: Kurui

So we're really going to have to break a Skylander to make this o.O;;; lol or can we just simulate it somehow?

I'm thinking showing the dog ripping up a toy, then Matteo could pull Tree Rex with fishing line.

Okay, assigning-Ro-O-les.

Matteo: The dog ripping up toy, and Tree Rex's voice.
Sparx: Script Writer
Kurui: Cynder
ZapNorris: Jet Vac
HomerSimpsonity: Announcer
WUMBOWHALE: Director

^ Do you mean me or the other? I would love to write the script

^ Ok, but is WUMBOSIMPSON's decission

MOAR TOPIC REVIVING!!

I'm bored...

Yeah were are the portal masters?

They went on holiday...

NOOO!!

Whats that?

Eww it has long legs!

I know what it is! Its a spider...

EEKKK!!

*spider goes on Popfizz*


Skylanders Giants! The Amazing new game where toys come to life... and attract Spiders...

I also need a regular Cynder figure, as mine is the GITD one..

I have one. And an iPod Touch that films my whole YouTube series. And my own voices, if you need any more.

Quote: Matteomax

I also need a regular Cynder figure, as mine is the GITD one..

SOLUTION:
Pop Fizz, WTF did you spill on me?!
Oh, oh.. *shrugs* sorry one of my supahdupah radioactive potions
Sigh... I'M GONNA KILL YOU POP FIZZ!

Quote: Sparx dragonfly

Quote: Matteomax

I also need a regular Cynder figure, as mine is the GITD one..

SOLUTION:
Pop Fizz, WTF did you spill on me?!
Oh, oh.. *shrugs* sorry one of my supahdupah radioactive potions
Sigh... I'M GONNA KILL YOU POP FIZZ!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote: ZapNorris

Skylanders! The all new video game where stuff happens

On shelf....

:boomer:: Why is no-one buying me?

S2 : Because kids don't see you on the poster. I got a legendary, suckas!

: plus giants light up! I'm the wheel deal!

: Because they have to buy an entire new portal just to get me.... Ha!

:boomer:: Well what's up with those guys? (Points to shelf full of wave 2)

: S-S-She had a misprinted cardboard. She had cardboard of Fright Rider. Scalpers took her. S-S-S-SCALPER!!!! I'm scared. We rare. Rrrrrrraaaaaaarrrrrre.

: Scalpers gonna take us. WE'RE GONNA GET SOLD TO SOME 40 YEAR OLD LOOSER!

: FORGET THAT, WE ARE ALL 40 YEAR OLD LOOSERS!

:boomer:: WTF?

*store opens*

: BE QUIET, FOOLS! KIDS ATE HERE!

*all the toys freeze up*

*scalper walks in*

Scalper: kids, go to the electronics. They had the mistake. Also check the front.

*a scalper and his 2 kids run to the electronics*

: The missed us...

*random kid runs over and grabs Terrafin*

: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:boomer:: That was close'

*meanwhile, in the electronics*

: Okay guys, as long as we stay behind here we will be okay.

: YES SIR!

Scalper: SEARCH THE DISPLAYS!

:Happy Place, Happy Place......

: Painted eyes..... C'mon guys get em' to the elf....

:cy:: We'd never let them buy us! Besides, who needs a 3DS?

: HE DOES!!!!

To be continued

: HE DOES!!!!

*pointing to 3 year old running towards the box*

: AWWWW CRAP!

:cy:: ****! A ****ING 3 YEAR OLD!

*3 year old picks up box and throws it*

:cy:: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

*box lands in girls isle*

:cy:: *sniffle* All I wanted was to get played with. Just.....to get played with.

: Now I'm gonna have to sit on a shelf full of BARBIES!

:cy:: WHY CRUEL WORLD, WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?

Back in the main display....

:boomer:: So, we just wait for them to come?

: Yeah. Most kids never search the shelves.

*scalper runs over*

: Oh noes.

*scalper pushes kid*

: AHHHHHH

: Shut Up! He's coming!

*Double Trouble and Boomer freeze up*

Scalper: S2 double trouble! Oh yeah and that one, what was he called...

*scalper grabs double trouble*

: Bye! See ya soon!

: Bye!

In the girl isle....

: And then, they started dancing!

: Wait, who's the blue guy?

: you mean papa sm.....

:cy:: LOOK!

*points to mom with Christmas list*

:cy:: Look, a mom! She's gonna buy us!

Mom: No good going on Black Friday!

*mom notices the starter kit*

Mom: hey.... My kids like this game....

: We're finally gonna get our break...

*scalper pushes mom over*

Scalper: Stay away from my kit! I'm gonna make some MONEY!

*scalper grabs kit*

Scalper: You're gonna fetch a pretty penny, painted eyes! OOH! Paint error on the lady....

: Why is the error on your....

:cy:: Stop looking at them.

*scalper takes the kit and runs to checkout*

Back in the electronics....

: Hey, I'm gonna stay!

: Good luck.

*kid comes over and grabs bouncer and sunburn*

: Cool!

: I'm going home! It's really happening! WOO-HOO!

*kid sees main display and grabs hot head, flashwing, and S2 hex*

: I'm not getting scalped! I'M NOT GETTING SCALPED!

*kid goes to his mom*

Kid: MOM! what happened!

Mom: scalper pushed me down....

Kid: tell me where he went!

Mom: He's gone....

*scalper runs out the door with Stone Zook and starter kit*

:cy:: this plastic bag is FILTHY!

: Why do da scalpers grab us? Da Zook wants fairness!

: NOOOOOOO! We're going to Evilbay!

: who knows where we're gonna be put! We might go on a wall, in a garage,

: But Wat about to da children?

:cy:: no, not to them. Scalpers want us to sell.

*all 3 cry at once*

To be continued

^ Please put it in spoiler my laptop is gonna explode, too large post, and quote...

Quote: skyoutube

Quote: Sparx dragonfly

Quote: Matteomax

I also need a regular Cynder figure, as mine is the GITD one..

SOLUTION:
Pop Fizz, WTF did you spill on me?!
Oh, oh.. *shrugs* sorry one of my supahdupah radioactive potions
Sigh... I'M GONNA KILL YOU POP FIZZ!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also like Zap's idea!!

WE SHOULD DO BOTH!!!!

More coming soon!

What will happen to the kit?

Will the kid buy more toys?

Will boomer get a loving home?

What will happen to Terrafin?

Here is my latest recording: after a lot of failures, I perfected it, and edited it slightly.


http://soundcloud.com/matteomax/treerexsoundbit2best

hERE IS MINE
s2 Hey guys look
what
S2 SCALPER!
WHAT!
S2 Nevermind its a kid (the kid is me)
Me:Cool! Series 2 bash! mom can i have it?
Mom:yes
Me:Yay
Grabs bash and legandary 3 pack
At checkout
i look at a basket behind the cash regsiter
Legandary stealth elf!
mom can i have it
Mom:yes i will ask
10 mintues later in car
wow nice car!
Others Aw man
Skylanders the new game where toys cometo life--and sometimes are not bought

So many people are submitting scxripts and we haven't even got the first one made yet ;;;; lol

^IKR?

Sparx, could you write the final script with all of our voice actors? Also, Sparx Dragonfly, you can help her if you want.

How was my voice in the recent one?

Oh, was that your final? I thought it was a sample, but it was nice enough. I'm guessing you are 11 or 12?

Ok I'll help the other Sparx tomorrow
Should we do for next commercial script a boy buying Skylanders in a shop? My idea is name the shop Boy's Toys, I'll make the commercial script when what we're doing now is finished

Well his recording is better than mine lol

Should I redo my lines btw or are they good enough for the actual thing?