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I am recreating this topic since the S:SA section of the forum is dead and I want more people to see the ideas. I will post a link to the old topic forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/view...ic=61029&page=1 I know Skyoutube helped me before, I don't know if he still wants to but he is welcome to. I also made a change to the plot. Newlanders and Giants come BEFORE season three. I couldn't wait anymore! Anyway, I will get episode 4 up later. I have written it out all ready. I will reveal the title: Zook Day!

Episode 4, Season 1
"Zook Day"

(Gill Grunt is in the apartment lobby playing cards with Flameslinger)
:gg: Got any fives?
Naw, go fish.
(Gill Grunt gives him a dirty look.)
Oh.... sorry man.
(Zook runs in)
Wussyollo fellow Skylanders
(Cynder, in the back of the room, looks up from her cell phone.)
:cynder: Wussyollo? What does that even mean, Zook?
(Zook giggles)
It's how all the cool people say hi! It's just wassup, yo, and hello all mashed up into one awesome cool thing!
:gg: Hmmmm yeah.... Zook, who exactly said this word was..... cool?
(Quigley walks in.)
Quigley: Wussyollo peo-body-land-migas!
:cynder: THAT explains it
Quigley: Heehee, Zook has something very inappropriate to tell you guys!
:cy: OMG.... I'm outta here!
(Cynder leaves the room.)
Quigley: He thinks you people just HAVE to know it!
Wait, you mean important, right?
Quigley: Uhhhh..... That too!

Today is Zook Day!
:gg: It's your birthday!
NOOOoO! My birthday is on April 53rd!
*facepalm*
Zook Day is today!
:gg: What is it?
Zook Day!
No, what is Zook Day?
Today!
:gg:(sigh) What does Zook Day celebrate?
Me!

(Zap, Prism Break, and Ghost Roaster walk into the lobby.)
This is the day, last year, that I found my brick!
Oh, did you find your brain lying around on the floor?
NOOOoO! Just follow meh!
(They go outside the apartment and onto the brick sidewalk.)
Right there!
(Zook points to a brick in the sidewalk.)
:zp: What makes it different from all the other bricks?
This brick is a lighter shade of red then the others!
(All except Zook and Quigley facepalm.)
I love this brick! I celebrate because when I was walking I was like, what a cool brick!
Because it was so amazing!
:gr: OoOkay.... wel if you want me to I'll make a cake for you and your..... brick.
Yesh Pleash! BUT NO SPRINKLES! >:(
(Ghost Roaster goes inside.)
Quigley: I'm gonna go get you a present!
(He walks into a nearby restroom.)
So who wants to play some Zook Day games?

(Ghost Roaster is walking down the hall to his apartment and sees Hex.)
:gr: Hey Hex, would you like to be a cake?
:hx:.....
:gr:.....
:hx: NO!
(She goes in her room and slams the door.)
:gr: Eh, was worth a shot!

Twenty minutes later....

(The Skylanders outside all are sitting next to a brick.)
:gg: I do not really like this game all that much.
(Ghost Roaster swoops out side with a cake.)
:gr: Done!
No! That cake has..... SPRINKLES!
(He kicks the ground sending grass into the ghost's face, forcing the cake in his hand forcing it to tumble onto the ground in a frosting and sprinkle explosion in the grass.).
No! Cake... :(
(Zook sees a sprinkle from the explosion slowly descending onto his favorite brick.)
Nyo!
(It keeps falling.)
Neo! Neo! Neo! NYo! NEU! Neo! no! NO! Nyuuu!
(It keeps falling.)
NYO! NYUNONONYONONO! NEOU!
(All the Skylanders are staring at him opened-mouthed.)
Zook: NeoneoeneoeneoenoeneoneoenoenoeNOOOOOOOO!
(Sprinkle lands on his brick.)
Zook: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Zook slowly walks backwards while screaming at the top of his lungs.)
Zook: UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUEOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Skylanders are still staring opened mouthed.)
Zook: MNUUGOOOOOOOO!
(He destroys a nearby bench and leaps into a trash can and runs around screaming)
WANU nanananananannono hahAAAAAA YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Zook throws off the trash can and climbs a light post.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Zook and the light post fall off the edge of the island and falls into the sky below.)

(All the Skylanders from the party are staring opened mouthed at the sky below them, with Zook nowhere to be seen.)
(Silence.)
What the FUDGE just happened!
:zp: Zook..... he's.... he is....
(Flameslinger takes off his blindfold to reveal a blue one underneath.)
Gone....
(Quigley walks up teary-eyed.)
Quigley: Zook's gone!?!
(He looks at brick and becomes serious.)
Quigley: Sprinclous! Show yourself!
(The sprinkle laughs maniacally and turns into a big green bear like creature standing on his hind legs.)
:gg: O.M.G! Oh. My. GIANTS!
Sprinclous: Come on out boys. They know.
(All the other sprinkles turn into slightly smaller colorful bears.)

:zp: W-wh-wh-who are you?
Quigley: He destroyed Zooks first home. He terrorized Zook ALL his life.
:gr: How do you know?
Quigley: Zook told me. And you are a stupidhead!
(Quigley kicks Sprinclous, doing nothing and runs away.
But you're a SPRINKLE! I eat sprinkles everyday!
(They all look at him confused.)
Don't judge me!
Sprinclous: We aren't THOSE kind of pathetic weaklings! We are Sprincola Bears! And we have come to finish Zook Melissa Bambazooki!
:gg: So that's why Zook went crazy?
Sprinclous: No, he thought I was an ordinary sprinkle. He's just stupid!
Yeah, can't argue with ya there.
:zp: Well you're too late! He finished himself off due to sprinkle rage.
Sprinclous: Well that, I'll just have to finish off his friends instead! To battle Sprincola Bears!
(They run into battle and Sprinclous grabs Zap by the neck.)
Sprinclous: Starting with you, dolphin face!
(He holds a laser cannon to his head.)

???: Not this time Sprinclous!
(He drops Zap and gets hit by a rocket then goes flying.)
:zp: Zook!
That's my name!....... I think.
(Zook runs into battle with Sprinclous.)
(A Sprincola Bear goon grabs Ghost Roaster.)
Goon #1: And to think: YOU made all this possible because you cook!
:gr: Don't hate the player! Hate the chain!
(He smacks the goon with his tail and sends him flying.)

(Another bear corners Prism Break.)
Goon #2: So you eat something with sprinkles EVERY day?
I have issues!
(PB uppercuts him with a crystal and the goon lands in a rose bush.
YES! Somebody get me a victory cupcake!

(A bear pats Zap on the head.)
Goon #3: Awww! You are adorable! You DO look like a dolphin!
:zp: And you look like an oversized purple Chompy with a body! Deal with it!
(Zap shocks him and tosses him away.)
(The two remaining goons notice their defeated friends and glance and Gill Grunt.)
:gg: What? You wanna piece of this?
(The bears run into each other and faint.)
(After shooting him, Zook pins Sprinclous and shoves the bazooka into his face.)
I've gotten stronger, Spriclous. I am not afraid anymore! Now leave and never refund!
:zp: Return.
Retuen!

Sprinclous: You may have won this round Zook Melissa Bambazooki,, but next time you won't be so lucky!
(He turns into a sprinkle and rolls away with his goons.)
:fs: Great job, Zook! Happy Zook Day!
Thank yu!
:zp: But how did you come back? I saw you fall!
Oh I landed on a balloon and sprang back up.
:fs: Yeah, I'm just gonna pretend to believe that.

END OF EPISODE 4

AWESOME!!!

Once the next script is up, I'll post a big script with formatting done and everything!

Perfect! And I'll try not to let this one die

But, when Skylanders 3 comes out.....

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But, when Skylanders 3 comes out.....

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pretty cool. i like it.

Cool.

I really hope they don't make a show.

I can't wait to see the rest of Episode 4!

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I can't wait to see the rest of Episode 4!

It has a twist you will not believe!

So..... Episode 4.......

Comin' RIGHT up!

" Today is Zook Day!
It's your birthday!
NOOOoO! My birthday is on April 53rd!
*facepalm* "

! Hilarious. (Zook and I share the same birthday jk jk)

Okay. Part of revised script finished. Will continue to finish.

Double post!

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Seriously?

i don't know if this is the place for this topic. it is great, but it might belong in the fandom section

We have one of those? Considering I didn't know that we had one I doubt I should put it there .

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Seriously?

Yes! Want to discuss it with my avatar?

I'm sorry I couldn't type much today. I have a BIG math quiz to study for and I forgot about this earlier, also this episode is very long so, yeah.

Are you guys planning on including the Giants and Newlanders in these? If you're not then have the skylanders meet the newlanders in the second to last episode in the first season then end the season with them looking up at the shadow of the giant...Literally end the season off with a BIG bang! (Bad pun accidentally placed.)

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Are you guys planning on including the Giants and Newlanders in these? If you're not then have the skylanders meet the newlanders in the second to last episode in the first season then end the season with them looking up at the shadow of the giant...Literally end the season off with a BIG bang! (Bad pun accidentally placed.)

I was gonna wait 'till season three but I decided against it. It will probably be in another few episodes.

Oh, I forgot to mention this: I'm going on a trip until Saturday. The trip starts tomorrow. I won't be on darkSpyro and won't be able to write anything.

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Oh, I forgot to mention this: I'm going on a trip until Saturday. The trip starts tomorrow. I won't be on darkSpyro and won't be able to write anything.

Okay, See ya later then!

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Oh, I forgot to mention this: I'm going on a trip until Saturday. The trip starts tomorrow. I won't be on darkSpyro and won't be able to write anything.

Okay, See ya later then!

Well, I'm still online right now. And maybe for a little while tonight. So, if you have any last-minute script additions, I'll be able to get them in.

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Oh, I forgot to mention this: I'm going on a trip until Saturday. The trip starts tomorrow. I won't be on darkSpyro and won't be able to write anything.

Okay, See ya later then!

Well, I'm still online right now. And maybe for a little while tonight. So, if you have any last-minute script additions, I'll be able to get them in.

I just had to get off the computer at the time, and didn't think I'd be on this morning, but I am so, see ya later!

Okay. I'm back.

Nice! Welcome back! I have been busy lately with my new avatar (stupid Photobucket!) but I finally figured it out!

Okay, now for my first Skylander Profile for the Show...
Gill Grunt!

Name: Gill Grunt Gillman the Fifth
Element: Water
Species: Gillman
Weapon/Main Attack: Harpoon Gun/Water Cannon
Voice: Somewhat high with Italian accent.
Personality Traits: Happy, Friendly, Oblivious, Somewhat cowardly and somewhat brave.
Likes: His friends, being a Skylander, Water, Cards, and his harpoon gun
Dislikes: People eating seafood, Kaos, Trolls, Evil, Fish Sticks, Tartar Sauce, Jokes about him being a fish
Favorite Movie: Finding Nemo
Favorite TV Show: Spongebob Squarepants
Weakness: Long periods of time without water
Favorite Food: French Fries

Plz finish zook day!

Zook Day is now finished! Sorry for the wait! I'm gonna go watch Regular Show now so see ya guys!

Arent you gonna post it?

I did. I edited it and it is in the second post of this topic.

Now that Episode 4 is finished, I shall revise it TO DA MAX!!!!

I've been thinking about episode 5... I'm thinking it will be called "Wingman" I think Spyro will show more feelings for Cynder and eventually ask her out. And in a couple more episodes, it will be a two or three part special with newlanders and giants. I will also start taking suggestions after that.

Are random people allowed to spit out random ideas for future episodes?

If so, could you do an episode about Flameslinger? I understand if you can't.

Please no... please don't make a show...

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Are random people allowed to spit out random ideas for future episodes?

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If so, could you do an episode about Flameslinger? I understand if you can't.

@ Eyebrawl4616: Yes, but I won't get to them until the newlanders and giants special

@ Reaganag: I will have an episode about Flameslinger. About every Skylander will have their own episode.

Plz make an ep about drill sergeant ordering everyone around and the skylanders decide to turn the tables on him, even though he is a skylander. Plz make it!

Sweet, thanks.

Episode 5 i want to be out soon... the series right now is awesome!

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Plz make an ep about drill sergeant ordering everyone around and the skylanders decide to turn the tables on him, even though he is a skylander. Plz make it!

Okay, I forgot to mention this. The episode ideas topic is in the S:SA section, so post all of your ideas there!

We'd all like to see them, but you go to have the right stuff in the right topic. You know what I'm saying?

I have never went into the ssa section but thx for telling me.

SEASON 1 - EPISODE 4 - Zook Day

INT. APARTMENT LOBBY

Gill Grunt and Flameslinger are in the apartment lobby playing cards. Cynder is in the back of the room, texting on her cellphone.

GILL GRUNT: Got any fives?

FLAMESLINGER: Go fish.

Gill Grunt gives Flameslinger a dirty look.

FLAMESLINGER: Oh. Sorry, man.

Zook runs in.

ZOOK: Wussyollo, fellow Skylanders!

Cynder looks up from her cell phone.

CYNDER: "Wussyollo"? What does that even mean, Zook?

ZOOK: It's how all the cool people say "hi"! It's just "wassup", "yo", and "hello" all mashed up into one awesome and cool thing!

GILL GRUNT: Zook, who exactly said this word was cool?

Quigley walks in.

Quigley: Wussyollo, peo-body-land-migas!

CYNDER: That explains it. I'm out of here!

Cynder leaves the room.

QUIGLEY: Zook has something very important to tell you guys! He thinks you people just have to know it!

ZOOK: Today is Zook Day!

GILL GRUNT: Well, happy birthday!

ZOOK: No! My birthday is on April 53rd! Zook Day is today!

GILL GRUNT What is it?

ZOOK: Zook Day!

FLAMESLINGER: No, what is Zook Day?

ZOOK: Today!

GILL GRUNT: What does Zook Day celebrate?

ZOOK: Me!

Zap, Prism Break, and Ghost Roaster walk into the lobby.

ZOOK: Hey, guys! This is the day, last year, that I found --

PRISM BREAK: Oh, did you find your brain lying around on the floor?

ZOOK: No! Just follow me, everyone

Everyone follows Zook outside.

EXT. RUINS - DAY

Everyone is at the brick sidewalk. Zook points at a brick.

ZOOK That's my brick!

ZAP: What makes it different from all the other bricks?

ZOOK: This brick is a lighter shade of red than the others!

GILL GRUNT: Seriously?

ZOOK: I love this brick! I celebrate because when I was walking, I saw this brick, and I was like, "This is so amazing!" because it's so amazing!

GHOST ROASTER: Okay. Well, if you want me to make a cake for you and your brick --

ZOOK: Yes! Yes! Yes! But, no sprinkles!

Ghost Roaster goes inside.

QUIGLEY: I'm going to go get you a present!

He walks into a nearby restroom.

ZOOK: So, who wants to play some Zook Day games?

INT. HALLWAY

Ghost Roaster is walking down the hall to his apartment and sees Hex.

GHOST ROASTER: Hey, Hex. Would you like to be a cake?

Awkward silence.

HEX: No!

She goes into her room and slams the door.

GHOST ROASTER: Well, it was worth a shot!

EXT. RUINS -- DAY

The Skylanders outside all are sitting next to the brick.

GILL GRUNT: I don't really like this game all that much.

Ghost Roaster swoops outside with a cake.

GHOST ROASTER: Done!

ZOOK: No! That cake has sprinkles!

Zook kicks the ground sending grass into Gost Roaster's face, forcing the cake in his hand to tumble onto the ground in a frosting and sprinkle explosion in the grass.

PRISM BREAK: No! We have no cake!

Zook sees a green sprinkle from the cake slowly descending onto his favorite brick.

ZOOK: No! Not on my brick!

The sprinkle keeps falling.

ZOOK: Don't do it!

Sprinkle lands on his brick.

ZOOK: No! No! No! No!

He destroys a nearby bench and climbs a pole. The Skylanders are staring at Zook the whole time.

ZOOK: This can't be happening!

Zook gets off the pole and runs around screaming. He trips on a rock and falls off the edge of the island. All the Skylanders from the party are staring at the sky below them, with Zook nowhere to be seen. A long pause.

PRISM BREAK: What the sheep just happened?

ZAP: Zook. He's --

FLAMESLINGER Gone.

Quigley enters with a cardboard box, excited.

QUIGLEY: Hey, Zook! I have your --

Quigley notices that Zook is gone.

QUIGELY: Zook is gone?

He looks at brick and becomes serious.

QUIGELY: Sprinclous! Show yourself!

The sprinkle turns into a big green bear standing on his hind legs.

GILL GRUNT: Oh, my Giants!

Flameslinger takes off his blindfold to reveal a blue one.

FLAMESLINGER: Wow.

SPRINCLOUS: Come on out, boys. They know.

All the other sprinkles turn into slightly smaller colorful bears.

ZAP: Who are you?

QUIGELY: He destroyed Zook's first home. He's been terrorizing Zook for a long time.

GHOST ROASTER: How do you know?

QUIGLEY: Zook told me.

PRISM BREAK: But he's a sprinkle! I eat sprinkles everyday!

They all look at him confused.

PRISM BREAK: Don't judge me!

SPRINCLOUS: We aren't those pathetic weaklings! We are Sprincola Bears! And we have come to finish off Zook Melissa Bambazooki!

GILL GRUNT: So, that's why Zook went crazy?

SPRINCLOUS: No. He thought I was an ordinary sprinkle. He's just stupid!

FLAMESLINGER: Yeah. Can't argue with that.

ZAP: Well, you're too late! He finished himself off due to his sprinkle rage.

SPRINCLOUS: Well, then, I'll just have to finish off his friends instead! To battle, Sprincola Bears!

Quigley runs away. They all start to fight. Sprinclous grabs Zap by the neck.

SPRINCLOUS: I'm starting with you, dolphin-face!

Sprinclous holds a laser cannon to Zap's head. All of a sudden, Zook shows up.

ZOOK: Not this time, Sprinclous!

Sprinclous gets hit by a rocket and flies towards a bush.

ZAP: Zook!

ZOOK: That's my name! I think.

Zook runs into battle with Sprinclous. A Sprincola Bear goon (Goon #1) grabs Ghost Roaster.

GOON #1: And to think you made all this possible because you cook!

GHOST ROASTER: Don't hate the player, hate the chain!

Ghost Roaster smacks Goon #1 with his chain and sends Goon #1 flying. Goon #2 corners Prism Break.

GOON #2: So, you eat something with sprinkles every day?

PRISM BREAK: I have issues!

Prism Break uppercuts Goon #2 with a crystal and the goon lands in a rose bush.

PRISM BREAK: Yes! Somebody get me a victory cupcake!

Goon #3 pats Zap on the head.

GOON #3: You do look like a dolphin!

ZAP: And you look like an oversized Purple Chompy! Deal with it!

Zap shocks him and tosses him away. The two remaining goons notice their defeated friends and glance and Gill Grunt.

GILL GRUNT: What? You want a piece of this?

The bears run into each other and faint. Zook shoots Sprinclous and pushes him onto the ground.

ZOOK: I've gotten stronger, Spriclous! I am not afraid anymore! Now leave and never refund!

ZAP: You mean "return", Zook.

ZOOK: Return!

Sprinclous stands up.

SPRINCLOUS: You may have won this round, Zook Melissa Bambazooki, but next time, you won't be so lucky!

He and his goons turn into sprinkles and roll away.

FLAMESLINGER: Great job, Zook! Happy Zook Day!

ZOOK: Thank you!

ZAP: But, how did you come back? We all saw you fall!

ZOOK: Oh, I landed on a balloon and sprang back up.

FLAMESLINGER: Yeah, I'm just going to pretend to believe that.

END OF EPISODE 4

Official Episode 4 revised script finished!

Nice work there!

Episode 5 is in the works!

Episode 5

Reservations for Dragon

(Spyro, Gill Grunt, Trigger Happy, and Terrafin are all playing video games in Spyro's apartment.)
Go left! Go left!
:th: No! I'm busy with the zombies on THIS side! YOU go left!
Hey Spyro! Cover me! I'm goin' into the food court!
Food court? No way! That's the hardest part there are too many zombies and they are all too strong!
I gotta sniper! They'll never see it comin'!
(Spyro and Terrafin's video game avatars walk into the food court only to find hundreds of fireball throwing zombies.)
RETREAT!
(Their avatars hop in a nearby car outside the mall and start to drive into the zombie infested streets.)
Hurry Triggs! They're gonna find us!
:th: No they won't!
(The car drives up to Gill and Triggs location.)
LAUNCH THE ATOMIC BOMB!
(Trigger Happy's avatar throws and atomic bomb at the car and jump into the sewer.)
Three! Two! One!
:th: BOOOOOM!
(The bomb explodes and so do Spyro and Terrafin's avatars.)

TV: Game over. Winner, Blue Team.
(Triggs and Gill hi-five.)
Aww man! You just HAD to pick the food court!
(There is a knock at the door.)
I'll get it!
(Spyro walks up to the front door and opens to see Cynder.)
Cynder! Hey! What's up!
:cynder: Hey Spyro, I was wondering if I could borrow some milk. I ran out and I'm not going to the market until tomorrow.
Yeah sure!
(Flies over the fridge, grabs a cup, pours some milk in and flies it back.
H-here you go.
:cynder: Thanks, Spy.
(She walks away as Spyro stares.)

:th: SOMEbody's in love!
What? Uh *clears throat* what gave you that idea?
:th: Dude, it's not rocket science. I know love when I see it.
So does she like me back?
:th: I'm not telling! And by the way you just admitted it.
Aw! Fine I do.
:th: Well then why don't you ask her out?
I, uh, um, well, I don't know
:th: Well too bad! You're going to! You can't just keep hiding it! YO CYNDER!
(Trigger Happy runs and jumps behind the couch.)
Triggs!
(Cynder walks Up.)
:cynder: Yes?
(Spyro looks at Triggs behind the couch and he nods.)

Cynder.
:cynder: Yeah.
Will you, um.
:cynder: Will I....
Will you go to the Dragon's Peak Eatery with me?
:cynder: You mean, like a date?
Uh...
(He looks at Triggs and he nods.)
Yes, like a date.
:cynder: Yeah, sure. I'll go out with you.
Really! I mean, uh... pick you up at seven?
:cynder:(smiles) Yeah, see you at seven.
(She walks away.)

(Trigger Happy runs up and gives Spyro a hug.)
:th: Alright! You did it!
(Gill and Terrafin walk in.)
Congrats!
Nice job, slick!
:th: Now let's get you ready! First let's shine and pat down your horns.
(He wipes his horns and pushes them down a little.
And wear this bowtie!
(He sticks a bowtie on his neck)
Go get'er tiger!

(Twenty minutes later.)
(Spyro knocks on Cynder's door.)
:cynder: I'm ready!
Cynder! You look beautiful!
:cynder: Thanks, you look pretty good too!
Okay, let's go!
(They walk down the hallway and to the elevator and Gill, Triggs, and Terrafin pop out of a nearby potted plant after they get in the elevator.)
:triggs: Okay, Gill, you stay back here at base, while me and Terrafin go follow them!
Got it! Walkie Talkies are ready!
:triggs: Perfect! Let's go!

(Spyro and Cynder arrive at the restaurant.)
:Sky: Dragon, reservations for two.
Host: Right this way sir.
(They sit at a table.)
Waiter: What can I get you to drink.
:cy: I'll take lemonade.
I'll take grape soda.
Waiter: Right away.
(Walks away to get drinks.)
So Cynder, how have things been.
:cynder: It's been good. You?
I can't complain. It's tough being the leader. I don't have as much time for fun, you know.
:cynder: Yeah, it can be tough.
(Triggs and Terrafin walk into the restaurant.)
:tf: Man! I GOTTA see this!
Triggs: I know right!
Waiter: Here are your drinks. Are you ready to order?
Yeah, I'd like your chicken platter with fries and a bowl of Majidust soup.
Waiter: Uh huh, and for the lady?
:cynder: I'll have your Skylands chicken wrap with a side of sweet potato fries.
Waiter: It will be out shortly.

:tf: This is going great!
:triggs: Oh no! I think you spoke too soon!
(Shooter walks in with four troll goons.)
Shooter: Table for six please.
Host: Hold on just a second.
(Host walks away.)
:triggs: We have to be their waiter and keep them away from Spyro and Cynder or their first date will be ruined!! Here, you be the host and seat them while I go dress like a waiter! Here, you put on this leather jacket and helmet!
:tf: But they're not mine!
Triggs: Just put them back when you're done!
(Triggs runs off the change.)
:tf: Right this way please.
(Terrafin leads them in the opposite direction of Spyro and Cynder.)
:tf: Sit right here! A waiter will be with you shortly!
(Terrafin runs off and takes out his walkie talkie.)
:tf: Gill Grunt, come in Gill!
Rodger!
:tf: Shooter's here we are stalling him at the time, but be ready to come up if things get bad!
Rodger, over and out.

(Triggs walks up in a tuxedo with his ears patted down and a fake mustache.)
Triggs:(In french accent) Here we go. Operation Troll Keep-Away is a go.
(He walks up to their table.)
Triggs(In french accent) Hello, and welcome to the Dragons Peak Eatery, my name is... Trent, I will be your waiter today, can I start you out with any drinks?
Shooter: We will all take a cup of motor oil.
Triggs(Disgusted and in french accent) Coming right up.
(He walks away and walks into the kitchen and grabs a bottle of motor oil and pours it into five cups.)

(Terrafin takes off his disguise and runs past Spyro and Cynder on the way back.
Man, this food is really good!
:cynder: Yeah, delicious! Hey, have you seen Scales and Scorch 2?
OH! I love that movie!
(Terrafin runs to the rack where he found the stuff only to find it destroyed.)
:tf: Aww sheep.
(A large cyclops walks up to him.)
Cyclops: Are you the one who stole my gear?!
:tf: Uhh, I didn't steal it, but here, you can..
Cyclops: You DID steal it! Who do you think you are!
(The cyclops pushes him over.)
:tf: I'm Terrafin Burrows. And you probably shouldn't have done that.
(Terrafin uppercuts the cyclops and he falls.)
Cyclops: Smart mouth, eh? You wanna start something?

(Trigger Happy walks by with the motor oil.)
Triggs: Oh no!
(He runs to Shooters table.)
Triggs(In french accent) Here are your drinks I will take your order shortly!
(He runs back to the entry.)
:tf: Maybe I DO wanna start something!
Triggs: NO! No you don't!
Cyclops: OOoooOH! So you have to have the WAITER save you! Pathetic!
(The cyclops kicks him in the stomach.)
Triggs: Don't do it Terrafin!
Terrafin: Alright peekaboo! I'm not playin' around no more!
Cyclops: You're on, Jaws!

Triggs: No....
Shooter: WAITER.
Triggs: Ug!
(He runs to the table.)
Shooter: We'd like to take our order.
Triggs(In french accent) But of coarse! What would you like.
Shooter: I'd like a bacon double cheeseburger with fries.
Triggs(In french accent) Okay, so now...
Shooter: Also, a chili cheese dog with mashed potatos.
Triggs(In french accent) Alright, so...
Shooter: Also a red bean burrito with extra hot sauce and a large meat lovers pizza with extra cheese.
Triggs(In french accent) Is that...
Shooter: And the chicken platter along with a couple soft shell tacos.
Triggs(whisper) HERE we go.

(Terrafin socks the cyclops in the jaw.)
Terrafin: If you want your helmet back so bad, here, I'll put in on FOR you!
(He slams the helmet on his head backwards and spins him around with one hand while punching with the other)
Cyclops: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Terrafin drop kicks him and he flies out the door with his helmet and coat.)
Terrafin: Booyah! Huh?
(Spyro and Cynder stand up from their table.)
Cynder: Wow Spyro, I had a great time!
Me too! We should do this again sometime!
Cynder: Yeah