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terrafan Blue Sparx Gems: 699	#1 Posted: 02:12:56 16/09/2012 \| Topic Creator The topic for making puns about skylanders! I'll start... Sprocket can put a wrench in it! --- Awaiting: Disney Infinity, Batman Arkham Origins, Pokemon Y

isaac343018s Emerald Sparx

Gems: 4478

#2 Posted: 02:48:57 16/09/2012

Thumpback- Don't you dare blow my top!
Nijnini- Will you just disappear already?!
Hot Head- Oh stop acting like such a... your name!
Flashwing- I don't give a flash
Hot Dog- What's your brothers name? Weenie?!(My least favorite)
Fright Rider- Give me your Frighting trailer god Ride it (Oh god, i just had to say that)
Tree Rex- Put a branch in it!
Chill- Is Mr. Freeze your dad?!
Shroomboom- You seem like a Fungi!
Jet-Vac- Oh suck it up!
Pop Fizz- Dr. Pepper and Hyde
Sprocket- Just fix it god wrench!
Eye Brawl- Staring contest Go!
Swarm- Ah! It's a... well,....um Swarm!
Crusher- You own china (plates) don't you?
Bouncer- Where is your ammo?

ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109	#3 Posted: 02:56:38 16/09/2012 Hot head's catch phrase.. "Hey! I'm on fire!" HEY I'M ON FIRE AND THIS IS CRAY CRAY AND I'M A GIANT SO BUY MY UPGRADES

isaac343018s Emerald Sparx Gems: 4478	#4 Posted: 03:00:45 16/09/2012 I seriously Lol'd at that... Carly and Mabel would be so proud!

ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109

#5 Posted: 03:06:13 16/09/2012

I went to toysrus
I saw him, I was like "YES"
If hot head was your guess
Then your are correct YAY

I trade Bouncer and my fish
For a mechanic like this
I wasn't looking for her
But I got hot head DURR
The employee was holding
Secret stock was showing
AC wind was blowing
Where was he going, baby?

HEY I'M ON FIRE
AND THIS IS CRAY CRAY
AND I'M A GIANT
SO BUY MY UPGRADES

IT'S HARD TO FIND YOU
AFTER CHRIIIISTMASSS
BUT I'M A GIANT
SO BUY MY UPGRADES

All i got so far.

Edited 2 times - Last edited at 03:08:07 16/09/2012 by ZapNorris

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401	#6 Posted: 04:49:08 16/09/2012 Three words: STEEL WITH IT

terrafan Blue Sparx Gems: 699	#7 Posted: 13:55:11 16/09/2012 \| Topic Creator Swarm was giving me the middle stinger Credit to Henso559 --- Awaiting: Disney Infinity, Batman Arkham Origins, Pokemon Y
	Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:01:17 17/09/2012 by terrafan

zook it up Gold Sparx

Gems: 2250

#8 Posted: 14:25:50 16/09/2012

Quote: zapnorris

I went to toysrus
I saw him, I was like "YES"
If hot head was your guess
Then your are correct YAY

I trade Bouncer and my fish
For a mechanic like this
I wasn't looking for her
But I got hot head DURR
The employee was holding
Secret stock was showing
AC wind was blowing
Where was he going, baby?

HEY I'M ON FIRE
AND THIS IS CRAY CRAY
AND I'M A GIANT
SO BUY MY UPGRADES

IT'S HARD TO FIND YOU
AFTER CHRIIIISTMASSS
BUT I'M A GIANT
SO BUY MY UPGRADES

All i got so far.

this is my new favourite song

---
Green Bean Machine

ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109

#9 Posted: 14:33:16 16/09/2012

I went to toysrus
I saw him, I was like "YES"
Of hot head was your guess
Then your are correct YAY

I trade Bouncer and my fish
For a mechanic like this
I wasn't looking for her
But I got hot head DURR
The employee was holding
Secret stock was showing
AC wind was blowing
Where was he going, baby?

HEY I'M ON FIRE
AND THIS IS CRAY CRAY
AND I'M A GIANT
SO BUY MY UPGRADES

IT'S HARD TO FIND YOU
AFTER CHRIIIISTMASSS
BUT I'M A GIANT
SO BUY MY UPGRADES

Decided to call
Then the phone got to fall
When I heard hot head was in stock, but I still need flashy!
I went to the store and beamed
It was just like a dream
I don't know how to feel, but now I need new pants.

The employee was holding
Secret stock was showing
AC wind was blowing
Where was he going, baby?

HEY I'M ON FIRE
AND THIS IS CRAY CRAY
AND I'M A GIANT
SO BUY MY UPGRADES

IT'S HARD T FIND YOU
AFTER CHRIIIISTMASSS
BUT I'M A GIANT
SO BUY MY UPGRADES

Before I found you I had hot dog
But he sucked so bad
He sucked so bad
He sucked so so bad

Before I bought you I had hot dog
But he sucked so bad
I want you to now that
Thank god I had zap

IT'S HARD TO FIND YOU
AFTER CHRIIIISTMASSS
BUT I'M A GIANT
SO BUY MY UPGRADES

HEY I'M ON FIRE
AND THIS IS CRAY CRAY
AND I'M A GIANT
SO BUY MY UPGRADES

AND ALL THE ENEMIES
TRY TO KILL ME
BUT I'M A GIANT
SO BUY MY UPGRADES

Before I bought you I had hot dog,
But he sucked so bad
Want you to know that
BUY MY UPGRADES

skyoutube Green Sparx Gems: 497	#10 Posted: 14:34:42 16/09/2012 Great song! Can you record yourself singing that?

zook it up Gold Sparx Gems: 2250	#11 Posted: 14:36:19 16/09/2012 this is my new new favorite song --- Green Bean Machine
	Edited 1 time - Last edited at 14:36:30 16/09/2012 by zook it up

skyoutube Green Sparx Gems: 497	#12 Posted: 14:38:14 16/09/2012 The song should get its own topic!

ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109	#13 Posted: 14:38:21 16/09/2012 ^ THANK YOU

zook it up Gold Sparx Gems: 2250	#14 Posted: 14:39:28 16/09/2012 ^ make a topic for the song make a music video --- Green Bean Machine

Henso559 Green Sparx Gems: 320	#15 Posted: 22:20:32 16/09/2012 Quote: terrafan Swarm was giving me the middle stinge I posted this on an older topic.

terrafan Blue Sparx Gems: 699	#16 Posted: 01:00:36 17/09/2012 \| Topic Creator Yep. Forgot to give credit. Ill edit it --- Awaiting: Disney Infinity, Batman Arkham Origins, Pokemon Y

isaac343018s Emerald Sparx Gems: 4478	#17 Posted: 20:21:28 18/09/2012 New Hot Head Pun: Do you suffer from headburn? New Hot Dog Pun: Anyone have a hot dog bun? New Fright Rider Pun (directed at Fright): Do you ever tire out from carrying Rider? New Jet Vac Pun: You don't find a vacuum a bit of a boring weapon?

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401	#18 Posted: 13:24:12 19/09/2012 Flashwing: Let There Be Flight! Because her catchphrase sucks

NEW_SpyroLUVA Emerald Sparx Gems: 3308	#19 Posted: 13:50:28 19/09/2012 This has been, posted, I know it: Flashwing - Kiss my Flash! --- 3 uses of teh Int@rw3bz: get info, waste time, and complain. "Stick to your guns and keep on firin'!" - Max (Me)

ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109	#20 Posted: 13:55:50 19/09/2012 Quote: NEW_SpyroLUVA This has been, posted, I know it: Flashwing - Kiss my Flash! That made me lol

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401	#21 Posted: 07:14:54 22/09/2012 Warning: mild language. THIS ENTIRE TOPIC. I guess you could say... I was ON A ROLL.

crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5536	#22 Posted: 07:29:18 22/09/2012 ^ you were and Zapnorris, awesome song and lol New spyro luva, that was hilarious.

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401	#23 Posted: 07:47:22 22/09/2012 And yet, My puns are still OAK-AY : Don't give a nut!
	Edited 1 time - Last edited at 09:40:01 22/09/2012 by Nibelilt

terrafan Blue Sparx Gems: 699	#24 Posted: 15:00:48 22/09/2012 \| Topic Creator Lol ^ --- Awaiting: Disney Infinity, Batman Arkham Origins, Pokemon Y

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401

#25 Posted: 02:34:01 02/10/2012

Gigantic Evil head? Not a scare by a thread.
Twelve Shadow Minions, roaming his dominions.
But defeat them in one run, it's just a warm up and no fun.
The Lair of Kaos? Place to train up,
Pathetically easy, non-Airs find it breezy.
And his dialogue is so dumb,
It with boredom will make you numb,
And there is absolutely no need for that to happen with luck.
Why dear Kaos more than Jet-Vac... YOU SUCK.

jet-vac6000 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1718	#26 Posted: 20:00:50 06/10/2012 some people don't give a hoot about --- Eggs

jet-vac6000 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1718	#27 Posted: 20:02:42 06/10/2012 we're gonna have a whale of a time! --- Eggs

SheldonCooper Blue Sparx Gems: 763	#28 Posted: 20:04:46 06/10/2012 @Jet-vac6000 use the edit button on the bottom right of your post, don't double post as it wastes space --- BAZINGA! A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies 'For you, no charge'. I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested

PinkWater Yellow Sparx Gems: 1059	#29 Posted: 21:02:01 06/10/2012 Eye scream for Eye scream! --- CILAN IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. I DARE YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG! ...Actually don't. I'm quite biased.

spyrodadragon Green Sparx Gems: 490	#30 Posted: 02:04:23 07/10/2012 constapated drobot why u looking so cray cray --- everyone spam this now Posted Image: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/i...0x/30597908.jpg or the enderman will kill you avatar by kap

frightrider64 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1744	#31 Posted: 02:36:13 07/10/2012 drobot: i dont know

DinoHex Blue Sparx Gems: 735	#32 Posted: 02:43:29 07/10/2012 So if a Drow puts on a mechanical battle suit, does that make it a Drowbot? --- and : The three greatest Skylanders out of them all.
	Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:43:48 07/10/2012 by DinoHex

frightrider64 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1744	#33 Posted: 02:48:20 07/10/2012 kukuku funny

DinoHex Blue Sparx Gems: 735	#34 Posted: 02:52:42 07/10/2012 Quote: frightrider64 kukuku funny Cut it out with the Kururu shtick. Just be a regular person. --- and : The three greatest Skylanders out of them all.
	Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:53:08 07/10/2012 by DinoHex

frightrider64 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1744	#35 Posted: 03:05:22 07/10/2012 ok im a normal guy going kukuku then hehehe i love loop holes

OpalOsprey Yellow Sparx Gems: 1127	#36 Posted: 06:10:04 07/10/2012 ^ What does "Kukuku" even mean? Is it supposed to represent you laughing? --- Have a Wii U? My ID and Mii name is OpalOsprey. So why don't you add Mii ? "You don't need a reason to help people" ~ Zidane -Final Fantays IX

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401	#37 Posted: 06:12:15 07/10/2012 The pun must be doubled! Come on guys! Time to have PUN! Yes! insert Skylander-related pun here I'm sorry. I... Just... I'm sort of starting to run out of them.

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401	#38 Posted: 09:06:36 08/10/2012 Eye think that my puns are getting a bit better. Like the one that rang me and ended up going into my Signature. Oak-ay, I guess not.

WUMBOSIMPSON Yellow Sparx Gems: 1424	#39 Posted: 10:02:51 08/10/2012 Quote: OpalOsprey ^ What does "Kukuku" even mean? Is it supposed to represent you laughing? Oh, you poor, helpless child. If only you knew. --- cry baby, I am

OpalOsprey Yellow Sparx Gems: 1127	#40 Posted: 19:32:49 08/10/2012 ^ How am I a "poor, helpless child." o.O? Anyway, I have seen it used in mangas so I'm guessing that it's supposed to represent an evil and conniving laugh? --- Have a Wii U? My ID and Mii name is OpalOsprey. So why don't you add Mii ? "You don't need a reason to help people" ~ Zidane -Final Fantays IX

DinoHex Blue Sparx

Gems: 735

#41 Posted: 19:45:56 08/10/2012

Quote: OpalOsprey

^ How am I a "poor, helpless child." o.O? Anyway, I have seen it used in mangas so I'm guessing that it's supposed to represent an evil and conniving laugh?

Yes, it represents an evil laugh. The character Kururu from the anime "Keroro Gunsou" (Sergeant Frog in English) does this laugh as one of his character gimmicks. The anime was relevant like, 5 years ago though, so it's strange to see a Kururu fan these days. (Though admittedly he WAS the best character in the show by far)

---

and

: The three greatest Skylanders out of them all.

OpalOsprey Yellow Sparx

Gems: 1127

#42 Posted: 20:19:55 08/10/2012

Ah, okay thanks a lot for clearing that up for me =). I watch some animes and read a few mangas but there are still a lot of things that I don't know about them so I appreciate it

.

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Here are some puns that I used elsewhere (yes, they are very stupid so you have been warned

):

Quote: OpalOsprey

This topic is...

Aim-azing!

Quote: OpalOsprey

^ I'm not cold; I'm all fired up!

Quote: OpalOsprey

These two moves together,

+

are very Flame- buoyant

---
Have a Wii U? My ID and Mii name is OpalOsprey. So why don't you add Mii

?

"You don't need a reason to help people" ~ Zidane -Final Fantays IX

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401	#43 Posted: 21:30:58 08/10/2012 I have to go to school now so I'll just be wheeling away... ...This will not rock at all... Also, my puns are getting worse... ...Going , ing up, crumbling like a home after a ... Screw this, I'm gonna be late now, but it was turtley worth it.
	Edited 2 times - Last edited at 21:32:28 08/10/2012 by Nibelilt

Matteomax Platinum Sparx Gems: 5378	#44 Posted: 23:20:09 08/10/2012 It SUCKS that people are selling the Giants on Evilbay... --- Will still be checking the forums every now and then!

awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4149	#45 Posted: 01:11:40 09/10/2012 Don't make me laugh! --- go to my guestbook now and sign a petition to get Freddie benson into smash

frightrider64 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1744	#46 Posted: 01:53:16 09/10/2012 Quote: OpalOsprey ^ What does "Kukuku" even mean? Is it supposed to represent you laughing? yes it does represent laugfther

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401	#47 Posted: 05:02:20 09/10/2012 I suppose you might say I have a smashing time with puns! As always, my school day sucked. Man, I really do up when I'm there. But that's for being off topic!

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