darkSpyro

BEST CHAPTER EVER!!!!!

But, why did you have to kill Danny?

@SonicGX98 - No. There are plenty more Chapters.
@skyoutube -
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"Hello. This is Gill Grunt. I am here to recap you on the previous chapter of Skylanders. Basically, Umbra left, Steve met a Nintendo guy, Danny was shot, and I watched Family Guy, and now for the intro."

[Insert Family Guy theme song]

"It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies, and..."
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CUT! That is the last time I leave Gill Grunt in charge.
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CHAPTER 38: ELEMENTAL WATER ORB

Angel woke up. She was surrounded by some Magical Water. The Elemental Wtaer Orb was floating in front of her.
"This is... the Mystical Ocean!" she cried. "Agent R wanted me to come here! Tme to get the orb!"
"Stop it!"
A blue furred monkey ran over to her.
"I am Brackish Water!" he cried. "I wanna help!"
"Weren't you one of the captured creatures?" Angel asked.
"Yeah." Brackish Water replied. "But they said I was too stupid to be hypnotised. They sent me here to get rid of me."
"Really?" Angel asked.
"No. They just found me annoying, and I want revenge now." Brackish Water replied.

"Anyway, I'm gonna get the orb." Angel said.
She ran towards the orb and grabbed it.
"Yeah!" Brackish Water cheered. "To Skylands?"
Angel nodded.

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Cyraa, Mage, Ka-Bounce, and Seismic Quake were already in the Ruins.
Angel and Brackish Water ran over to them.
"Three orbs now?" Hugo asked, approaching them.

Pop Fizz ran over. "Let's see!"
Cyraa, Ka-Bunce, and Angel showed the orbs.
"Cool!" Pop Fizz said. "But why is the water one not glowing as bright as the other two?"
"Because I have the real one!"

Moneybags approached them.
"I have to protect this orb from you Skydorks!" he said. "But I'll be willing to trade it for... a valuable crystal."
"Like?" Mage asked.
Moneybags thought. "How about... the Tzo of Earth!"
Ka-Bounce looked at Seismic Quake.
Seismic Quake nodded. "Here."
He handed Moneybags the Tzo of Earth.
Moneybags took it. "Yay!"
He threw the Water Elemental Orb at Angel.
Angel grabbed it.

Waterly power flowed through her.
"What the heck is 'Waterly power'?" Brackish Water asked.
"I... don't know." Angel replied.

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The blue light on the control panel switched off.
Gurglefin looked at it. "I knew we shouldn't have let Brackish Water free."

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Agent MK was on the phone. "Boss. How much longer? Okay. Understood. Peace out!"
He hung up.

Ripto approached him. "What was it?"
"The Alchemist we are needing is in the Ruins." Agent MK replied. "We should send someone over to capture him."
Ripto thought. "Legendary Chop Chop will have to do. We've already sent the other three to Kaos."
Agent MK nodded. "And once all the orbs are found, I can reveal my true identity."
"What are you saying?" Ripto asked.
"There is no use fighting." Agent MK said. "As we are speaking, the other orbs are being found, and the hypnosis spells are wearing off."
"****." Ripto said.
"In the meantime, we should watch TV." Agent MK said.
"Family Guy?" Ripto asked.
"Family Guy." Agent MK replied.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Family Guy!

Another great chapter!

Cool! Just wondering what is the sudden obsession with Family Guy? Its not like I have anything against it just wondering. Also I will be starting a new fanfic eventually. Since your probably the only one who knows about Zelda the most on this site SpyroFan (Majora's Mask in general), I'll give you one hint...

Quote: SonicGX98

Cool! Just wondering what is the sudden obsession with Family Guy? Its not like I have anything against it just wondering. Also I will be starting a new fanfic eventually. Since your probably the only one who knows about Zelda the most on this site SpyroFan (Majora's Mask in general), I'll give you one hint...

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BEN

Why can't the villains watch Family Guy?
The heros watch The Simpsons.
(Yes, random answer is random).

And, I'm not sure I know the most about it on this site, but

.....

Lol, cool.

@SonicGX98 - That seems cool!
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CHAPTER 39: GIFT VOUCHER

Equator woke up. He was in a volcano.
"This must be the Eruption Volcano." he said. "Guess I need to find the Fire Orb."

MENWHILE...

Hermit was in a bar, with a man wearing a white robe, and he had a grey beard.
"God. I thin you've had enough." Hermit said.
"I think I haven't had enough!" the man argued, beginning to drink more beer.
"Nevermind. I need to go." Hermit said. "I'm late."
"What did you call me?" God asked, slightly drunk.
God then collapsed.

BACK TO WHERE WE LEFT OFF...

Equator looked around. There was nothing but lava.
Hermit appeared. "Sorry I'm late!"
"What do you want?" Equator asked.
"Here." Hermit replied, handing him a red gem.
"What's this?" Equator asked.
"The Fire Gem." Hermit replied. "I don't know why, but you'll need it."
"Do I use this to get the Elemental Orb?" Equator asked.
"No. You use it to ballet dance with Hugo." Hermit sarcastically replied.
"Shall I get my dress?" Equator asked.
"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" Hermit shouted.
"Oh." Equator replied. "And I'm guessing I'm not the only one to have that said to, am I?"
"Correct." Hermit cheered. "Show him what he won!"

"You have won a free gift voucher to to the SkyCentre Shopping!" a voice replied. "It is worth a whopping 5000 gold!"
Equator jumped around cheering. "Yay! I'd like to thank many people, especially my brother Zap! Not to mention my parents, Shock and Flames. My uncle Jimbob. My cousins Jake, Ryan, Freddie, Homer, Pichu, Mario, Bowser, Chuckie, Chuck Norris, Doc, Silver, Peter, Dedede, Tony, Stitch, Jacob, Toby, Bobbery, Game and Watch, Link, Mighty, Sonic, Alf, Charlie, Charlotte, Hans, Stevie, Dan, Hugo, Silver, Old Man, Announcer, Greased Up Deaf Guy, Random People Reading, Protection, Google, Jeeves, and Dingodile. Whooo! We did it!"

Hermit had collapsed. "Too... many... names..."
"But I only named half of them." Equator said.
The gift voucher fell out of the sky.
Equator caught it.
"Yay!" he cheered. "And this was a very random chapter with no proper relevence to the plot. So it was probably a waste of time reading this."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Random!

Randomness ftw!

Wow. SO. MANY. CHAPTERS.
And I will be starting a fanfic soon too!

Quote: Bean Sprout

Wow. SO. MANY. CHAPTERS.
And I will be starting a fanfic soon too!

Reveal Spoiler

It will be skylanders, but it will be completely different than anything that had been done before...

That sounds pretty cool!

Thanks! I randomly thought of it this one night when I was experiencing slight insomnia.

Same! Except without the all insomnia . Also did anyone else have trouble loging in yesterday or was it just me?

No, we all did.

Yeah that's what I thought.

Quote: SonicGX98

Also did anyone else have trouble loging in yesterday or was it just me?

I couldn't log in from 10:00 AM to probably 8:30 PM

Same.

Lol, randomness.

Oh SpyroFan, Here are soul gems for Quake, Chill Pill, Stormee, Eradinus, and Chronus if you want to use them.

Randomness FTW!
@SonicGX98 - Thanks, but I might not be using them.

NOTE: I have been having SO MANY computer problems recently. Google Chrome stopped working, Internet Explorer kept crashing, Computer kept detecting viruses, and the laptop wouldn't load DarkSpyro (as usual).
Anyway, back to the main point. New chapter up later!

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Randomness FTW!
@SonicGX98 - Thanks, but I might not be using them.

Why not? I mean you dont have to, just wondering.

Quote: SonicGX98

Quote: TheSpyrofan12

Randomness FTW!
@SonicGX98 - Thanks, but I might not be using them.

Why not? I mean you dont have to, just wondering.

Oh, I guess I wasn't clear enough. I might not be using the Soul Gems. I will be using the characters.

Why are you suing the soul gems? Do they have a lawyer? *shotshotshot*

No I know you said. That u wouldn't be using the soul gems. Just wondering why u won't be using them.

Mainly because I'm not really going to be using Soul Gem abilities.
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CHAPTER 40: NINTENDO

Amicus and Lucy looked down the cliff.
"Um... I was only supposed to shoot him." Amicus said. "I didn't realise the tranquiliser would knock him back."
"Tranqualiser? So you only wanted to stun him?" Lucy asked.
"Yeah. I WAS going to recruit him to the army, but...Wow." Amicus replied. "Uh... If you want revenge, meet me in New York."
Amicus walked off.

Lucy watched him. "What the **** was that about?"

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Miyamoto guided them into the building.
"We have this strange ninja in the storage room." Miyamoto said. "She might be one of you 'Sky-whatsits'."
"It's Skylanders." Double Trouble said.
"Well how was I supposed to know?"" Miyamoto asked. "Skylanders isn't out in Japan."

Miyamoto opened the door to the storage room. A statue of Stealth Elf was there.
Steve approached it.

It started glowing. Stealth Elf broke free.
"Silent but Deadly!" Stealth Elf cried.

"Carbon Monoxide?" Zook joked.
"That isn't funny." Steve said.
"Yeah, I know..." Zook replied.

"Where am I?" Stealth Elf asked.
"The Nintendo building in Japan." Miyamoto replied. "And are you a ninja?"
"Yes." Stealth Elf replied.
"Well, could you tell us about what it's like being a ninja?" Miyamoto asked. "We're thinking about making a ninja game soon."
"Uh... Sure." Stealth Elf replied.

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Kaos, Umbra, L-Spyro, L-Bash, and L-Trigger Happy were in Umbra's house.
"So why are we here?" L-Bash asked. "Skylands is more fun."
"Well we need to prepare." Umbra replied. "We must go to America if we wish to put an end to our enemies."
"And you need us because... We're strong?" L-Trigger Happy asked.
"No. I need you so you can ballet dance with Hugo." Umbra sarcastically replied.
"Shall I get my dress?" L-Trigger Happy asked.
"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" Umbra shouted.
"Oh." L-Trigger Happy replied.

"So are we going yet?" Kaos asked.
"Not yet." Umbra replied. "We need to fill another five lines."
Kaos burped.
L-Bash burped.
L-Spyro burped.
L-Trigger Happy farted.
Umbra sighed. "That'll do."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Finally!

Cool!

Another great chapter!

Awesome!

Great.

Thanks!
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CHAPTER 41: PREPARING

Stealth Elf was telling the Nintendo people about ninja things.
"Lastly, they stay in stealth mode whenever possible." she said.
"That makes sense." one person said.

"Uh... I think we should get going." Steve said. "I remember being told that we should go to America."
"I think I'll stay here a bit longer." Stealth Elf replied. "This place might be a good place for me to train."
"Plus we need to know more!" Miyamoto added.

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Gill Grunt was watching TV.
"What are you watching now?" Amicus asked.
"Pokemon." Gill Grunt replied. "No Pikachu! You can't evolve!"
Amicus switched off the TV.
"Hey! I was watching that!" Gill Grunt shouted.
"We will prepare for our battle in New York." Amicus said. "It is there that we shall finish them."
"Finish them!" Gill Grunt cheered, shaking his fist.
"Shut up." Amicus said.

"I have to ask you something." Gill said. "Why do you always wear that mask?"
"Why do you always carry that harpoon?" Amicus replied.
Gill Grunt thought. "Punctum capta."
"Have you been learning Latin?" Amicus asked.
"Yep." Gill replied.
"You really are evil."

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Umbra activated a warp pad. "We ready? This will be where we beat the Portal Masters, AND that freak."
"Do they have cookies in America?" Kaos asked.
"Yes." Umbra replied.
"Off we go!" Kaos cheered.
"Why do we have to do this?" L-Spyro asked. "Why must we be evil?"
"Because it's fun." Kaos replied.

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Steve and the Skylanders (except Stealth Elf) left the building.
Zook ran down. "There you are! I've been looking for you!"
"Well whatever." Wrecking Ball said. "We weren't looking for you."
"Hey, where's that girl?" Drobot asked.
"You mean Lucy?" Steve asked. "I'm not sure."

Lucy ran over to them. "I'm here. And..."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Cut there so I don't have to write about what already happened.

Cool! Can't wait to see the final Showdown, Also check out my fanfic, I've got some big plans for Gill Grunt!

So you've started? But I can't find it...
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CHAPTER 42: AGENT M

Hermit got back up. "Anyway, the fire orb is in the lava. Go get it."
Equator sighed. "Alright."
He dove into the lava.

Hermit looked at his watch. "Is it really that late?"

A flash of light appeared.
A creature wearing a red cloak over it's body emerged.
"Who are you?" Hermit asked.
"You can call me... Agent M." he replied. "My boss Agent R wanted me to tell you someting."
"What?" Hermit asked. "Agent G is planning attack. There might not be enough time to recover the last four orbs. Gather the Tech, Undead, Life, and Air Sky Troops and bring them back to the Ruins."
"But what about the remaining hypnotised creatures?" Hermit asked.
"The spell is weakening." Agent M replied. "They will regain senses soon. Except the true evil one."
"Who is this true evil one?" Hermit asked.
"I'll tell you at the Ruins." Agent M replied. "Dat's right."

Equator dove back up. "It's not here."
"We don't have time." Hermit said. "Go with Agent M to the Ruins. I need to bring back Silvia, Ghost-Writer, Cyclone and Flora."

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All the Sky Troops were now at the Ruins.
"So what's this that's going on?" Hugo asked.
"I'm not sure." Silvia replied. "But it's a shame we only have three orbs."

A sword flew at them.
L-Chop Chop ran towards them. "You ready to fight... Pop Fizz?"
"Why does he want you, Pop Fizz?" Cyclone asked.
"You..." Pop Fizz started. "Are working with Agent G, aren't you!"
L-Chop Chop nodded. "And we need you."
"I'll never help you!" Pop Fizz shouted.
L-Chop Chop smiled. "I thought you'd say that. That is why I brought... this."

He took out a bomb.
"Come with me, and I won't blow this place up." L-Chop Chop said.
Pop Fizz sighed. "I guess I have no choice."
He approached L-Chop Chop.
They walked off.

"This is bad." Agent M said. "Agent G needs to create a potion that can take over any mind. Permanently. With Pop Fizz, it will be made easilly."
"What shall we do?" Ka-Bounce asked.
"We must gather at the factory." Agent M replied. "And hopefully they won't release the true evil one."
"Who IS the true evil one?" Hermit asked.
"Yeah, I'd like to know that too." Silvia added.
"Yeah, just tell us!" Ghost-Writer said.

Agent M sighed. "Some may call him... Kirby!"

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Things are gettin' serious.

Not long now...
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CHAPTER 43: THE KNIGHT

Gurglefin was in a prison cell. He was with an ork with tech gear, a red fox with fire around it's neck and tail, a boombazooker with gloves, a dark bat, and a tribal squirrel.
"We must prepare for fight!" Gurglefin said.
"I think you must have forgotten." the ork said. "We've all snapped out of the spell. Except you."
"Oh. So you're good now?" Gurglefin asked.
"Yep. For a few hours now." the squirrel replied. "Why else would Ripto lock us in here?"
"I'm ****ed." Gurglefin said.

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L-Chop Chop led Pop Fizz into the lab.
Malefor was in there.
"You're job is to create the potion." Malefor said.
"You know it isn't easy to make one like that." Pop Fizz said. "It would take at least six months to finish it."
"Then in the meantime you will help us out with other business too." Malefor replied. "You will also be provided with your own lab partner."
"Who?" Pop Fizz asked.
"Legendary Chop Chop." Malefor replied.
"What?!?" both Pop Fizz and L-Chop Chop cried.
"Good luck!" Malefor said, walking out.

"Wanna watch The Simpsons?" Pop Fizz asked.
L-Chop Chop sighed. "Sure."

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Agent M and Hermit led the Sky Troops into the factory.
Agent MK, Ripto, Crush and Gulp were standing there.
"We've been waitng for you." Ripto said. "We shall now head into the battlefield."
"Why don't we fight here?" Cyraa asked.
"Because I just painted the walls." Ripto replied. "I don't wanna ruin the walls."

MEANWHILE...

Gurglefin was knocked out.
The five others knocked down the gate.
"Ready for battle?" the ork asked.
"Yeah!" the other four cheered.

BACK TO THE SKY TROOPS...

All 11 Sky Troops were on the battlefield.
Crush and Gulp were also on there.

Agent MK smiled. "Now is my time."
"Huh?" Ripto asked.

Agent MK flew onto the battlefield.
He pulled out a golden sword. It had a red crystal on the handle.
He pulled off his cloak.
It revealed a round blue creature, with bat wings. He also had a mask on.

"Agent MK?" Ripto asked.
"You may now call me by my real name..." Agent MK replied. "Meta Knight!"

TO BE CONTINUED...
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...

OMG Kirby is back!!!!!

@spyrofan12
No it's not up yet. Just have plans. Also if MK. Is metaknight, are all the other agents names..

Quote: SonicGX98

if MK. Is metaknight, are all the other agents names..

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initials of their name?

If that is the case, then Agent G's identity is obvious to me.

Awesome! Suspense!

Quote: SonicGX98

@spyrofan12
No it's not up yet. Just have plans. Also if MK. Is metaknight, are all the other agents names..

Reveal Spoiler

initials of their name?

Agent M's entitial is M


Agent G and Agent R aren't enitials.

...
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CHAPTER 44: OFF TO AMERICA!

The helicopter flew through the air.
"You think we're ready?" Drobot asked. "There is only nine of us Skylanders!"
"Out of the eleven that have been freed." Hex added.
"We might lose." Double Trouble said.
"Well we don't have a choice." Steve said. "We need to take this guy down."
"Uh... I have a question." Lucy said. "Who's controlling this thing?"
"Good question." Chop Chop replied.

"I am."
Steve ran to the front. Zook was driving it.
"Zook... Have you been drinking?" Steve asked.
"Yep. Now I'm afraid that if I don't stop talking, I'll die!" Zook replied.
"Zook, snap outta it." Steve said.

Zook was lying on the floor.
He stood up. "Got ya!"
"How much longer till we get there?" Steve asked.
"Oh, I've been circling the place for about an hour now." Zook replied. "I can't seem to figure out how to land this thing."

HALF AN HOUR LATER

The helicopter landed.
Everyone got out.

"So this is the Big Apple?" Wrecking Ball asked. "I gotta say, it's everything I thought it would be."
A giant apple was sitting in front of them.
"Yeah, and New York is over there!" Lucy said, pointing to the city.
"Let's go then!" Steve cheered.

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Umbra, Kaos, L-Spyro, L-Bash, and L-Trigger Happy were sitting in the New York park.
"He here yet?" Kaos asked.
"No." Umbra sighed. "If he was here, we'd see him."

Amicus and Gill Grunt walked into the park.
"Stay outta my way, or you'll be killed too." Amicus said, knowing that they were there without looking at them.
"He's smart." L-Bash said.
"Everyone is smarter than you." L-Trigger Happy replied.
"Oh yeah!" L-Bash agreed.


Steve, Lucy, and the nine Skylanders ran into the park.

"Before we start, I have to say something." Amicus said.
"What?" Steve asked.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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What will he say?

A - Tell them his true identity.
B - Ask them to play Call of Duty.
C - Say 'Arriba!' and dance around a Mexican Hat.

You choose!

Cool chapters.

Awesome! And I think it will be B or C. A is just preposterous.

B all the way! But most likely c. Another great family guy reference!

Thanks!
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CHAPTER 45: THE BATTLE BEGINS

"Before we start, I have to say something." Amicus said.
"What?" Steve asked.
"Do you play Call of Duty?" Amicus asked.
"Yeah..." Steve replied.
"Wanna play?" Amicus asked.
"Aren't we supposed to be fighting?" Boomer asked.
"Yeah, but Gill Grunt sucks." Amicus replied.
"I suck at First Person Shooters." Gill Grunt added.
"BORING!" Kaos shouted.

"Less talk, more fight." Cynder said, shooting lightning at Amicus.
He deflected it back with an invisible sheild.
"Cool." L-Spyro said.
"Oh shut up." Umbra replied.

Amicus created a magical orb. He threw it at the Skylanders.
"You gonna help or what?" Amcus asked.
"Sorry." Gill Grunt replied.
He then shot three harpoons at them.
One hit Hex. One hit Double Trouble. One hit Cynder.
All three were knocked out.
Gill Grunt looked at his harpoons in shock. "Did I do that?"

Bash rolled into Gill Grunt.
He dodged and shot ou some water.
"IT BURNS!" Bash cried. "WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT WATER?!?"
"Salt." Gill replied.
"WHY WOULD YOU ****ING DO THAT?!?" Bach screamed.
He collapsed.


"Shouldn't we help?" L-Spyro asked.
"Why?" Umbra replied. "That Amicus guy is helping us out."
"We can't just sit here and watch though." L-Spyro replied.
"You're right." Kaos said. "I'll get us some popcorn!"
He ran off.
"Get me toffee!" Umbra shouted.


Amicus shot some more orbs. They knocked down Boomer and Chop Chop.
Amicus smiled. He shot out some eletricty.
L-Spyro flew into it.
"WHAT?!?" Amicus cried.
"What are you doing?!?" Umbra cried.
"I may be a copy, but in heart, I'm a Skylander!" L-Spyro replied, spitting fire at Amicus.
"He's right!" L-Bash said.
"Agreed." L-Trigger Happy said.

L-Bash shot rocks at Amicus.
L-Trigger Happy shot gold at Gill Grunt.
"Traitors!" Umbra shouted.
"You want some of this?" L-Trigger Happy asked, pointing the guns at Umbra.
Umbra quickly shook his head.
"That's what I thought." L-Trigger Happy replied.

Wrecking Ball shout out a poisonous burp.
Amicus deflected it back.
Wrecking Ball inhaled it. "Urgh... Do I really smell like that?!?"

"Shouldn't we help?" Lucy asked.
"How? That guy could kill us." Steve replied. "In the meantime, we should check up on what's going on in Skylands. But, that'll have to wait until next time."
"Next time?" Lucy asked.
"You wouldn't understand." Steve replied.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Breaking the fourth wall!

Awesome! Is next time...

Quote: SonicGX98

Awesome! Is next time...

Reveal Spoiler

#2?

No. Next chapter.
Speaking of which...
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CHAPTER 46: AGENT R'S PLAN

"Will you still fight us fools?" Meta Knight asked.
"Obviously." Brackish Water replied.
"Oh." Meta Knight replied. "I... uh... I didn't expect you to say that..."

The five creatures ran in.
"Let's do this!" the ork cried.
"Who are you?" Flora asked.

"I'm Technovork." the ork replied.
"Call me Blow-Foe." the squirrel said.
"Blatof!" the bat screeched.
"FireFox." the fox said.
"Groak's the name." the bambazooka replied.

"So, we gonna battle now?" Crush asked. "I wanna smash something."


Agent M stood by the wall.
He recieved a call.
"Yeah?" he asked.
"Where are you?"
"Teh factory. Teh Sky Troops are preparing for teh fight."
"Good. Just make sure Kirby isn't released. And remember your mission"
"You sure it's a good idea?"
"We have no choice."
"But I can't do it. I may be a villain, but I can't do tat."
"Just do it. Call him."
"But bos... Dang it. He hung up."
Agent M put away his phone.

"Problem?" Hermit asked.
Agent M sighed. "I have to call him."
"Him?!?" Hermit cried.
"You have no idea who he is, do you?" Agent M asked.
"No." Hermit replied, in embarrasment.

Agent M sighed. He spawned a shadow ball. He then shot it into the air.

"What was that for?" Ripto asked. "That ceiling was just rebuilt."
"Does it matter?" Malefor asked, approaching him.
"Good point." Ripto replied.

A creature jumped down.
It was round, pink, and had a microphone.
"I've heard of this guy." Hermit said. "I believe he's called..."
"Jigglypuff." Agent M replied.

Everyone started laughing.
"What's so special about this guy?" Ripto asked, trying to stop laughing.

Jigglypuff started glowing.
It grew 10 times it's size.
Half of it turned robotic.
It grew huge mussles on it's arms.
It stopped glowing.
"JIGGLY!" it cried.

"Didn't see that coming..." Ripto said.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Almost over.

Cool! Reference to brawl perhaps?

Great.

Awesome!

Thanks!
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CHAPTER 47: KIRBY...

"Ready to give up now, Ripto?" Agent M asked.
"No." Ripto replied.
Agent M clicked his fingers.
Jigglypuff shot a laser at Ripto.

He collapsed. "Didn't see... that coming..."

"Let's release Kirby." Malefor suggested.
"Good... Idea..." Ripto replied, trying to recover.
Malefor clicked his fingers.

The wall broke down.
"OH COME ON!" Ripto complained. "I JUST BUILT THAT!"

A round, pink blob flew through.
"Ready to die, you ****ers?" it asked.
"Kirby, finish them." Malefor said.
"Last I checked, you never payed me for the last brat I murdered." Kirby replied.
Malefor sighed. "The turkey is already in the oven."
"Good." Kirby replied.

"This could be bad..." Agent M said.
"Really?" Hermit asked, sarcastically.
"Oh shut up." Agent M replied.

"We can't go down without a fight!" Silvia cried. "There are seventeen of us, and only four of you!"
Kirby opened his mouth. He inhaled everyone, then spat them back out.
"Good point." Silvia replied, covered in saliva.
"Gross." Ripto commented.
"I JUST showered!" Malefor complained.
"Sorry." Kirby said. "But you should have known better than to stand in my way."

"I'm getting the slight feeling this guy is too tough to handle." Equator said.
"You don't say..." Mage replied, sarcastically.
"Could all of you ****ers just shut up with the sarcastic **** already?" Kirby asked.
"Fine." Mage replied.

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Hugo stood in the Ruins.
"I have the strange feeling that something bad is going to happen. I must call Master Eon."
He pushed a button.

Eon's head projected into the air.
"Master Eon!" Hugo cried.
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE TO TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER!?!" Eon screamed.
"Sorry Master Eon." Hugo replied. "But I have this strange feeling that something bad is going to happen."
"Well of course something bad will happen." Eon replied. "The Skylanders aren't here. Now if you will excuse me..."
Eon's head disappeared.

"What does he do in there?" Hugo asked himself.

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Agent M and Hermit hid around the corner.
"This is going too far." Agent M said.
"Yeah." Hermit agreed. "How did he even get that gun?"

Kirby jumped around the corner. He was holding a machine gun.
"Die you Motha-****ers!" he cried, pulling the trigger.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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There's a new horror film out. It's called: 'Kirby - Death from a Bullet'.

And now...
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FINAL CHAPTER: THE END?

"I still don't undertsand what you mean by that." Lucy said.
"Nevermind now. It's already done." Steve replied. "But maybe we should help."

All of the Skylanders (except the Legendaries) had collapsed.
L-Spyro, L-Bash, and L-Trigger Happy were still fighting, but were extremely weak.

"Try taking me on!" Steve called out.
He ran over to Amicus, and punched him.
He was knocked back, and collapsed.

Amicus smiled. "Now to finish them."
"Uh... How are you gonna do that?" Gill Grunt asked.
Amicus clicked hit fingers. A wave of energy was released.
It transformed the Skylanders, the Legendaries, and Steve into statues.
"Wow." Umbra said. "I'm gonna get going now. Thanks for taking care of them."
"I did what I had to do." Amicus replied. "Agent G will be pleased now."

Umbra ran off.

Amicus turned and looked at Lucy. "Do you wish to share the same fate as your friends?"
She quickly shook her head.
"Then you shall go home, and forget this ever happened." Amicus replied. "Continue living your life as if you never met the Skylanders, or me. And do not speak a word of this to anyone."
"Or what?" Lucy asked.
"I'll kill you." Amicus replied. "Now get outta my sight!"
Lucy ran off.

She ran into the helicopter and flew away.


"So... What now?" Gill Grunt asked.
"We shall give the report to Agent G." Amicus replied. "And by now, Skylands shall be under control of Ripto and Malefor."
"And what will we do?" Gill Grunt asked.
Amicus thought. "We shall celebrate. Gangnam style."
"Yeah!" Gill Grunt cheered.
They walked off.

"Do you think people will understand what we meant by that?" Gill Grunt asked.
"If they don't, they can just search it on Youtube." Amicus replied.
"Ah. Okay." Gill Grunt replied.

THE END...?
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What will happen now?