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Damn, my phone doesn't recognize most of the letters, you guys and girls are typing... XP

Darn..D:

I feel like being apart from the rest of the world... with only a scoop of ice cream.

Well that sucks... And I'm exhausted y'all... Too..rough...of..a night... DX

What do ya mean??? O_-

Quote: LTU Spyro

What do ya mean??? O_-

Yeah? What?

Babysitting is rough... Especially when the two kids are---REALLY energetic!

How old?

Well there's a 18 month old and then there's a 4 year old.

What'd they do?

Jump off the walls and just other hyper stuff.

Sounds like my siblings.

Really? o.o

Yep.
One of the many reasons I don't want kids.

Darling, I think you've been looking after Tarzan's children...

..So have some music.

You know what song I have stuck in my head? Dr. Evil's Theme from Austin Powers... Strange, but it's catchy.

Evil... Evil is his one and only name...
Evil... In his mind there is no other game...
When your name is Evil, that is good, or so you think...
But you're so very wrong... It's evil!
But being wrong is right, so then you're good again,
which is the evilest thing--of all!
Do you find his sudden ways, invite you? Does he excite you?
If his contradictions should attract you, should he distract you?
Heaven help you then...
You're finished, it's the end...
There'll be no retrieval...
From the evil...
The evil,
he will
do.
He's evil,
He's Doctor Evil,
His name is Evil.

Ahhh... Good old times... By the way the government of my country decided, that Austin Powers is dedicated to adults only and it's only allowed to show at about 3AM...

Mwahahaa I have all 3 videos at home! I love watching them, I used to watch it when I was 8 and I didn't get any of the jokes, but now I still love them. Only thing is, though, they're all on VCR.. XP But it's ok, because I have one in my room.. ;3

My generation doesn't even know what a VCR is.
I still have my second favorite Disney movie, Bambi on VCR. >.>

Ikr?? Like, ALL of my Disney movies are on VCR! That's all I watched as a kid, so now I have shelf-fulls of VCR tapes. o.-
Haha one of my favorite scenes from Goldmember-

I used to have a VCR, but it broke and since it was the beginning of CD's we didn't get another. I loved to watch Disney movies... ;__;

Hahah!!! Nice video!

My favorite was always the Lion King. x3 It's so sad though... ;.;

Lol here's another scene that had me laughing.

I haven't seen Lion King since, I dunno - 5 maybe.

"This video isn't aviable in your country." Shizzle McDizzle!!! ):<

Aww, really?? Daamn... XP Anyways, in a nutshell (lol) one of Dr. Evil's henchmen throws a shoe at Austin. It hits him in the head, and he says "Ow... That REALLY hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly!" Hahaha it's just how he says it in his British accent, it's funny as heck.

Haha!!! Must've been good one!!

And then those infamous shadow scenes... Classics...

I miss the good old times. They were a lot more fun than today's YOLO's, SWAG's and other worthless junk...

Like remember when people weren't assholes.

Yeah.. I swear, if I hear YOLO one more freakin' time... I don't know what! Everybody says it around here, graffitis it on walls, etc...
Oh, and out of sheer laziness and boredom, I slapped together part of a comic I made. It doesn't even have a title, it's just Austin Powers-related. So here you go, prepare for my pure lazy self.

http://i.imgur.com/IedhQ.jpg

I REGRET NOTHING.

People wanted a zombie apocalypse? There you have it! You get infected if you never put your iPhone(only!) away for a whole day. To be a special infected you must have everything above and have at least 3 social web accounts. Zombies are hard to spot, because they walk, eat and talk just like not infected. Luckily, zombies keep saying YOLO and SWAG to recognize their own kind. If you spot one of these symptoms, run at sight and don't try to fight them. If you get surrounded, become one them until the coast is clear, then run home and wash your mouth with soap. There is no cure for this yet, but together we'll find a way!
Random, awesome and funny!! Great job, dear!!

Hahaha paris...
Omg.. haha funny... And thank you! I worked soooo hard on it! *note the sarcasm*

Will we ever see page 2? Cuz that was groovy!!

What's your avi, sweetheart? I can't exactly remember... XP

Yeah baby, yeah! You'll see it soon. Oh and did you know that they're coming out with an Austin Powers 4 soon?? I can't decide whether I want it to happen or not, because they might ruin the franchise if they really screw up with it... /:

It's Dr. Evil's logo lol. As seen in this pic.

They are? Oh please don't screw that up! Today knowing the quality only a few movies are worth watching. If they screw Austin Powers I swear I'm gonna find them and I'm gonna kill them!! 3:<

Ahhh... I knew I've seen it somewhere...

Yeah.. It's been a decade since the last one came out, and I hope to god that they still have 'the right stuff' to do it... But we can expect lots of celebrity appearances! I hope they get Katy Perry to be his 'Partner/Lover' this time. And make Lady Gaga appear. That'd be hilarious. Also, I have some guesses on what it'll be called. Since all the movies have titles spoofing the James Bond movies, we've gotta be creative.. How about.. Thunderballs?

Yaa... Lol:
Dr. Evil- "Ladies and gents, preperations A-G were a complete failure, but now we've finished the plan that will work this time! And we shall call it-- Preperation H!"
Scott- "Why don't you call it Preperation ass cream, you ass.."
Dr. Evil- "...I'm sorry, did you want some ice cream?"
Scott- "Yes.. I'd love some chocolate ass cream.." *rolls eyes*
Dr. Evil- "...Maybe later..."

For me I think the last part was quite good to end the series. Also Mr. Bean could be a great Dr. Evil henchman. "Thunderballs"? How about "The Golden Pussy(cat)"?

Just remembered that part. I didn't understand it, when I was little, but now I do.

Yeah, me too, but hey! I'm game for another GOOD one! :3 Hahaha you're right.. Wow lol I remember when me and my little cousin used to watch it ALLL the time, which is probably why my Goldmember VHS tape just recently crashed.. I was very sad... )': But anyway, it was probably the.. 20th time we watched it and she says "Ohmigosh... Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are the same person!!" and I rolled my eyes and said "Yeah, duh, you just now figured that out? He's also Fat Bastard.." She looked at me in amazement. Mind=blown for her haha.. Yeah! Thunderballs! It's dirty AND catchy! Ahahaha.. good one...

Lol is it sad that I've always got that joke? Even when I was 8?

Gawd, why can't today's things be so awesome like earlier? I'd laugh if they really named it like that...

You knew English well! I just started to learn it at that age!

Ikr?? Yessss... And they should also play 'Sexy and I Know It' sometime.. That song fits him to a tee!

Oh lol. I also think it's sad that I got most of the dirty jokes when I was that young.. Good gosh, what is wrong with me? I blame Austin Powers for my mind I have now!

EVERYTHING fits to them! They can make fun even from the most boring thing ever!

Austin would be dissapointed of you...

Haha exactly.. Dr. Evil even raps better than Pitbull. "DOMINOES MUTHA- ****A!!!"

Oh I doubt he would be disappointed in me.. That's an antonym of what he would be... That sounded a little.. strange, I know...

Yup! Even my cat raps better than Pitbull! And she can't even talk!

Are you making Inception again?

Haha... Funneh..

Eh? Inception?