Anyway, in this topic, we will make fun of Malefor's ridiculously demented voice, as well as numerous other things in DotD, starting with this stupidly long comic...
(In Malefor's Lair, by the gates...)
"You ready?"
"I'm scared." -_- *pushes through door* "Wha- GAAH!"Malefor: "Arf blarng flast, ar vezts ahv narived!(At long last, my guests have arrived!)"
O_o *cleans out ear with claw* "... It was easier to understand him with that dark crystal back at Warfang..." "Yeah... it was..."Malefor: "Gar bloo emeh igsting poo ee?!(Are you even listening to me?!)"
"What's that Mally, you want to have a tea party?"Malefor: "Ruff?!(What?!)"
*whispers in 's ear* "Are you serious?" *whispers back* "Just roll with it!"Malefor: "Ars vy uhs ehying-(As I was saying-)"
*British accent* "You want some tea, gov.? With scones?"Malefor:
"That actually wasn't funny..." "I'm talkin' here, goody two-shoes!"Malefor: "... Eht's gust het dis uvahr weeth...(...Let's just get this over with...)"
(scary black mist thingy covers
) "! NO!!"
"GRRAAAHHH!!!"Malefor: *laughs maniacally*
"..." *begins laughing himself*Malefor: "HaHaHa- Ruff? Orp vaffing!!(Hahaha- What? Sop laughing!!)"
"What are we laughing at?!" *continues laughing like an idiot* 
"GRAAAAHHH!!!" *smashes against wall continuously* "Ow! Your a jerk, Malefor!" "Why wont you FIGHT BACK?!?!" "Cause you've left me nothing to fight for..."Malefor: "Oo arv zuh wurl, dah tabau tat?!(You have the world, what about that?!)"
"Just kidding! I was just being emotional! YAAARRGG!!" *blasts with a lightning bolt* "GGAARRR!!"(Cynder changes back)
"That's for taking the snickerdoodles out of my cookie jar!" "That was 
's doing, you moron!"Malefor: *sigh* "Ee nu ee uolb av bee nah elh enpecor...(I knew I should have been a heath inspector...)"
(Meanwhile...)
*reading final chapters of current age* "Hm, curious. I don't remember that being in the book..."Ignitus: "... Can I have a turn now?"
"NO!!!" 
Ignitus:
... Why the heck did I even write this?
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