darkSpyro

It gets uploaded so fast that the movie gets corrupted and you can't watch it.

I wish my Photomedia teacher didn't give us so many assignments.

Ok, he/she gives even more.

I wish that this wish will get ruined!

Written by you, will be very easy to ruin.

I wish to be in a rock band.

It's a one man/woman rock band, and you become very unpopular.

I wish that MLP didn't exist!

It is first made 1 week from now.

I wish the battery would never die on my MP3, DS, and phone so I never had to charge it.

But someone desided to make MLP be on everytime on every channel forever

I wish my brother won't stop annoying me

Granted. Now your sister (if you have one) will annoy you.

I wish that there was a point of going to school.

It's already been granted you go to school to get loaded up with homework

I wish I could find

You do. But a scalper grabs him from your hands.

I wish that I could find at least ONE varient (gold, silver, glow, crystal)

It was a decoy that blows up in your face.

I wish scalpers didnt ever exist.

Scientists create a breed of Super Scalpers, who buy the entire shop!

I wish that Classic Spyro wasn't dead to Activision.

He's dead to everyone BUT Activision.

I'll try this again..
I wish the battery would never die on my MP3, DS, and phone so I never had to charge it.

It never dies, but everyone wants to use them all the time because theirs are dead and you never see them again.

I wish the holidays would come quicker.

Walmart stuffs them down your throat.

I wish I had a magic cupcake.

You get it,but before you it,it dissapears into nothing.

I wish for

While buying the cd the guy swears at you and screams at you so much that you faint and end up with a concussion on your head.

I wish that my 3ds' battery life was longer

I blow up your 3DS.

I wish I did not have every skylander.

you have them all but they're melted and useless.

I wish DotD was called The Darkest Hour as planned.

Then he would call: The Legend Of Spyro 3: The Darkest Hour as planned. (TLOS 3: TDHAP)
Easy. Just be your imagination, because in real life it never happened.

I wish I could fly like a bird or a Pegasus.

You can only fly 5 minutes at a time like in KIU

I wish for a wish about another wish.

You dont get more then one.

I wish for to ride Landia and they will burn me and I die!

It burns you, you die, but come back to life 1 second later

I wish people would stop making a huge deal over double posting.

No.


I wish I would battle the Metal General and die.

lol totally creative and on topic
You battle a Drill Sergeant instead but still die.

I wish I could go on an airplane.

Too bad I havent been on 1 either!

I wish for a radio active apple.

He is very talkative on the radio isn't he?

I wish I had the ability to control time.

You accidentally freeze yourself in time.
Wha?!! (To my granted wish)

I wish for a old watch.

It's just a drawing.

I wish for pasta.

I used radioactive as a pun. He talks a lot on the radio so that makes him active on the radio, yes? Therefore he is radioactive.

The pasta is moldy.

I wish my cankersores would go away permanently.

They do but you get new ones.

I wish for $12,984.

You stole it and get arrested a day later.

I wish I went to E3

the plane crashes,and your ticket burns up

i wish for cheese to DISSAPEAR FOREVER!!!!Muahahahaha!!

That violates physics. Wish invalid. Try again later.

I wish I had all the sonic games.

Quote: spyro and sonic

That violates physics. Wish invalid. Try again later.

I wish I had all the sonic games.

i don't understand your way of ruining my wish...what's cheese got to do with physics?

oh and i wish for longer signatures

The new character limit is 156.

I wish someone would answer spyro and sonic's wish.

Quote: Ignitor101

Quote: spyro and sonic

That violates physics. Wish invalid. Try again later.

I wish I had all the sonic games.

i don't understand your way of ruining my wish...what's cheese got to do with physics?

oh and i wish for longer signatures

You can't destroy matter. Making it disappear is impossible because it destroys matter.

Not going to answer that wish.

I wish to not wish.

You wish 100000000000000000000000000000000 times.

I wish I was ina land with raining cupcakes and Spyro and PUPPIES!

The raining cupcakes were stale and they hit you on the head and you are knocked out (don't take it personally)

I wish people were nicer online

Trolls take over

I wish I got the Wii U

Wait for the console is released, having enough money to buy it, having their games, having good money to do so.

I wish I could breathe under water like a fish. And know the mysteries of the all oceans.

those, "mysteries of the oceans" eat you alive underwater.

I wish I could have a glass of chocolate milk.

The chocolate milk is soiled.

I wish I could get a job.

your get fired on your first day.

I wish I had a pet tortoise.

The "tortoise" happens to be a prehistoric predator that enjoys chewing on your arm.

I wish a were a dragon. :3

A knight comes by and you get slayed.

I wish could figure out girls.

It will be the hardest of all. That is the other great mystery of the universe.

I want the world to be 20% more cooler. I mean, we were "invaded" by the ponies.

It happens but they're all murderous Pinkamena Diane Pie's.

I wish Equius ad Nepeta didn't get killed.

Too bad!

I wish my mother was still alive...

That's a dream worth coming true so im not going to ruin it o.o
I wish my dad would come home.