darkSpyro

It's okay.. That story's actually one of the reasons why I have much shorter hair now!
Oh my... That's horrible! When I was in 3rd Grade, I used to think bastard wasn't a swear.. X3 So one time when I was out practicing shooting squirrels with my BB gun, and I missed, I yelled "Bastard!!" and my mom and dad stared at me.. And I was like, "What?"

Lol!!! On a school trip few years ago we stayed at the hotel. Since we stayed in there the food was free. So I ate a whole huge cake by myself!!

Yikes, that's crazy! I have... sooo many interesting hotel stories!! Where do I begin?! Last year when our Math Team went to State we stayed at a hotel, and 4 of us girls stayed in one room.. Which had only 2 small beds.. Well, while one of my friends took a shower, my other friend and I hid her clothes under the bed, and when she got out of the shower she started screaming and demanding her clothes back. But that didn't happen, so she had to run around the room looking for them, without any clothes on, it was hilarious. Then when we left the next day, we had leftover pizza from that night. We had 4 pieces left, and by the time we got back, there were only 2 pieces!!! The maids stole our pizza!! D:< Lol..

Oh wow!! We'll try with the clothes one someday too! Everytime we go on the trips and have to sleep the first guy who falls asleep gets painted by markers or toothpaste...

Oh gosh, hehe.. Haha that's funny! On my 16th birthday, (which was on Friday the 13th last year! >:3) my 2 closest friends and I stayed at a hotel. And I even went the extra step and requested for us to get Room 237 (the haunted room in the horror movie 'The Shining'. ) All night we heard screams (but I could tell ya what that was! ) and people talking, it was creepy! Then we went to go see the new movie 'Insidious', it was actually a stupid and non-scary movie, but it had just enough 'umph' to scare my friends and I all that night.. The shadows from the window looked eerily similar to the ones from the movie.. Then the next day we went to the pool and the gym. My friend got on the treadmill, and she put it on the highest speed! She's running perfectly fine, then the next thing I hear is a thud and I look back and see her falling on the treadmill and flying backwards, her shirt almost went over her head, she was sooo embarrassed!! I cracked up!!

Lol... You girls like fooling around!

I'm a rebel girl, and I'm naughteh!! >:3 I like to break a few rules sometimes, heh.. ^.^'

You like breaking rules? We're gonna be a naughty couple in the future! ;3

You got that right! ;3
Hmmmmm.. What to do with a house all to myself... X3

Hehehe... ;3
Bring me somehow! XP

Gawsh... ;3
Hehe, I'd love to! And just what were you planning on wanting to do?.. hehe... X3

What are you thinking about? ;3
I want to take you to somewhere romantic and alone... Or take you to the cinema! :3

Welll let's just say... my imagination's going wild right now... And hawt.. ;3
Aww, that's sweet! :3

Gawd, you naughteh... ;3
I always wanted to take you for dinner! <3

Heh... ;3
Aww... That'd be soo awesome!

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What are you thinking about? ;3
I want to take you to somewhere romantic and alone... Or take you to the cinema! :3

(I came)
No one says that anymore.. lol.

Woah paris, you came???.. haha jk..
Yeah, you have a point... I just say 'movies'..

I hate being sick.
I hate that parents send their childeren to school sick.

I went to school even when I was almost passing out from sickness last week.. and my parents tried to MAKE me stay home literally. I'm trying to go for Perfect Attendance all throughout my high school years. So far, since I was a Freshman I haven't missed a single day! *crosses fingers*

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I went to school even when I was almost passing out from sickness last week.. and my parents tried to MAKE me stay home literally. I'm trying to go for Perfect Attendance all throughout my high school years. So far, since I was a Freshman I haven't missed a single day! *crosses fingers*

I don't recomend going to school while your sick.

Yeah I know, but everyone else does.. That's how I got sick in the first place.. XP
I just had to post this, it's my favorite scene in this movie! I rewinded it sooo many times when I would watch it with my family, we laughed for ages!! It's reeeeeaally crappy quality, but it doesn't matter, all that matters is the voices!

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What are you thinking about? ;3
I want to take you to somewhere romantic and alone... Or take you to the cinema! :3

(I came)
No one says that anymore.. lol.

I still say it! For the love of English language!

@Pyro, my sweetie: Hahahah!!! Best scene in that movie!

Agreed.. I love that part sooo much! It always makes me laugh.

Here's something different... I tried to draw a human, but failed epically. But anyways, here it is. There's a story that goes along with it, too.



The Fugitive

Joanne Gardner was a receptionist for a business that manufactured high-tech machines. She drove to work every morning with her regular cup of coffee by her side, into the city where the bustling of morning rush hour took place. When she entered the tall glass skyscraper and sat at her reception desk, she took a glance at the photo with her three children and her husband. She smiled, for she was always happy to see her special loved ones every morning. The picture in the gold frame kept her motivated, better than her French vanilla espresso with whipped cream.

She was the only worker in her household, her husband had recently been laid off at a factory downtown. He had been trying to find a job, but in this economy he was not having much luck. Joanne barely made enough salary to put food on their table.

One morning she was typing out a draft on her computer, when her cell phone rang. She picked it up, saw that it was her mother on the caller ID, and instantly worried. She answered it with a slightly shaking hand.
"Hello?"
"Joanne, I have some terrible news," her mother said sadly on the other end.
"Oh no.. What is it?" She asked, already tearing up.
"Your father passed away earlier this morning.."
The words struck Joanne like a brick to the chest. She was close to her father, the two shared an unspeakable bond. They would always complete each other's thoughts, sentences, and know just how to have a good time with just about anything.
"R-really?.." She choked, a lump forming in her throat.
"I'm so sorry, Jo..." Her mother cried on the other end. Joanne said her sympathies and hung up, staring at her phone on the desk. Her boss, Mr. Gregory stormed up to her. He was a stout, fat man with little hair on his balding head. He wore small square-framed glasses and had a walrus-like moustache.
"Joanne, what the hell are you doing?" He scolded her, looking at her through his flashing lens.
"Sir, I'm sorry, my---.." She began to answer, but was interupted.
"Joanne, I can't have you sitting here doing nothing!! We have a company to run!" He slammed his fist on the desk, making her jump.
"Sir, please--.."
"I've had it up to here with your slacking! I've never had a lazier employee!" He raged, his face turning red, his beady black eyes shining with anger.
"I haven't been having the best day, sir!..." She shot back, her bright blue eyes filled with tears.
"Well, every day isn't your best day! And certainly not today---Because YOU'RE FIRED..." He boomed. Joanne's heart sank to her stomach.
"What?" She asked, the words echoing in her head. She was frozen.
"You heard me! Now pack your bags and LEAVE.." He yelled, turned on his heel and stormed out. Joanne sat, unable to move, for the longest time before starting to pack up her things. She picked up the picture frame. How would she support her family? They would go homeless, unable to have any food or clothes, or pay the bills. She started sobbing uncontrolably, before she eyed the register under the desk. She kept the key to it in her drawer. Looking around her, she pretended to trip, and threw her coffee cup at the security camera. The hot burning liquid short-circuited it. Then she opened the register and stared at the wads of cash. Should she take it? She had to keep her family happy for now. And she had to help her mother with her father's funeral expenses. Her conscience running wildly in her head, she decided to take the money. She threw it in her briefcase and quickly walked out of the headquarters. Turning around the corner, she heard Mr. Gregory yelling at her from behind. She picked up her pace, fearful that he had called the cops. She raced down the sidewalk, still sobbing. Her mascara had run down her face. The siren of a police car was in the distance, and she feared for her life now. Why had she done this?? She saw a police officer running at her, and veered off to the left down an alleyway. She ran up to a brick wall, she was trapped. She dropped her briefcase, and leaned against the wall crying. Her life had now been screwed up because of what she'd done. All she ever wanted was her family to survive, happily. She opened her eyes and through her tears she saw the police squad running at her. It's over, she thought. Her eyes burned now, she reached into her pocket to take out a tissue, but the officers believed it was something else. Joanne heard loud shots exploding in the air....

Depressing ending, I know... T_T '

Wow... I have nothing to say... Such a sad story... ): But the picture is good!

I planned the story to be MUCH less depressing, but I don't know.. It just turned out that way.. D: And thanks! I suck majorly at humans, but I had such a random and good idea for a story..

It's a great story! I liked it! And you draw humans great!! ^.^

Well thank ya!! ^.^ And I just noticed... I forgot to draw her wedding ring..

Looks like the family budget was so low, that she had to sell even her ring....

That'd suck!!

It would!!

Heh.. Question... Do you think I talk too much?..

Nope! You talk enough! I love chatting with ya! It's fun!

Okay haha.. I was just wondering, I just imagined all this time I'm talking you're sitting there going "Sheesh won't this woman ever shut her mouth??" Haha..

You can talk forever, sweetie! I won't mind it! ^.^

Awww.. Thanks.. That means soo much to a girl!!

Awesome story!

Thanks! Such irony and figurative language used in this story!
Irony- Joanne's father had died the same day she had.. It was said they were 'so close' and shared an 'everlasting bond till death'.
Were you for or against Joanne? In other words, were you cheering her on for supporting her family, or were you despised by her actions?
Just some questions to get ya thinking a little..

I'm for Joanne!! If her's Big Mac eating boss would have listened to her, everything would be okay!

Lol... Big Mac..

It fitted!

......hmph. me no like sad stories

that a good picture!

D; ....................

@LTU- Haha that's what she said..
Thanks, ya'll! Yeahhh, sad story, I know.. :C

My entry for shorty's contest. BUCK FAILNESS...

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My entry for shorty's contest. BUCK FAILNESS...

You seriously think thats bad?
>.>....
that is amazing..

Thanks..
I guess it didn't turn out too bad.. /:

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My entry for shorty's contest. BUCK AWESOMENESS!!! :3

Fixed it for ya!

Awww, thanks! ^.^'