darkSpyro

As some of you know, Fi is Link's sidekick on Skyward Sword. I thought of something where Fi has access to the Silent Realm anytime she wants to go there. And here she is talking to a Gardian. (Yes I know this story is awkward) Ok, here's the story:

Chapter 1: Farore's Silent Realm Part 1
Fi is in Farore's Silent Realm. She is floating around, admiring the green tint of the realm. She stumbles along a Gardian and starts talking to it. "So, is it fun being a Gardian?" she asks. The Gardian just looks at her. "Umm, sure, yeah, ok........ Why do you just stand here all day? Do you socialize with the other Gardians of this realm?" Fi asks the Gardian. The Gardian roars "UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Fi's like, "Ok.......... Wait, is that a birth mark on your arm?" The Gardians like, "...........................Uhhh........" Fi's like, "Well, I didn't mean to embaress you." The Gardian starts to cry. Fi's like, "Well, uh, uh, uuuhhhh, *sobbs* I'm SORRYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS!!!!! *sobbs more*" They cry for 5 minutes then the other Gardians notice them and gather around. They start to cry. Then they all embrase in a hug. Link is standing in the background and he's like, "What the.............Why are they.......Why is......Whyyyyyyyyy *starts crying to*" Link enbraces the Gardians and Fi and they cry for 8 hours strait.
The End of Part 1

Uhhh.................... Anyone? No?

I'm reading

link dosn't cry link ofender
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: El
*head blows up*

Quote: miniquiny999

link dosn't cry link ofender
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: El
*head blows up*

UGH. BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 1: Farore's Silent Realm Part 2
After 2 days of crying, they finally stop crying and they walk around acting like idiots. They stuble upon another sobbing Gardian and then they all start crying again. Farore comes along and she's like, "What the..................... Tch. I'm too awesome to cry." She goes up to them and says, "HEY. Break it up, now!" They all break up and they still have tears in their eyes. She looks at Fi, who then dies for no reason what-so-ever. Farore's like, "Ugh! Not again......." Link looks at Fi and starts crying AGAIN. The Gardians see Link crying and start crying AGAIN.

Five days later................
Farore's on the ground sleeping while everyone stops crying. Fi comes back to life and Link is hugging her. But Fi turns red and becomes evil and pushes Link into pressure water and the Gardians kill him. Then Fi turns be to normal and starts crying for killing Link. The Gardians star crying too. Farore's like, ""