darkSpyro

A sequel to my other story.

Prologue

Spyro was walking in the dragon realms, peace was here at last! Oh, wait, my mistake. I spilled coffee over my script AND theres a typing error! Now, to the point. Spyro was- no, no... Spyro got- nuh uh... oh! *cough cough* Spyro was trotting along, when he came across Ember! !!! "Oh Spyro~" Ember smiled. "Ahhhh! HELP MEEEEE!" Spyro screamed before turning around and running into a big blackish purpleish gem. "Daaaang ittttttt." He growled. He hoped on it and saw a kind kong ruining the dragon realms- DANG IT. I mean Red, a fallen dragon elder with dark magic- like the sorceror. "Dude, if your the narorator, get it right!" Hey! Not my fault! "You only wish!" Spyro rolled his eyes. Fine! You wanna narorate your story, here! *throws papers at Spyro and leaves.* "Dang it, now im the narrorator- oooh, candy!" *Purple comes and begins reading paper.* "Purple! GET AWAY!" Spyro started slapping the air. "O.o' Uhh, dude, over here...." She said. "TAKE THAT ANS THAT, AAAAANNNNDDDD THAT!" Spyro yelled. "Well, this will take awhile...." Purple said as she smacked Spyro across the face and left.

LOL nice

Heh, thanks! Its gonna be kind of a comedy story.

that awsome

thanks gary! If i dont have homework i will write another chapter.

My favorite was: "oooh, candy". The name of the story was funny: "Spyro: A heros fail" insted for tail.

no problem

@Dragonlover00

lol yeah i randomly came up with the name.

Chapter 1: Emberidhness!
Once Spyro got up, he decided to go and visit the Nanny. When he got there, Nanny was crying. Spyro ran over to her. "Nanny! Are you okay?" He asked. "No... I'm not!" She cried. "Whats wrong?" He stood on his hind legs. "Oh im just watching House.." She began. "This episode is dipressing!" She cried. "...arent they all?" "Yes, and this is one of them..." Nanny blew her nose. ":I" "Oh and all the eggs were stolen." She said, not taking her eye off the T.V. Spyro gasped. "I'll go get them!" He ran outside to see so many pink eggs! He grabbed them and gave them to Nanny. Spyro began to glow and he turned into... A chocolate bar! No... no... A talking monkey- no.... Oh yeah! EMBER. "NANNY WHAT DID YOU DO TO MEEEE!" He screamed. She only waved her hand as Spyro screamed.

Um... Not to be stupid, but who is purple? Is she your own charachter?

Mmhmm,

Can you write more, please? This is funny so, please make more.

Err okay. Any ideas on what should happen next?

@Purple n Spyro
Maybe that Cynder come and give Spyro a big huge and Spyro get totaly shock and turns back into a dragon and then he scream:
"What are you doing?" and then that green thing in clasic Spyro who named something with Gnasty Gnorc or something like that come and wearing a dress and say:
"Look, I am a prinsecis" and Cynder and Spyro . That is an idea you can use.

Hmm, I may have something. The next chapter will be up tonight.

...Delayed...
Chapter 2: A Girls (or not) Fight.
"Oh man what am I gonna do when Ember sees me..." He whispered, crawling away. Flame trotted up to him. "Hey Ember!" Flame smiled. "Err, I'm not-" "Here I got you your special food for your cold." Flame interrupted, shuving down some salad down Spyro's throat, which made him choke. "bll...blll... BLEH." Spyro spat up the salad. "Flame, I'm not Ember, I'm Spyro!" Spyro cried. "Ember, seriously, its not funny!" Flame growled. Just then a pink dragoness walked up to Flame. "Hey Flame! Did you get-" The dragoness turned to Spyro. "Ember, I-" Spyro was cut off. "OH NOW YOUR TRYING TO ATRACT SPYRO WITH MY LOOKS HUH? HUUUUH!?" Ember screamed and leapt onto Spyro, biting him and clawing at him.

nice story

That is a nice story.

It was short. DX. I'll try to make the next one longer.

Do you mean that you will stop making this?

lol
nice!

perfeto, you would make a great story book maker, mite make a movie some day aswell.

Oh heheheh, thanks!

Dude, awesome story!!! Made me laugh- wow, thats a change

Wow I really need to write another chapter

Chapter 3: Gnasty Gnorc...?

Ember finally left Spyro,and Granny said to come back when her show was done. Spyro knew to be careful, but he was hungry. Spyro walked into a store and bought two ham sandwiches. Flame came out and saw him, and he went over to him. Dangit! Spyro thought. "Hey Ember." Flame said. "I'm not Ember." Spyro said. Flame looked at him then laughed. "Yeah, okay." Spyro growled. "I'm not Ember!" He said louder. Flame looked at him. "Ember, its not funny anymore." Spyro shook his head. "Anyway, bye." Spyro got up and ran to nannys house. "Oh Spyro! Your ready to change back?" She asked. "Y-E-S, YES." he spelled out. Nanny changed him back. "Okay well lets go get some-" Spyro noticed there was nothing guarding Gnasty's cave. "...but I- Just go with it." He said, charging into the cave. He saw Flame at the end, and he ran to him. "Hey Fla- Whats wrong?" Spyro saw Flame, he was frozen. "...I..I..I've been scarred...." He whispered. "By?" Spyro asked. Flame said nothing but lifted a claw and pointed. Spyro looked at the direction Flame was pointing, and froze. "Hi Spyro I'm a princess! " Gnasty Gnorc was wearing a tiara and a dress. ".... " Spyro and Flame were both scarred.

Scared by a tiara and dress.

X3X3X3

Lol I cab imagine it now *shiver*... anyway this is hilarious

I actually thought people wouldn't like it .

Also, the Tiara and Dress idea credit to Dragonlover00

YOU GOTTA KEEP WRITING!!

Yep, it was my idea and you maked it much better then I did.

OMG, i didnt know you could make the story more funnyer than it already was, nice idea too dragonlover00, gnasty gnork in a dress and a teara, and in spyro a heros tail, he already looked stuped with his heart boxers that you see when facing him, dumbass.

^ Sorry, I haven't played it so much and haven't note it.

write more your story

that is awstruk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>.> Need to write more.

Niceo

DX this topic's gonna die.

how long you write your story? D:

Good job!

IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(tro)lolololololololollllol
Awesome story. I make laugh.

MUST. WRITE. MOAR.

Okay I've got the chapter ready. I'll post it in the afternoon.

Lol! Love this story!!!! I almost burst out laughing when I read this!

Well, after the inccident with Gnasty Spyro headed to Seashell Shore. He hated the crabs their, they NEVER SHUT UP! He was just charging a few of the small ones before running into an otter. "Hey man.. This dude came by and like, drained all me water man!" the otter said. "Uh, I can help you know.." Spyro said. "MAN! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.. Dude.." The otter jumped up. "Just say no.." Spyro muttered before charging off and refilling the water a bit. He noticed the water wasn't high enough so he went to pass by the otter to get to the other watermill. "Dude it's not high enough for surfing." he said. "Dude, I know." Spyro groaned and charged passed.
After running into Ember, Gnasty and the Nanny Spyro finally made it to the last watermill. "Man.. Am I hungry.." Spyro sighed. Sparx ate a butterfly. "man, am I full!" he shouted. spyro shot him a look and refilled the water again. He ran back to the otter and the otter jumped up and down he was so happy. "MY GIFT TO YOU," he said and threw something at Spyro before speeding off. It was a strawberry pop tart, Spyros favorite flavor! Spyro went to bite t when all of a sudden, the Nyan Cat theme started playing! Spyro started running as the cat followed Spyro around every turn and every step.
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Look I know this chapter wasn't funny, but it's updated SO BE HAPPY.

Oh also sorry for typos, using my iPod.

Oh my goodness! I almost burst out laughing! But I held it cause it's almost one in the morning where I live, everyone is asleep you're hilarious! I LOVE IT!
Oh man, Nyah cat! At least SOMEBODY understands its body is a POPTART! lol
I remember those stupid crabs. And that dumb otter lol

I made him kind of a hippy isn't his name Otto?

Yah lol its hilarious. He annoys me so much. After you complete his mission, he just says, and I quote:
"dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude... dude!"