
You buy a WW2 surplus flame thrower since doing a Gene Simmons fire spew is really dangerous!
You wear purple everything.
You have a headache from ramming your head into stuff.
You drown from swimming underwater too long.
You collect eggs.
You get busted for taking gems from jewelry stores.
Bears do not wear fancy clothes and monocles. And they have claws and teeth.
You like all the games, even Enter The Dragonfly.
You call your worst enemy "Gnasty Gnorc."
You complain about driving from one place to another, "Portals are a LOT quicker."