darkSpyro

Well, it's just like how sex with ACTUAL people works.

Oh, and Amber is pregnant.

But with the air? Like.......there's no resistance, therefore, it can't---Nevermind, I'm going to try and get these thoughts out of my head.

Geezus Christ.

I hope Peyrite's the father. If not, someone's getting ****ed up.

Yeah, I'm the father.

*slow sarcastic clap* Good for you, you knocked up a whore.

As Malle said, she's a slut, not a whore, because she isn't paid.

C&R is up now.

It depends on your definition of whore, I suppose.

Whatever the definition, the point is that she's pregnant. Now, tell me what you think of C&R.

It works.

Now, if you PM me, I can give some more detail. Would help, because then a better writing plan would be up.

Mmmmmk.

Great fic dude. so why is cynder a rapist. Oh and by the way im sorry i yelled at you in a post where i said aura s supporters are immature because one insulted my spelling based on calling me a troll, and i forgot it was you. But that was before you realized i was totally awesome, right?

Cynder (Called Dryncet in this) is a character I hate with an inhuman, feral ferocity. In fact, I hate EVERYTHING about LOS.

Malleder and Tyvatiius are both allusions to LOS

Malle(for)(Cyn)der = Malleder. Malleder is a portmanteau of Malefor and Cynder, two characters I hate with a violent passion.
T(errador)(C)y(rill)v(olteer)i(gn)itius = Tyvatiius. From that you can pick out the four Guardians, who I hate as well.

Those two are demons, symbolizing forced murder and rape, the greatest vices, against all life. After reading OOM by SC7, I grew fonder of Malefor, seeing he COULD have character and depth, and separated him from Cynder that he may be good.

Dryncet is an anagram of CynderT, T meaning treacherous (or traitor), the sin for which the very cruelest levels of hell were reserved for in Dante's Inferno. It was the Treacherous who suffered agony beyond any possible description. As such, I put this vice on Cynder, to show how I hated her.

In my writings, the greatest sins are the three greatest violences against the three most holy things: Love, Life, Lord.

"To Rape is the ultimate violence against love, beautiful nature incarnate though it have. Sacrilege to all love and holiness, that that glorious, to express amaranthine love doth be desecrate, that it be turned, e'er more horrible act of violence and hatred towards being humane, using that which is holy to destroy. Disease taketh a heart that it do this, to destroy innocence like wizened rot of tree. It is what destroys the heart.".

"To Murder is the ultimate violence against life, crystal water that floweth rebirth. Font ne'er oft doth be of wont, hark, that even those begat beneath star may so egregiously let, of light shone amongst that which in one'st wone, blade seep into silver veins. Ev'ry man must see, that call not a requiem shall he, for not by a victim's grave shalt man applaud. It is what destroys the mind.".

"To blaspheme is the ultimate violence against God, shalt ne'er hope see man more. Uttereth shalt he gnashing sanguine words amongst the flames of life, so may such churl gaze at those, death! For call a man would into shadow, and see he hast given his life to dragon, wyrm, and grave, for he calleth all life forfeit! Mercy not! Salve not! For no soul can withstand such incredible violence, that it seeth in light! It destroys the soul.".

These concepts are what the demons Axel and Dryncet were based on. The natural compulsion to devote their lives to doing every horrible wicked thing possible.

Wait, Prysom is christian? O.o

Oh, please, get that off my thread...

I read Dante's Inferno, what did you expect? Besides, it's complicated how it works in the Realms.

Most read Dante's Inferno........and Purgatory, and Heaven.

Not so many read Purgatorio and Paradiso as they do Inferno.

I read the whole thing.

As did I...

Dante will always be admired, because no one ever read him.

I cannot remember where that quote is from...

And besides, my inspirations for the levels of existence in La Ceccuchio Fiorenta and Naipham in W&M are both heavily inspired by Dante's Inferno. But to be quite frank, I completely hated the video game recently made about it. It's a disgrace to the book.

I read C. S. Lewis, and am I religious? _Nope (Chuck Tesla) I'm just that advanced to be atheist.

Also, thou're wrong, it's called "Comedia" altogether, "La Divina Comedia" as it's known today.

Buuuuuut, the first third of The Divine Comedy is known as Inferno, and since it's written by Dante, it's called Dante's Inferno.

Well, the whole shebang is on FF.net now, so I'll redo my sig.

Btw, some char names in japanese:

ぺゆりいと (Peyuriito)

スパイロ (Supairo)

あむぶーろ (Amubuuro - Hiragana)
アムブーロ (Amubuuro - Katakana)

ちろん (Chiron)

アクセル (Akuseru, or Axel... Man, his Japanese name is cool)

マル (Maru, or Malle)
マルデル (Maruderu, or Malleder)

ていゔぁゆうしいお さ (Teivayuushiiosa, or Tyvatiius... What a mouthful)

づりぬせいぬた (Dzurinseinuta, or Dryncet)

Too many more too list convieniently. Earlier, I was playing Final Fantasy III in Japanese (Don't ask why), and I decided to name the characters Peyrte, Supairo, Amabuuro and Chiron. So I thought I'd look up a few more. Just thought it'd be an interesting tidbit.

Well, at least one translated perfectly.

None did.

Quote: Prysom

Wrath and Mercy is 71 pages total. That's twice as long pagewise as my second longest work, and 2.5 times the length in words.

Bah!

My "real" stories...

The Martaan Trilogy:

Book I: Genesis...................18 Chapters.............250 pages
Book II: Bellum of Vicis........30 Chapters.............287 pages
Book III: Legacy..................35 Chapters.............309 pages

The Apocalypse Trilogy:

Book I: The Rise of the Rebels..............21 Chapters......457 pages
Book II: Fallen (Unfinished).................16 Chapters.....350 pages
Book III: Judgment Day (Unfinished)....01 Chapter......50 pages

BAM!

I've written quite a bit in my time.

The Relinquished- Book 1: Rise of the Theosis- 43 chapters- 689 pages
The Relinquished- Book 2: The Dragon Lord- 56 chapters- 744 pages
The Relinquished- Book 3: Ambushed By The Light- 68 chapters- 863 pages
The Relinquished- Book 4: Hunting the Hunter- 48 chapters- 648 pages
The Relinquished- Book 5: Sadist's Cove- 55 chapters- 730 pages
The Relinquished- Book 6: Fate's My Destroyer- 93 chapters- 973 pages

Outlaw Torn- 39 chapters- 520 pages

The Legend of Spyro: The Arguable Ally- 90 chapters- 547 pages. (estimation)

How in the hell-?

Leave it to Skorpion to ALWAYS try to best me.

For me TMA/TAT have seen a number of versions, on account of my computer crashing. Last (tenth) was 1000 pages long, no kidding.

Something happened I forgot a crapload apparently.

Realize that I, quite unlike both of you, am an extremely blunt and to the point writer. W&M is barely 41,000+ words, and it is the longest work of mine. I specialize in novellas and poems, not endless novels.

Prysom, read the grand finale of Apocalypse.

Why? I didn't bother to read whatever else was in Apocalypse.

The last two chapters are pure epicness.

But it involves Cynder and Spyro.

You racists bastard!

...Anyways,

And your point is?
Why you angry today anyways?

Also, you don't like Spyro and Cynder...yet you also say you do?
I'm lost.

So what if its about Spyro and Cynder? You think I've been stopped by SpyroxEmber stories? Or SpyroxElora stories? Hell no!

Do note three things:

1. I hate SxC, and always will.
2. I am not angry, you are misreading my posts.
3. I hate SxC.

And I hate SxE

Does that stop me? No.

Also, why do you hate SxC?

Is it because its overused?
So is Ember and Elora. I still read Razzek's stories, and some SpyroxEmber are good to.

Its all about keeping an open mind instead of shutting out any pairings.

Besides...Revolution contains swinging.

SpyroxCynder (main)
FlamexEmber (main)

But...there is

SpyroxEmber
FlamexCynder

On a few occasions

You know why Prysom hates SxC!

He wants her all for himself

I hate SxC almost entirely because Cynder is involved.

Cynder is almost like a sadomasochistic lesbian whore in shackles that lived in a cardboard box outside a random bar in Hoboken. Completely useless, unjustified horniness, ugly, and probably is like a walking petri dish, that bathes by rolling in dirty rainwater in a ditch and smells like rotten banana peels.

One of those really annoying people who want to do everyone even though cadavers are a sexier option. Completely ignorant of their filth, distorted body, and lack of any useful, endearing, or even bearable qualities. Not the pick from the bottom of the barrel, but the bottom of the barrel in which those rejected by the original barrel are put. A being so irredeemably vile, disgusting to the eye, and unpleasant, that no level of desperation would make you have any desire other than to excessively clothe her repulsive body.

Understand now?

Tl;dr

That's right, you just want to castrate Spyro and keep him from completing life's main goal and adding to the Circle of Life

Actually, bondage is huge right now....

Quote: Prysom

I hate SxC almost entirely because Cynder is involved.

Cynder is almost like a sadomasochistic lesbian whore in shackles that lived in a cardboard box outside a random bar in Hoboken. Completely useless, unjustified horniness, ugly, and probably is like a walking petri dish, that bathes by rolling in dirty rainwater in a ditch and smells like rotten banana peels.

One of those really annoying people who want to do everyone even though cadavers are a sexier option. Completely ignorant of their filth, distorted body, and lack of any useful, endearing, or even bearable qualities. Not the pick from the bottom of the barrel, but the bottom of the barrel in which those rejected by the original barrel are put. A being so irredeemably vile, disgusting to the eye, and unpleasant, that no level of desperation would make you have any desire other than to excessively clothe her repulsive body.

Understand now?

.....................I DISAGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *trails off*

Quote: spyrocynderfan7

Tl;dr

That's right, you just want to castrate Spyro and keep him from completing life's main goal and adding to the Circle of Life

Actually, bondage is huge right now....

In my own canon, or yours?

Because if he keeps trying to do my daughter, I might consider it.

AS do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Quote: Prysom

Quote: spyrocynderfan7

Tl;dr

That's right, you just want to castrate Spyro and keep him from completing life's main goal and adding to the Circle of Life

Actually, bondage is huge right now....

In my own canon, or yours?

Because if he keeps trying to do my daughter, I might consider it.

Ba........di.......Wha..........I don't know what to say to that.

....................
Infernio que el?

Not to correct you, but isn't it suppose to be "Infierno"?

Sera. Though she goes by Rhea more often.

She is the stronger of my two children, my little fighter. Seifer is the pacifist and the shy one, Sera is outgoing and likes sparring with guys. Naturally, she ended up seeing SOMETHING (Who knows what?) in Spyro, despite being nine years older than his physical age, and the two have started dating, much to my chagrin. I just need to make sure I can keep making effective enough threats.

After that, I'm willing to believe Cynder simply wants to rape and pillage the land, its simpler that way.