darkSpyro

Technically, Malleder was a DEMON. He was only a dragon after the evil was purged from him when Axel's orange dragon form died.

And actually, neither Amber nor Malleder knew until Malleder saw the vision in Naipham. After all, she was only a few days pregnant. Due to the surge of Amaryata-Yuga, their son, Chyron, will be much more powerful than normal.

POOOWAAAAAA!

Chapter XIX: Hai Chyron

As the fifth grew to a zenith, Spyro sighed, and said, "Excavenger, when will they come?". Peyrite said, "Soon, very soon.". Through a gap in the wall of space and time, came Amber and Malle. And as well... their son, a young man, stout and bold, fearless and courageous. Peyrite said, "I trust you had a nice time.". As Amber relayed a long bit of information on their stay, Spyro walked up to the young dragon, the child of Amber and Malle, and said, "So you're the kid. What's your name?".

The dragon responded, "It's Chyron, you?", to which the purple dragon responded, "Spyro, nice to meet you.". Chyron said, "Same here, Spyro.", as he, in reflex, brought his skeletal hand forward ever so slightly. Spyro jumped a bit and said, "Eesh, you have that too?". Malle rolled his eyes and said, "There IS something called heredity, Spyro. It's when you get traits from your parents.". Spyro retorted defensively, "How would I know? I never knew my parents!".

Chyron said, "Didn't you kill them or something?", to which Spyro snarled, "It wasn't my fault! Your father made me kill them!". Malle yelled, "Hey, that's not fair! I told you, Dryncet controlled me!". Peyrite, hearing them, yelled, "Shut up! You three, get over here.". And so they did. Peyrite said, "Tomorrow, it all ends. Tomorrow, I rid all existence of Axel.". Chyron said, "What of me? What shall I do?". Peyrite towered over the teenage Peyrit, and said, "Can you handle a blade or a firearm?", and Chyron nodded.

Peyrite said, "Take these, kill stuff.", and he tossed a gleaming bastard sword and a 10mm pistol to Chyron. Chyron said, "What of... well, magic? Power?", to which Peyrite shook his head. Peyrite said, "You are too young. I can't have a sixteen year old run around knowing how to engulf everything in fire. One bad day, and you could kill someone.". Chyron said, "But...", when Malle interrupted him and said, "Listen to Excavenger. He's been using magic for countless millenia.". Chyron snarled, "Fine...".

The five walked to battle, and Peyrite said to Malle, "I can already feel he will be a problem, I just know it.". Malle stated, "He's a teenager. You know how they are.", as he cast a glance at Spyro. Peyrite said, "Spyro is different. Though he acts like a teenager often, his chronological age gives him a lot of wisdom. Chyron will learn in time. A dragon is forever, but the same cannot be said for a child.". Malle laughed softly to himself, and said, "Very true, Excavenger. You and I know that best.".

As the five were before Axel, back turned, Axel said, "I've been waiting for you, Chyron.". Chyron said, "How do you know my name?". Axel walked up to the young dragon, looked him maliciously in the eyes, and said, "A rose by any name has the same thorn. The things I could teach you, the things you could know... for a price.". Peyrite pulled out Gatsu and thrust it at Axel's face, knocking him down and causing a meaty wound.

Peyrite said, "You stay the hell away from him.". Axel breathed death at Peyrite, which Peyrite blocked, and sliced at a teleporting Axel who rained fire on Peyrite. Peyrite blasted a wave of light, and smashed Axel back. Axel shot the dragon Sange at Spyro, and Sange proceeded to murder Spyro. Peyrite blasted an aurora at Axel, who teleported away. Spyro said, "Get back, I can do this!".

Spyro concentrated, as an aura of wisps of light pooled about his skin, and he breathed out mystic air, a ruination of meteor pieces in the air of power. As the mystic breath and meteors blasted Sange, it knocked him unconscious and purified the white demonic dragon, restoring colour to his eyes and returned his white skin to it's luster and his wings to their purple color. Sange, upon waking, said, "Thanks...".

Peyrite said, "Who are you? More importantly, what are you?". Sange said, "I am Sange. I'm a white dragon, from the Artisan worlds, purebred.". Spyro said, "A white Artisan? I never knew they could exist!". Sange said, "Yes, but I don't think they'd want me back. When I was under Axel's power, I killed a LOT of dragons. And dragonlings...". Spyro said in shock, "You murdered dragonlings?". Sange laid down, despondent, and shook his head in tearful acknowledgment.

Peyrite said, "We will give you shelter. You get your own food though. You are more than capable of hunting.". Peyrite turned to Spyro and said, "Now, what I wanted to know is how you did that...". Spyro said, puzzled, "Did what?", to which Peyrite said, "Meteo. It's an extremely powerful magic. I never taught you that.". Spyro cracked his neck, and said, "It just came naturally.". Peyrite said, "You're the first person I've heard of teaching themselves Meteo. Congrats, you did somethings I barely can do. But how... that is my question." Spyro said, "I don't know, I just felt it.".

As night fell, and as Chyron lie awake, a wisp of shadow poured into the air. It was Axel. Chyron pulled his pistol out and said, "What are you doing here?". Axel motioned for the young dragon to lower his weapon, and he said, "Shh... I have some things to say...". Chyron put away his weapon, and said, "Make it quick, demon.", Axel chuckled and said, "So quick to judge...", as he sat in a chair.

Axel said, "Every one of your so called role models is no better than me. Peyrite, or Excavenger as you heard, murdered the only woman he every loved by lopping her head off and killed millions. Spyro killed hundreds of dragons, and as a child, slit the very throats of his own parents, and left them to drown in their blood. Your father was the worst. Because of him, MILLIONS died. He stays here to try and atone for his sins.".

Chyron stood up and said, "Why should I believe you?". Axel cruelly grappled the Peyrit's arms and dug his claws in, saying, "Because, contrary to my nature, I'm actually telling you the truth. You venerate murderers.". Chyron took out his pistols, and fired several shots at the floor to alarm Peyrite and the others. Peyrite and Malle bolted down to Chyron's room, and kicked down the door.

Malle fired off several Dragunov Auto rounds, and Axel teleported away. Malle said, "Are you alright?", to which Chyron nodded. Peyrite saw more to Chyron's eyes, and said, "What did he tell you?". Chyron said, "He said you... and Spyro... and my dad... were all murderers.". Peyrite stared with a cold, sad, solemn look... because he knew it was true. Chyron said, "Please tell me it isn't true...", and Peyrite said, "Would that I could... but it's all true.".

Chyron pulled out a pistol and said, "I trusted you. I trusted all of you. You are just murderers!". Peyrite slammed Chyron into a wall, a hand glowing at Chyron's abdomen, and Peyrite said, "Strike me, and the next place you will see is Naipham!". Chyrom punched Peyrite in the eye, and Peyrite smashed his fist into the Peyrit, sending him to Naipham in a violent flare. Malle said, "Are you alright.".

Peyrite said, "I much more than him. Resto en pace, Chyron.".

END OF CHAPTER XIX

Bam.
He ded.

He is not dead. Remember, he is in Naipham. You aren't dead in Naipham, but if you are sent there, you might as well be.

Chapter XX: False Angel

Chyron awoke, on a rocky shore in Naipham, the ocean of lava before him flowing back and forth on shore like a thick tide. He lie in agony, as Axel walked calmly up to the pained dragon. Chyron said, "What do you want? Why can't I be left to die.". Axel looked at him with a heartless and emotionless gaze, and said, "I want you to hate. Hate the murderers who lied and deceived you. Hate the dragons that support their ways. Hate every man, woman, and child you will ever see.".

Axel put his hand down, to help up Chyron. As Chyron stood, he said coldly, "Then teach me. Teach me everything I must know to be able to kill them.". As time grew great in the frozen time of Naipham, Chyron was bred for a hundred years under the cruel and malicious ways of Axel. And when the time came, he donned a suit of armor, made of blackened bone, that covered all but his head and his left arm. Axel then bound a great sharp chain and a shackle to the biceps of Chyron's left arm, and Axel said, "And tonight you kill.".

Yet in the world above, it remained night, for no time passed, as Naipham could advance a thousand eons without a lone second passing in the living worlds. And so did come Chyron, a heartless and malicious dragon, deeply scarred by Axel's cruelty. Chyron came to the Village, and a young dragon named Hyras said to Chyron, "You've returned! I'm sure Peyrite and the others would be happy to know you lived.". Chyron gave the light green dragonling, no older than six, a cold and cruel glare, as he drew his sword. Hyras asked, "W-what are you doing?", and Chyron sliced the dragonling in two.

As the dragons of the village attempted attack, one by one fell, as Chyron stabbed and slashed every dragon, regardless of age, in sight. As Chyron blasted fire from the village, he set it ablaze, and a lone dragon got to Peyrite's palace, fiercely pounding the door frantically. The five heroes rushed down and when the door opened, Peyrite said alarmed, "Is there a problem?". The weak dragon said, "He's killing them. Killing everyone in sight!", to which Peyrite said, "Axel?". The dragon shook his head and said, "Chyron.". The five heroes bolted for the village, in fire and flames.

Peyrite came forth, to see Chyron choking a white dragonling to death with his chain, crushing it's neck. Peyrite said, "The madness ends now, Chyron. I don't have a choice anymore. Surrender or die.". Chyron cracked the dragonlings neck and tore it to pieces, before putting his blade over his shoulder, and saying, "Try me, weak maggot.". Peyrite pulled out Gatsu, and Chyron blocked no more than four fierce strikes before he sliced open Chyron's chest and sent him to the ground. Peyrite sheathed Gatsu and said, "I tried giving you a chance. I sent you to Naipham so you could change. Instead, I come back to see my Village in flames and you a filthy murderer.".

Chyron said, "Am I no better than you? The one who murdered millions in cold blood!". Peyrite slashed Chyron's face with his claws, and said, "Insolent child! Miserable whelp! Axel blinded you not to the truth, but to the WHOLE truth! He never told you about Dryncet! That me, Spyro, and Malle were twisted, possessed, and tortured by the demoness Dryncet, who forced us to do unthinkable murder and savagery! Are you so blind, you little maggot, that you do not realize me, Spyro, and your father Malle have had nightmares and pain nearly every waking moment of our lives since in horror and regret of what we did?".

Chyron, shocked by how he was decieved, said, "I didn't know!". Peyrite yelled, "Exactly! YOU DIDN'T! Yet unlike us, who murdered against our wills, YOU, Chyron, murdered every one of your victims with purposeful, knowing hatred!". Chyron yelled, "Shut up!", as he kicked off Peyrite. Malle, Amber behind him, blocked the fleeing Chyron. As Malle ducked a slash from Chyron, Chyron's blade sliced a great wound in Amber's lower chest. As she seethed in pain, Chyron could only look in shock of what he did, as he had realized he just sliced a great wound in his own mother, who bent down in pain. As Chyron said in disbelief, "What have I done? What have I done? I'm so sorry.".

Amber slung Chyron to the ground, and put a pistol to his head. Chyron looked up at Amber, still dripping blood like water in a cave would drip, he said to her, "Please... for the love you have for me, spare me.", as tears flowed down his frightened face. Amber said, "I can never love you again. I hate everything you are. May God curse the day you were born.". And as Chyron cried in agony at these words, Amber fired a bullet into Chyron's skull.

As Chyron' head fell to the ground, blood pouring out of his skull, Peyrite walked up to Amber, held onto her shoulder, and said, "I'm sorry. I did everything I could to save him.". Amber said, veiling her emotions, "He was lost a long time ago. Who knows how many years Naipham and Axel could have twisted his mind. I put down no son of mine, only a beast that should have been chained on all fours in a cage.".

Spyro saw Chyron, his skin pulsating ever so slightly, and said, "I don't think he's dead yet.". Amber said diffidently, "Then he'll bleed out on the field. Fine by me.". The heroes helped rebuilt the Village and put out the fires, and Peyrite said to the others, "I'm going. I will have this end tonight.". Amber said, "Where are you going?", to which Peyrite responded with a very simple sentence.

Peyrite said, "The one place where I know he would be.".

END OF CHAPTER XX

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN.

Next one is going to have a killer battle scene. Peyrite goes into his most powerful form, same with Axel, and they fight where, oddly, my fantasies began... in a very specific field.

That was awesome, yet a little sad. I like it. :D

Truthfully, when I read this over, I didn't feel sad for Chyron. Knowing how he mercilessly murdered even children in a violent way (blood choking with the chain, slashing Hyras in half), I feel he really had it coming.

True, but he was led to believe he was doing whats right by Axel. He teached him to hate everything.

Axel never told him to kill the dragonlings and burn the Village. Chyron did all of that under his own choice and will.

Next chapter might be coming today, but most likely tomorrow. Peyrite and Axel will be at the zenith of their power in it. And you learn a little history lesson of the Realms.

Sounds interesting :D

Oh, I'm so trying to keep spoilers to a minimum...

Chapter XXI: Genesis

Peyrite walked forth, into a meadow. At the meadow's center, stand a tall tower. A great tower, with very significant and powerful history. Axel stood, a large collar around the one-winged demon's neck. As the collar rustled in the wind, Axel said, "And so... you finally came. May it end here. May only one leave alive.". He turned to Peyrite, and pulled a katana thirty foot long with sharp ridges all along it, holding it to his side. Axel said, "Va'braana do hiem navraka chkala axhciim. Nove allux, aan richto.". ("And herefore I wreck hero false. Now come, you worm.")

Peyrite turned into his most powerful form, his human form. A pillar of dark fire shot around him, and the human Excavenger came forth, his arms massive black Peyrit sinew and muscle. He spawned Aevaen, greatest blade of the realms, and held it before him. His hair flowed long, and blew upwards in the wind. Excavenger had massive pulsating surges of electricity arc across his body, and fires of iris burst from his being. He eyes turned a jaded light byzantine, and Excavenger said, "Kae, n'xkvrata qcheve uo kxavi cihm. Uo hsa chem viit ochai omhnux casshaf uitil xema afvoren.". (But, no revenant sings a perish song. A rose by any other name has the same thorn.)

As Excavenger and Axel rushed each other, a maelstrom of strikes came forth, as ferocious gales howled and the crying blades sang upon clashing, causing rivers of white fire to pour through sky and earth, and fountains of Meteo rose on every side. With every collision, the blades released firestorms of fireballs, sparks of massive caliber and size. Excavenger swung upwards, and made a strike that smashed thousands of Meteo materia into the ground, cause massive tears of fissuring chasms to erupt towards Axel, who was flung back many miles, smashing into the Great Tower on the other side of the valley Excavenger had created.

Excavenger leapt over the extraordinary mile wide valley, and landed near Axel. Excavenger put his blade to Axel's neck, and said, "In the beginning, lie Excavenger in an empty field, where worlds were to be created. And next to him lay a tower, insignificant then, but to hold destiny and purpose for all time. And Excavenger was lonely, as nothing by the wind and the grass abounded. So from his mind, did so Excavenger make a great many peoples, and a great many creatures, and as time went, ten thousand realms. Were there but seven more powerful, never more and never less. So did Excavenger make the realms, and the most extraordinary and beautiful creations a mind could produce.".

Axel struck, like a phantom, faster than wind, light, or eye, with his great blade, knocking back Excavenger. Axel put his blade where the tip touched Excavenger's neck, and he said, "And long before, seven beings of seven stars walked realms and lands and heavens for many eons, pooling raw power with every step. And so seven made Excavenger, two whose names are lost to time. A being of seven stars, the eighth most powerful being to exist. But the demons of the world controlled Excavenger, to pound the earth and murder and kill. And so the Doctrine was made, holy laws no being could break. And Excavenger had broken all. So he was chained to poles and posts, snarling and roaring like a beast, an inhuman creature of hate. And so his creators cast him in stone for five hundred years, until the demons died down.". Axel said, "Yes, you remember so well, don't you? How it felt when Raex, who was like a father to you, chained you, and then cast you in stone to save the world from your evils!".

Excavenger stood upright, and summoned forth his greatest of power, and took all the power he could from the universes aboust him. His eyes glew a fiery solid purple, his claws grew crystal of amethyst, and the winds of the world flowed like wounds about in helices about his arms and spiraled around his body. Excavenger called out, "Thou shalt ne'er stand again, twixt and haunt world of the real or not. You never return.". Excavenger blasted Axel with Meteoriaga, the most powerful form of Meteo, capable of destroying a thousand realms, a magic so powerful, never had it been used. Enormous storms of rock and mythical auroras warped gravity and time, and as the sky filled with the indescribable power and fury of Meteoriaga, Axel was blasted into the Great Tower, which shattered upon his impact, and the soul of Axel shattered in entirety from the unbelievable magick that Excavenger used. And Excavenger passed out... for a very long time.

Many months later, Peyrite awoke in normal form, in a bed. He was surrounded by Malle, Amber, Spyro, and many other dragons. As the many greeted Peyrite and congratulated him on his victory, none so much at him was in shock, as a scarred and bandaged Chyron clawed the floor, inching into the room. Peyrite yelled, "What are you doing here? How are you alive?". Chyron slowly went to his feet, and his claw mark scar and his bullet wound scar were visible to Peyrite. Chyron tossed Excavenger a pistol, with a lone round in the chamber.

Chyron said, "I just want to be forgiven. If you will not accept my life in atonement for my sins, then take it in remorselessness.".

END OF CHAPTER XXI

The battle is his.

Seriously? I put that chapter up two minutes ago!

I'm too fast of a reader for you.

Ah, forgot the battle music.



Yeah, it's KH, but who gives a crap, it sounds cool.

I thought of this as I read.

:D Epic battle. What I wouldnt do to have that spell on FF. And Chyron walks again, hmm.

Meteoriaga (Meh-tea-oh-ree-agh-jea) is like the Meteora spell, but a billion times better. First off, it shoots a massive beam of dark matter gravity fire, which combines with an Aurora of several thousand massive Meteo meteors. So, it's several million tons of dark meteors smashing into you while having your soul boiled by dark matter gravity flames in the Aurora.

Chapter XXII: Revenant, Come Revenant

The next few days were of celebration in the Village and the compound as a whole. Peyrite stood, and said to the others, "The longest struggle. But it's done.". Spyro, eyes jaundiced, said with a slur, "Not yet, but don't worry, baby, I'll be back.", as he emptied yet another beer down his gullet. Peyrite stared at Spyro, and told Malle, "He's had enough... get him under a fire hose or something.". Malle picked up the severely intoxicated Spyro and threw him into the freezing cold lake nearby to sober him up.

Chyron said to Peyrite, "I don't know why you thought celebration was in order. Axel is still alive.". Everything fell dead silent, and Peyrite said, "Hold on... what? I killed him! I saw his soul shatter!". Chyron said, "A projection which he cast his soul into. You never noticed he only had one wing?". Peyrite said, "Malle sliced off Axel's right wing.". Chyron said, "But he left a STUB. You didn't see that stub, did you?". Peyrite thought about it and said, "You are right. We need to rest up for tomorrow. Who knows what awaits when he comes?". The six then went to the main palace.

Night came, and Amber was the only one not able to sleep. After tossing, and turning, she got out of her bed, and went outside for a walk. Not far did she go, before Axel stood before her. His right arm was only skeletal bone, and his stub of a wing twitched slightly. Amber said angrily, "What do you want?", as she drew he pistols and opened fire. As the bullets didn't phase Axel, he went forth, and broke her wrists.

Axel threw Amber to the ground, and cracked her armor with two crushing stomps of his heel. Amber said, afraid, "What are you doing?". Axel said maliciously, "You, miserable little slut.". Axel then beat her and raped her violently. As he tore her and slashed her like an animal, Amber screamed in misery, pain, and horror. The others heard it, and rushed downstairs, none so fast as Malle.

As Axel rose over Amber, he licked the blood off his fangs and turned to the heroes. Malle rushed Axel and stabbed his blade into Axel's cheekbone, smashing it. Axel snarled, and pulled the blade out slowly before giving Malle a right cross to the face, sending him to the ground. Axel then walked away, purely satisfied by the evils he had just done.

Malle went up to Amber, curled up in a ball, eyes wide in a state of shock, and he reached down to help her up. Frightened, and mortified by what just happened to her, Amber, naked, bruised, and bleeding viciously from the violent raping Axel had done to her, gasped in fearful panic and ran off full sprint for the forest.

Malle said in rage, "I want that maggot to die... so badly...". Peyrite said, "We all do. Very much so. I'm sorry...", and as he reach for Malle's shoulder to console him, but Malle hit the hand away, and walked back. Malle said, "Just leave me alone, find my wife, and get her back.". Sange and Chyron went back to try and talk Malle down, as Peyrite and Spyro went for the forest.

Not far in, they found Amber, shuddering from what she just experienced. Peyrite said, "Amber? We are here to help.". The tan dragoness jumped in fear and ran behind a tree. She said, "Leave me alone! I just want to die in peace! Don't hurt me!". Considering her very strong and tough will, whatever Axel had done was undoubtedly extreme. Peyrite said, "At least take this. I made copies of your armor a while back. As well, a coat and gauntlets.". He tossed a copy of her armor she had, along with a long, floor length black coat, and some metal silver gloves with onyx knuckles.

Amber quickly put the items on, and said, "Just get me back to safety. If that's even existent anymore.". Peyrite assured her, "We'll have guards outside your room. Don't forget, YELL if you see Axel.". Amber nodded, and the three walked back. When the three arrived, Sange and Chyron were locked outside the palace. Peyrite asked, "What are you doing here? I thought you were calming down Malle!".

Sange said, "We tried! He threw us out and locked the doors! Obviously, whatever he had planned was extreme, because I saw a tourniquet around his arm.". Chyron said, "I know what he injected in himself. And he is crazy as hell for it. He injected your DNA, Excavenger.". Peyrite said, "What?", and bashed the door open. Malle stood, slowly breathing in and out, blackened blood pouring on the floor.

Peyrite said furiously, "What have you done? Do you know what you have done?". Malle said, "I wanted power. The power to heal, the power to save, the power to defend. Every good thing you every were. My only powers I ever had were to destroy. Now, I don't ever have to have Amber suffer again.". Peyrite said, "If you want power, you ask. You don't inject yourself with my bloody DNA!".

Amber, wishing to end this, said, "Look... I'm fine. I'm pretty shook up, but you don't need to start a killing frenzy over me.". Malle walked up to her, stroked her face with his skeletal claws, and said, "I took this in to SAVE you. To HEAL you. I could care less for the powers to destroy.". Peyrite said, "Well, now you need dialysis.", to which Malle said, "Why?". Peyrite said, "We're a different blood type, you bloody moron!". Malle said, "Sod off! I don't want dialysis!".

Peyrite blasted Malle with light, knocking the DNA out of Malle. Peyrite gave Malle the powers to heal and save as he desire in that gesture as well, and said to the unconscious Malle, "You are truly stupid if you thought I wanted your bloody opinion on the matter.". The others stood in shock of what Peyrite did, and Peyrite said, "Relax, he'll wake up, and not remember this happened. Meanwhile, Amber, anything to drink?". Amber asked, "Quad shot screwdriver.".

Spyro said, "Can I have the same?", and Peyrite smacked Spyro upside the head, saying, "Sod off. I didn't ask you.".

END OF CHAPTER XXII

That wasn't as graphic as I thought it would be.

She's fully naked half the chapter, tearing is NOT referring to anything above waistline, and most of her bleeding came from below the belt. In fact, almost EVERY injury centers around the rape itself, not the beatings. Axel intended for much more to happen with her crotch than anywhere else.

It's not really weird for dragons to be nude though.
I bet she has a bit of limp now.

No... but extreme vaginal pain is a yes.

I mean, damn, I feel sorry for Malle, I bet now it's like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway.

He just injected himself with Excavenger's DNA in hopes of being able to avenge Amber. He's suitably pissed. Btw, do you think you can save these chapters as backup notepad files and send them to jodking777@gmail.com?

I'd appreciate it, because I don't want to lose all this if dark decides to axe this.

You don't save this ****?
I'll do it tomorrow, my computer is holding together with duct tape at the moment, any big processes hurt it.

Aight.

And no, I don't. I write this all up in browser. That partially explains my total lack of spelling error.

Geezus.

I have all of mine saved and backed-up externally.

Don't question a writer's methods. I know what I'm doing.

I bet you do. *sarcasm*

That was quite gruesome. Imagine the state of shock shes in, and Malle wont even remember what happened. :|

Malle is pissed, to say the least.

DO NOT REPORT IT. MY FANFIC IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES!

OH I WILL.

Im sure no one will report it, and if they do, Ive got it all saved on my phone. :) Thats why I love Opera Mini.

Meanwhile, next chapter or two will probably be lower key. I'm really trying hard to think up stuff, this is not easy.

I got the chapters saved. Just that took about 30 minutes.

Cool, don't forget to email me them.

I already did.

Oh, forgot to check.

Well, they're there.

You owe me one now.

I guess I do.

That's right.

Owe you what is a question I fear the answer to.

Good thing you didn't ask.

I am so tempted to do a youtube video of this conversation

Quote: Blayze

I am so tempted to do a youtube video of this conversation

*tackles*

I've missed you.