darkSpyro

Quote: lemmingluv

LET IT GOOOOOOOO.

What are you on?

Crack on a whim

Quote: SuperSpyroFan

Quote: lemmingluv

LET IT GOOOOOOOO.

What are you on?

absolutely nothing, i'm just sick and tired of these topics!

Ah, but see, math must be applied.

You see, it's all an obverse curve. The more Skyne Flu particles enter a measured volume of air, the more angst verklempt, unsatisfied fans who either only knew Spyro in a Gen I form, or who prefer Gen I form, will voice their aforementioned angst against what is in their opinions an egregious, duplicitous, and avaricious travesty occuring to Spyro, an embodiment of their nostalgic childhood, now floccinaunihilipilificated by what many consider the churls of the modern videogaming oligarchical development setup.

Make sense?

Quote: Prysom

Ah, but see, math must be applied.

You see, it's all an obverse curve. The more Skyne Flu particles enter a measured volume of air, the more angst verklempt, unsatisfied fans who either only knew Spyro in a Gen I form, or who prefer Gen I form, will voice their aforementioned angst against what is in their opinions an egregious, duplicitous, and avaricious travesty occuring to Spyro, an embodiment of their nostalgic childhood, now floccinaunihilipilificated by what many consider the churls of the modern videogaming oligarchical development setup.

Make sense?

That actually makes sense to me.

You are HIGH... yet it makes sense to you. What weirdo drugs are these?

Pot and coffee, bro.

How much pot did you have lol

Like.....a lot.

Punch yourself in the face a few times, then tell me what happens.

Tingly.
Now my eyes are even more bloodshot.

Do it a few more times, and run around the room yelling, "I am a donut", all while smacking the top of your head. Then tell me what you feel like.

I just want more doughnuts now.
Thanks.

Lick the floor, and then scream the words, "You're cute" to a random wall. Then update me.

I bought the wall a drink, we're doing alright.

You are high... very...

That's what my mother told me.

you mixed math and spyro?
...i don't like you

Spyro: 2+2 equals... um... four?

And dude, next time, just do coke. It's funner on both ends.

Ahem, excuse me. This is going off-topic. Just thought I would let you all know since the two of you (you know who I'm talking about) are derailing yet another topic.

Maybe you should stop now, hm?

Dude, how on earth would I keep a HIGH person on topic about anything?

Quote: Skorpion216

Tingly.
Now my eyes are even more bloodshot.

Your infected with the Rage virus, hopefully you will eat the organs of cyndards instead of sane people

Quote: Lavagolem

Hello people. If you are like me, and can't stand to even think about the direction the games are going, then read on*. Do you remember the first 3 games? When games didn't have to rely on an "original" storyline to be good. They had everything you could possibly want. Amazing gameplay that never gets boring, a soundtrack to die for, and (something you never can find anymore) replay value.** It's sad to think about how every new game is progressively more horrible.***
I remember when enter the dragon came out. It was the first game I played on the gamecube. There were so many things wrong with it to even list. To name just a few:
-the re-design of the characters. They look like fat balloons at a parade.
-the loading time for each level is just obscene.
-the "boss battles". I don't even need to explain.****
It wasn't just enter the dragon though. Every game after it just got worse and worse. And with each game, came a more disgusting re-design. How did This

Turn into this

I died a little when I saw it.
Anyways, thank you for reading this (if you actually did). Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go gather my dignity.

* All I heard was "If you, like me, are butt hurt that Spyro isn't what it used to be then read on"
** Are you trying to compare the original trilogy to Skylanders? A game that you haven't played so you don't know if it lacks these aspects you mentioned.
*** Again, you haven't played it yet.
**** Maybe if you took some time to realise that the game was rushed because the publisher wanted it released by Christmas then you wouldn't constantly look at it from the bad side like so many people wrongly do.

That's all I really have to say, your post ended abruptly however... You didn't really make a point at the end, only that you hate Skylanders and I've already mentioned twice why that's a failed argument at this time.

Er... I don't think he'd listen. Now, I may love Classic Spyro (Considering I didn't know Spyro went past #4 until a few months ago), and it WAS a quite significant part of my childhood, but I'm not that crazy.

Quote: bionicle2809

*All I heard was "If you, like me, are butt hurt that Spyro isn't what it used to be then read on"
** Are you trying to compare the original trilogy to Skylanders? A game that you haven't played so you don't know if it lacks these aspects you mentioned.
*** Again, you haven't played it yet.
**** Maybe if you took some time to realise that the game was rushed because the publisher wanted it released by Christmas then you wouldn't constantly look at it from the bad side like so many people wrongly do.

That's all I really have to say, your post ended abruptly however... You didn't really make a point at the end, only that you hate Skylanders and I've already mentioned twice why that's a failed argument at this time.

lol, this.