darkSpyro

What would it be like if Spyro went to school? What would his school day be like? What would his school be like? How about the teachers and students? What about his classes?

I'd say it'd be something like:

History (Of the Dragon Realms)
Biology (Anatomy of dragons and fauna of Realms)
Magic (Sure fun to screw with spells!)
Flight (He's got to learn sometime...)
Geology (Learning worlds and the lay of the land)
Math (Not even Spyro can escape this...)

And of course lunch. I assume his meals would consist of a protein (Likely fish), some form of carbohydrate starch, and likely some sweet (Probably something considered a delicacy in the Realms)

Mind you, I'm talking Classic Spyro.

Three words: Sheep hunting class.

Also, his class mates would be Ember and Flame.

In gym class, he could learn to jump, charge and headbash.

I'm not sure if this is like magic, but there could be a class where he learns his flame, ice, electricity and water breaths.

Yeah, anything breaking known laws of physics counts as magic to me.

Lol good ideas.

Wonder how flight class would work... *watches dragons get pushed off a cliff and be told good luck*

Rofl, hey just er flap your wings and stuff. * push *

Yep, sounds like a good teacher.

"Hey honey, what did you do today?"

*gets wheeled in* "I got pushed off a cliff in Flight Class."

"By a student?"

"No, the teacher."

I think the better question would be, what if Spyro went to a HUMAN school.

Hall: Every chick would try to pet him, bet on it. Every guy would pull his wings to see if they are fake.

Geography: Watch him ask, "What's a Florida?"

History: Chances are he'd be asleep with his head on his desk in 3 minutes.

English: He'd probably say the writing is way too small.

Science: People would try dissecting HIM.

Math: Kid flicks pencil at him, he torches them.

Chances are, everyone would stare. He'd look cute with a little backpack on though.

Now that that's answered...

Magic class would sure be interesting. Detention for hitting the teacher with a lightning bolt.

That gives me an idea for a fanfiction.

Yeah, I can easily imagine a lot of interesting things happening here.

Five gems says he falls asleep in math.

500 gems that he'll win in dodgeball because all of the bullies would be too scared to play.

Nah, remember, they are all dragons too.

Course, that still wouldn't matter. (Think he might get teased for being purple, to the demise of the teaser)

No, I mean the Spyro going to a human school.

Him going to ANY school would make for a decent fanfic.

He would be like flame, flame, iced...... Nom nom nom

Chances are the cafeteria food would be way better there. Of course, he could take a nice stroll and get whatever meal he wanted.

He would have his sheep hunting class before lunchtime and if he successfully kills a sheep, he would get to eat it for lunch.

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He would have his sheep hunting class before lunchtime and if he successfully kills a sheep, he would get to eat it for lunch.

You're making Spyro sound like he's evil, lol.

Dude, he kills sheep constantly for fodder.

There could be a class on training dragonflies and one things they would do is collect fodder for them.

Huh, I never though of that one. Makes sense, as they get dragonflies really early.

Why do I get the odd feeling Spyro would mainly be a B student except for in PE?

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Huh, I never though of that one. Makes sense, as they get dragonflies really early.

Why do I get the odd feeling Spyro would mainly be a B student except for in PE?

I don't know? Why do you even think that? Lol.

He rushes into things before thinking it through? Never wearing his uniform, but he still participates with the other students? XD

His experience lies in running around helping hopeless people. Not knowing the geography or whatever of everything.

Classic Spyro wouldn't go to school, because he'd mitch all the time.

The teachers would fill LoS Spyro's timetable with Magic class.

Skylander Spyro would be the caretaker's pet.

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Classic Spyro wouldn't go to school, because he'd mitch all the time.

The teachers would fill LoS Spyro's timetable with Magic class.

Skylander Spyro would be the caretaker's pet.

Lol to the last two, but I don't understand on what you mean by mitch.

1. MITCH?

2. Agreed.

3. I guess.

Mitch is a slang word in Ireland that refers to skipping classes.

Skylanders Spyro could also be that kid nobody likes because he's ugly (see what I did there?).

Odd, in America, DITCH is the slang word. And lol on that last part.

Heehee. I'd make a comic if I was a better artist of Spyro's school. I can't seem to make him Classic-styled...

It's tricky. You round more for LOS, but it's somewhat sharper angles in Classic.

Would make for an interesting comic or somethin'.

It would go like this:

"Mitch! Why did you mitch class yesterday?!" hmm, sounds kinda weird..

^Sounds perfectly normal to me.