
Okay, does this make sense to you? It's out of my Trig textbook (yes, I procrastinate alot.

The ratio of pusillanimous brave men to oxymorons on the battlefield is 17 to 2. If the total of both on the battlefield is 342, how many are oxymorons?
ALL I COULD SAY WAS "WHAT...THE....**** ARE THEY TALKIN' ABOUT??"
