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Fireball Emerald Sparx Gems: 3163	#1 Posted: 01:45:58 18/05/2011 \| Topic Creator I've been inspired by others to make my own guide to annoying Spyro and other character just to get a kick out of it. My first one will be of Spyro. I need comments before I can post it. --- OblivionSkull21, up and coming indie developer

spyro glitcher Gold Sparx Gems: 2401	#2 Posted: 20:32:18 18/05/2011 How to annoy Ripto: call him short --- Toonami is comin' back! WOOP!

SuperSpyroFan Diamond Sparx Gems: 9414	#3 Posted: 20:40:13 18/05/2011 How to annoy Spyro, call him a GOONRO!

Kitty Platinum Sparx Gems: 5106	#4 Posted: 21:04:45 18/05/2011 How to annoy Elora: call her a goat!

Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5738	#5 Posted: 21:05:45 18/05/2011 How to annoy Moneybags: Deny him your goods.
	Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:05:55 18/05/2011 by Darby

Fireball Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3163

#6 Posted: 21:33:20 18/05/2011 | Topic Creator

Okay, here's the first guide.

How to Annoy Spyro Guide

1. Say he is a girl because of being purple. If he denies, keep saying it until he finally admits it.

2. Suddenly climb onto his back and started screaming over and over as if you are riding him.

3. Ask him, "Do you like Cynder?" Keep asking him until he answers.

4. Dress up as Malefor and scare him while he least suspects it.

5. Look at him strangely and whenever he's not watching, say, "Well, your not Saphira."

6. Ask him why he is so evil. Keep asking him all day long until he answers.

7. Make an exact replica of Cynder and destroy it in front of him.

8. Demand he breath convexity over your potato chips to give them 'taste.' Then pull more potato chips out and ask him again. Repeat all day.

9. Demand he take you flying for nine hours.

10. When he is asleep, spray-paint the words 'The original is better!' a million times. On him.

---
OblivionSkull21, up and coming indie developer

Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:33:59 18/05/2011 by Fireball

ElectricDragons Ripto Gems: 1138	#7 Posted: 22:07:08 18/05/2011 ^ LOL.

SuperSpyroFan Diamond Sparx Gems: 9414	#8 Posted: 06:11:25 19/05/2011 I think in Enter the Dragonfly I remember Ripto calling Spyro 'Purple pants' so I guess that's supposed to annoy him.

Jackson117 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3875	#9 Posted: 11:09:29 19/05/2011 Call Gnasty Ugly. Call Malefor Generic Show the Gollum a WaterCooler

Fireball Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3163

#10 Posted: 21:39:03 20/05/2011 | Topic Creator

Here's my next entry.

How to Annoy Malefor Guide

1. Call him fat for being so big. For the rest of the day, shout out to everyone you see that he is fat.

2. Poke his two layers of back spikes every hour and ask him why he has two layers of spikes on his back.

3. Dress up as Spyro and pretend to kill him. Whenever you 'breathe' fire, poke him with a magical wand and say he is dead.

4. Demand he use his ice element to make you a gigantic snow cone.

5. ^After this, call him a snow cone machine for the rest of the week.

6. Demand he bring the Destroyer back so that you can ride on its back.

7. Dress up as Gaul and scare him. Once he says something like "I thought I killed you! Don't kill me!" reveal yourself and laugh at him. Say to anyone you see that he is a big wimp.

8. Stand on the ramparts of his fortress and spit on him whenever he walks by below.

9. Buy a large stamp and stamp him. Now whenever someone sees him, they'll see 'Rejected Super Doofus'.

10. Start smacking him in the face for no apparent reason. Repeat.

11. Build a fake Convexity and trick him into thinking that he has been trapped in it again.

12. Have him bring back the Golem so that you can command it to laugh at Malefor as hard as it can for hours.

---
OblivionSkull21, up and coming indie developer

Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:39:43 20/05/2011 by Fireball

sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105	#11 Posted: 22:01:19 20/05/2011 How to Annoy Mole Yair When he is having a drink in the bar, run up to him and say: "Oh my god, are you French!?" He will then say: "No....." Then tell him to say "je doúre". Continue pestering him to say it. When he doesn't say it after 7 seconds, punch him off his chair, without warning. --- *"My memories will be part of the sky."*

spyro glitcher Gold Sparx Gems: 2401	#12 Posted: 22:21:48 20/05/2011 HOW TO ANNOY SPYRO Walk up to him, pull his tail and say "Hey little kid" --- Toonami is comin' back! WOOP!

alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12955	#13 Posted: 22:46:07 20/05/2011 How to annoy Moneybags: - Call him fat every time you see him - Throw his bag of gems over a cliff - Say that his poetry sucks - Push him out of every castle that you see him in

parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577	#14 Posted: 01:40:36 23/05/2011 Play Rebecca Black's Friday. --- looks like ive got some things to do...

CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289	#15 Posted: 02:46:02 23/05/2011 How to annoy any character from any game: Laugh about how they're simply a bunch of pixels.

SuperSpyroFan Diamond Sparx Gems: 9414	#16 Posted: 08:54:14 23/05/2011 Quote: CAV How to annoy any character from any game: Laugh about how they're simply a bunch of pixels. They're a bunch of Goonros, CAV get it right.

Queen MikaTinks Gold Sparx Gems: 2292	#17 Posted: 05:02:39 24/05/2011 Quote: parisruelz12 Play Rebecca Black's Friday. That can annoy anyone! --- xBlu Skiesx my new account

spyrolove14 Green Sparx Gems: 136	#18 Posted: 22:29:45 08/06/2011 How to annoy the classic hunter 1. tell him his skating sucks 2. tell him he cant keep track of running shoe over and over 3. sing hunter and bianca sittin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g 5 times --- error- this sig is too good to be shown

SparxBoy Red Sparx Gems: 30	#19 Posted: 01:23:58 12/07/2011 LMAO! ^

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340

#20 Posted: 01:30:35 12/07/2011

Quote: Fireball

Okay, here's the first guide.

How to Annoy Spyro Guide

1. Say he is a girl because of being purple. If he denies, keep saying it until he finally admits it.

2. Suddenly climb onto his back and started screaming over and over as if you are riding him.

3. Ask him, "Do you like Cynder?" Keep asking him until he answers.

4. Dress up as Malefor and scare him while he least suspects it.

5. Look at him strangely and whenever he's not watching, say, "Well, your not Saphira."

6. Ask him why he is so evil. Keep asking him all day long until he answers.

7. Make an exact replica of Cynder and destroy it in front of him.

8. Demand he breath convexity over your potato chips to give them 'taste.' Then pull more potato chips out and ask him again. Repeat all day.

9. Demand he take you flying for nine hours.

10. When he is asleep, spray-paint the words 'The original is better!' a million times. On him.

*Crying*
There is nothing wrong with purple...

Spyrof4n Green Sparx Gems: 170	#21 Posted: 01:51:54 13/07/2011 Easy way to annoy Cynder. -Lock her in a room with Sparx for five minuets. Done --- These streets are filled with cowards, disguised as men. They are, paying no consequence for their actions, soon we'll all give in.

Fireball Emerald Sparx Gems: 3163	#22 Posted: 02:01:26 13/07/2011 \| Topic Creator ^Sparx would probably rape her, lol... --- OblivionSkull21, up and coming indie developer

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340	#23 Posted: 02:17:12 13/07/2011 Quote: Fireball ^Sparx would probably rape her, lol... I have an app for that.

BEST FAN EVER Gold Sparx Gems: 2194	#24 Posted: 03:06:02 13/07/2011 Quote: Jackson117 Call Gnasty Ugly. Call Malefor Generic Show the Gollum a WaterCooler Its Golem....lol --- I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your signature.

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340

#25 Posted: 03:14:36 13/07/2011

Quote: Fireball

Here's my next entry.

How to Annoy Malefor Guide

1. Call him fat for being so big. For the rest of the day, shout out to everyone you see that he is fat.

2. Poke his two layers of back spikes every hour and ask him why he has two layers of spikes on his back.

3. Dress up as Spyro and pretend to kill him. Whenever you 'breathe' fire, poke him with a magical wand and say he is dead.

4. Demand he use his ice element to make you a gigantic snow cone.

5. ^After this, call him a snow cone machine for the rest of the week.

6. Demand he bring the Destroyer back so that you can ride on its back.

7. Dress up as Gaul and scare him. Once he says something like "I thought I killed you! Don't kill me!" reveal yourself and laugh at him. Say to anyone you see that he is a big wimp.

8. Stand on the ramparts of his fortress and spit on him whenever he walks by below.

9. Buy a large stamp and stamp him. Now whenever someone sees him, they'll see 'Rejected Super Doofus'.

10. Start smacking him in the face for no apparent reason. Repeat.

11. Build a fake Convexity and trick him into thinking that he has been trapped in it again.

12. Have him bring back the Golem so that you can command it to laugh at Malefor as hard as it can for hours.

You should rename this "The quickest way to be killed by Malefor guide"

Spyrof4n Green Sparx Gems: 170	#26 Posted: 14:12:34 24/07/2011 Quote: Skorpion216 Quote: Fireball ^Sparx would probably rape her, lol... I have an app for that. wow haha --- These streets are filled with cowards, disguised as men. They are, paying no consequence for their actions, soon we'll all give in.

Waaksian Emerald Sparx Gems: 4906	#27 Posted: 19:06:41 24/07/2011 How to annoy Cynder(and possibly get your face ripped off): Tell her that Spyro's lame.

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340	#28 Posted: 19:26:52 24/07/2011 Quote: Waaksian How to annoy Cynder(and possibly get your face ripped off): Tell her that Spyro's lame. Call her a two-faced whore, that'll do the job just fine.

Waaksian Emerald Sparx Gems: 4906	#29 Posted: 19:30:12 24/07/2011 Quote: Skorpion216 Quote: Waaksian How to annoy Cynder(and possibly get your face ripped off): Tell her that Spyro's lame. Call her a two-faced whore, that'll do the job just fine. Agreed.

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340	#30 Posted: 19:38:08 24/07/2011 Best way to annoy Spyro. Pay Cynder to tell Spyro that she is breaking up with him because he is not man enough to satisfy her.

Fireball Emerald Sparx Gems: 3163	#31 Posted: 21:18:51 24/07/2011 \| Topic Creator Quote: Skorpion216 Best way to annoy Spyro. Pay Cynder to tell Spyro that she is breaking up with him because he is not man enough to satisfy her. Say she's fallen in love with Malefor. --- OblivionSkull21, up and coming indie developer

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340	#32 Posted: 21:20:56 24/07/2011 Quote: Fireball Quote: Skorpion216 Best way to annoy Spyro. Pay Cynder to tell Spyro that she is breaking up with him because he is not man enough to satisfy her. Say she's fallen in love with Malefor. That would work, Malefor's the manliest guy out there, I mean you can't spell Malefor without 'Male'.

Fireball Emerald Sparx Gems: 3163	#33 Posted: 21:24:48 24/07/2011 \| Topic Creator Or mail. Mail-for-you! --- OblivionSkull21, up and coming indie developer

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340	#34 Posted: 21:28:36 24/07/2011 Or you can show Spyro, Malefor and Cynder's video...

Spyrof4n Green Sparx Gems: 170	#35 Posted: 19:13:23 25/07/2011 Quote: Skorpion216 Best way to annoy Spyro. Pay Cynder to tell Spyro that she is breaking up with him because he is not man enough to satisfy her. haha a little harsh but funny --- These streets are filled with cowards, disguised as men. They are, paying no consequence for their actions, soon we'll all give in.

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340	#36 Posted: 19:18:29 25/07/2011 Quote: Spyrof4n Quote: Skorpion216 Best way to annoy Spyro. Pay Cynder to tell Spyro that she is breaking up with him because he is not man enough to satisfy her. haha a little harsh but funny How's it a little harsh?

SpyroD Emerald Sparx

Gems: 4926

#37 Posted: 19:50:48 25/07/2011

probly cause Spyro can kick his butt anyday= exept for the days he has with Cynder(anoying much)

How to annoy Malefor:
1-Have him whear a toto, cause you said that Spyro would make him anyway
2-Make a diarama of his failed plan
3- tell him to summon some monkeys to tell him that he failed
yeah, Im not sure any of these are funny, atleast I posted

---
"How will you feel when you're left behind? Everyone leaves, it's just a matter of time." 12115-PrinceW.

Jackson117 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3875	#38 Posted: 00:05:44 26/07/2011 I have a better way to troll everyone and the fandom. Tell everyone cynder is pregnant...Spyro is the father.... Legend Spyro: Cool spec's on Deal with it

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340	#39 Posted: 00:08:38 26/07/2011 Quote: Jackson117 I have a better way to troll everyone and the fandom. Tell everyone cynder is pregnant...Spyro is the father.... Legend Spyro: Cool spec's on Deal with it I'd love to see Spyro's reaction to this. Spyro: Oh.....damn.

parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577	#40 Posted: 00:47:48 26/07/2011 How to annoy a 7 year old TLoS fan (I don't mean to offend someone Looks at 7 year old newbies 1) Tell them that there are more games then that triolgy 2) Post 'I like the Classic games better' 3) Just knowing more about the game then they do.. Its not that funny... --- looks like ive got some things to do...

Razz Platinum Sparx

Gems: 6124

#41 Posted: 02:30:28 26/07/2011

How to annoy a Cynder fan:

1. Imply that she looks like a bird.
2. Imply that you don't think she's the greatest thing ever.
3. Pair her up with Sparx and mean it.
4. Say you liked Elora/Ember/save fairy/etc. better.
5. Post a comment made by another, more rabid Cynder fan.
6. Send them questionable art/stories about Cynder.
7. DON'T send them questionable art/stories about Cynder.

8. Call her a Mary Sue.
9. Say you like her but that you aren't a fan of Spyro x Cynder.
10. Remind them that she isn't in Skylanders.
11. Tell them that she is in Skylanders, then show them Sonic Boom.

This list could just keep going, really.

And, yes, I've done all of these things and have gotten a lot of entertainment out of them.

---
Sunny Flight, a Spyro charity zine!

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340	#42 Posted: 02:32:56 26/07/2011 Pair her up with Sparx? I wonder how that would "work out", it'd be kinda like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway.

Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124	#43 Posted: 02:35:42 26/07/2011 You know someone is too young to have much experience when... Rest assured that it could work, but I'm not going into details here, except for the asexual side of things: you don't have to knock boots to be in love and have a fulfilling, happy relationship. --- Sunny Flight, a Spyro charity zine!

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340	#44 Posted: 02:36:24 26/07/2011 But it certainly does help

Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124	#45 Posted: 02:48:28 26/07/2011 Not if you're an asexual (someone who doesn't want, need, or enjoy sex) or you've suffered abuse. --- Sunny Flight, a Spyro charity zine!

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340	#46 Posted: 02:54:14 26/07/2011 I don't see Sparx or Cynder being either of those though.

Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124	#47 Posted: 02:57:42 26/07/2011 I can easily see Cynder being one or both, and Sparx could be asexual (the most perverse people I know are that way ). But, like I said, even if they aren't, this works anyway (I'm just giving out details...but I have drawn it at least four times now ). --- Sunny Flight, a Spyro charity zine!

Skorpion216 Ripto Gems: 340	#48 Posted: 03:18:07 26/07/2011 I now have very weird images in my head.

Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124	#49 Posted: 04:01:01 26/07/2011 That is as it should be. You're welcome. bows --- Sunny Flight, a Spyro charity zine!

Jackson117 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3875	#50 Posted: 06:51:28 26/07/2011 No knocking boots and love can very much have nothing to do with each other most of the time, Nor can unable knocking boots prove love, there are other ways to give consort and convey feelings then that. What is it with kids and this subject?

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