darkSpyro

Yup. Making a parody to Dawn of the Dragon. There will be OOCs, fourth wall breaking, and randomness. Lots and lots of randomness. If you don't think you can handle it, turn away now. Those of you who can, I bid you good luck in trying to read the madness.
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Prologue-
Once upon a time, there was a purple dragon. His name was Spyro. He went on a journey to defeat the black dragoness, Cynder. But I will not explain that, due to extreme laziness. As I was saying, once he defeated Cynder, she turned out to be a normal dragon. So after having a very long, stupid debate with his adopted brother, Sparx, he saved Cynder from…okay, I really have no clue. But it was bad. Probably.
Then one day Cynder decided to be stupid and run off for who knows what reasons. *coughmaleforcough* Spyro decided to follow her, and then he and Sparx once again ended up on an adventure. But this time they had to defeat some monkey on steroids named Gaul who wanted to invite his friend from another world over or something like that. After defeating Gaul, the cave Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx were in caved in. In an attempt to save him and his friends, Spyro made a crystal thing majig and somehow they were not crushed from the cave in.
And now I will tell you the real story…
Of the parody of the dragon.

This looks interesting.

Thanks. I actually got the inspiration from one of my friends on Fanfiction.net making an Okami parody...i just hope this turns out as well...

Just because I was so excited i couldn't wait, I made another chapter.
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Chapter 1-
“Even in the darkest of times, there is always hope. 20% of the time. But sometimes fear screws up the weather. Sometimes we have complete wimps on our side. And yet sometimes when we think ‘I’m dead,” a light shines in the darkness. And we are reminded that seeing light after being trapped in darkness can really hurt. And also something about courage winning war, but that’s a stupid moral.”
A giant line of ugly monsters walked along a really dark path while tense music played in the background. A mysterious character unknown to everyone stalked the monsters while they conversed about cheese. Then they finally reached a crystal. A giant, yellow, for some reason glowing crystal. Inside the crystal were two dragons and a dragonfly. To all the idiots out there who can’t figure it out, yes, that’s Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx.
“Break it.” The lead monster commanded.
“I can’t figure out why it’s not broken already, stupid video game logic and game developers never wanting the good guys to die…” A smaller monster complained as he hit the crystal. Everything started shaking as cracks appeared in the crystal. Then voices echoed around the room.
“Stop, you freaking idiot!”
“Well, excuuuuuuse me, Princ-OW!”
“Get close to me if you want to live.”
“The heck?!”
The crystal glowed brighter and brighter until it somehow burst from all the light. All the monsters averted their gaze…all except poor Tim. May he rest in peace. When it was finally safe to look, the two dragons were lying on the ground in front of the monsters, unconscious. Why the monsters did not use their brains and kill them off right then and there, we may never know.
“Someone bring me the creepy snakes of doom.” The head monster commanded. Two smaller monsters brought a chest over and opened it. Two green snakes rested in it. The monster grabbed the snakes and put them on Spyro and Cynder’s necks. Then they left for their coffee break.
A few yard away…
“Ooooh…shiny…Chugga always says ‘if it is shiny, it is good.’ So I must take de shiny…” The unknown character *coughhuntercough* mumbled as he picked up Sparx in his paw.
“Spyro! Spyro, open your eyes! I SAID GET UP, DANGIT!” Cynder’s voice went from a whisper to a yell.
“Huh?” Spyro slowly opened his eyes.
“Hey, you two! Stick to the script!” The authoress called out from the sidelines.
“This is supposed to be a parody, we’re not supposed to stick to the script.” Cynder pointed out.
“Wait, what’s going on?” Spyro asked in a clueless voice.
“Okay, fine then. Don’t read the script I made you.”
“Just make a funnier one. And one where I’m not emo, I was sick of it in the original.”
“Oh, so you want a different personality?”
“Ummm, girls?”
“That would be nice, thank you.”
“You just want me to change the entire script to your liking?”
“Pretty much.”
“I’m confused.”
“Okay, fine then. I will change the script around.”
“Wait, we’re switching personalities?” Spyro asked. “I wanna change mine, too!”
The authoress face/palmed. “Who else wants a personality change?”
“Me!” The entire cast called out. The authoress face/palmed again.
“Okay, fine. Have it your way…NO WE ARE NOT EATING AT BURGER KING!” Many ‘awws’ of disappointment could be heard. The authoress just rolled her eyes and started writing a new script.
-a week later-
“THERE! IS EVERYBODY SATISFIED?!” The authoress asked through clenched teeth.
“Umm, actually…” A cheetah raised his paw.
“I’VE RE-WRITTEN THE SCRIPT FIVE FREAKING TIMES! THIS IS YOUR ROLE AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!” The cheetah sat down and sighed. “Any other objections?” The authoress asked sweetly. Everyone took a step back. “Good. Now ON WITH THE STORY ALREADY!”
“What happened?” Spyro asked as he shook his head. “Where are we?”
“Heck if I know. Everything is, like, a blur and crap.” Cynder responded as she looked around, paying no attention to Spyro.
“I know. My head huuuuuuuuuuuuuurts…” He moaned.
“Shut up, idiot. I think I hear drumbeats or something.”
“S-s-sparx?” Spyro called out his brother’s name. “P-please tell me that’s y-y-you.”
“Stop stuttering, you chicken.” Cynder glanced over at a group of monsters, which will now be called grublins.
“Why?” Spyro asked.
“’Cuz I say so! And that’s what they’re actually called. So shut up before I make your personality worse than it already is.” The authoress growled from the side.
“Okay, okay. Jeez…”
“Um, what the heck are those idiots doing?” Cynder asked.
“I reaaaaaaaaly don’t wanna find out. RUN!” Spyro tried to dash off, but a stream of electricity wrapped around his neck and he was pulled to the ground. “Owwwwwwwww!”
“You need help.” Cynder said in a disapproving voice. Then they both figured the creepy snakes of doom on their necks were keeping them trapped in that area. Right as grublins were headed towards them.
“We’re screwed.” “This cannot be good.”
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Any questions? Comments? Criticism? Ideas? Tell me, please. (okay, i think i've gone mad with excitement for this fanfic. )

This. Is. Awesome.

I laughed throughout the whole thing!

This is funny! I like it.

thanks everyone! I'm glad that you all like it so far. i'll try to make the next chapter soon...

Burgerking.... Have it your way!

lol that's hilarious

more!! this is amazing!!

i NEED more
Spyro: ok ok dont shout
cynder: shut up you freaking ideot

@karen: yup!
@cynder134: thank you
@lemmingluv: i'll try to make the next chapter soon.(of course, who knows when 'soon' is with my horrible update schedule >.> i'll try to make one today)
@darkspyro: lol

lol


@error: you cant tell me how many letters my post has to have!!!!!!!!!!!

that's something Spyro and Cynder would say in this story, too.

what this?
@error: you cant tell me how many letters my post has to have!!!!!!!!!!!

what?
and lol error is really mean. telling us how many letters we have to have in a post. *mumbling about the meanness of error*

i think it was stupid of dark52 to put a minimum letter limit...
there i said it!!!!!!!!!!!

*pats back* it's okay. someone had to say it.

*Sniffing* thanks that actually made me feel a little better *starts crying*

Quote: torok

This is funny! I like it.

It's not funny, it's hilarious.

finally sombody posted

Quote: lolwhut

Quote: torok

This is funny! I like it.

It's not funny, it's hilarious.

It's not hilarious, it's hilariously hilarious.

........................

lol

@error : god damnit you stupid *cannot put rest of sentence*

lolololol

lol. please make more! this is hilarious

LOL Can't stop laughing...

I don't think its funny....I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS *scrolls at comments* Awwh, that ruis my joke

*gasp* Stupid error! I wish she could right more

lol,write more.