darkSpyro

^Here, have bukkit, hope not too explicit =\

Edit: title change

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I is confuzzled...

Are you talking jibber jabber again, matesds?

Oh wait, I get it!

Umm.....I can't say what their child would look like....sorry!

Maybe it would be Skylanders Spyro!?

Wait- all of them, together?

That's really creepy, not to mention, really gross.
Is it possible?

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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^this was my facial reaction

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That's really creepy, not to mention, really gross.

^and this was my reaction after my facial reaction.

And no, it's not physically possible. Only one male would be the father. Not all 3. And only one female would be the mother. Not all 3. The other 4 would have "wasted" their time.

Case and point. Do we still need the bucket?

I don't get it. What's with the bucket?

The bucket represents "planning ahead"....

Yeah, I still don't get it.
What is the bucket for?

You know that scene in The Fly 2 (sequel to the Jeff Goldblum The Fly remake) when the dog goes into the transporter and comes out...horrible (and dead) and makes that awful squelch sound? Yeah, something like that.

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You know that scene in The Fly 2 (sequel to the Jeff Goldblum The Fly remake) when the dog goes into the transporter and comes out...horrible (and dead) and makes that awful squelch sound? Yeah, something like that.

This is what would happen if it was actually possible for all of them to have 1 kid. But it's physically impossible.

Only if you're trying to use logic in a setting where lizards can fly, talk, and breathe fire.

*sigh* The bucket is for puking your guts into, due to the idelogically sensitive nature of the subject....

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Only if you're trying to use logic in a setting where lizards can fly, talk, and breathe fire.

Yep. That's what I do!

But even in that kind of situation, it still wouldn't happen. Who would carry the fetus? Not all 3 of them can with only 1 kid. If the topic starter said kids, then it'd be a different story.

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*sigh* The bucket is for puking your guts into, due to the idelogically sensitive nature of the subject....

I'm surprised nobody figured that out yet.

Me too....

And I think everyone is thinking a little too hard over this subject.

We have to. Someone just asked the question of if 6 characters got together and did it. And it's impossible for all six of them to share just one kid. We are forced to think about it.

You do realise matesds always asks these sarcastic, cryptic things, right?

Yes.......your point?

My point is....

Because I feel like it.

Correct answer!

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That's really creepy, not to mention, really gross.
Is it possible?

What is so bad about it?

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You know that scene in The Fly 2 (sequel to the Jeff Goldblum The Fly remake) when the dog goes into the transporter and comes out...horrible (and dead) and makes that awful squelch sound? Yeah, something like that.

Fly 2 FTW!

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*sigh* The bucket is for puking your guts into, due to the idelogically sensitive nature of the subject....

Nothing disturbs me. I sat through Saw VII, The Human Centipede and The Grudge without being so much scared.
Gosh, I have no Feelings!

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What is so bad about it?

Nothing disturbs me. I sat through Saw VII, The Human Centipede and The Grudge without being so much scared.
Gosh, I have no Feelings!

Think about it for a second: A purple dragon and main character of a franchise, an formerly evil dragon whom is now the target of many fanboys/girls whom draw dirty art of, a villian that got screwed up in DotD and looks like got hit by a bus, a faun, a prissy pink dragon, and a red dragon whom was only in one scene, all got together and performed sexual acts to concieve 1 child. It doesn't sound that bad, until someone eventually draws it. Then some people will lose their lunches.

I don't have a delicate stomach either. But some people do, hence the bucket.

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What is so bad about it?

Nothing disturbs me. I sat through Saw VII, The Human Centipede and The Grudge without being so much scared.
Gosh, I have no Feelings!

Think about it for a second: A purple dragon and main character of a franchise, an formerly evil dragon whom is now the target of many fanboys/girls whom draw dirty art of, a villian that got screwed up in DotD and looks like got hit by a bus, a faun, a prissy pink dragon, and a red dragon whom was only in one scene, all got together and performed sexual acts to concieve 1 child. It doesn't sound that bad, until someone eventually draws it. Then some people will lose their lunches.

I don't have a delicate stomach either. But some people do, hence the bucket.

I honestly don't see anything so disgusting or bad within that scenario. My stomach is...

Oh wait. Ember and Cynder.
But otherwise I don't feel awkward in any way.

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I honestly don't see anything so disgusting or bad within that scenario. My stomach is...

Oh wait. Ember and Cynder.
But otherwise I don't feel awkward in any way.

I honestly think that Ember and Cynder is the least strange piece in there besides Spyro and Cynder. The strangest and creepiest part to me is Malefor and Elora.

I dunno. I just find it strange to have 6 characters engage in such acts, then concieve one child when it's impossible to do so.

Frankly, I've drawn worse than this topic, so it's not bugging me in the slightest.

As for who would carry the fetus, why bother with that when you've got magic? Maybe a fairy brought a disturbing little package to their meeting and now everyone is trying to figure out how this happened at all.

Also: Ember/Cynder ftw! Stop being such prudes, guys, jeeze.

Ember/Cynder is a smexy pairing(Teen or Adult, obviously.....the kid versions would just be cute!:3)

LE GASP!!!
It's been ages since I said anything to do with Cynder being smexy!

Ember/Cynder is Cynder's only redeeming quality (well, okay, Sparx/Cynder is, too ).

Meh, she doesn't need redeeming features for me, as she has nothing to redeem for me!

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As for who would carry the fetus, why bother with that when you've got magic? Maybe a fairy brought a disturbing little package to their meeting and now everyone is trying to figure out how this happened at all.

Also: Ember/Cynder ftw! Stop being such prudes, guys, jeeze.

Oh shush about the magic. Magic isn't the answer to everything.

I didn't say anything against the pairing. I actually like it.

........MAGIC!!!

Again, when your main character is a purple flying reptile who breathes fire and who regularly gets out of plot inconvenience by magic (sometimes they even say so directly in the games) saying it's anything but makes far less sense.

Harr, we just watched the new episode. It...it was painful. D:

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Again, when your main character is a purple flying reptile who breathes fire and who regularly gets out of plot inconvenience by magic (sometimes they even say so directly in the games) saying it's anything but makes far less sense.

Harr, we just watched the new episode. It...it was painful. D:

What do you mean by that?

She means the characters literally say something works because of magic. It happens in nearly every Spyro game.

I'm still too scared to watch any more episodes....@_@

"Hey, Spyro, why don't you shoot some magic out of your face so we can get out of here?"
~ Sparx, LoS: TEN

There's also Spyro's elemental powers (and Cynder's, for lack of a better term) which are described as and shown to be magic as well as being granted to dragons in mystical-magical ways. The games are so steeped in magic that it's outright assumed that players will take any major gaffs of plot as being the result of magic ("frozen in a time crystal" anyone?). In short, there's absolutely no way anything in the LoS games works by means of our own natural laws (Cynder couldn't even breathe if you apply the laws of functioning anatomy to her), therefor the only way any of this makes any sense at all is by magic.

Hey, the Classics are full of it too!

I didn't say they weren't, but nobody ever tried to play the logic games with the classics. I mean, it says right in the YotD instruction book that dragon babies are literally delivered by fairies on one specific year.

I try to put logic in everything. It's a bad habit.

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Again, when your main character is a purple flying reptile who breathes fire and who regularly gets out of plot inconvenience by magic (sometimes they even say so directly in the games) saying it's anything but makes far less sense.

Harr, we just watched the new episode. It...it was painful. D:

Yes, but even still you have to think about it. All the magic in the world cannot make it possible for 6 people to have one kid. There has to at least be 3 (one for each female).

Magic may not make it possible, but I know what can....
...it is the answer to everything in video games....it helps me be more tolerant of plotholes that I cannot come up with any answer to whatsoever....

Nope. Here's how it could work (and I'm just pulling this out of thin air):

Malefor, for some idiotic reason (because he never has any smart ones), needs to create some super being. He uses his magic to pull the best characteristics out of himself and the others and drops them into an egg. BAM! Mutant baby ahoy!

It wouldn't take me long to make this all mesh perfectly with the LoS world, either. I do this kind of thing for a living, after all.

^It could work. But Malefor wouldn't dare come up with that idea. He's too stupid even for that.

My only guess is that they all engage in sexual activity, but for each one to have a kid, there needs to be at least 3 (one in each female). Then from there they can try to figure out who's is who's.

....So you make a living out of talking about things that most people would find repulsive on an online forum centered around a childrens ca....I mean, video game?

.....the pay good?

CAV: Given that there's exactly one female dragon left, I really don't think they reproduce in the normal way. They wouldn't have even bothered saving the world if that were the case.

SB: No, I make a living making weird stuff up. It pays crap, but it's fun. As for the repulsive nature of this topic, I didn't start it and you'll note I'm the only one who didn't take it to the gutter. *gives CAV and everyone else a shrewd look*

Maybe they divide in half? They're mythical creatures, anyway

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CAV: Given that there's exactly one female dragon left, I really don't think they reproduce in the normal way. They wouldn't have even bothered saving the world if that were the case.

SB: No, I make a living making weird stuff up. It pays crap, but it's fun. As for the repulsive nature of this topic, I didn't start it and you'll note I'm the only one who didn't take it to the gutter. *gives CAV and everyone else a shrewd look*

If you're talking about LoS, then that must be false. Somewhere, somehow, there must be a female dragon out there. If Cynder is really the only one, the population will plummet. EL would've screwed themselves over.

And I'm just looking at things realistically. Not my fault this topic was made. X3

Haha, dragons reproduce by budding!

When ANB had come out, I actually came up with a fairly complex theory about their culture and reproductive habits being based around crystals, but I'm too lazy to write it all down now.