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If Spyro, Flame, Malefor, Elora, Ember, & Cynder had kid... [CLOSED]
matesds Emerald Sparx Gems: 3504
#1 Posted: 18:38:28 26/02/2011 | Topic Creator
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^Here, have bukkit, hope not too explicit =\

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sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#2 Posted: 18:40:39 26/02/2011
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I is confuzzled... smilie
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Aura24 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6561
#3 Posted: 18:41:06 26/02/2011
Are you talking jibber jabber again, matesds?
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sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#4 Posted: 18:42:40 26/02/2011
Oh wait, I get it!smilie

Umm.....I can't say what their child would look like....sorry!smilie

Maybe it would be Skylanders Spyro!?smilie
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#5 Posted: 19:35:37 26/02/2011
Wait- all of them, together? smilie
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#6 Posted: 00:55:16 25/03/2011
That's really creepy, not to mention, really gross.
Is it possible?
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#7 Posted: 01:17:12 25/03/2011
OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289
#8 Posted: 01:36:02 25/03/2011
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^this was my facial reaction

Quote: no wings5
That's really creepy, not to mention, really gross.


^and this was my reaction after my facial reaction.

And no, it's not physically possible. Only one male would be the father. Not all 3. And only one female would be the mother. Not all 3. The other 4 would have "wasted" their time.
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#9 Posted: 02:34:29 25/03/2011
Case and point. Do we still need the bucket?
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#10 Posted: 07:01:05 25/03/2011
I don't get it. What's with the bucket?
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sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#11 Posted: 09:32:35 25/03/2011
The bucket represents "planning ahead"....
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spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#12 Posted: 09:49:45 25/03/2011
Yeah, I still don't get it.
What is the bucket for?
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#13 Posted: 10:57:07 25/03/2011
No idea, but the kid would look so weird if this happened. smilie
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Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124
#14 Posted: 12:06:22 25/03/2011
You know that scene in The Fly 2 (sequel to the Jeff Goldblum The Fly remake) when the dog goes into the transporter and comes out...horrible (and dead) and makes that awful squelch sound? Yeah, something like that.
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289
#15 Posted: 14:14:37 25/03/2011
Quote: Razz
You know that scene in The Fly 2 (sequel to the Jeff Goldblum The Fly remake) when the dog goes into the transporter and comes out...horrible (and dead) and makes that awful squelch sound? Yeah, something like that.


This is what would happen if it was actually possible for all of them to have 1 kid. But it's physically impossible.
Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124
#16 Posted: 14:59:27 25/03/2011
Only if you're trying to use logic in a setting where lizards can fly, talk, and breathe fire. smilie
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#17 Posted: 15:31:02 25/03/2011
*sigh* The bucket is for puking your guts into, due to the idelogically sensitive nature of the subject....
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289
#18 Posted: 16:50:31 25/03/2011
Quote: Razz
Only if you're trying to use logic in a setting where lizards can fly, talk, and breathe fire. smilie


Yep. That's what I do!

But even in that kind of situation, it still wouldn't happen. Who would carry the fetus? Not all 3 of them can with only 1 kid. If the topic starter said kids, then it'd be a different story.

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*sigh* The bucket is for puking your guts into, due to the idelogically sensitive nature of the subject....


I'm surprised nobody figured that out yet.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#19 Posted: 16:57:15 25/03/2011
Me too....

And I think everyone is thinking a little too hard over this subject. smilie
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289
#20 Posted: 17:00:22 25/03/2011
We have to. Someone just asked the question of if 6 characters got together and did it. And it's impossible for all six of them to share just one kid. We are forced to think about it.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#21 Posted: 17:06:40 25/03/2011
You do realise matesds always asks these sarcastic, cryptic things, right?
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#22 Posted: 17:21:06 25/03/2011
Yes.......your point?
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#23 Posted: 17:26:41 25/03/2011
My point is....

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#24 Posted: 17:49:10 25/03/2011
Because I feel like it. smilie
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#25 Posted: 17:50:42 25/03/2011
Correct answer!smilie
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#26 Posted: 18:18:59 25/03/2011
Quote: no wings5
That's really creepy, not to mention, really gross.
Is it possible?


What is so bad about it?

Quote: Razz
You know that scene in The Fly 2 (sequel to the Jeff Goldblum The Fly remake) when the dog goes into the transporter and comes out...horrible (and dead) and makes that awful squelch sound? Yeah, something like that.


Fly 2 FTW!

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*sigh* The bucket is for puking your guts into, due to the idelogically sensitive nature of the subject....


Nothing disturbs me. I sat through Saw VII, The Human Centipede and The Grudge without being so much scared.
Gosh, I have no Feelings!
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289
#27 Posted: 18:23:32 25/03/2011
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What is so bad about it?

Nothing disturbs me. I sat through Saw VII, The Human Centipede and The Grudge without being so much scared.
Gosh, I have no Feelings!


Think about it for a second: A purple dragon and main character of a franchise, an formerly evil dragon whom is now the target of many fanboys/girls whom draw dirty art of, a villian that got screwed up in DotD and looks like got hit by a bus, a faun, a prissy pink dragon, and a red dragon whom was only in one scene, all got together and performed sexual acts to concieve 1 child. It doesn't sound that bad, until someone eventually draws it. Then some people will lose their lunches.

I don't have a delicate stomach either. But some people do, hence the bucket.
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#28 Posted: 18:26:21 25/03/2011
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Quote: Malefor0001
What is so bad about it?

Nothing disturbs me. I sat through Saw VII, The Human Centipede and The Grudge without being so much scared.
Gosh, I have no Feelings!


Think about it for a second: A purple dragon and main character of a franchise, an formerly evil dragon whom is now the target of many fanboys/girls whom draw dirty art of, a villian that got screwed up in DotD and looks like got hit by a bus, a faun, a prissy pink dragon, and a red dragon whom was only in one scene, all got together and performed sexual acts to concieve 1 child. It doesn't sound that bad, until someone eventually draws it. Then some people will lose their lunches.

I don't have a delicate stomach either. But some people do, hence the bucket.


I honestly don't see anything so disgusting or bad within that scenario. My stomach is...

Oh wait. Ember and Cynder.
But otherwise I don't feel awkward in any way.
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289
#29 Posted: 22:30:58 25/03/2011
Quote: Malefor0001
I honestly don't see anything so disgusting or bad within that scenario. My stomach is...

Oh wait. Ember and Cynder.
But otherwise I don't feel awkward in any way.


I honestly think that Ember and Cynder is the least strange piece in there besides Spyro and Cynder. The strangest and creepiest part to me is Malefor and Elora.

I dunno. I just find it strange to have 6 characters engage in such acts, then concieve one child when it's impossible to do so.
Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124
#30 Posted: 13:24:21 26/03/2011
Frankly, I've drawn worse than this topic, so it's not bugging me in the slightest.

As for who would carry the fetus, why bother with that when you've got magic? Maybe a fairy brought a disturbing little package to their meeting and now everyone is trying to figure out how this happened at all. smilie

Also: Ember/Cynder ftw! Stop being such prudes, guys, jeeze. smilie
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sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#31 Posted: 13:28:18 26/03/2011
Ember/Cynder is a smexy pairing(Teen or Adult, obviously.....the kid versions would just be cute!:3)

LE GASP!!!
It's been ages since I said anything to do with Cynder being smexy!smilie
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Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124
#32 Posted: 13:29:40 26/03/2011
Ember/Cynder is Cynder's only redeeming quality (well, okay, Sparx/Cynder is, too smilie).
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#33 Posted: 13:32:42 26/03/2011
Meh, she doesn't need redeeming features for me, as she has nothing to redeem for me!smilie
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289
#34 Posted: 17:02:31 26/03/2011
Quote: Razz
As for who would carry the fetus, why bother with that when you've got magic? Maybe a fairy brought a disturbing little package to their meeting and now everyone is trying to figure out how this happened at all. smilie

Also: Ember/Cynder ftw! Stop being such prudes, guys, jeeze. smilie


Oh shush about the magic. smilie Magic isn't the answer to everything.

I didn't say anything against the pairing. I actually like it.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#35 Posted: 17:08:46 26/03/2011
........MAGIC!!!smilie
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Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124
#36 Posted: 17:30:54 26/03/2011
Again, when your main character is a purple flying reptile who breathes fire and who regularly gets out of plot inconvenience by magic (sometimes they even say so directly in the games) saying it's anything but makes far less sense.

Harr, we just watched the new episode. It...it was painful. D:
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5738
#37 Posted: 17:31:59 26/03/2011
Quote: Razz
Again, when your main character is a purple flying reptile who breathes fire and who regularly gets out of plot inconvenience by magic (sometimes they even say so directly in the games) saying it's anything but makes far less sense.

Harr, we just watched the new episode. It...it was painful. D:



What do you mean by that?
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#38 Posted: 17:35:19 26/03/2011
She means the characters literally say something works because of magic. It happens in nearly every Spyro game.

I'm still too scared to watch any more episodes....@_@
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Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124
#39 Posted: 17:38:14 26/03/2011
"Hey, Spyro, why don't you shoot some magic out of your face so we can get out of here?"
~ Sparx, LoS: TEN

There's also Spyro's elemental powers (and Cynder's, for lack of a better term) which are described as and shown to be magic as well as being granted to dragons in mystical-magical ways. The games are so steeped in magic that it's outright assumed that players will take any major gaffs of plot as being the result of magic ("frozen in a time crystal" anyone?). In short, there's absolutely no way anything in the LoS games works by means of our own natural laws (Cynder couldn't even breathe if you apply the laws of functioning anatomy to her), therefor the only way any of this makes any sense at all is by magic.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#40 Posted: 17:39:37 26/03/2011
Hey, the Classics are full of it too!smilie
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Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124
#41 Posted: 18:07:46 26/03/2011
I didn't say they weren't, but nobody ever tried to play the logic games with the classics. smilie I mean, it says right in the YotD instruction book that dragon babies are literally delivered by fairies on one specific year. smilie
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289
#42 Posted: 18:12:35 26/03/2011
I try to put logic in everything. It's a bad habit.

Quote: Razz
Again, when your main character is a purple flying reptile who breathes fire and who regularly gets out of plot inconvenience by magic (sometimes they even say so directly in the games) saying it's anything but makes far less sense.

Harr, we just watched the new episode. It...it was painful. D:


Yes, but even still you have to think about it. All the magic in the world cannot make it possible for 6 people to have one kid. There has to at least be 3 (one for each female).
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#43 Posted: 18:17:03 26/03/2011
Magic may not make it possible, but I know what can....
...it is the answer to everything in video games....it helps me be more tolerant of plotholes that I cannot come up with any answer to whatsoever....
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Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124
#44 Posted: 18:19:38 26/03/2011
Nope. Here's how it could work (and I'm just pulling this out of thin air):

Malefor, for some idiotic reason (because he never has any smart ones), needs to create some super being. He uses his magic to pull the best characteristics out of himself and the others and drops them into an egg. BAM! Mutant baby ahoy!

It wouldn't take me long to make this all mesh perfectly with the LoS world, either. I do this kind of thing for a living, after all. smilie
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289
#45 Posted: 18:21:35 26/03/2011
^It could work. But Malefor wouldn't dare come up with that idea. He's too stupid even for that.

My only guess is that they all engage in sexual activity, but for each one to have a kid, there needs to be at least 3 (one in each female). Then from there they can try to figure out who's is who's.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#46 Posted: 18:22:21 26/03/2011
....So you make a living out of talking about things that most people would find repulsive on an online forum centered around a childrens ca....I mean, video game?

.....the pay good?
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Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124
#47 Posted: 18:29:31 26/03/2011
CAV: Given that there's exactly one female dragon left, I really don't think they reproduce in the normal way. They wouldn't have even bothered saving the world if that were the case.

SB: No, I make a living making weird stuff up. smilie It pays crap, but it's fun. As for the repulsive nature of this topic, I didn't start it and you'll note I'm the only one who didn't take it to the gutter. *gives CAV and everyone else a shrewd look* smilie
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5738
#48 Posted: 18:32:15 26/03/2011
Maybe they divide in half? They're mythical creatures, anyway smilie
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289
#49 Posted: 18:32:36 26/03/2011
Quote: Razz
CAV: Given that there's exactly one female dragon left, I really don't think they reproduce in the normal way. They wouldn't have even bothered saving the world if that were the case.

SB: No, I make a living making weird stuff up. smilie It pays crap, but it's fun. As for the repulsive nature of this topic, I didn't start it and you'll note I'm the only one who didn't take it to the gutter. *gives CAV and everyone else a shrewd look* smilie


If you're talking about LoS, then that must be false. Somewhere, somehow, there must be a female dragon out there. If Cynder is really the only one, the population will plummet. EL would've screwed themselves over.

And I'm just looking at things realistically. Not my fault this topic was made. X3
Razz Platinum Sparx Gems: 6124
#50 Posted: 18:33:40 26/03/2011
Haha, dragons reproduce by budding! smilie

When ANB had come out, I actually came up with a fairly complex theory about their culture and reproductive habits being based around crystals, but I'm too lazy to write it all down now.
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