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If Spyro and Cynder had a kid... [CLOSED]
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1451 Posted: 19:28:42 04/02/2011
I do. Course I'm almost the oldest of the guys on here right now.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1452 Posted: 19:29:51 04/02/2011
I do, I just thought that, seeing as dragons are huge as adults, it wouldn't make a difference...just compare Spyro's egg to Ignitus in ANB....
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spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1453 Posted: 19:42:54 04/02/2011
I don't see where this is going
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6266
#1454 Posted: 19:44:06 04/02/2011
Brawler, Iggy is male, whom is bigger and bulker overall. It doesn't help your arguement. smilie

Quote: TheWereCat
If Cynder and Spyro had a kid, then Cynder would be pregnant- fat, moody and unattractive. Then all the perverts on the internet will cry. Poor things.


Something tells me that it won't stop people that have a pregnant fetish. It would only make them more excited. Ugh......
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1455 Posted: 19:44:50 04/02/2011
I was just stating that a dragon egg probably wouldn't make an adult dragon look fat....unless we are talking about Spyro impregnating her as a teen....then there would be some difference....
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spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1456 Posted: 19:45:01 04/02/2011
Yeah, pregnancy is not very appealing to me.
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6266
#1457 Posted: 19:47:47 04/02/2011
Quote: sonicbrawler182
I was just stating that a dragon egg probably wouldn't make an adult dragon look fat....unless we are talking about Spyro impregnating her as a teen....then there would be some difference....


Yes I know.

Are you promoting teen pregnancy!? CALL THE COPS! smilie
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1458 Posted: 19:48:27 04/02/2011
Quote: CAV
Brawler, Iggy is male, whom is bigger and bulker overall. It doesn't help your arguement. smilie

Quote: TheWereCat
If Cynder and Spyro had a kid, then Cynder would be pregnant- fat, moody and unattractive. Then all the perverts on the internet will cry. Poor things.


Something tells me that it won't stop people that have a pregnant fetish. It would only make them more excited. Ugh......


...In that case, compare Iggy to Cynder while he attempts to rape her in ANB!smilie
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1459 Posted: 19:49:11 04/02/2011
^lol!
...Eh what?
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6266
#1460 Posted: 19:49:57 04/02/2011
Quote: sonicbrawler182
...In that case, compare Iggy to Cynder while he attempts to rape her in ANB!smilie


Cynder has a much smaller figure compared to the bulky Iggy. Pregnancy would show and would actually be more that obvious.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1461 Posted: 19:52:39 04/02/2011
Not really....Spyro is tiny compared to Cynder in ANB, and would be even smaller in his egg. It may or may not show.

And no, I'm not promoting teen pregnancy....but they may only be teens in HUMAN time!smilie
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spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1462 Posted: 20:31:05 04/02/2011
Maybe they are adults...old enough to mate. Who knows.
TheWereCat Yellow Sparx Gems: 1000
#1463 Posted: 21:08:34 04/02/2011

Meh, I hate Flapjack, but I just gotta post this now smilie


And, meh, why can't it be that the dude get pregnant, like seahorses? *Pregnant Sparx, FTW* Us women have to go through too much!!
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Own:smilie smilie smilie smilie
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1464 Posted: 21:47:36 04/02/2011
^oh jeez, I hate flapjack.

Who's not to say though that perhaps they are old enough to mate, they are not humans.
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6266
#1465 Posted: 21:53:52 04/02/2011
Quote: TheWereCat
And, meh, why can't it be that the dude get pregnant, like seahorses? *Pregnant Sparx, FTW* Us women have to go through too much!!


You sound as if you've already gone through child-birth. smilie

And I understand that pregnancy is painful, but it's not the most painful thing that could happen to a person. For one thing, it's very painful when a guy gets kicked in the nuts. You cannot breathe when that happens.

Also, I suggest you watch the BMP Pain Olympics and see what can happen to a guy that can't happen to a woman. I also suggest you make sure your parents aren't around and that you have a barfbag with you.
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1466 Posted: 21:56:42 04/02/2011
^hehe.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1467 Posted: 21:59:59 04/02/2011
Quote:
And, meh, why can't it be that the dude get pregnant, like seahorses? *Pregnant Sparx, FTW* Us women have to go through too much!!


Well, having a "giggoogity" can be uncomfortable, especially in tight pants....and when it's hard WHILE wearing tight pants!smilie
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1468 Posted: 22:03:49 04/02/2011
Quote: sonicbrawler182
Quote:
And, meh, why can't it be that the dude get pregnant, like seahorses? *Pregnant Sparx, FTW* Us women have to go through too much!!


Well, having a "giggoogity" can be uncomfortable, especially in tight pants....and when it's hard WHILE wearing tight pants!smilie



smilie
great, now ive got the worst image in my head.
Must lose disgusting image!!!!!
...Lightbulb...
Hey Cynder! Come here a moment!
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1469 Posted: 22:05:06 04/02/2011
Now YOU'VE given me a mental image!smilie
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
zzsdf Emerald Sparx Gems: 4271
#1470 Posted: 22:07:26 04/02/2011
Quote: sonicbrawler182
Quote:
And, meh, why can't it be that the dude get pregnant, like seahorses? *Pregnant Sparx, FTW* Us women have to go through too much!!


Well, having a "giggoogity" can be uncomfortable, especially in tight pants....and when it's hard WHILE wearing tight pants!smilie



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I can't take that image out of my head... It's creepy...
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1471 Posted: 22:09:14 04/02/2011
*is with Cynder*
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1472 Posted: 22:12:38 04/02/2011
Doing what?smilie

And I bet you were expecting me to say something pervy to that question about me meeting Cynder, weren't you?smilie
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1473 Posted: 22:13:55 04/02/2011
Quote: sonicbrawler182
Doing what?smilie

And I bet you were expecting me to say something pervy to that question about me meeting Cynder, weren't you?smilie



Wouldn't you like to know...

And yes.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1474 Posted: 22:15:29 04/02/2011
....AAAWWW, GEEZ MAN! Is she like your sex slave now!?smilie

...Surpassing expectations is fun!smilie
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1475 Posted: 22:17:39 04/02/2011
Quote: sonicbrawler182
....AAAWWW, GEEZ MAN! Is she like your sex slave now!?smilie

...Surpassing expectations is fun!smilie



She doesn't seem to mind, so I wouldn't call her a sex slave per se.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1476 Posted: 22:23:24 04/02/2011
She could just be "playing along"....Malefor has messed up her head you know....she's very obedient, even when she doesn't want to be!smilie
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5738
#1477 Posted: 22:24:07 04/02/2011
You can't do that to the willing.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1478 Posted: 22:26:06 04/02/2011
Huh!?o-o
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5738
#1479 Posted: 22:26:30 04/02/2011
Ohhh, you had ninja'd me! smilie
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1480 Posted: 22:29:57 04/02/2011
Oh, OK then!smilie

I bet we are freakin' you out!smilie
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5738
#1481 Posted: 22:30:18 04/02/2011
Eheh, reminds me of how this topic used to be smilie
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1482 Posted: 22:32:28 04/02/2011
Honestly though....it's hard to not talk about something sexual, considering the topic title!smilie
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5738
#1483 Posted: 22:34:26 04/02/2011
Maybe to some people! smilie Haha
Technically, it is on topic smilie
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1484 Posted: 22:36:52 04/02/2011
This topic reminds me of a really saddening comic strip I seen today...smilie
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1485 Posted: 22:50:39 04/02/2011
Quote: Darby
Maybe to some people! smilie Haha
Technically, it is on topic smilie



Hey, at least your part of the action this time.


and cynder told me she wasnt to fond of cav for one reason.
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1486 Posted: 22:56:25 04/02/2011
Quote:
Hey, at least your part of the action this time.


....That didn't come out right....manners, we have a lady here!....smilie
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1487 Posted: 22:57:26 04/02/2011
What did I say?
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1488 Posted: 23:01:11 04/02/2011
You said "at least you're part of the action" to Darby...it sounded kinda wrong......smilie
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1489 Posted: 23:03:11 04/02/2011
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You pervert. smilie
SuperSpyroFan Diamond Sparx Gems: 9329
#1490 Posted: 23:04:46 04/02/2011
Sonicbrawler's the one, who's 'avin all the fun, so we won't want Kadoobu anymore, shut the friggin' door!
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#1491 Posted: 23:05:06 04/02/2011
I'm just pointing OUT the pervyness....

"You know me....never a dull moment!"
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"My memories will be part of the sky."
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1492 Posted: 23:06:53 04/02/2011
Ah yes, your catch phrase Brawler
Jackson117 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3875
#1493 Posted: 01:20:01 05/02/2011
Oddly enough my OC is downright focused on Spyro producing offspring with cynder....Then his obsessed to going nuts and killing everything he sees as evil in every other universe.


Are you evil?
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6266
#1494 Posted: 01:23:01 05/02/2011
Quote: sonicbrawler182
This topic reminds me of a really saddening comic strip I seen today...smilie


Um. May I ask what it is?
spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1495 Posted: 02:07:02 05/02/2011
I'm not evil, just in love with Cynder.
AlKorKrus Blue Sparx Gems: 898
#1496 Posted: 04:51:41 05/02/2011
I agree with CAV, What comic strip?
Also @CAV has the hissing stopped?
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spyrocynderfan7 Ripto Gems: 783
#1497 Posted: 04:52:32 05/02/2011
^hissing noise?
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6266
#1498 Posted: 06:24:05 05/02/2011
Yes they've stopped. Now I just hear banging on the walls...

Quote: spyrocynderfan7
^hissing noise?


I mentioned that a while back there was some hissing noises.
TheWereCat Yellow Sparx Gems: 1000
#1499 Posted: 09:04:52 05/02/2011
Argh, I hate it when men use the 'kicked in balls' arguement; they don't seem to realise how much it hurts to get elbowed in the nungas- and it's an easy target!! Plus, we have to have a period every month for a week... I've had to miss school before because it hurt so much. *Shudder* It lasts all through the day, all through the night and... Well, it's horrible. Especially if you have P.E! ...Phew, I've let out all my anger now.
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Own:smilie smilie smilie smilie
zzsdf Emerald Sparx Gems: 4271
#1500 Posted: 11:40:15 05/02/2011
Quote: Jackson117
Oddly enough my OC is downright focused on Spyro producing offspring with cynder....Then his obsessed to going nuts and killing everything he sees as evil in every other universe.


Are you evil?



Mmmmm... Reminds me of Am I Evil, by Metallica:
"Am I evil? Yes I am"
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