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Hetalia and the Raiders of the lost title [CLOSED]
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12485
#1 Posted: 20:17:01 28/09/2010 | Topic Creator
One day the United Kingdom was sitting at home drinking tea. Suddenly, France bursted in! "I'M PREGANT, AND YOU'RE THE FATHER!" France cried. The United Kingdom then spat out his tea and yelled "WHAT?!? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?" with a horrified face. Then the USA came into the room " 'Sup you guys?" the younger country asked. Then France remarked "I'm having a baby! And the UK is the father!". USA then drank the UK's tea and spat it out on the UK's face.
[9 months later . . .]
"Oh no! My stomach hurts! I THINK I'M HAVING THE BABY!" France yelled. So the UK and the USA took France to the hospital. While France was having the baby the Sniper from Team Fortress 2 was yelling "PUSH LADS! PUSSSSSHHHHH!". Suddenly, out of France's womb came Canada! "What . . . ? Why where you in France's stomach USA?" the UK asked Canada. Canada stayed silent for a moment, and then screamed "AGHHHHHHH!" as the USA came in. Canada then jumped on top of the USA and proceeded to rip his face off. After finishing, Canada then jumped up and yelled " I'M CANADA GODDAMMIT! NOT THE USA! WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY UNDERSTAND THAT?!?" and then ran off then became isolated for 100 years. France stared into space while the UK was sobbing on top of the USA's corpse. France then remarked "My poor insane son.", and then had buttsex with the UK.

fin


OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 00:59:17 29/09/2010 by Carmelita Fox
Adria Emerald Sparx Gems: 4196
#2 Posted: 01:06:40 29/09/2010
Dear god Carm. o.o

THIS SHOW SOUNDS BETTER. *knows what she's going to watch at two in the morning*
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12485
#3 Posted: 01:11:17 29/09/2010 | Topic Creator
YOU'LL LOVE IT.
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12485
#4 Posted: 15:47:05 07/10/2010 | Topic Creator
bump because i can
Whitedragon Ripto Gems: 963
#5 Posted: 16:37:40 07/10/2010
this is porn
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12485
#6 Posted: 23:29:32 07/10/2010 | Topic Creator
Quote: Whitedragon
this is porn



no you are porn
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 23:29:51 07/10/2010 by Carmelita Fox
Whitedragon Ripto Gems: 963
#7 Posted: 16:24:18 09/10/2010
you are porn
matesds Emerald Sparx Gems: 3504
#8 Posted: 14:28:51 11/10/2010
Quote: Carmelita Fox
Quote: Whitedragon
this is porn



no you are porn



In fack, she is, babe/dudette/whatever...
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Keep smile
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12485
#9 Posted: 00:13:49 14/10/2010 | Topic Creator
Quote: Whitedragon
you are porn



you are pornier.

baaahh
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 16:20:05 14/12/2010 by Carmelita Fox
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