darkSpyro

we get to torture everyone

RC:hey ppl its me RC the creator of Universal embarrasment hour.
:legendh god no please no!
RC:CUE PIRRANAHS!
i mean YAY RC SHE'S BACK!
RC:better. anyways i sometimes like to torture spyro and the gang and today i'll be taking in requests on how to make their lives miserable.
*whispers to spyro* we gotta get outta here! *walks out the door* gets tazered.
RC:i have magicaly placed collars on all the spyro characters so they cant get out of this comic and i have also stolen their money. im an amazing pick-pocket.
NOO I NEEDED THAT 20 GEMS FOR COCAINE!
I NEEDED THAT 5 GEMS FOR BEER AND WHISKEY!
RC:i took the money cuz i needed some steroids and cider so i can torture you alot more and so that sparx and malefor dont fall in their magical drug worl while im torturing them.
now for the requests *sits and waits*

scary lol

i just hope nobody dies in all of this

totaly agreed

post more

Burn them with hot metal! O.o
This is interesting ^.=.^

?????? hot metal????

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Burn them with hot metal! O.o
This is interesting ^.=.^

oh crap.

hey better them than moi(me) but if i could i'd save them

hey RC by any chance did you also capture Money Bags?

and then kill him i have a score to settle with moneybags!!!

@grandspyro: good point...
@torok: lol
@parisrulez: what did he do? lol

HE TOOK MY GEMS!!!

same i had lot's and now there gone death to money bag

isn't there a level in a hero's tale where you can chase moneybags around and every time you hit him he drops gems?

not sure i wish

there is...i was just wondering if it was a hero's tale or a different game...

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isn't there a level in a hero's tale where you can chase moneybags around and every time you hit him he drops gems?

no i don't think so there is one in YotD though i luagh eveily every i do that

oh. *face/palm*

this reminds me of spyro turth or dare on fanfic.net i read it last summer no don't have an accout but i can get a link if you want...

lol...

lolz this is funn!

it is i hope RC posts more

ONE AT A TIME PEOPLE! okay whats the first request

could you do somthing withe classic spyro villans? and with flame and ember?

You should force Malefor to eat lima beans. Then you should make all of them have to listen to Hanna Montana music.

yeah do that but could you add flame and ember too?

i said ONE AT A TIME.

okay okay...

i vote for ember and flame lol

Agreed. I love torturing people.

okay heres the new one.
RC:well it looks like we have a request for malefor to eat lima beans and the rest of my guinea pigs- i mean torture dummies to listen to Hannah Montana music.
everyone except malefor: NOOOOOO!!!!
HAAHHAAHAH! yeah lima beans!
RC: since you lurve to sleep with lima beans im gonna force you to eat them covered in my period blood.
YOUR HAVING YOUR PERIOD?!
RC: well it was bound to happen sometime and it started yesterday.
uhh oh gross!!! *barfs*
RC: you brought it on yourself. now if anyone needs me i'll be taking these lima beans into the bathroom. *walks off* *walks back in* heres your beans. completely covered red with my period blood. you say you like blood dont you?
yea but not THAT blood.
RC: too bad suck it up you baby. *straight jackets malefor and forces a spoonful into his mouth*
WAHHH!!!
RC: *locks the other characters in the loony bin with Hannah Montana* okay Hannah, sing!
the spyro characters: *screams of terror* WAHHH! NOOO!! EAR RAPE!! if you dont like ear rape want me to do you hot stuff? *sounds of slapping and whacking* AAIIEEE IT BURNS!!
RC: open up mally! *stuffs em down his throat*
*falls to the floor*
RC: QUICK EVERYONE LETS KICK HIM! *starts kicking*
everyone except malefor: can we kick him?
RC: NO FOOK OFF!
Dora, Tellitubies,Elmo and RC: *kick malefor's face*
RC: well thats it for tonight folks this was by far the most fun because we kick the giant baby in his nappies. later!

I request mummification of RC with duct tape, while she listens to MP3 of all jonas brothers "songs" ever made.

Quote: matesds

I request mummification of RC with duct tape, while she listens to MP3 of all jonas brothers "songs" ever made.

YES YES DO THAT GOOD CALL LO freaking L

not to RC cause well shes the torturer

do it to ember

LOLZ.......

yeah to ember

make malefor listen to Justin Beiber.

YES BACK UP PLAN LOL

yeah!

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do it to parisruelz

This.

ONE. AT. A. TIME. DAMNIT. i have needs too you know. i have to go pee every 20 minutes cuz of my period and my pee is red when it reaches the toilet. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!!

I KNOW!!!

How is it being a girl/woman?

SHHHHHHH....H

i'm sorry RC. I know being a girl can suck sometimes >.>

YESH IT DOES. at least we have guy attracters.(boobies)

@matesds: its annoying. you have to change your sanitry towel every three hours, you need wipes, the pains are sore, you ahve to pee every twenty mins, it happens for wehn you at least 50 or 60, your pee is red, you have to wear nightime towels so you dont leak in your bed. . . THE STRESS GETS TO YA MAN!

I wasn't descriptive at question... ' (meant as: Also when "the days" doesn't happen... '*

._. oookay then...

BOOBIES.