darkSpyro

nice, shorty. xD
i keep forgetting what i was going to say...

"isn't this place romantic?"
"You find sulfuric death romantic?"
"Yeah."
"I can't believe i have too face that over possessive jerk again, why can't men just leave me alone."
"Who could blame them, i mean your a babe. With a gorges yet demising smile. If you went out with a guy like that, you must have feelings for a stud like me."
"Feelings for you? hatred, disgust, repulsion..."
"No way! I like all the same things as you too! Lets go to my place and take things to the next level!"
"Oh, that's it!" Beats up spyro.
"It hurts to fly!"
"Apology accepted."
I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!, Ahahaha!"

this episode was my favorite.

wait!
what?
i have to go pee!
okay.
don't tell me urinating is a turn on for you...
well...
who am i talking to? look and your DEAD!
....
look and teddy goes bye bye!
okay! just don't hurt him!

lol what the heck?!
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malefor has the only toilet in the only toilet in the world.

you mean his fury beam?

you have to be rich to be a purple dragon. xD

lol, where else does he get his minions. they have to come from some where he is a advertisement.

Do you want minions!
yeah we want minion!
Do you want an evil laugh!
Yeah we want a evil laugh!
Do you want a fury-beam!
yeah we want a fury-beam!
Do-do-do-do-can't wait to get a handful!

Get all of these and more at fury-beams-mart,

^lol batteries not included

i thought it was funny. Thank you. Those lepercoln B*******s!

Quote: Pinkdesi101

@shadow: random.
@RC: thx. how long has it been since you've posted? xD
@Night: lol. thats nice. tricking spyro so you can have his autograph...lol. good plan.

i dunno maybe LAST NIGHT! >.>


Quote: shorty

That was blacktacular Cynder!
Just what the ***l is the supposed to mean?
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Spyro?
What?
You know what?
Not this again!
Every since I've been a good guy they made me less black! I used to be one big,beautiful,black bad a** sister and now I'm almost as purple as you! *holds up picture* Which one looks more black to you? It's quite apparent! So you know what? *turns into * I'm gonna be evil!

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With a little editing.....

lol ive seen that video with that part in it lol.


Quote: Pinkdesi101

nice. xD
i have a big question...where do babies come from?

RC:well you get seduced, something pops out, you chase cynder around, she runs like hell, you catch her and pounce on her, you both get up, in a cuple of weeks she look like shes fat, then an egg pops out of her pee hole and then it hatches into a baby dragon. got all the details?

AHHH!!! Where is pinkdesi?! NOOO!!! Must read more! I'm a firin my lazor! x blasts everyone including barney, dont ask x

NIGHTBLADE MUST poo....
*fires her poo lazah that makes ppl wanna poo over and oevr again*

... i have no nice way of reacting to that...

here's a way you could react to that.
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*2*

or
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*uses bathroom*

or
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*poops*

okay....now back to the actual story...
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*is getting beat up* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
karen: um....is this a trick question?
*poisens karen*
karen: YAY!!! AGAIN! AGAIN!
*shadow*
karen: .....*cough*......*cough*......
*wind breath*
karen: *breaths in*
*fear breath*
karen: *walks closer to cynder*
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!
RC: shut up woman
your a woman too!
RC: no, i'm not even a teenager yet. IN YO FACE!!!!!
I'M NOT A WOMAN!!! I'M A TEENAGER!!!
RC: well then, shut up teenager! *hits with bat*
OW!
golem: i'm going to die of pnemonia! hooray!
what the....didn't we already kill you?!?!?! >.>
hey RC?
RC: yeah?
where's your cell phone?
RC: oh, it's charging.... *walks away from cynder*
why are you walking aw....
Dr. Octogonapus: DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS!!! *BLARGHHHHH!*
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did you like it?

lemme guess, the edited waffle song? xD

lol, you are both funny. xD
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"EEK!" calls 911.
911: "911, what is your emergency?"
"I have a really bad hair day. Please help me...
911: "Alright we're sending in the hairamedics!"
TV turns off

"That is the worst show ever right cynder?"
"OMG!" A new episode od the best show ever just came on! The hairamedics!
*palm/face* "I've lost her to the pink side."
"Come to the pink side! We have cookies!"

Off- topic, but, like my new avatar?

@night: lol.
come to the darkside, we have cookies!
@GamingMaster: yes. it is fun to look at. xD

Quote: Pinkdesi101

here's a way you could react to that.
Quote:

*2*

or
Quote:

*uses bathroom*

or
Quote:

*poops*

okay....now back to the actual story...
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*is getting beat up* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
karen: um....is this a trick question?
*poisens karen*
karen: YAY!!! AGAIN! AGAIN!
*shadow*
karen: .....*cough*......*cough*......
*wind breath*
karen: *breaths in*
*fear breath*
karen: *walks closer to cynder*
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!
RC: shut up woman
your a woman too!
RC: no, i'm not even a teenager yet. IN YO FACE!!!!!
I'M NOT A WOMAN!!! I'M A TEENAGER!!!
RC: well then, shut up teenager! *hits with bat*
OW!
golem: i'm going to die of pnemonia! hooray!
what the....didn't we already kill you?!?!?! >.>
hey RC?
RC: yeah?
where's your cell phone?
RC: oh, it's charging.... *walks away from cynder*
why are you walking aw....
Dr. Octogonapus: DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS!!! *BLARGHHHHH!*
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did you like it?

HOW DO YOU KNOW IM NOT A TEENAGER YET?!

lol... This is an awesome fanfic.

@RC: in your profile your birthday says 1998. i was born in 1997, and i'm not a teenager...yet...
@night: thx night!

IT DOESNT SAY WHEN I WAS BORN!

Quote: RC's profile

Birthday October 4th, 1998

oh, and by the way, my birthday is a year and a day before yours. xD

ARGHH BAPLRRGRGEU BLAARGH

are you okay?

VARMNOOK ABAH WHEEE POOOOO

i'll take that as a no.

I AM OKAY! i just take the time to scare you. mwahahahhahahHAHAHAHHAAHAHHaaaaaaaa....

oh, your so kind.

lol,

blasting fury beam at and "Time out, big 'T'!"
"Oh come on. We were about to defeat you!"
"I wanted to kick your butt!"
"Well i need to put new batteries in my fury beam..."
and blast malefore even though he is putting in batteries.
Tax dude: "You are 3 seconds late for your taxs malefore G. Evilson."
"What does the 'G' stand for?"
Tax dude: "Girly-pearl." pulls malefore into dark-crystal and defeats him, then disappears.
and

lol. nice one Night!

WTF?! HAH LOL

Malefore Girly-pearl Evilson, that's a name he'll never out live.

i know. the dark master's middle name is Girly-pearl.
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RC: cynder is too boring to beat up *turnes and looks at karen*
Karen: *walking backwards slowly* you can't hurt me! i'm an endangered species!
RC: no your not. humans aren't endangered.
Karen: even ask Desi!
me: yeah, she actually is an endangered species.
RC: *hand face* wait... *starts walking towards me*
me: i've been considering becoming an endangered species.
RC: WHAT THE HECK!!!!
me: i wonder how many of Karen's species are still left...hmm....
RC: *turnes towards shorty*
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lol. cliffhanger! (if there are even so such things in these types of stories)

lol, i know what shorty would do. she is my sister...
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shorty: "Hey! don't look at me, beat up night!" smiles evilly. "Or i could do this..." Hits big red button. And a chiewinnie army is brought forth.
Zesty the chiewinnie: "Mam yes mam."
shorty: points at every one else. "Get them." laughs her evil laugh.
chiewinnies ram page forward.
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that's what she would have done

No! spare me, i am your sister who gave you chocolate and sisterly things!
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Me: Runs really fast... then stops. "Wait, there are only two. and they are me and my sis's. Come here zesty!"
zesty: pins me down and licks me in licking frenzy.
me: "Help!"
angel, my other dog:"ok!" help zesty lick me.
me: "That's not what i had in mind."
Angel: "we need reinforcements!"
one thousand more come.
me: "oh crud. pinkdesi help me!"
pinkdesi: "I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!" x blasts night x
me: "ow!"
RC: turns toward night.
Karen: claps, then grabs popcorn.

Night: "guess what?"
shorty: "What?"
Night: "you had more pizza than me, so, ha!"
shorty: "Lick her harder!"
night: "I'll give you one of nebula's pups..."
shorty: "...
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cliff hanger, again.

lol
Error: Your post is too short. It must contain at least 5 characters. WTF!

... ok then...
new song
everyone: turns into chipmunk.
radio:

me: "hey, the song has been chipmunked. what the heck?!"
radio :

pinkdesi: "so has that one..."
crazy dude: "were all going to die from singing chipmunks! run for your life!"

me: drop kick radio. "There! and stay dead!"