darkSpyro

i know. they think the whole world revolves around them. so annoying! they care for nobody but themselves.
okay, lets close that conversation...
thx!

did you like it.

oh, i already looked at that topic before i even saw ur sig.

lol, oh.

wait, didn't you dissapear?
yeah, and why am i red? aren't i supposed to be blue now?
and, WHY THE HECK IS DARK CYNDER IN HERE?!?!
what? i was lonely.
*rolls eyes*
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welcome to build-a-bea......
what?
*punches spyro*
WHAT THE HECK DID I DO?!?!?!?!
you were born *fury beam*
i wanna try!
okay.
how do i do it?
you need to say these speacial words...*whispers into ear*
are you sure?
positive.
okay....
*gets up and realize whats happening* crap...

lol this is one of the best fanfics eva!

you really think so? thx night!

Here's my version ...

NOOO... NEED... REDDD... COOOIINS....
WHAT TH-
Random Voice- DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
All- YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!
* flies in*
Sparx, how did you get here?
I flew over the fire.
Darn, why didn't I THINK OF THAT?!?!
Because the producers wanted to die...
But I'm right here...

TO BE CONTINUUED

lol. nice GM.
on a spyro spoof
okay, i say we go straight through the fire, unless anyone has any better ideas.
well, actually...
good. we're going with my idea.

Quote: GamingMaster_76

Here's my version ...

NOOO... NEED... REDDD... COOOIINS....
WHAT TH-
Random Voice- DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
All- YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!
* flies in*
Sparx, how did you get here?
I flew over the fire.
Darn, why didn't I THINK OF THAT?!?!
Because the producers wanted to die...
But I'm right here...

TO BE CONTINUUED

Captain Underpants(from real books)- TRA LA LAA!
All- what the cheeseburger!
Captain Underpants- Let's go order a hamburger from the sho shop!
She sells shoes in the shoe shop. *points at
Aww, man! What a crummy job!

Quote: Pinkdesi101

lol. nice GM.
on a spyro spoof
okay, i say we go straight through the fire, unless anyone has any better ideas.
well, actually...
good. we're going with my idea.

I love that series of spyro spoofs! did you get that off of my guest book?
Ignitus} "Spiney... crayola... lend a dragon a good heart and open ear!"
spyro} "Pick it up you old fart!"
ignitus} "When me and the lad cross lake locksher to the emerald isles we fallowed the rainbow to its end. there was no gold, those lepercoln ********!" dies.
that was great...

no, i saw a topic that Ignituslover made. it had a link to the seventh one, so i watched all the rest too. that's what goes through my head before i go to sleep every night.
i will just continue to wield the cheesy smile

lol, i love that guys stuff. "That was blacktatular cynder!"

Man, that's good! It's like a cheese grader in my lungs!

lol! Cril is all gangster and then British! that was great, the best person is sparx, he has no sense of reality!
"ready for my closeup mr.devil"

"Great now i'm stuck with two stupid men!"
"And sparx!"

"Don't look at me, I'm just a light-bulb."

comin through! I'm carrying west-nile!

* is selling gold shoes*
how much?
YOU DON'T EVEN WEAR SHOES!
but he *poins at captain underpants* needs some clothes.
just take them...

lol, "I'm radio active!" then the two different sparxs in the same scene.

lol.
look at this
hello, have you seen a purple dragon by cance?
yeah, i'm purple. can't you tell?
no, sorry. i'm colorblind. pleasentries aside my name is hunter.
a talking cheetah? that's just rediculous!
finally, someone agrees. have you noticed my legs defy natures design? honestly, God should fix me. on an aside it took me three years to find you.
what? three years?! that's about 20 days, right?
*sigh* when i was searching for you i was hoping to find someone much more intellagent. instead i'm stuck with some two-bit moron here and...look! a cave in! looks like we're trapped here for all eternity.
what about that way!
oh, yeah, the way i came from.
great. now i'm stuck with TWO dumb men.
and sparx!

Quote: Pinkdesi101

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great. now i'm stuck with TWO dumb men.
and sparx!

sparx said and sparx.... still lol...

hmm....*checks*

IMMA FIRIN MY LAZOOOOOOR *a little smoke comes out*

LOLNESS!!! this is really funny...

this is becoming a random free-for-all.

I know, please post more, this is great stuff.

Sorry, I'll be riiiiight back

i was laughing so hard shorty!!!!!!!
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hey, genious, i was never "born"! I was hatched!
so?
you were hatched too.
oh, yeah, i forgot. we have to follow the code of hatchlings.
o.o what the heck are you two talking about?!
you have to know the code of hatchlings!!!
i was born...no, wait!
*fury beam*
hey, i never knew i could do that....
oh well....*fury beam*
somebody help me....in pain....
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*watching in lounge chairs*
you have NO idea how many times i've been tempted to do that to him. stupid game maker. "spyro, this is supposed to be E10+, you can't kill sparx!" i mean, i kill THOUSANDS of apes in one game alone, then, i can't kill an annoying dragonfly!
i've only been in one game with him. i guess i'm lucky.
you wouldn't imagine.
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like it?

read this pinkdesi!

sings in girly Oprah voice
"Help me! my ears are bleeding!"
"FA! FAAAAAA! FA LA LAAAAAAAA!
"Were all gonna DIE!"
"MAU FAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
explodes from singing.
turns into "Die you gnat!" hits spyro.
in evil dark voice. "My Wrath is elturnal! Spyro shall never DIE!"

comes back from the dead. "Spyro shall never die. spyro shall never die.
everyone besides is chatting this.
"Spyro, when a dragon dies his spirit lives on to eat cookies and milk."
"What kind of cookies?"
"Oreos."
kills self.

Quote: Cynder 19000

Im scared!o.o Did and Y'know...Do it?O.O

WTF?! LOLNESS! thats what i though lol. or cynder got r@ped or something

PUT ME IN THE STORY! IM SUPA RANDOM!!

okay....xD
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RC: I'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!
who the heck are you?
RC: HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *beats ignitus up*
momeeeee!!!!!*runz away*
RC: whimp
tell me about it. i can't believe how long it took me to take him down in ANB.
RC: yeah, that was long. what the heck was wrong with you?
*turns dark*
RC: *punches*
*whimpers*
wait, i was already here dumb butt!
oh, sorry. *changes back to normal*
thank you
shut up me.

RC: dark cynder is a squid.
karen: o.o
great, now ANOTHER random person is in here.
RC: you've got a problem with random people? *gets bat*
yes i do.
karen: uh....
RC: you give me no choice... I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!! *fires lazor*
WTF
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like this chapter?

yes lol
nightblade: walks into the scenes. "Holy Cheese cake!"
"I'm a firin my lazor!" blasts nightblade
nightblade : ducks. "So you wanna play rough, huh? I'M A MY Cheese cake!" x blasts evil cheese cake at spyro x
shorty: . "I'm a firin mah lazor!" x blasts pinkdesi x
pinkdesi: "It has begun.... I'M a FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!" x blasts shorty x
"spyro i got the.... WTF?!"
everyone except I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!" x blasts x

which cynder? or ?

DIE DIE DIE!
:malefor; Mommy! *cries*

lol. nice one GM.

shadow:wtf?????? walks in

EVERYONE: im firin my lazor!!!

ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kills sparx!!!!!!!

pinkdesi: what the heck??

nightblade: gets cheese cake DIE SPARX DIE!!!!

shadow:lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

RC: SHOOTS CYNDER

everyone o_0

Quote: Pinkdesi101

okay....xD
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RC: I'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!
who the heck are you?
RC: HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *beats ignitus up*
momeeeee!!!!!*runz away*
RC: whimp
tell me about it. i can't believe how long it took me to take him down in ANB.
RC: yeah, that was long. what the heck was wrong with you?
*turns dark*
RC: *punches*
*whimpers*
wait, i was already here dumb butt!
oh, sorry. *changes back to normal*
thank you
shut up me.

RC: dark cynder is a squid.
karen: o.o
great, now ANOTHER random person is in here.
RC: you've got a problem with random people? *gets bat*
yes i do.
karen: uh....
RC: you give me no choice... I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!! *fires lazor*
WTF
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like this chapter?

lol thats ust like me.

do one where i torture everyone in mah torture chamber known as: UNIVERSAL EMBARRASMENT HOUR!!
oh noes! i have to go to that topic!!

this had turned into a lazor war!
nightB: "And now that i am ruler of the world I will..."
and burst in.
"We shall stop your evil plan and..."
nightB: "OMG!!! Spyro i have become evil just to see you save the world can i have your autograph?"
palm/face

@shadow: random.
@RC: thx. how long has it been since you've posted? xD
@Night: lol. thats nice. tricking spyro so you can have his autograph...lol. good plan.

thank you! he never knew what hit him. X looks at autograph x YAY!

nice. xD

x looks at spyro and cynder arguing over something x lets watch! this could be fun! lol!
"Why the heck did she do that for an auto graph?!"
"Well..."
"Spyro is a star. Like me in fact."
"And I'm not?!"
"Well every one knows..."
"Cynder, relax. It's fine, he didn't mean it personally. After who could make a better side kick than you?"
"That's it I'm taking over this game!"
Cynder the dragon!
"Wait i have a better idea!"
Sparx the dragon Fly!
nightB: "Would you all stop arguing?! Spyro i did it cause you awesome, cynder your the most awesome dragoness. Sparx, your idea just sucks."
, , wait for a second. "I'm a...!"
"Sorry, I'm late for the tea party! Oh dear..."
, , , nightB, pinkdesi, shorty, RC, shadow, karen: "I'm a FIREIN MAH LAZOR!!!" Blasts

nice one.

thank you. I'm a firin mah lazor! x blasts x

oh, your so kind.
moles: help!
just jump!
moles: we can't! we're stupid! yeah!

i love that part! not as much as the edited ignitus death scene.
Those lepercoln *******s! lol!

i know.
hey, do you know where the ring is?
for the last time the ring isn't real!
no! you just want it for yourself!

nice. xD
i have a big question...where do babies come from?