darkSpyro

ha-ha-ha-*starts chokin'* *cough*ha-ha-*cough*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha-hahahahahaha-ha-*cough*NO! DOES IT-HAHA- LOOK-HAHA- I MEAN SOUND-HA- LIKE IM OK??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no. it dosn't.
*backs away slowly*

FINE!be that way-ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! now my throat hurts from laughin' so much! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha*clears throat* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*screams* "i do not-"*screams* "...know why i am screaming!"hahahahahahaha lolness lolness lolness lolness

want me to help you or something?

I was laughing soooooooooo hard at this story! But I can't think of what to add...

this is your fault shorty. u shouldnt've made it so funny.

Yeah, Shorty, your sense of humor too much for all of us!

*dies*

No! Don't die!!!! *dies too*

(my voice) this was all your fault shorty...

lol
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my pic is not showing ahhhhh


mabey u should try again


hand/face

your avi? what the heck....

Quote: shorty

He needs help.

i'm a girl!!!!!!!

Quote: icedragonmacey2

Quote: shorty

He needs help.

i'm a girl!!!!!!!

i'm a girl!!!!!!! and i hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha do not need-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HELP!!! just kidding. what i need is more -hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah- story cause i dont no what to add

wow. you quoted yourself.

Quote: Pinkdesi101

wow. you quoted yourself.

yeah, i quoted myself...Someone needs to add on...

why don't you add on?

She can't think o' somethen'? I think this is funny, and i can't do as well...

This is sooooooooooooo funny!!

veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ttttttrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tttttttooooooooo mmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkeeeeeeee iiiiiiiittttttttt tttttttthhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaatttttttt wwwwwwwwwwaaaaaayyyyyyy.

*tilt head* what???

my turn.
{Cynder} Come with me...
{Spyro} Um... ok...
moments later....
{Spyro} Why are we in the ladies section, Cynder?
{Cynder} Because i have to find a powerful relic...
{Spyro} I'm in!
{Cynder} Behold! x holds a glowing pink underwear pack x
{spyro} that's the relic?!
{Ignitus and old chronicler} run their gaining on us! We can't let them steal our lives and our chocolate! Hide behind them. x hides behind spyro and cynder x
{Spyro} aren't they hiring you back, chronicler?
{chornicler} they were, then I stole the bosses money... is that the relic?!
{Ignitus} x steals money and underwear x come along my run away partner!
{spyro and cynder} WTF?! good luck with that...
{Sparx} sir, may i help you?
{Cynder} You work here, too?!
{Sparx} yes it is unwise to be without-
{spyro} we know. Cynder why did you dump me for the old me?
{Cynder} the old you is cuter.
{Spyro} anything else, to make me feel worse.
{Cynder} yep, he was nice, funnier, less of a noob, he is not an idiotic moron. is that simple enough?
{Spyro} that much?
{Cynder} nods
{Spyro} ok then....
{Cyril} excuse me, where would i find the sewing isle.
{Cynder} you sew?
{Cyril} yes, it is a delightful hobby!
{Spyro} any thing else we didn't know about?
{stranger} I LIKE TACOS!!!
{other stranger} You're weird!

thanks!!! where did everyone go?

LOL! on the i like tacos

Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, and everyone else are at the writers' funerals.
{Spyro}crying "And they even made cynder dump me!" more crying, then stops. "Wait. that's not good."
{Cynder} "and thanks to that I might never see my boyfriend again!" cries very hard.
{Malefore} "Thanks to them i got a job" Merrily frowns, but doesn't cry.
{Sparx} "Why are we at their funeral any way?!"
Everyone beats up sparx, and kills him. then adds his name to the list with sparpy marker.
{Cyril} "I'm to upset to knit!" cries.
{Golem} "I thought you were a sewing person."
{Cyril} "Yeah, well knitting is for a real man!" cries.
{Spyro} "right... that's not exactly what i thought."
{Zoe} "You're right! He is a little girl. What kind of guy even has the nerve to touch a needle?! He is a wimp!"
{Cyril} Well you don't have to be so mean!" runs away crying.
{Spyro} What is the world coming to?
{Malefore} "Chaos!" laughs evilly.
{Hunter} comes in with gun. "Put your hands up or I'll shot!"
Every stares.
{Zoe} "Are you the clown we hired?"
{Hunter} "No. I am the person who steals you're valuables."
{Cynder} "You're not getting my chocolate!" turns dark.
{Hunter} "I should have seen that coming." Runs away with cynder chasing him.

lol!! that was funny! But i didn't really get it........... LOL LOL LOL LOL

hehehehe, donkeys didn't know to laugh he or ha so they combined the to.

[Spyro] take wallet and throws it away.
[Cynder] "Have you seen your wallet?"
[spyro] "why?"
[Cynder] "My last pictures of my dead grandma are in it."
[spyro] WHY?!
[cynder] "because i thought i could trust you with it. now do you know where it is?"
[spyro] sees dump-truck take it away. "On a one way trip to the junk yard."
[cynder] "What?! Go get it!!!"
[spyro] "It is your pictures!!! you get it!
[cynder] "It was in your wallet!!!"
[spyro] "It shouldn't have been there!!!"
[cynder] "So it's your fault so you will get it!!! Thank you." runs away.
[spyro] "How does that work?"

here's something i found on a spyro spoof.
Prowlus: *walks in*
gimme your wallet
prowlus: why?
hunter: prowlus, give him the wallet. he has a knife.
prowlus: that's not a knife...
*takes prowlus's sword*
prowlus: now that's a knife.

what? something reminded me of it and i'm outta ideas.

I am beginning to run out too, you guys took them all. Insperation just struck!
[Ember] "I wounder what Spyro is doing." walks over to spy computer.
at the junkyard...
[spyro] "I wonder where my wallet is." looks around. "It should be right here!" looks at bin labled spyro's old stuff.
[ember] holding and looking through the wallet. gasps. "These are pictures of cynder's grandma! I have an idea!"
[spyro] hears ember and looks around, and sees a pink trash can with purple hearts. "Ember?!"
[ember] "Spyro?! I don't have your wallet!!!"
[spyro] "Give it back."
[ember] "you threw it away it's mine now!"
[spyro} "And I want it back."
[ember] "Well, you have to dump cynder to get it."
[spyro] "She dumped me."
[ember] "Here you go, my boyfriend!"
[spyro] "you are not my girlfriend."
[ember] "Oh, i get it. It is a secret love!"
[spyro] "Ah, what is wrong with wemon?!"
[Cynder] "What?!"
[spyro] "Where did you came from?!"
[cynder] "I wanted to see if you got it back yet!" turns dark.
[spyro] "I am never going to have a normal life am i?"
[me] "No. never. this not normal, insane life is better, trust me."
[spyro] "I...Hate you!"
[me] "I know. good luck!"
[spyro] "With what?!" remembers that cynder is mad at him. "Oh, yeah."

lolicle!

[ember] "Everybody run! The block is back!"
everyone sees a rabid writer's block.
[spyro] D: "Not that again."
[cynder] "But i was just about to kick spyro's butt."
[block] "Run or get killed!"
[ember] "That sounds like a simple question."
[block] "No one can stop me! except the writers of this insane fan fic!
[spyro and everyone else] running from block.
[spyro] HELP US!!!

lolness this is funny

LOL, tag play

[block] getting stronger and faster.
[ignitus] "NO!!! I'm falling behind!!! This means I'll DIE!!! SPYRO!!!! carry me to safety!!!"
[spyro] "Just run, your barely walking!"
[Ingitus] "As your elder I command you to carry me."
[spyro] "You weigh eight hundred pounds, wait... tons"
[ingitus} "you called me fat!"
[block] "I wonder if fat dragon tastes good..."
[ingitus] jumps on spyro to be carried.
[spyro] "Your crushing me!!!"
[ingitus] "so?! run already!!!"
[spyro] gets out from under ingitus and runs away.
[block gets closer to ignitus.}
[ignitus] flies away and lands on cynder for her to carry him.

I have an idea
The block is still strong.
[cynder] "Ember, only you can save us! fly into the block and destroy it once and for all!"
[ember] "Ok! you were a great friend, and i was secretly in your fan club!" starts to fly into the block.
[cynder] "Ember, really? because i hated you..."
[ember] flies into block and dies.
the block eats ember.
[cynder] "Finally, she'll leave me alone now. Where is spyro? I need to kill him!"
block stops and looks at watch.
[block] "Its my break. I'll destroy you all in an hour." sips coffee.
[Spyro] "You mean this is your job?"
[block] "Yes. It is unwise to go without a job in our plummeting..."
[spyro] "I have heard that before. how long until you break is over?"
[block] "Fifteen minutes... why?"
[spyro] "What would you say if i could get you a better job?"
fifteen minutes later...
[block] "Thanks. I always wanted to be a doctor."
[spyro] "No problem."
the block goes to help people... to their deaths in a hospital! and spits out ember, who is some how alive.

[spyro] backs away slowly. "Where are the good writers like pinkdesi... and queen-cynder?"
[me] "ARE You saying I'm Not!"
[spyro] "No! I just.."
[me] turns dark.
[cynder] "How is that possible?"

lol

*filler*

"AHH!" runz from me.
Me: "Come back here you turd!!!"

I'm making fun of this.

Three weeks after the first infection...
"Hang on, i dropped my gun! EEWWW! Gross! It landed in the changing zombie pile!"
"I dare you to rub the green slime on your jacket!"
"No!!!" rubs it on sparx.
barfs. "That reeks..."
laughs.
crying starts...
"Someones not a zombie..."
and go sneakily in room.
whispers, "Over there..."
turns on flash light and walks quietly. "Hi, how are? Were going to save you..."
lighting goes off revealing the witch...
"Shoot, lights off, cynder!"
meanwhile...
and standing
Zombies came...
"Oh shoot!"
"Shoot! Shoot!" runs to get and . "Their coming!"
Witch startles.
"Run for your fricken lives!"
Witch charges.
Everyone gets out of room...
slams door in witch's face. "God she's ugly!"
smoker tongue grabs spyro.
"EWWW! HELP! EEEWWW!"
shoot smoker, and helps spyro up... "Happy Halloween!!!"
throws pipe bomb, "No, my blinkie thing!"
pipe bomb explodes...
"Maybe i didn't want it after all..."
helicopter goes over...
"Hey! We need chocolate! Were right here! Chocolate!"
Hunter looks at from above. jump/hugs "Oh, wait, I'm supposed kill you..." beats up flame.
shoots hunter.
hunter dies and lands on car.
car alarm goes off.
"No!!! i wanted flame to die!"
zombie hoard comes, with tank!
"AHHH!" Runs
every one runs and shoots.
"Hurry get up there, the tank is too fat to follow use!"
climbs.
climbs
"Come here fatso!"
tank throws rock at sparx
shoots tanks.
shoots zombie behind "Go on slow pokes!"
climbs.
:ycynder gets stumbled by tank. "Help me!"
grabs and pulls her up.
:flame: "OMG! WE MADE IT!"
"PARTY ON A ROOF!"

awsome