darkSpyro

I have some funny quotes

1. In DOTD Hunter says to the bird "Go, tell Ignitus I have found them" So I guess this is a magical talking bird?
2. Cynder says "Its a trap" Well no duh.


These are not just for DOTD. Post your own.

In YotD:

Bianca's being attacked by a rabbit monster
Hunter: We should help her!
Spyro: Are you nuts? She nearly toasted you!
Hunter: Yeah, but she was aiming at you.

In TEN:

Why don't you try shooting some magic out of your face?!

maybe we can order a room upgrade

Moments later

can we at least order some room service

in TEN
He said something about preparing to die. Either that, or he want you to repair a pie.

This is my favorite quote. I just love it!! xD

*Hunter Shoots an Arrow in Earth Gollems eye*
Spyro: Who are you?
Hunter: I am Sgt. Blackadder from the Planet Mars in the Continent of Jingle Bells in teh City Wooble.

LOLOL!! BLACKADDER! That sooooo funny.

prepare to feal the pain


aaaaaa hese goin eat my brain

All from sparx:
1 yeah, i was never good at geometry. so what do you want us to do?
2 wait, dont leave me here, with the whispering walls and the crawly thingies! they'll wanna make me a part of there creep show! *spyro leaves anyway*
3 oh, sure, take your time *voice gets really high* look around! *angrey* its not like we're gonna fly to our death in a heap of flaming-
4 you go first, cynder. its safer. for me. safer for me i mean.
5 wait wait wait, your not thinking about going in there, are you? ... oh, you know i'm with you, i just like complaining.
6 no no, i'll tell you what your gonna do. your gonna let the water out, all at once! (exactly what cynder said) let's blow this dam thing up!
okay, yes i know how to spell. i don't cuss either. they were in the dam level, thats part of the joke.

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6 no no, i'll tell you what your gonna do. your gonna let the water out, all at once! (exactly what cynder said) let's blow this dam thing up!
okay, yes i know how to spell. i don't cuss either. they were in the dam level, thats part of the joke.

Haha, I loved that part.

oh, i forgot:
7 (in anb, in munitions forge, aka 'the bell')i bet ya can't ring that bell. spyro: what? why would i want to? sparxh, the big speacil dragon is afraid of the mean old bell. oh, sorry, i didn't know. let me get your pillow all laid out for you. *spyro rings bell, and then it falls* sparx: spyro, can ya hear me buddy?you okay? listen forget about all the cracks i made about your fatness, and being stupid and purple and fat. don't be dead... *BLAST* spyro: did you say something? sparx: no. i was just thinkin about my day i gotta do. spyro: oh i thought i heard something before i blasted my way out. sparx: *flying away* yeah, no. ya must be hearin things!
lol that is the best part of anb!
and i etd, sparx says: spyro! you purple putz! (or whatever) and about a riptoc in dragonfly dojo: he looks pretty dumb. Gosh, sparx is mean! <and funny, he's always naggin on spyro...>

I don't know why but I allways lol in GTG when Ripto is like.
Ripto: ...Are you trying to keep something from me. *sees Spyro* a Dragon! You brought a dragon to Avalar! I...Hate...Dragons Blaaarg.

^ ok then.. but when you rescue hunter in dotd and spax is mummbling mmgfhuj mkfhg Obama is weird.

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^ ok then.. but when you rescue hunter in dotd and spax is mummbling mmgfhuj mkfhg Obama is weird.

I love that typo. Spax. DON'T FIX IT!

in anb: :Yeah, maybe, next month. better yet, next year. Acctually, next summer. :just go! now! :Sparx... :Ugh, why couldn't we stay with the llmaa people? Where i was WORSHIPED? : you never know, we might just find another tribe. :Yeah, but theres always something special about the first tribe ya save...

this is from TEN
maybe there was a lillypad you for got to sing on, or a rainbow you could talk to
DOTD when the golem is attacking warfang
hush..little baby..dont say a word....but mommy big monster wants to kill me
and ANB
spyro reaches ignitus and beats cynder for the first round
there was somthing about her, i cant quite but my finger on it
what evil, monsturous, scary....sexy? oops did i say that?

is listening and now he wants a muffin

:lol!! who is anyway?

me:

:lsparx: Is that your dumb tree? It's beautiful. Can we go now?

:do we really have to go TOWARDS the danager?

:Hehe, what am i saying?

Oh look, its the horrible smelly pit of doom that if we go down, there won't be any way that we'll ever come back out. But just to make sure, let's jump in anyway."

:the better question is, what's that smell?

in dotd we must remaind unheard allright we get the picture big cheetah man sheesh. p.s this is ih the catacombs

^ i know
in GTG:
gulp, squish that purple dragon and you can have all the FARIES you want for lunch!

Almost all of the quotes are from sparx.

And here i get nothing not even a "hay how u doing"

Sparx: Can you feel the love tonight?

(in room with spyro)

In RR/GtG.

Elora: I'm a faun, you dork! >:C

In TEN:

Oh look theres little sparx.
Hey.... No one needs 2 see that... EVER!!

And

*Shocked* Did u here that he spoke 2 me!!

*evil laugh*bring it!
she was about to fight spyro. omg i LOLed at that. it wazs sooooo funneh.

- *dies, comes back to life* Let's do it!

gygfggfwsedfghk
talk about lol man

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in anb: :Yeah, maybe, next month. better yet, next year. Acctually, next summer. :just go! now! :Sparx... :Ugh, why couldn't we stay with the llmaa people? Where i was WORSHIPED? : you never know, we might just find another tribe. :Yeah, but theres always something special about the first tribe ya save...

thats not how it goes... !!!!!!!

: weight issues huh? well at least i've never been turned into a lantern!


*spyro dies and respawns* : try not to die again!


: aaaargh! he wants to steal my brains!


lol, i love that quote X3

Let us go, we can help!

Death Star: well duh! he's a legendary purple dragon for crying out loud!

Ok here are mt favorite in each game:

ANB- [about Cynder] But if we come from the same place, why is she so, so...
Evil? Monstrous? Big? Sexy? Oops, did I just say that?
TEN- [terrified] You're on your own with this one fella.
This one? How is that different than the last one? Or the one before that?
Assassin: [muffled] Prepare to die!
Huh?
He said something about preparing to die... either that, or he wants you to repair a pie.
DOTD- [at dam] Lets blow this dam thing up!

from anb:

SPYRO! Can you hear me? Are you okay, buddy? Hey listen, forget about those cracks I made about your fatness and your... being purple and stupid and fat, all right? Just get out of there! Please, Spyro, don't be dead!

legend: (breaks out of bell) did you say something

ANB

I mean we're going to help the Mansweresmalls, travel to the deepest pits of Boyzitbig, and free Terrador.
And then *cross-eyed* it's off to karaoke!

(after Spyro crashes) Nice landing, ace!
Yeah, maybe this flying thing ain't for me.
Well, it sure doesn't help that you're carrying all that weight. You know, throw a salad in once in awhile. You might be okay.

It borders on the miraculous, incredible, stupendous... a dragon your size defeating that... that... thing. Thank you... ah... ah... ah...
Spyro.
A purple dragon named Spyro. Amazing. Of course, there were unsubstantiated rumours of a purple dragon countless generations ago, but most considered it heresay, gossip, legend. It's hard to believe, difficult to fathom, amazing to comprehend... er... um...
(whispering to Spyro) No wonder they gagged this guy.

The part where Sparx is acting like he is hitting at the monter in Dawn of the Dragon and Cynder comes up and says oh keep it up Sparx I think its working that is the line that I laugh about because its so funny to me.

Favorite funny lines.

1. Sparx: Don't leave me with the walls and the voices. They all want to make me part of their freak show!

2. Sparx: Mommy fluff my pillow.

3. Sparx: But Hunter what if it is already too late?
Hunter: If Spyro was gone we would have already gone to a previous save point.

4. Spyro: Let's hope I fight better than you when I'm your age.

5. Sparx: It's getting weird for all of us. (He's in a laturn.)

6. Sparx: Maybe I can get them to do the wave.

7. Spyro: Cynder no one blames you for your past.
Sparx: I do.

8. Sparx: Mommy makes it good. (Crying) Mommy always made it good!

9. Ignitus: Goodness and I thought Volteer talked a lot.

10. He always sends us to the nicest places. (They're at a spooky looking forest.)

11. (Red is shrunk.)
Red: Get away from me you horrid little dragon!
Spyro: What are you afraid of me now?

spyro parody part one (not like a game)


many years ago a dragon named*FARTS*ops sorry I mean spyro was waching a bug


bug:WTF are u????!
spyro:i dont know
bug: ok then u are now a dragonfly*evil lagh*
spyro: ok then
*BUG FLYS AWAY*
sparx: hi buddy!
spyro:hi sparx im a dragon fly!!
Sparx:no yo...................
*SPYRO EATS SPARX*

spyro parody part two(Renember not like a game)

spyro:nom nom nom
sparx:*inside spyro muffled*what did u do dat for?
spyro: you looked tasty
sparx:fair enugh
ignitus:hi wheres sparx?
sparx:*muffled*im in here!!
ignitus OMG!
spyro:ummmmmmmm by by!!!*spyro flys away
*ignutus flys after him*

spyro parody part three(Renember not like a game)!!

*spyro lands*
spyro:whew cant see him betta go
*Spyro runs away*
ignitus:where has he gone? I just wanted to congratulate him......!
cynder: spyro whats up?
spyro:I ate sparx.
cynder:Yay!!!
spyro:*Cofused*your happpy?
cynder:yeah sparx was one of the most anoying caracters here
Sparx:*muffled*I can still here you guys...
cynder OMG!*cynder runs away*

spyro parody part four(renember ot like games)

spyro:cynder wait!
*cynder stops running*
cynder:*freacked out *BUT SPARX IS STILL ALIVE IN YOUR TUMMY!!
spyro: yeah so?
cynder: u ate him!
spyro: oh yeah...still wecan have fun
sparx: i wont!
cynder: <.<
ignitus:there u are well done for eating sparx
spyro:realy?
ignitus:yeah
cynder:you wanna go get ice cream?
every one except sparx: YEAH!!!
sparx:no!il drown!!!!
cynder:egsacly!

THE END!!!!!!

and they all lived happyly ever after

In ANB.

It's too quite... Too easy...
What part was "easy?" Getting chased by frozen mad men and gorillas?


AHT:

Look at this dark gem... It's full of evilness. But still, it WOULD look nice on an engagement ring. Don't you think, Spyro?
Uh....

ETD:

Saving pigs on vacation is what I was born to do.

YOTD:

Hey, is it just me, or is she kinda cute when she'd angry?

GTG:

( stole the power crystal)
: Hunter do something, quick!
: Ugh...hey give that back!...Well I tried.

YOTD:

: Where are you getting all this money? It's not lying around on the ground is it?...Erm is it?

AHT:

: I've never heard of Red, can you tell me something about him?
Titan: About Jim? I don't know any Jim.

(ignitus says somthing) : what you mean big evil sexy?... did i say that out loud?
(AN
(i don't rember what ignitus said and heres a few more)

(YotD)
: is it just me or is she kind of cute when she's angry


(DotD
Spyro and Cynder are auring over twisting magic or somthing) i could watch this all day.

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(DotD
Spyro and Cynder are auring over twisting magic or somthing) i could watch this all day.

That sounds realy dirty....

ANB
Me and the old man were chattin', and this whole belong thing came up and...we deiced that best friends belong together. Even if one of them is purple and does have some weight issues.
Weight issues, huh? Well at least I haven't been turned into a lantern.
Lantern shamtern, let's go see what's out there!