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Phantom Platinum Sparx Gems: 5241
#1 Posted: 18:18:17 03/01/2010 | Topic Creator
I have some funny quotes

1. In DOTD Hunter says to the bird "Go, tell Ignitus I have found them" So I guess this is a magical talking bird?
2. Cynder says "Its a trap" Well no duh.


These are not just for DOTD. Post your own.
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Falling Chandeliers
KZomb Yellow Sparx Gems: 1895
#2 Posted: 22:25:02 03/01/2010
In YotD:

Bianca's being attacked by a rabbit monster
Hunter: We should help her!
Spyro: Are you nuts? She nearly toasted you!
Hunter: Yeah, but she was aiming at you.
IsisStormDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 7127
#3 Posted: 22:44:52 03/01/2010
In TEN:

smilie Why don't you try shooting some magic out of your face?!
Solister Gold Sparx Gems: 2478
#4 Posted: 00:03:32 04/01/2010
smilie maybe we can order a room upgrade

Moments later

smilie can we at least order some room service
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Medic: NO!
smilie
Dragon-Stone Blue Sparx Gems: 999
#5 Posted: 09:36:37 04/01/2010
in TEN
smilie He said something about preparing to die. Either that, or he want you to repair a pie.

This is my favorite quote. I just love it!! xD
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smilie Ride out this storm. And live, to fight another day...
Malefor0001 Gold Sparx Gems: 2365
#6 Posted: 12:13:18 06/01/2010
*Hunter Shoots an Arrow in Earth Gollems eye*
Spyro: Who are you?
Hunter: I am Sgt. Blackadder from the Planet Mars in the Continent of Jingle Bells in teh City Wooble.
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BEST FAN EVER Gold Sparx Gems: 2194
#7 Posted: 17:11:17 06/01/2010
LOLOL!! BLACKADDER! That sooooo funny.
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winged dragon Emerald Sparx Gems: 4183
#8 Posted: 17:30:18 06/01/2010
prepare to feal the pain


smilie aaaaaa hese goin eat my brain

smilie
madison-dwrd Emerald Sparx Gems: 3201
#9 Posted: 22:34:16 06/01/2010
All from sparx:
1 yeah, i was never good at geometry. so what do you want us to do?
2 wait, dont leave me here, with the whispering walls and the crawly thingies! they'll wanna make me a part of there creep show! *spyro leaves anyway*
3 oh, sure, take your time *voice gets really high* look around! *angrey* its not like we're gonna fly to our death in a heap of flaming-
4 you go first, cynder. its safer. for me. safer for me i mean.
5 wait wait wait, your not thinking about going in there, are you? ... oh, you know i'm with you, i just like complaining.
6 no no, i'll tell you what your gonna do. your gonna let the water out, all at once! (exactly what cynder said) let's blow this dam thing up!
okay, yes i know how to spell. i don't cuss either. they were in the dam level, thats part of the joke.
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You gotta believe!
KZomb Yellow Sparx Gems: 1895
#10 Posted: 00:01:49 07/01/2010
Quote: madison-dwrd

6 no no, i'll tell you what your gonna do. your gonna let the water out, all at once! (exactly what cynder said) let's blow this dam thing up!
okay, yes i know how to spell. i don't cuss either. they were in the dam level, thats part of the joke.


Haha, I loved that part. smilie
madison-dwrd Emerald Sparx Gems: 3201
#11 Posted: 20:00:24 08/01/2010
oh, i forgot:
7 (in anb, in munitions forge, aka 'the bell')i bet ya can't ring that bell. spyro: what? why would i want to? sparxsmilieh, the big speacil dragon is afraid of the mean old bell. oh, sorry, i didn't know. let me get your pillow all laid out for you. *spyro rings bell, and then it falls* sparx: spyro, can ya hear me buddy?you okay? listen forget about all the cracks i made about your fatness, and being stupid and purple and fat. don't be dead... *BLAST* spyro: did you say something? sparx: no. i was just thinkin about my day i gotta do. spyro: oh i thought i heard something before i blasted my way out. sparx: *flying away* yeah, no. ya must be hearin things!
lol that is the best part of anb!
and i etd, sparx says: spyro! you purple putz! (or whatever) and about a riptoc in dragonfly dojo: he looks pretty dumb. Gosh, sparx is mean! <and funny, he's always naggin on spyro...>
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You gotta believe!
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Garn Yellow Sparx Gems: 1133
#12 Posted: 21:07:43 09/01/2010
I don't know why but I allways lol in GTG when Ripto is like.
Ripto: ...Are you trying to keep something from me. *sees Spyro* a Dragon! You brought a dragon to Avalar! I...Hate...Dragons Blaaarg.
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What do you mean I'm not kind? I'm just not your kind.
SpyroLovr Blue Sparx Gems: 591
#13 Posted: 03:15:15 10/01/2010
^ ok then.. but when you rescue hunter in dotd and spax is mummbling smilie mmgfhuj mkfhg Obama is weird.
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Do you like waffles? Yer we like waffles! Do you like pancakes? Yer we like pancakes! Do you like French toast? Yer we like french toast!
Phantom Platinum Sparx Gems: 5241
#14 Posted: 03:24:19 10/01/2010 | Topic Creator
Quote: SpyroLovr
^ ok then.. but when you rescue hunter in dotd and spax is mummbling smilie mmgfhuj mkfhg Obama is weird.


I love that typo. Spax. DON'T FIX IT!
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GamingMaster_76 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1271
#15 Posted: 08:17:44 10/01/2010
in anb: smilie:Yeah, maybe, next month. better yet, next year. Acctually, next summer. smilie:just go! now! smilie:Sparx... smilie:Ugh, why couldn't we stay with the llmaa people? Where i was WORSHIPED? smilie: you never know, we might just find another tribe. smilie:Yeah, but theres always something special about the first tribe ya save...
ravenouscynder Ripto Gems: 864
#16 Posted: 09:45:08 10/01/2010
this is from TEN
smilie maybe there was a lillypad you for got to sing on, or a rainbow you could talk to
DOTD when the golem is attacking warfang
smilie hush..little baby..dont say a word....but mommy big monster wants to kill me
and ANB
spyro reaches ignitus and beats cynder for the first round
smilie there was somthing about her, i cant quite but my finger on it
smilie what evil, monsturous, scary....sexy? oops did i say that?
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GamingMaster_76 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1271
#17 Posted: 09:47:36 10/01/2010
smilie is listening and now he wants a muffin

smilie:lol!! who is smilie anyway?

me: smilie
DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5225
#18 Posted: 12:37:52 10/01/2010
:lsparx: Is that your dumb tree? It's beautiful. Can we go now?
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GamingMaster_76 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1271
#19 Posted: 23:12:22 10/01/2010
smilie:do we really have to go TOWARDS the danager?

smilie:Hehe, what am i saying?
GoldenDragon Yellow Sparx Gems: 1191
#20 Posted: 23:17:29 10/01/2010
smilie Oh look, its the horrible smelly pit of doom that if we go down, there won't be any way that we'll ever come back out. But just to make sure, let's jump in anyway."
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Everyone has a dark side. Whether or not you choose it is the question.
GamingMaster_76 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1271
#21 Posted: 23:18:01 10/01/2010
smilie:the better question is, what's that smell?
SpyroLovr Blue Sparx Gems: 591
#22 Posted: 02:05:05 11/01/2010
in dotd smilie we must remaind unheard smilie allright we get the picture big cheetah man sheesh. p.s this is ih the catacombs
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Do you like waffles? Yer we like waffles! Do you like pancakes? Yer we like pancakes! Do you like French toast? Yer we like french toast!
GamingMaster_76 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1271
#23 Posted: 02:08:53 11/01/2010
^ i know
in GTG:
smilie gulp, squish that purple dragon and you can have all the FARIES you want for lunch!
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#24 Posted: 03:09:06 13/01/2010
Almost all of the quotes are from sparx. smilie
Ice Fire Gold Sparx Gems: 2790
#25 Posted: 01:37:40 16/01/2010
smilie And here i get nothing not even a "hay how u doing"
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She pulls up the covers and shivers in fright she hides from the colour that rides on the night
Whitedragon Ripto Gems: 963
#26 Posted: 19:00:22 16/01/2010
Sparx: Can you feel the love tonight?

(in room with spyro)
Poppy Ripto Gems: 1021
#27 Posted: 19:41:11 16/01/2010
In RR/GtG.

Elora: I'm a faun, you dork! >:C
Ice Fire Gold Sparx Gems: 2790
#28 Posted: 20:30:55 16/01/2010
In TEN:

smilie Oh look theres little sparx.
smilie Hey.... No one needs 2 see that... EVER!!

And

smilie *Shocked* Did u here that he spoke 2 me!!
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She pulls up the covers and shivers in fright she hides from the colour that rides on the night
ravenouscynder Ripto Gems: 864
#29 Posted: 18:46:03 10/02/2010
smilie *evil laugh*bring it!
she was about to fight spyro. omg i LOLed at that. it wazs sooooo funneh.
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4649
#30 Posted: 19:03:26 10/02/2010
smilie - *dies, comes back to life* Let's do it!
ravenouscynder Ripto Gems: 864
#31 Posted: 19:18:25 10/02/2010
gygfggfwsedfghk
talk about lol man
madison-dwrd Emerald Sparx Gems: 3201
#32 Posted: 04:07:26 16/02/2010
Quote: GamingMaster_76
in anb: smilie:Yeah, maybe, next month. better yet, next year. Acctually, next summer. smilie:just go! now! smilie:Sparx... smilie:Ugh, why couldn't we stay with the llmaa people? Where i was WORSHIPED? smilie: you never know, we might just find another tribe. smilie:Yeah, but theres always something special about the first tribe ya save...


thats not how it goes... !!!!!!!
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You gotta believe!
SwiftWing Green Sparx Gems: 390
#33 Posted: 18:04:41 07/06/2010
smilie : weight issues huh? well at least i've never been turned into a lantern!


*spyro dies and respawns* smilie : try not to die again!


smilie : aaaargh! he wants to steal my brains!


lol, i love that quote X3
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smilie : hey once, i switched to my earth element, i found a guitar, and i ROCKED!!!, get it?
smilie : smilie
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DeathStar Yellow Sparx Gems: 1539
#34 Posted: 19:16:58 07/06/2010
smilie Let us go, we can help!

Death Star: well duh! he's a legendary purple dragon for crying out loud!
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TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8572
#35 Posted: 15:42:03 10/06/2010
Ok here are mt favorite in each game:

ANB- smilie [about Cynder] But if we come from the same place, why is she so, so...
smilie Evil? Monstrous? Big? Sexy? Oops, did I just say that?
TEN- smilie [terrified] You're on your own with this one fella.
smilie This one? How is that different than the last one? Or the one before that?
Assassin: [muffled] Prepare to die!
smilie Huh?
smilie He said something about preparing to die... either that, or he wants you to repair a pie.
DOTD- smilie [at dam] Lets blow this dam thing up!
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
shadow5222 Green Sparx Gems: 480
#36 Posted: 23:15:03 10/06/2010
from anb:

smilie SPYRO! Can you hear me? Are you okay, buddy? Hey listen, forget about those cracks I made about your fatness and your... being purple and stupid and fat, all right? Just get out of there! Please, Spyro, don't be dead!

legend: (breaks out of bell) did you say something
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Where are those irons???????? :::smilie
Skyqueen Emerald Sparx Gems: 3282
#37 Posted: 06:40:01 11/06/2010
ANB

smilie I mean we're going to help the Mansweresmalls, travel to the deepest pits of Boyzitbig, and free Terrador.
smilie And then *cross-eyed* it's off to karaoke!
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DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5225
#38 Posted: 06:57:07 11/06/2010
smilie (after Spyro crashes) Nice landing, ace!
smilie Yeah, maybe this flying thing ain't for me.
smilie Well, it sure doesn't help that you're carrying all that weight. You know, throw a salad in once in awhile. You might be okay.

smilie It borders on the miraculous, incredible, stupendous... a dragon your size defeating that... that... thing. Thank you... ah... ah... ah...
smilie Spyro.
smilie A purple dragon named Spyro. Amazing. Of course, there were unsubstantiated rumours of a purple dragon countless generations ago, but most considered it heresay, gossip, legend. It's hard to believe, difficult to fathom, amazing to comprehend... er... um...
smilie (whispering to Spyro) No wonder they gagged this guy.
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Cynderfan1 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1098
#39 Posted: 07:45:02 11/06/2010
The part where Sparx is acting like he is hitting at the monter in Dawn of the Dragon and Cynder comes up and says oh keep it up Sparx I think its working that is the line that I laugh about because its so funny to me.
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StartheDragon77 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1860
#40 Posted: 08:31:34 11/06/2010
Favorite funny lines.

1. Sparx: Don't leave me with the walls and the voices. They all want to make me part of their freak show!

2. Sparx: Mommy fluff my pillow.

3. Sparx: But Hunter what if it is already too late?
Hunter: If Spyro was gone we would have already gone to a previous save point.

4. Spyro: Let's hope I fight better than you when I'm your age.

5. Sparx: It's getting weird for all of us. (He's in a laturn.)

6. Sparx: Maybe I can get them to do the wave.

7. Spyro: Cynder no one blames you for your past.
Sparx: I do.

8. Sparx: Mommy makes it good. (Crying) Mommy always made it good!

9. Ignitus: Goodness and I thought Volteer talked a lot.

10. He always sends us to the nicest places. (They're at a spooky looking forest.)

11. (Red is shrunk.)
Red: Get away from me you horrid little dragon!
Spyro: What are you afraid of me now?
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From the day of my birth I was destinend to conquer darkness with a powerful gem. This is my destiny for I am Star the green dragoness.
neoyosh Green Sparx Gems: 342
#41 Posted: 15:12:38 26/06/2010
spyro parody part one (not like a game)


many years ago a dragon named*FARTS*ops sorry I mean spyro was waching a bug


bug:WTF are u????!
spyro:i dont know
bug: ok then u are now a dragonfly*evil lagh*
spyro: ok then
*BUG FLYS AWAY*
sparx: hi buddy!
spyro:hi sparx im a dragon fly!!
Sparx:no yo...................
*SPYRO EATS SPARX*
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Please, call me Storm or Neo, I don't mind witch.
Oh, go howl at the moon!
neoyosh Green Sparx Gems: 342
#42 Posted: 15:31:15 26/06/2010
spyro parody part two(Renember not like a game)

spyro:nom nom nom
sparx:*inside spyro muffled*what did u do dat for?
spyro: you looked tasty
sparx:fair enugh
ignitus:hi wheres sparx?
sparx:*muffled*im in here!!
ignitussmilie OMG!
spyro:ummmmmmmm by by!!!*spyro flys away
*ignutus flys after him*
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Please, call me Storm or Neo, I don't mind witch.
Oh, go howl at the moon!
neoyosh Green Sparx Gems: 342
#43 Posted: 15:40:38 26/06/2010
spyro parody part three(Renember not like a game)!!

*spyro lands*
spyro:whew cant see him betta go
*Spyro runs away*
ignitus:where has he gone? I just wanted to congratulate him......!
cynder: spyro whats up?
spyro:I ate sparx.
cynder:Yay!!!
spyro:*Cofused*your happpy?
cynder:yeah sparx was one of the most anoying caracters here
Sparx:*muffled*I can still here you guys...
cyndersmilie OMG!*cynder runs away*
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Please, call me Storm or Neo, I don't mind witch.
Oh, go howl at the moon!
neoyosh Green Sparx Gems: 342
#44 Posted: 15:51:51 26/06/2010
spyro parody part four(renember ot like games)

spyro:cynder wait!
*cynder stops running*
cynder:*freacked out *BUT SPARX IS STILL ALIVE IN YOUR TUMMY!!
spyro: yeah so?
cynder: u ate him!
spyro: oh yeah...still wecan have fun
sparx: i wont!
cynder: <.<
ignitus:there u are well done for eating sparx
spyro:realy?
ignitus:yeah
cynder:you wanna go get ice cream?
every one except sparx: YEAH!!!
sparx:no!il drown!!!!
cynder:egsacly!

THE END!!!!!!
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Please, call me Storm or Neo, I don't mind witch.
Oh, go howl at the moon!
neoyosh Green Sparx Gems: 342
#45 Posted: 15:54:45 26/06/2010
and they all lived happyly ever after
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Please, call me Storm or Neo, I don't mind witch.
Oh, go howl at the moon!
DarkCynder10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#46 Posted: 20:51:37 26/06/2010
In ANB.

smilie It's too quite... Too easy...
smilie What part was "easy?" Getting chased by frozen mad men and gorillas?


AHT:

smilie Look at this dark gem... It's full of evilness. But still, it WOULD look nice on an engagement ring. Don't you think, Spyro?
smilie Uh....

ETD:

smilie Saving pigs on vacation is what I was born to do.

YOTD:

smilie Hey, is it just me, or is she kinda cute when she'd angry?
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alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12955
#47 Posted: 08:37:23 27/06/2010
GTG:

(smilie stole the power crystal)
smilie: Hunter do something, quick!
smilie: Ugh...hey give that back!...Well I tried.

YOTD:

smilie: Where are you getting all this money? It's not lying around on the ground is it?...Erm is it?

AHT:

smilie: I've never heard of Red, can you tell me something about him?
Titan: About Jim? I don't know any Jim.
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#48 Posted: 22:46:37 27/06/2010
(ignitus says somthing)smilie : what you mean big evil sexy?... did i say that out loud?
(ANsmilie
(i don't rember what ignitus said and heres a few more)

(YotD)
smilie : is it just me or is she kind of cute when she's angry


(DotD
Spyro and Cynder are auring over twisting magic or somthing) smilie i could watch this all day.
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Tibs Yellow Sparx Gems: 1183
#49 Posted: 00:09:46 28/06/2010
Quote: parisruelz12

(DotD
Spyro and Cynder are auring over twisting magic or somthing) smilie i could watch this all day.


That sounds realy dirty....
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Skyqueen Emerald Sparx Gems: 3282
#50 Posted: 05:47:56 28/06/2010
ANB
smilie Me and the old man were chattin', and this whole belong thing came up and...we deiced that best friends belong together. Even if one of them is purple and does have some weight issues.
smilie Weight issues, huh? Well at least I haven't been turned into a lantern.
smilie Lantern shamtern, let's go see what's out there!
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