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Okay, so as many of you know fps shooting gmaes which focus on was and killing are very popular, and way too common. So I was struck with a very funny though: What if Spyro went to Iraq???? He found himself in a modern version of the human world and realizes that the country he is in (America, since his creator is an American company) is at war. Spyro wants to help of course and goes to Iraq with the humans to do his bit. Whaen I thought of this I nearly lol'd. Give me your thoughts plz.

Also, this is a comical topic and must not be taken too seriously!
Seriously, no OMG THAT IDEA ISH SOOO SUPID! U R STOOPID!!!!!!!11 comments or the like.

I'd facepalm, then stare at the game for 20 minutes to make sure I wasn't hallucinating. Then I'd facepalm again.

How about Spyro gose to Uranus! lol i win

What would he do there?

How Spyro nearly beats osama but he runs away to Afghanistan, and Spyro has to help the Canadians next????

I kno Cloudtail4ever, I'd do the same thing. Maybe I'd laugh. If it was really, truely horrifyingly stupid, then I'd break the disk.

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I kno Cloudtail4ever, I'd do the same thing. Maybe I'd laugh. If it was really, truely horrifyingly stupid, then I'd break the disk.

After I facepalmed and stared for a while more, I'd just walk away.

Spyro can't even hold a gun... Okay, so maybe he could steer a tank but shooting a gun?

Rated M for Mature.

Why are guns always associated with M ratings?

I mean he would use his powers not a gun.

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Why are guns always associated with M ratings?

I was thinking on the lines of Grand Theft Auto. ;

Spyro goes to DeviantART!

: Oh my God! Is that a *gulp* S-s-spyro yoai?

What's wrong with Yaoi? Got a problem with homosexuals/gay love do we?

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What's wrong with Yaoi? Got a problem with homosexuals/gay love do we?

OH. MY. GOSH.
This again?
Yaoi fanboys/girls are so overprotective it's stupid. The minute you say you don't like yaoi/yuri, they're all "OMG U DON'T LIKE GAYS UR RACIST!!!!!" (yes, exact thing happened to me)

O.O Okay, realx. I enjoy Yaoi but I'm not a huge fan. I was just asking a question. Rly, just a question.

I'm sorry, didn't mean to overreact >.> I just had this argument over and over a few days ago with a friend. She's a lesbian, and the minute I said I think yaoi is stupid, she exploded on me and started calling me racist.

I don't like Yoai and I don't like Yuri; I don't get what's so funny about it.

However, I do not hate and believe homosexuals are idiots (although I am from California...).

What does being from California have to do with it?

Disliking gays is not racist! Racist is against RACES!

So... what bosses would be in the game aside from Osama Binladen(sp?)?

Sadam is already dead, so not him.

Does Achmed count? -shot-

I don't like yaoi and I'm a lesbian, so there you go. Just because you dislike yaoi doesn't make you a homophobe or anything like that.

Now, BOT

If Spyro went to Iraq...

I guess the result would depend on which Spyro.

Insomniac Spyro: Everything would probably be on fire.

AHT Spyro: Nothing would change because he'd be passed out under the bar at the nearest drinking establishment.

LoS Spyro: Nothing would change because the little guy would probably have been shot/blown up on his first attempt to peacefully negotiate with terrorists. Or there would be carnage on an untold scale and the military would be dispatched to stop him. It's hard to say with LoS Spyro; he's either a super wuss or frightfully violent.

Looking at Razz's ideas, I'm going to say and mix all three:

At first he will go there and try to do a peaceful negotiation with the terrorists, however, if he manages to survive, he begins to get really angry, and tries to cool himself down at a bar, only to get so drunk and even angrier that he winds up setting a flame not only the terrorists, but also every city within a 900 mile radius.

Is it just me or do these ideas get more violent the further the thread goes or does it just seem to become more weird?

What? You DON'T like yaoi Razz? What about the Yaoi art you made? CynderXEmber stuff and the drqagon love pic.

Technically, CynderxEmber is "Yuri" or "Girl Love."

Oh! Right! I got Yaoi and Yuri mixed up! Sry, sry...

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What if Spyro went to Iraq???? He found himself in a modern version of the human world and realizes that the country he is in (America, since his creator is an American company) is at war.

THAT'd be the ****!

(Dark if you see this, please don't take the whole thing away because of those 3 little stars.)

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Why are guns always associated with M ratings?

Splinter Cells 1 and 2 are not.

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What does being from California have to do with it?

1-Disliking gays is not racist! Racist is against RACES!

2-So... what bosses would be in the game aside from Osama Binladen(sp?)?

3-Sadam is already dead, so not him.

1-Whoever gets that mixed up is a dumb***.
2-You got the spelling right but separate 'Bin' and 'Laden'
3-Well, you managed to put Spyro in Iraq, so why not ressurect him with OBL using Riptos repaired scepter and they team up with a zombie Adolf Hitler.

It'd be Ripto's Rage all over again but with DICTATORS!!!

AH is first boss
Sadam is 2nd.
and Laden would be the final 'tough' boss.

HELL YEAH, XenoSpyro!!!

Let's get revenge on ALL the evil dictators AND Ripto!

Hitler, Bin Laden, Stalin, Sadam, Who's the king who signed the Magna Carta? Coz he was really mean to his subjects, lets put him in there too!

OH! I just remembered! In the GBA Spyro games the professor talks of a time machine. Let's bring the professor around with the itime machine, and either Spyro goes back in time to fight the evil, or there is a malfunction thanks to Ripto and the baddies come forward in time, and team up with Ripto and Bin Laden!

He could use the time machine and stop Hitler, lol.

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What's wrong with Yaoi? Got a problem with homosexuals/gay love do we?

I am actually quite against gay love. Homosexuality is a sin.

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What's wrong with Yaoi? Got a problem with homosexuals/gay love do we?

I am actually quite against gay love. Homosexuality is a sin.

...and with the way people make all the stamps, comments, and art about homosexual rights, I feel as if heterosexuals are the ones truly discriminated. =(

The Dragon Tank is the closest thing to Spyro in Iraq.

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What's wrong with Yaoi? Got a problem with homosexuals/gay love do we?

I am actually quite against gay love. Homosexuality is a sin.

...and with the way people make all the stamps, comments, and art about homosexual rights, I feel as if heterosexuals are the ones truly discriminated. =(

Well, I don't hate homosexuals, I just don't like thier sexuality.

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What's wrong with Yaoi? Got a problem with homosexuals/gay love do we?

I am actually quite against gay love. Homosexuality is a sin.

How is love a bad thing? Homophobia is a sin

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What's wrong with Yaoi? Got a problem with homosexuals/gay love do we?

I am actually quite against gay love. Homosexuality is a sin.

...and with the way people make all the stamps, comments, and art about homosexual rights, I feel as if heterosexuals are the ones truly discriminated. =(

The obvious reason is that there is a lot violence against people for being gay, heck people have been murdered from loving the wrong person!

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What's wrong with Yaoi? Got a problem with homosexuals/gay love do we?

I am actually quite against gay love. Homosexuality is a sin.

How is love a bad thing? Homophobia is a sin

Loving the wrong person/thing is wrong. Besides, I never said I hated gays, I'm just not fond of homosexuallity!

Heck, Elton John is gay and I love some of his music!

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I am actually quite against gay love. Homosexuality is a sin.

How is love a bad thing? Homophobia is a sin

Loving the wrong person/thing is wrong. Besides, I never said I hated gays, I'm just not fond of homosexuallity!

Heck, Elton John is gay and I love some of his music!

Have ever thought to yourself that people's sexuaitlly is now of your business? Your saying that your aganist it yet you don't hate them. Pffftttt

...Man...When I muttered something about yaoi, I didn't expect a war to break out...

Welcome to the internet, where the brain is bound to not function properly. =/

Hence the memes and flame wars.

I probably started it more than anything, so they can attack me for it.

xD If we're blaming people, Cookie first brought it up, SpyroLUVA challenged it, I overreacted and yelled at them, and it went on from there.

I was telling an innocent joke about the content of DA and everyone had to start firing thier mouths.

And to set things strait, you can hate the things someone does without hating them in general. All I'm trying to say is that I just don't approve of homosexuality. Nobody should in my opinion.

Everyone has their beliefs, and we respect them. *nod, nod* I mean, I do support gay rights, but watching two men or two women making-out makes me feel just a tad uncomfortable. ; (mostly in soap operas)

And... I don't mean to barge in here but this is the Spyro general topic, not the ranting of real life subjects. Only saying.

Just trying to have peace, that's all. *shields self*

*hides with Aqua Dragoness* Yay! We're sheild buddies! *brick'd*

(As a reference to me and Dragginwings' PM conversation)
DANGIT GANNON STOP THROWING BRICKS AT ME!

I only asked what Blink thought and I got my answer. However, I think it is old fasioned to be against homosexuality in this century, but what can I do? What if your friend/child/sibling became gay cookie? I'm not suggesting you would hate them or get really sad, but what would you do or think? Just curious.

THAT DRAGON TANK IS AWESOME!!!!!

I wish Canada had such awesome weapons! *sigh* It's not like I want us to be a war-like nation (like the US), but I would like it if we and our military were better prepared for battle. Not that I don't feel safe in Canada, I do, It's just that I feel this nation's military power (or lack thereof) is an object of ridicule.

Back to the tank. ten million dollar fangs???? what do they do to make them cost so much??? Can this machine swing it's arms and tail? The tail is robotic, so that suggests free movement. The thing also has super sharp claws, so the machine must be able to swing its arms to use the claws. *shudder* The tank is sweet, but only as an imaginary thing it seems. The thing about America having such a weapon is that they would use it. Think of hiroshima, where the nukes were used in WW2. Ppl are still suffering from that because the toxins got into ppls bodies and were passed down to following generations. *shudder* I'd hate to think of the terror instilled by that metal beast. Not just upon Alqueda(sp?) But the innocent ppl. God, the nightmares the children would have for the rest of thier lives.

EDIT: Okay, I watched the whole video. A pool and ball room? Great so now the soldiers can relax while the ppl outside die horrible, terrifying deaths and have thier lives ruined. Great. And the roar? OMG, NO! I understand that they have to fight the war and defend themselves, but now they're just scaremongering. America might be able to keep Iraq frightened for a few generations, but what about when funding runs out, and they can't maintain the thing and can no longer se it? As soon as America is left without the machine, someone will stand up to them, and another war will start and they (the attacker) will retalliate with an attack similar to 9/11, meaning destruction of a very important place, and mass loss of life. That being the case, America may have to sink more and more money into the project to maintain it, cutting funding to more peaceful and universally essential things like schools, environmental pursuits, etc. Anyway, good on Obama for cancelling the plans. Wait, that image at the end, was that the head of the dragon being put on the torso??? It that thing built or almost complete???? Oh geeze...

I've decided I only want to meet a dragon in a totally peaceful state. Maybe one that's been inside a cave for centuries, completely separated from humankind and our warring ways. A dragon that doesn't fight, doesn't want to fight, but will if it really, truely needs to. (if it or someone it loves is in imminent danger), or if all the beings of earth are at risk.

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I only asked what Blink thought and I got my answer. However, I think it is old fasioned to be against homosexuality in this century, but what can I do? What if your friend/child/sibling became gay cookie? I'm not suggesting you would hate them or get really sad, but what would you do or think? Just curious.

I'm fine with old-fashioned. And if anyone I loved became gay, I'd still love them but I wouldn't approve of thier actions!

Fair enough.

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I was telling an innocent joke about the content of DA and everyone had to start firing thier mouths.

And to set things strait, you can hate the things someone does without hating them in general. All I'm trying to say is that I just don't approve of homosexuality. Nobody should in my opinion.

-coughsbrainwashingcoughs-

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I don't like yaoi and I'm a lesbian, so there you go. Just because you dislike yaoi doesn't make you a homophobe or anything like that.

Holy crap! I always thought Razz was only 13. LOL.

Why do guns need to be associated with the M rating. The Conduit is T, last time I checked.

Also, I could see Spyro piloting a giant tank into Iraq or Pakistan. I could see it... but I wouldn't believe it. <.<;

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Why do guns need to be associated with the M rating. The Conduit is T, last time I checked.

Also, I could see Spyro piloting a giant tank into Iraq or Pakistan. I could see it... but I wouldn't believe it. <.<;

Neither would I...

Besides, I think the whole reason why most people here associate guns with the M rating is because M is rated for Money... >.>

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I don't like yaoi and I'm a lesbian, so there you go. Just because you dislike yaoi doesn't make you a homophobe or anything like that.

Holy crap! I always thought Razz was only 13. LOL.

Ha ha! Oh, come now. How many 13-year-olds would gleefully use words like "defenestrate" in a sentence. Come to think of it, how many 13-year-olds can even type like this? I'm 27.

Uh...what's the topic now? It seems we've gotten away from the original post, had a flame war about gayness, and now are...talking about why people can or cannot hate stuff? I'm not sure. I wasn't paying attention.

It's about Spyro in Iraq. Yes we argued about gayness. Then I made a long post about the dragon tank. Then we spoke of M rated games and now we can get back on topic.

What does defenestrate mean? Okay, NOW we gat back on topic.

It probably most likely means to put up a defense on an issue...

Anyway, I forgot about the original subject... So anyway, go back to the top and take the coda if you please...

A one and a two and a... *shot*

I have no idea what I'm doing in this topic. @.@