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"That sounded extremely kinky" joked Syl-Den.

Siyaan stops laughing and, upon hearing Syl-Den, suddenly bends over and clutches her face. She crouches low to the ground.

"Oh! Umm... sorry?" Syl-Den apologizes.

Siyaan shakes her head 'no.' She mumbles, "Not your fault! Does anyone have something I can use to help stop my nose from bleeding?"

"Oh! I now understand!" Syl-Den stated as he rushed forward with a bit of cloth.

Ki-Fu looks down at her, "Actually I usually pay other people to let me pick them, Isn't that right Hiroto?"

Hiroto-Rai nods, "Yeah... Then they turn tail and ditch your drunk ass."

Ki-Fu frowns, "Hey! There was a few times! Like that one time at The Golden Kettle!"

Hiroto-Rai cringes, "You mean that time you was licking that Goza chick, ugh! Gross!"

Ki-Fu shrugs, "Hey, I don't discriminate. Girls, guys, goza, zani, everyones gotta hole."

Hiroto-Rai sighs, "I will never understand you Ki."

Ki-Fu laughs, "That's because you where not raised by the tribe like me. Which is why you suck at Dhei-War."

Hiroto-Rai sighs, "You gotta point."

Siyaan takes it gratefully and pinches her nose. "Thanks," her, now nasally, voice replies. She tilts her head forward and waves at her face. After the bleeding stops, she removes the cloth, licks her fingers, and cleans her nose area. "Do you ah...want the cloth back?" She grimaces.

"Not really...." Syl-Den replied. He itched the back of his neck.

Siyaan nods and stuffs it into a pouch. She looks at Ki-Fu, "You're very open-minded. It's really cool of you." She smiles brightly at him.

"I'd do anybody but a Goza."

Siyaan smiles, "I don't think about race. When I was little, I thought everyone was Yu'Arian. Now, we're all just 'people'. I like who I like, and that's all I need to know!" She smiles. "We are a sort-of-mix-my-peas-with-potatoes kinda group, I suppose."

"Eh... I just don't like Gozas. I'm trying to get over that, though."

Ki-Fu sighs, "Syl-Den, this is why you don't have nice things. See, I screw a Goza, I get epic armor."

Hiroto-Rai looks down and gasps, "UGH! You screwed that Goza blacksmith? You guys didn''t touch the armor did you!?"

Ki-Fu waves his hands, "No, no, no. It was just a hand job with a little tongue. I mean the jizz was all over the armor and I rubbed it in, why do you think it's so tough?"

Hiroto-Rai, "EW! THAT'S SICK!!!"

Ki-Fu begins howling with laughter, "Hehehehahahahahahaaaa! No I'm just kiddin' man..."

Hiroto-Rai lets out a sigh of relief, "Oh thank god..."

Ki-Fu smiles deviously, "Maybe. and it's 'gods.'"

Hiroto-Rai rolls his eyes, "You're just messing with me, you must be. And no, it's 'god.' I told you I don't follow that stupid archaic cult you call a religion. Amaad is such a stupid, convoluted way for people who are obsessed with love to sleep better at night."

Ki-Fu frowns, "Love is an important thing. Personal connections are special. They are meant to be preserved."

"I have nice things! Their mostly leather and drakeskin, but still. And mind you, it came from a Yu-Arian guy. The leather was pre-intercourse. The drakeskin came a handjob later."

Siyaan looks at Ki-Fu incredulously, "Ew..." She looks at Syl-Den, "Well, I think it's great that you're trying to be a better person and a bigger man. Im proud." She smacks Ki-Fu in the leg with her tail, "Whatever happened to, 'Nah, don't worry. I'll be nice', hm?"

"Um.... yeah! What she said."

Ki-Fu stops and turns on his heels and looks Syl-den in his eyes, "Did you say drakeskin? You mean skin from a 'Drake' and not a 'Dragon' right?"

Hiroto backs up a little, "Yeah, Of course! He can't mean dragonskin."

"I do not mean dragonskin. Why?"

Ki-Fu laughs from relief, "Phara Bolga!"

Hiroto-Rai sighs, "Whew... Good. The last time someone said they got a 'drakeskin' coat, he almost got us killed... and his ass was grass."

Ki-Fu straightens up, "Alrighty then." Ki-Fu continues walking, Hiroto-Rai not far behind.

Siyaan tilts her head, "What happened?"

"Ok then. What happened? If you don't mind, of course."

Ki-Fu, "What happened just now, or what happened to that guy?"

Siyaan, "Both! I'm confused..."

ooc: I feel that we got much more perverted with Orions absence.

"The guy. I know what happened just now."

Ooc: probably X3 these things do happen

ooc: . Much sex stories. None from Siyaan.

Ooc: she has none X3 you don't get much when your mother's the captain of the vessel xD

OCC: Ki-Fu is dirty, raunchy, and just in general doesn't give no ***ks. Hiroto-Rai is laid back and a comedic kind of guy. Put them together and it's a great combination of adult humor, puns, and irony... If you do it right.

Hiroto-Rai laughs nervously, "Well just now we about ***t ourselves a hole new ***k."

Ki-Fu, "And That one time with the guy... Well it was a noble. He bought a dragonskin coat from a shady guy thinking it was drakeskin. Well, the high dragon in the northern caves caught wind of the dragonflesh and came down and blasted that castle to bits, tore that w*nk to shreds, and almost got us if we didn't run the ***k away."

"The moral of the story: don't wear dragonskin unless you killed it yourself."

Siyaan gasps, "Oh my gosh! I'm glad you guys made it out okay! Goodness, I would've had a heart attack or pissed myself! Probably both..." Siyaan sighs, "You guys are lucky mother****ers..."

"How very eloquent, Siyaan."

Lila"I saw a gragon baby once..its wing was hurt, so i helped it. It was cute!"

Ki-Fu shakes his head, "Doesn't matter who the **** you are at that point. The moral of the story is: Go drake. You'll live longer."

Hiroto-Rai nods, "It's a good thing we can fly."

"Eh kill one you can kill another months later. Although Drake is better in the long run."

Siyaan grins, "Thank you~" She hip-bumps Ki-Fu, "You can fly?"

"Unless your nude and weaponless, of course."

Ki-Fu Looks at Syl-Den, "Like Hell you could handle a high dragon. They come at you and you're lucky to live. There is a reason no one is stupid enough to go hunting high dragons. Maybe a normal dragon, yeah. You might pull it off. But a high dragon is way to smart and powerful to be killed by any one man."

Hiroto-Rai stretches, "Yep. I mean, he can fly much better than me, but I can fly decently to."

Ki-Fu looks at Lila with a look of 'are you stupid', "And as for nursing a baby dragon, I'd rather stick my hand in hot coals."

Hiroto-Rai nods, "Might as well at that point."

"That was the main point of 'unless you killed it yourself'"

Ki-Fu shakes his head, "Killing a dragon and killing a high dragon are not the same thing."

Siyaan smiles, "So cool! I wish I could fly!" She grins, "I think that you're beginning to sound quite charming, Ki-Fu. You should watch out; your 'I'm-a-complete-dick' attitude is crumbling right in front of my eyes."

" Oh **** I didn't realize you said high dragon."

Lila shrugged with a look of dismal look"It was hurt..if you guys get hurt i will help you, Is it truly any different."

"We're less likely to eat you."

Ki-Fu nods, "Of course! What you think I'd run away from a normal dragon? I mean it's a pretty difficult fight and all, but fighting a high dragon is the kind of thing you hear in legend... killing one alone anyway." Ki-Fu looks up at the night sky and sighs, "Let's camp here."

Hiroto-Rai groans and tosses his bag of gold to the ground and plops down, "Sweet. Hey, can you get firewood this time?"

Ki-Fu nods, "Sure."

Ki-Fu laughs at Syl-Den's comment, "Amen."

Ki-Fu, "As for flying, It is awesome. Don't let anyone lie, it's one of the greatest feelings ever."

"And there are legends about groups of people killing them, too. I wonder if one could slit a sleeping high Dragon's throat. I think they'd smell and roast you first."

Siyaan smiles, "I'll go with you and help. We can keep talking about flying!"

"So... Lila. Back there, did you get your knife back?" asked Syl-Den, while sitting down.

Ki-Fu shrugs, "They would probably nullify magic in the area first. Then stomp on your @ss when you're freaking out."

Ki-Fu nods to Siyaan, "Alright, let's go." Ki-Fu heads off into the woods.

Siyaan follows, "So how do you fly?"

Lila shudders"No it will stay,unless you want to get is for me..besides, i stole it from those men back at the diner."