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Phosphora: He floated away.

Leligarm: He probably felt awkward in a hot spring with girls.

Dark Pit: I guess.

Ryuk: You are impossible to talk to. I'll just... go find my own fun.

Viridi: I guess I can understand that. Oh, also, I have some bad news.

Dark Pit: Okay then. Whatever.

Ryuk: *Slowly floats away*

Viridi: We may or may not be fighting another war.

Phosphora: Knew it.

Leligarm: Really? I'm interested.

Viridi: It's with Zeus. I don't know how he's back ALREADY, but he is. And this time, his troops aren't a pushover.

Leligarm: Let me at them. They won't be much of anything when I'm done with them.

Phosphora: Oh. HIM.

Viridi: Leligarm, you are NOT going, especially not alone. Phosphora, you're not going either. Not with your disadvantage. That means...

Phosphora: You're gonna try to get Pittoo to listen, aren't you?

Dark Pit: *starts walking around*

Viridi: I hate to say it, but I have no other choice.

Ryuk: *Is wandering around outside the temple*

Phosphora: Knowing him, you're not going to get him to do anything.

Viridi: Well, what else am I supposed to do? I'm not sending Leligarm in without supervision, I can't trust her!

Leligarm: Haven't I earned your trust at all? Sure, I worked for Hades, but that was in the past.

Viridi: That past your talking about was a few hours ago. *Mental connection thingy* Pittoo? Are you there?

Dark Pit: Yes. What do you want?

Viridi: I... need your... help with something...

Dark Pit: What is it?

Viridi: I may or may not be in a war... that Phosphora is useless in...

Dark Pit: What about the other angel? She seems like she could handle it.

Viridi: You think I'm sending her in alone? She'll make it worse!

Dark Pit: How would she do that?

Viridi: By joining Zeus! She'll probably play me like she did Hades. The point is, I don't want her there. And Phosphora will get herself killed if I send her!

Dark Pit: All right. I guess I'll do it.

Leligarm: How exactly did I play Hades?

Viridi: Thanks...where are you, anyway? And you 'joined' me JUST after being kicked from Hades.

Leligarm: I joined you because you were fighting him and he betrayed me. I could very well leave now, but I feel like staying.

Dark Pit: I'm in the temple. Where else could I be? It's not like I can fly...

Viridi: Well you could be out with Ryuk or something! And I bet you only feel like staying so the moment you get me alone you can kill me.

Ryuk: *Trying to find his way back to the temple*

Leligarm: Why would I do that? I'm not a mindless killer.

Phosphora: You know, I'm gonna go out for a bit. Just patrol the area, look for any threats. See ya in a sec!

Dark Pit: I guess.

Viridi: Okay, have fun.Yes, yes you are. And Pittoo, could you... come to the Hot Spring please? Just for a few minutes...

Phosphora: *goes out*

Dark Pit: Could you call me by my name for one?

Viridi: Dark Pit just get here now.

Ryuk: Still trying to find temple*

Dark Pit: I... okay then. *goes to hot spring*

Viridi: *Gets out of hot spring* Wow, if only you listen this well when I call you Pittoo.

Dark Pit: For the last time, I don't like that name.

Leligarm: *gets out* Do you want me to leave? Because if you do, I can.

Viridi: No, you're staying here. Both of you are.

Leligarm: I thought you didn't trust me.

Dark Pit: What do you want?

Viridi: Just stay here until Phosphora gets back. Where did she go, anyway? And I don't trust you.

Leligarm: Okay, okay.

Dark Pit: Why should we stay?

Viridi: Because I called you Dark Pit to get you here.

Ryuk: *Is still lost*

Phosphora: *bumps into Ryuk* *electrifies in shock* Oh! Sorry!

Dark Pit: But why are we here anyway?

Viridi: Because I said so.

Ryuk: Don't worry about it, attacks go right through me, remember? What are you doing out here anyway, I thought you were babysitting Leligarm?

Phosphora: I wanted to get out for a bit in a way that didn't involve fighting.

Dark Pit: Fine. I'd like a reason though.

Viridi: I gave you one!

Ryuk: That didn't involve fighting? What's going on in there?

Phosphora: Well, mistress Viridi's got us in another war. Nothing new. But I don't get much of a chance to just fly around.

Dark Pit: Okay, fine!

(It just occurred to me how much time Phosphora and Ryuk are ending up spending alone together. Did we inadvertently do something here?)

Ryuk: No wonder you don't if you have to fight a war every few days. She's really dumb enough to keep starting them...who's it with this time?

Viridi: See? Was that so hard?

{I think so...I didn't realize that until you pointed it out though.}

Phosphora: Zeus.

Dark Pit: I guess not, but I don't see why I have to do this.

Viridi: If you must know, it's because I don't trust her! [Gestures at Leligarm]

Ryuk: I though Dark Pit killed him?

Phosphora: So did I. Apparently not.

Leligarm: I told you, I'm not going to try anything.

Dark Pit: So basically you're telling me to babysit her.

Leligarm: I sure hope she's not. That's kind of embarrassing for both of us.

Viridi: Well, when you put it that way... yea, I guess I am. But it's so she doesn't kill me!

Ryuk: I guess I didn't see him pass... either way, Viridi has you on the sidelines for this one, right?

Phosphora: Yeah. It's not like I can do much, unfortunately.

Dark Pit: Great. This is going to be great.

Leligarm: Yeah. I told you I'm not going to do anything.

Ryuk: Well, at least she cares. And maybe it's about time you took a break, you do a lot of fighting.

Viridi: I can't trust anything you say, I haven't even know you for a full day! And if you do try to kill me, what am I going to do if Phosphora or Pittoo aren't around? I can only warp from your attacks so much!