darkSpyro

>be me
>lost my laptop at airport on jun 2nd
>call jun 3rd
>cant ask for items in lost and found over phone, have to show up in person
>arrive at airport when going home after vacation
>ask for laptop
>"sorry, we only keep items in the lost and found for 3 days until we ship them away"
>mfw

Who has a 3 day vacation wtf. So that's the story of how I lost my laptop.

Quote: Mesuxelf

>be me
>lost my laptop at airport on jun 2nd
>call jun 3rd
>cant ask for items in lost and found over phone, have to show up in person
>arrive at airport when going home after vacation
>ask for laptop
>"sorry, we only keep items in the lost and found for 3 days until we ship them away"
>mfw

Who has a 3 day vacation wtf. So that's the story of how I lost my laptop.

Can I punch the guys who work there in the face?

i am gay gay gay

Spyro booty.

/* APRIL FOOLS! - Didn't bother to use :(
var angle = 0;
setInterval(function(){
      angle+=3;
     $("img.avatar").rotate(angle);
},50);
*/

Looking through some of the site's code and found this:
Code:

/* APRIL FOOLS! - Didn't bother to use 
var angle = 0;
setInterval(function(){
      angle+=3;
     $("img.avatar").rotate(angle);
},50);
*/

Looks like something about rotating avatars?

someone threatened to have me arrested because i kept spamming the navy seals copypasta
im dying

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Quote: Thunderdragon14

someone threatened to have me arrested because i kept spamming the navy seals copypasta
im dying

spam this instead

Quote:

What the desu did you just ****ing desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the **** out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my ****ing desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re ****ing desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will **** desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing desu, kiddo.