darkSpyro

RCMG!! *spits*

nice job RC. O.O

ash would vomit if she read that... I'll email it to her...

i dont see it.

HOW CAN YOU NOT?!

oh, now i see the pic, lol.

plz back to the topic

"so the crazy people are gone, what now?"
me: "SPYRO!"
"AH!" runs.
me: "Come back!" chases spyro.
"At least i don't someone like that chasing me..."
shorty: "CYNDER!"
"OH CRUD! AH!" runs.
shorty: "NO! Destiny will put us together!" chases cynder.
ash: "WT..."
"hello, beautiful."
ash: "AH!!!!" runs
chases ash.
cynder fan: falls from the sky. "OW!!!" looks around.
RC: "Only i may chase spyro!"
Me: "Who says?"
RC: "me."
Me and "Crud! AH!" runs
RC: chase me and spyro.
"Were not that different after all..."
Me: "Duck!"
RC: "I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!" blasts at me and spyro.
"I think its a pigeon..." gets fried. dies.
RC: D: "opps... I was never here!" runs.
Me: "No, spyro can't die!" cries.

at spyro's funeral.
RC: "Wow, these funeral home cookies are greet!"
Pinkdesi: "they can't help the pain of loosing the coolest dragon ever!" cries.
shorty: "Now, I'll never get his autograph..." cries.
Me: "I have an idea! I'll rite him alive!"
"Great do it!"
Me: "One problem... Malefor stole my ability to write, with ash..."
"Someone kill me now!"
dr. octagomapus: "dr. octagomapus!!!" Blasts cynder.
"That makes me the leader of this fan-fic adventure!"

To be continued...

me: okay, thats it! *prepared to write spyro and cynder alive again*
Dr octogonapus: BLARGH!!! *fires lazor*
me: AH! *dodges*
*fires lazor and kills dr octogoanapus*
me: erm...i thought you were dead.
my spirit lives on...*gets blasted with lazor*
me: what the...*looks around*
randall: hello everyone.
me and Karen: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: "watch out for malefor, he'll steal your writing powers...
steals them.
Me:

PD and karen : "Crap!!!"
Me: "Who is randell..."
randell:
shorty: "I am going to join malefor and ash!"
everyone:

RC:*drinks ginger ale* ahh.. i need someone to make mai boyfriend. oh wait...VULCAN! WHERE ARE JOO?
Vulcan:hai sexy.
RC:*makes out with Vulcan*

PUT VULCAN IN IT!

vulcan: "Hi RC!"
RC: "VULCAN!"

happy now?

vlucan: wait, how the heck did i get here?
me: my story is turning into utter, uncontrollable chaos that i don't think can be fixed. *face/palm*

"I don't think so either..."
Me: "Spyro! You came back to life!"
"Oh crud! Get away from me! I don't want a useless creep chasing me around!"
ME: "but... i..." runs away crying.
"You did not just make a writer cry, do you know what you are doing?!"
"what's the worst that could happen...?
world starts going into ten-thousand years of darkness.
"oh crud..."

me: nice goin spyro.
sorry!
me: sorry isn't good enough. quoting shorty...
oh crap...
me: Rain of thousand doll heads! *doll heads land on *
AHHHH!!! oh, wait, don't i BREATHE FIRE?!?!?! *face/palm*
randall: wait! i'm supposed to be the enemy here!
me: oh, okay then. punch. *punches randal unenthusiacticly*
randall:
night: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

me: your going to pay, shorty! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

ME: "Spyro doesn't like me... Cynder doesn't either..." cries. Tornadoes start forming.
meanwhile...
Tv cuts on. "this important message has just been written down! Let me read it to you... The world is in total chaos! And the idiot responsible is spyro. You can blame him." Tv turns off.
"I'm not an idiot!"
Everyone glares at spyro.
"why are you glaring at me..."
Everyone:
"oh crud..."
PD: "Throw him to the kraken!"
RC: "we couldn't get a kraken... but we got a CATEN!"
giant swimming cat pops its head out of the water. "MEOW!!!!"
"AH!" sneezes "I'm allergic to cats!" sneezes.
meanwhile...
Me: hears spyro's scream. "Spyro..." Half cries...

me: *sneezes* WHAT?!
Karen: your still alergic to cats
me: AM NOT!
Karen: ARE TOO!
me: AM NOT!
Karen: ARE TOO!
me: AM NOT!
Karen: ARE TOO!
a few days later...
me: AM NOT!
Karen: ARE TOO!
me: AM NOT!
Karen: ARE TOO!
me: am...not....*falls over from no sleep*
Karen: are...too...*falls over from no sleep*
O.O

lol!

vulcan: grabs spyro an runz!
RC: "VULAN! I'm coming with you!" runz with vulcan.
PD: palm/face
meanwhile...
ME: "The world is a cruel mistress... why?" cries...
storms rage on...
ME; Screams for life...
meanwhile...
All people hear scream.
"vulcan drop me! Someones in trouble!"
PD: "Night!"
RC: "Crazy chick!"
shorty: "You guys go! I'll keep an eye on the Caten!"
everyone runs off...
shorty:
Caten: "AH!"

RC:VULCAN!! *hugs him*
Vulcan:*runs away with her to PeeWee Island for a party*

me: *sees vulcan and RC* umm.....

"Why are we even looking for her?!"
"Because if anything happens we'll be erased."
PD: "I think i found a clue!"
:RC: "Thats a cat."
PD: "a clue..."
RC: "A cat..."
PD: "A..."
"Knock it off!"
magical telephone on speaker phone pops in.
Mgc tlphne: "Hello evil villain hot line, how many i help you?"
"There is a evil villain hot line?"
Phone: "yes, directing your call to unknown..."
other side of telephone: "It's Ash! Fire of the new ORDER!"
Phone: "Connected, with bleeding ears."
Ash: laughs evil. "I got night, i got night!"
phone: hung up. and poofs away!
Everyone:

RC:can i have poison of the new order?

Ash: "You join me as my side kick..."
shorty: "no.' starts to walk away.
Ash: "I have evil chocolate."
shorty: turns around slowly.
Ash: "come With me, flame of the new order, i am the new order."

RC:*turns into pure poison energy*
Vulcan:i cant imagine a time you've looked more sexy

me: okay, thats it, YOUR NAME IS ASH! ONLY ASH!
ash: you can't control me!
me: *points to first post on this topic*
ash: dang it
night: *is playing a video game* NOOOO! I LOST A LIFE! D:
shorty: *evil laugh*
me: are you okay?
shorty: no
me: O.O okay then....
RC: I SHALL SAVE YOU SHORTY! *hits shorty with a bat*
shorty: OW! WHAT THE HECK!
RC: sorry
shorty: really?
RC: umm....i can't remember. ._.
me: so, are we going to save night now?
ash: NOOOO! DON'T SAVE HER!
me, RC, Shorty: *start walking towards ash*
Ash: crud...

lol!

ash: "Alright, I'll tell you where she is!" Hand letter.
shorty: "Go to the never ending pit, and take the death trapped wet stairs, then go through the hall of venomous snakes and open the four hundred different puzzled key door. Then fight eight bosses until you find the portal to the next realm, when you get there..."
PD: "holy crud."
shorty: "Take a right at the convenience store, and go into the evil lair and explore until you find ten keys, then find night blade... The rest is torn off."
"Well we'll have to deal with just that."
"We better get started. Are you coming RC?"
RC: "No, I'll stay here with Vulcan."
ash: starts to run off.
PD: "oh no you don't." Grabs ash and drags her.
meanwhile...
Me: "... All is ..." pauses. smiles slightly revealing a pointed tooth.
Unknown: "You have finally embraced me, go forth, NightBlade..."
Me:"Of course."

To be continued...

lol nice night. xD
oh, and, i'm makin the video!

and i am uploading me singing within temptation's Forgiven.
this is the song, i will post my singing later.

and continuing...

Ten days later...
shorty: "We finally found the pit. I wounder what RC and Vulcan are doing..."
Meanwhile...
RC: is dancing at a party with Vulcan, not even thinking of anyone else.
PD: "How deep do you think it is?"
shorty: "Lets test it..." Pushes off the edge.
"AH!"
five minutes later...
there is a tiny thud.
Shorty: "Very far down."
PD: "Wait, couldn't He fly?"
's ghost: "That would have helped. Don't fall down." Flies away.
"Right, go carefully."
After an hour of terror from near death experiences.
"I found where we're supposed to be going."
PD: "Volteer! How's the prisoner?"
ash: is tied to Volteer's back. "Very uncomfortable!!!"

To be continued...

lol. xD
yay! tell me when you get it on youtube
i'm trying to figure out the times for all the pictures. >.>

shut up ash. she didn't ask you
ash: she didn't ask you either
yes she did
ash: Pink, who did you ask?
me: *punches ash*
ash: ow! what was that for?!
me: you called me pink
ash: ._.

lol, ash would have flipped you over on your back, then pinned you done...
the vid is processing, i will put it in my next post.

Ash: "Be glad that I'm tied up."
PD: "Yea, yea."
shorty: "Thats a lot of snakes, I hope nobody is afraid of them..."
screams. "SNAKES!"
all snakes hear this { how could you not? } and start to attack.
PD: head/rock
shorty: laughs evilly.
snakes: run in fear.
ash: "Did they just...?"
"Grow legs and run, yea."
sees giant puzzled door. "Thats a lot of puzzles..."
PD: "Can you do them..."
does all puzzles lighting fast.
shorty: "Holy..."
"Are we going or not?!"

me: um..... why is this so easy?
shorty: i don't care! as long as we're going to get night! *walks forward but then falls into trap door*
oh great
well, we should probebly go get her, shouldn't we?
i vote no!
everyone: *looks at volteer*
did i say no? i meant yes!

the video needs a very long time to process...
LOLROTFL!

i accidently deleted all my pictures. wow, i'm stupid. xD

oh no! LOAD YOU VIDEO!!!! x turns dark x I should describe how i look dark soon.

nice.

shes laughing evilly! SAVE ME!!!

*gives you earplugs*