darkSpyro

"I need to talk..."

"BOWSER!?" exclaimed splat, as she peeked her head out the door. "Please leave...Most of us are getting ready to go with stormblade to the pool... plus, i'm only wearing a towel at the moment." splat blushed and backed away.

Jet Vac suddenly appeared in and pulled down Splat's towel, then cackled and ducked down, disappearing, landing back outside.

"what the hell, jet vac!?" screamed splat, ad she covered herself with her arms.

Kirby fell asleep on Splat's head.

DSE looked at Dowser she also only had a towel.

DDK came in

" AS TIME AND SPACE GOES ON SO DOES THE DONG."

"Boys," Legendary Rollerbrawl sighed, slamming the door shut.

DSE passed out holding Kirby.

"I'm gonna go change," Legendary Rollerbrawl said. She walked into the bathroom and came out 5 minutes later with only a gold and black swimming outfit on. "I probably won't get into the deep parts and just stay on the edges because I'll sink being a statue and all."

DSE woke up.

"Get floaties."

"No, I'll probably just end up popping them." Legendary Rollerbrawl said.

DSE

"I am going to change. BRB."

Kirby snuck out quietly.

Legendary Jet Vac saw Kirby walk out, "Where did you come from little fella?" He asked.

Kirby pointed to the door.

"Why were you in the dorm room with the girls, and I've never seen you around Skylands before." Legendary Jet Vac said.

Stormblade walked out of her corner of the dorm, drunk.

"HEY GUUUUUYS!!! I HAD SOME OF THE WHISKEY... IT'S GREAT!!! WHOOOOO! Also, Cute butt splat!"

As stormblade walked by, she gave splat a good ol' friendly spank.

"Maybe you should go rest a bit Stormblade before we go to the pool... You're drunk and you could drown." Legendary Rollerbrawl said.

"I WILL NEVER DIE!!!" stormblade shouted. she ran down to the pool.

"We need to stop her!" said splat. "I'll go put on my swimsuit."

splat went into the bathroom.


Fiesta's skeletal head peered out from under a bed. Dive clop's eye did as well.

"Having detachable body parts is great." said Fiesta.
"Yeah man. This is good already. Wanna go down there?"
"Yeah, amigo!"

Legendary Rollerbrawl ran after Stormblade, "Wait Stormblade!"

"WE JUST WANT TO HELP YOU!" said splat, running after stormblade.

"I am a trained lifeguard.." said dive clops, from under the bed.

"DIVE CLOPS!? FIESTA!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" said nightfall, who was in the room.

"We just wanted to... umm.."

"you wanted to see stormblade nude, didn't you."

"yeah. she's hot!"

"Well we can help stormblade. I can get her if she drowns.." said dive clops.

"Also, splat's got a nice a-" fiesta said, but was about to be cut off.

"She dosen't like boys." said nightfall. "That's why she didn't call out stormblade for touching her butt. She likes stormblade."

"I see. that's cool." fiesta said, he ran down to the pool.

"Hey nightfall... want my number?" said dive clops.

"YOU WOT M8"

"Nevermind!"

Legendary Jet Vac flew in with the Jet Stream, catching Stormblade before she jumped in, "I think you need to lay off the cloudbreak whiskey." Legendary Jet Vac said.

"I'M A STRONG, INDEPENDENT BIRD CHICK WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN BIRD! WHOOOO!!!"
she jumped in.

"OH MY GAWD, THE WATER MAKES MY NIPPLES HARD! YAY!"

"She's gonna drown, but we'll sink and probably won't be able to go back up!" Legendary Rollerbrawl shouted to Legendary Jet Vac as she watched Stormblade go under the water. "Splat hurry!"

Splat jumped down from the balcony and dove in, grabbing stormblade and carrying her out.

"THANK YOU PURPLE GIRL! i almost drowned! YEAYYY"

stormblade then stuck her beak in splat's chest. "Your warmth gives me tickles! YEE!" stormblade said. she was very wasted.

stormblade ran back to the dorm.

"Well, we're here, might as well swim." said splat.

"Yea okay," Legendary Rollerbrawl said, getting in.

"I'll take care of her," Legendary Jet Vac said, parking the Jet Stream and hurrying to Stormblade to lead her back to the dorm.

Splat got in.

"So... that was weird."

"You're right it was!"

dive clops floated to the top of the pool. he was at the bottom.

Splat screamed.

Dive Clops also scared Legendary Rollerbrawl, making her release her hands off the edge and sink to the bottom.

"OH ****!" said dive clops. he dived back down and got LRB.

Legendary Rollerbrawl quickly grasped the edge, "Yea. Thanks." She said

Ooc: From now on I'll say LRB and LJV for Legendary Rollerbrawl and Legendary Jet Vac

OOC: ok


"Sorry guys, i just HAD to see stormy drunk. i'll leave now."

Dive clops swam out.

"Now it's just us."

"Yea," Legendary Rollerbrawl said. "I wonder where the rest of the girls went... they probably all got scared by that pest DDK brought into Skyalnds."

"Kirby's cool." splat said.

"He swallowed me WHOLE." LRB said.

"Oh. nevermind."

LJV led Stormblade into her room, got her in bed, and left her.

"So, What does your legendary status mean?" said splat.

"We're statues sent from Eon in the future, statues of skylanders after they have saved the world." LRB said. "But I can't reveal the future, as I do not know what will happen."

"WHOA..." splat said.

"Yea. Woah." LRB said. "Just revealing 1 part of the future could change everything."

Kirby hopped in the pool.

"It is always nice to see new friends!"

"Get away from me you person eating freak." LRB said backing away from Kirby on the edge of the pool.

"aww... he floats!" said splat.

LJV walked outside, "It's getting dark," He said. He went outside and stood on his pedestal, and it lowered him to a room below that each legendary skylander had under their pedestal. He layed down and went to sleep.

Kirby bounced around the pool. And then the other 4 hopped in.

DDK splashed around. Dowser and L.Astroblast sank. DSE was still drunk.

"Z-Ze flute is in the stew!"

"Oh great," LRB muttered.

"Zim not drunk!!"

"Oh boy.." said Splat.

LRB sighed as everyone came in, feeling crowded.

Dowser came back up.

"Do you want to get smashed?"

Kirby realized something.

"Where is Nightfall!?"

Jet Vac and Gill Grunt walked up to the pool. Gill Grunt splashed in and yelled, "Come on Jet Vac, the water's fine!"
Jet Vac answered, "Uh, no thanks. I don't want to get my feathers wet! They take forever to dry!"

"I'm leaving, It's late." LRB said, getting out of the pool and doing the same as LJV.