darkSpyro

Wish granted, but you have to live it (good luck! Heh heh!)

I wish for asdf movie 9 to be out!

Wish granted, but you can't watch it.

I wish to be better at Warcraft 3

Granted but you get worse at Warcraft 4.

I wish for something sweet.

Quote: Greeble

Granted but you get worse at Warcraft 4.

I wish for something sweet.

That's fine, there is no Warcraft 4.

Wish granted, but someone else eats it.

I wish for the ability to read another person's mind.

Wish granted. But you can only read yo mamas thoughts and you have to be having sex at the same time.

I wish for a banana.

Wish granted, but [insert dirty joke here].

I wish I was popular on dS dangit.

Granted but it only lasts until midnight (sorry Cinders)

I wish that there was less hate.

Wish granted, but all of the remaining hate is directied at Skylanders.

I wish for some pie. I 8 sum pi and it was delicious.

You become popular, but everyone hates you.

I wish that the Moon had the Majoras Mask ones face on it.

Wish granted but bla bla Zelda stuff.

I wish the next user was a pineapple.

Wish granted, but I have a spell on me allowing me to transform back into dragon form after a second.

I wish for nothing.

Granted you get a one way trip to outerspace.

I wish i could turn back time.

Wish granted. You get a time button that will let you jump back 10 seconds in time, but takes 10 seconds to recharge. Meanwhile, any clocks that you carry on your person will follow your timeframe, making you have to constantly reset them to remain accurate.

I wish for an ungrantable wish.

Wish granted but this wish is that wish.

I wish someone laugh in my face like spongebob

Wish granted, but it was so scary you died.

I wish for something to eat.

Quote: Greeble

Granted but it only lasts until midnight (sorry Cinders)

Quote: gillgrunt987

You become popular, but everyone hates you.

Wait what happened? I'm popular, it only lasts until midnight, and everyone hates me anyways?
CRAP! WHY?!

Granted, It's solidified neurotoxin.

I wish I won the LoL 2015 championship.

Wish granted, but you wake up and realize it was a dream.

I wish for a magic, undead, and fire trap.

Quote: StormDragon21

Wish granted, but you wake up and realize it was a dream.

I wish for a magic, undead, and fire trap.

Wish granted, but the villains escape, come into real life, and murder you.

I wish this sentence was false.

Wish granted, but everything else in the world becomes true. (War becomes real, Illuminati is real, other bad stuff)

I wish for the Donkey Kong Country TV series to come to life(don't ask).

Wish granted but the new main character is shrek. Heh heh.

I wish for a reason to make this wish I'm about to wish about.

Wish granted, but-- AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I wish that I wasn't about to die from a paradox!

Wish granted, but you're seriously injured by one.

I wish for my most awesome dreams to come true.

Granted but they all they all turn into Nightmares.

I wish i had a pet dragon.

Wish granted, but it accidentally burns down your house. Let's hope you escaped…

I wish for the Dragon Cave activation email to come now!!!!!!

Granted, but you delete it.

I wish for:

Wish granted, but it's ogre before you know it.

I wish for the Nile.

Wish granted, but you are devoured by crocodiles.

I wish I could dance better.

Wish granted, but you sing worse.

I wish all my questions were answered truthfully.

Wish granted, but it turns out everyone hates you and the world is ending once you hear the truth.

I WISH I HAD HETALIA MERCHANDISE

Granted, but it all breaks.


I wish for.... I got nothing. So I'll wish for pants.

Wish granted, but they're filled with splinters and someone put a stink bomb in the pocket.

I wish for Theuone to change his avatar so he doesn't act overpowered in Forum Games.

Wish granted, but it doesn't happen as soon as you want. (Are you seriously annoyed by that? If so, I could change it soon.)

I wish StormDragon21 would reply in Core within the next week.

Wish granted, but I reply that I quit.

I wish for people to stop stalking me about that.

Wish granted, but it only happens after we know if you've truly quit.

I wish I knew if you have honestly quit Core.

Wish granted, but it gives you a slow and agonizing death.

I wish Wolfgang hadn't accidently stepped into the closest thing I could get to a conversation with StormDragon21.

Wish granted, but now it looks like you double-posted.

I wish we could do more meta posts like this.

Wish granted, but everything glitches.

I wish I knew how I double-posted.

Wish granted, but Dark goes psycho and bans anyone who double posts.


I wish for this topic to close and nobody to ever make another one.

Wish granted, but it happens when there is a blue moon.

I wish I knew why I made a Smurf reference.

Granted, but the little blue freaks swarm you.


I wish for more wings of fire books.

Wish granted, but you must give them to me.

I wish Wings of Fire book seven was out.

Wish granted, but when you get it, an icewing freezes you.


I wish for starflight not to be blind.

Wish granted, but Clay's leg gets worse. (oh what a nightmare that'd be.)

I wish I knew more about (Insert name from spoiler'd quote here.)

Granted, but you forget everything else.


I wish that there were more people posting than just us wishing for wings of fire stuff.

Wish granted, but they wish for things we hate.

I wish I had a scroll that could execute whatever commands I give it.

Granted, but it rips.


I wish to be dead, and not come back as a ghost.

Wish granted, but you come back as a zombie.

I wish I could never die by anything that was not natural.

Granted you get a nosebleed and bleed to death.

I wish i could walk through walls.

You can only do it 1 minute out of every hour.

I wish it stopped raining.

Wish granted, but it never rains again.

I wish it was summer already.